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KK is probably the only guy I can use the Noid Post Cutter on. It takes so long to set up that only someone has immobile as KK would sit there and let me hit. Plus, he's got this weird man-crush thing on me, so he gives me the time and stage to hit such things.
The feud would probably begin when I lost a match to an awesome poster, such as Destor, and KK pointed out that I lost to a meth addict, like CM Punk. This gets a "WTF?" reaction from the crowd, and they lose interest in the feud right there. I point out that KK got beat by Fox earlier in the night, and that it's a bit ironic he's calling me out for losing, to which KK debuts his new catchphrase: "STRAAAAAWWWWWWWMAAAAANNNNN!" (Spelt as one word, despite "straw man" being two)
I start winning matches (if it's going to make a WrestleMania-level event, anyway), and KK keeps losing to guys like Afterlife, Fallen Angel and in a squash match to James Steele. He does, however, win the World Tag Team Championship with BDC, despite BDC not getting much reaction from the fans, nor being particularly good in the ring. BDC then gets dragged into our feud, where he and KK beat me down, with Xero joining them. Xero gets no reaction with his comedy heel gimmick, however, although mocking chants of "Santino!" blare whenever he does anything. As such, Xero is removed from the program almost as randomly as he came in.
After BDC and KK drop the World Tag Team Titles, due to BDC tearing a quad making love to his wife, KK begins to re-focus on me. He comes up to me and calls me a retard, and I point out that I am the guy winning matches, to which he screams "STRAAAAWWWMANNNN!!!!" A match is signed between us at the PPV, which sees KK embarrassed by me in the early rounds, do to my speed. KK gets pissed off, and uses heel techniques to take control of the match, only for the crowd to get bored and start chanting "BORING!" BDC returns to make a run-in, but tears his other quad trying to get into the ring, and has no consequence to the result. Xero comes out, but immediately returns to the back when the fans shit on his appearance.
I hit KK with the Noid Post Cutter, but only get two. I set-up for another NPC, but KK manages to counter by hitting the Strawman Slam for a two count. "The Hypocritcal Hippo" looks to put things away with the Low Center of Gravity Lock, but a masked figure hits KK with a steel chair. It's...WHAT WOULD KEVIN DO!!!! Kevin does what Kevin would do, and rings the bell right there. KK is reduced to mid-card status, while I feud with Destor over the World Title to freshen the product up.
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