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ECW - October 23, 2007 (Cyber Week)
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Segment 1: Balls Mahoney and Kenny Dykstra faced off once again, this time, as per the fan vote, the match was to be a Blindfold Match. The opponents had trouble finding one another. Balls finally found Kenny for his BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! punches but he managed to duck Mahoney's windup punch, which knocked the ref out. The ref made an audible yell, which prompted Kenny to undo his blindfold. Kenny hit Balls with his finisher, slipped his blindfold back on, and picked up the cheap win.
After the bout, Kenny celebrated before being attacked by none other than JOHNNY JETER!!! Kenny couldn't even see him to fight back. After, Jeter got on the mic and said all of two words: "Heeeeeere's Johnny!"
Segment 2: Elijah Burke and Marcus Cor Von attacked Nunzio backstage for no good reason other than being heels.
Segment 3: Elijah Burke and Marcus Cor Von vs. Tommy Dreamer and Super Crazy was voted to be a Tables Match. Crazy was eliminated first, then Burke. Cor Von got the win by pouncing Dreamer through a table set up in the corner.
Segment 4: Johnny Jeter interview, explaining that he was sick of being the second fiddle to Kenny in the Spirit Squad way back when, and he only now could get his revenge.
Segment 5: CM Punk vs. John Morrison for the ECW Championship was to have one of the most brutal stipulations ever: I Quit Match. A pier six brawl broke out at one point, when Mike Mizanin interfered. Tommy Dreamer and Super Crazy ran out to aid Punk...then Elijah Burke and Marcus Cor Von came out to counter. Then a hobbling Nunzio came out...and Balls Mahoney. Kenny Dykstra joined in on the fun, and finally Johnny Jeter as well. A one-on-one bout evolved into a brawl between the faces and heels of the roster.
The brawl spilled to the back and even into the crowd, and in the end Punk and Morrison were the only two left. Morrison finally quit when Punk locked in the Anaconda Vice using a lead pipe. Punk is still ECW Champion.
Segment 6: As Punk celebrates, a beat down Morrison got on the mic and admitted that Punk had his number...but he knows one man who could match Punk's every move and take that ECW Title from him, and that man would be here next week. Punk looks confused as the show comes to a close.
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