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NO MERCY RESULTS
Pre-Show: Fans arriving early were treated to an Extreme Rules match between Balls Mahoney and The Miz. Unfortunately for Miz, he was still unable to get out of his recent funk and Balls left with the win and the ladies once again.
Match 1: Val Venis was in the ring awaiting his opponent. Some familiar music hit, and out walked none other than D'Lo Brown, friend of Theodore Long. The crowd looked happy to have Brown back, and he rewarded the fans and Teddy by picking up a victory after a Sky High and then a Lo Down.
Match 2: We have new World Tag Team Champions. Paul London and Brian Kendrick got the better of the champs this time around, winning the belts from reigning champions Cade and Murdoch. This match was once again match of the night.
Match 3: Stevie McMahon came out and talked trash, saying he'll gladly take on any of the schmucks who wanted to be McMahon's son. KENNEDYYYYYYYY Mr. Kennedy, the man originally claiming to be Vince's son, made his return to the ring. Kennedy apparently didn't miss a beat, picking up the win over Stevie after a Kenton Bomb.
Match 4: In a total snoozefest, The Undertaker ousted The Great Khali after a massive Tombstone Piledriver. After the match, Taker was attacked by none other than BIG DADDY V. V demolished Taker, and Matt Striker stated that he was proving a point that he'll be a force to be reckoned with tonight.
Match 5: Carlito and Jeff Hardy fought for the Intercontinental Title. With a downed ref, Stevie McMahon ran in and delivered a Stevie Kick, scoring a win and a new title for the Corporation.
but WAIT! Another ref came out and explained what had happened...and the match was reversed. Jeff hightailed it after with his title still intact as the Corporation members looked really pissed off.
Match 6: In what can only be considered an upset, Rey Mysterio retained his title against Batista. Batista's attempts to overpower the diminutive Rey were all for not as Rey kept escaping. Ending saw Rey win by escaping a Batista Bomb. 6-1-9, West Coast Pop, and Batista gets what he deserves.
Match 7: Randy Orton and Snitsky teamed up against Triple H and Randy Orton, the man scoring the pin being declared champion. Snitsky was clearly on orders to not go for the win, just wear the opponents out. Orton and Cena were knocked on the outside, and Triple H hit Pedigree on Snitsky...1...2...NO!
The pin was broken up by Cena, HHH's partner, because he wanted the belt. Cena hit his partner with an F-U, and taking his eye off the ball cost him as Orton came from behind for an RKO. 3 seconds later and Orton had retained.
Match 8: Extreme Elimination Chamber time. Odds looked bad for CM Punk. Not only was he drawn to be one of the first two men...he'd be starting against Big Daddy V. But before the bell rang, the lights went out and a bell tolled. When they came back on, V and his manager Matt Striker were gone.
Armando Estrada, thinking quickly, had a replacement in the building...the return of JOHN MORRISON!!! Announcers mention that Morrison won his first ECW Title against CM Punk because he had to replace "some guy" in a match.
Order of other Entrants: Kevin Thorn (bat wrapped in chain), Elijah Burke (table), Tommy Dreamer (cane), Marcus Cor Von (chair)
Order of Elimination: Kevin Thorn, Tommy Dreamer, Marcus Cor Von, Elijah Burke, John Morrison (NOTE: This was the first Elimination Chamber match in which all 6 managed to end up in at the same time. Thorn was eliminated soon thereafter).
Spot of the Match: Marcus Cor Von charging at Punk for a Pounce, who ducked and sent Cor Von through one of the glass chamber. OH MY GOD!!!
But yeah, Punk retains the title and John Morrison is back to go for the gold.
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Show got a 1.78 Buy Rate.
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