[Evil Vito]

Survivor Series Results:

Pre-Show: Random interpromotional contest. Face team consisted of ECW's Boogeyman, Raw's Cody Rhodes, and Hardcore Holly, Jimmy Wang Yang, and D'Lo Brown from Smackdown. Heel team was Kevin Thorn from ECW, Daivairi from Raw, Matt Striker, Val Venis, and Chris Masters from Smackdown. Faces won.
Order of elimination: 1. Daivairi (by Yang), 2. Yang (by Striker), 3. D'Lo (by Thorn), 4. Masters (by Holly), 5. Venis (by Rhodes), 6. Thorn (by Holly), 7. Striker (by Boogeyman)
*1/2, 68% Overall
Survivors: Hardcore Holly, Cody Rhodes, The Boogeyman

Match 1: ECW Survivor Series Match
Order of elimination: 1. Nunzio (by Miz), 2. Mizanin (by Crazy), 3. Dykstra (by Jeter), 4. Balls (by Cor Von), 5. Crazy (by Burke), 6. Jeter (by Morrison), 7. Morrison (by Dreamer), 8. Cor Von (by Dreamer), 9. Dreamer (by Burke through Cor Von assistance)
Survivor: Elijah Burke
**1/4, 73% Overall

Match 2: WWE Women's Title Battle Royal
In a shocker, Smackdown diva Victoria won the battle royal, dumping out Mickie James and Beth Phoenix simultaneously. What does this mean for the title now that it is held by someone from Smackdown?
-*, 59% Overall

Match 3: Raw Survivor Series Match
Order of Elimination: 1. Taylor (by Highlanders), 2. Robbie (by Santino), 3. Rory (by Regal), 4. Murdoch (by Sandman), 5. Sandman (by DQ...hit Cade with a cane), 6. Cade (by Burchill taking advantage), 7. Regal (by Burchill), 8. Santino (by Austin)
**, 71% Overall
Survivors: Stone Cold Steve Austin and Paul Burchill

Match 4: World Heavyweight Championship
Rey Mysterio successfully retained his title against Chavo Guerrero via 6-1-9.
***3/4, 84% Overall

Match 5: War Games
The Corporation had a 5-on-4 advantage heading into the last entry (Mr. Kennedy). Kennedy entered, but rather than even the odds, he shockingly helped the Corporation make it 6-on-4. Shades of Curt Henning in 1997. Umaga and Londrick were incapacitated and so everyone beat IC Champion Jeff Hardy until he was forced to surrender.
**, 77% Overall

Match 6: ECW Championship
In a match that is a sure candidate for MOTY, CM Punk successfully defended against Colt Cabana. Amazing match. Colt offered his old buddy a hand after, only to attack him. This feud clearly isn't over.
****1/4, 89% Overall

Match 7: SmackDown! Survivor Series Match
Order of Elimination: 1. Noble (by Taker), 2,3. Deuce and Domino (by Kane), 4. Kane (by DnD pulling him out for the countout), 5. Finlay (by MVP), 6. Matt Hardy (by MVP), 7. MVP (by Flair), 8. Batista (by Taker)
Survivors: Ric Flair and The Undertaker
**1/4, 76% Overall

Match 8: WWE Championship
After a high-octane triple threat match, the Corporation felt the need to intervene. Cena, in an uncharacteristic move, took his eye off the ball to fight off the Corporation. Meanwhile, while the ref tried to maintain order, Mr. Kennedy snuck in from out of nowhere to attack Triple H. Orton hit the RKO and retained his title.
***1/4, 89% Overall

78% Overall Rating
1.81 Buy Rate
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Not my best show, but clusterfucks never do well. Really just for my own amusement.

After the show, Candice blasted our promotion. I suspended her ass and she will remain suspended until she performs fellatio on me for the rest of the month.

Also, in an embarrassing note, when reading the results I noted Matt Hardy and Finlay are my tag champs. Must have accidentally made their match against Deuce and Domino on Smackdown a title match

And HOLY SHIT. Colt Cabana is already more over than Punk after being brought up all of 3 weeks ago at an overness of under 60. Now he's at 84, 2 higher than Punk.