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UNFORGIVEN RESULTS
Pre-Show: Hornswoggle brings out a friend his own size, who happens to be impersonating Jamie Noble. Noble runs out to get him but both Hornswoggle and Mini Noble escape him and go in and out of the bottom of the ring.
Match 1: World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch retained their titles against Paul London and Brian Kendrick in a match that would eventually be match of the night. Cade got the pin on Kendrick after the Sweet 'N Sour.
Match 2: Beth Phoenix defeated Candice Michelle to win the WWE Women's Championship. The match was a squash...unfortunately it wasn't very convincing as the bitch basically no-sold everything. This would be the worst match of the night (yes, even worse than Taker/Henry).
Match 3: Deuce 'N Domino regained the WWE Tag Team Titles against Matt Hardy and Montel Vontavious Porter. After several mis-communications, MVP ditched his teammate and left Matt to himself. Matt fell victim to the Crack 'Em in the Mouth.
Match 4: CM Punk retained the ECW Championship against Tommy Dreamer, Kevin Thorn, and Elijah Burke. There were points in the match where it seemed any of the 4 could come out victorious, but Punk got the final fall when he hit Burke with the GTS.
Match 5: The Undertaker made his "much awaited" return. This was the best match ever sucked basically...but Taker put Henry away, getting the big man up for the Tombstone Piledriver. Will this be the last we see of Mark Henry? I wish...
Match 6: In a shocker, Rey Mysterio has won his 2nd World Heavyweight Championship. Batista shocked the world by being able to lift the mammoth Khali up for a Batista Bomb. However, after he hit the move, Rey converged and dropkicked Batista out of the ring. Rey then pinned Khali for the upset of the century.
Match 7: In a last second change of stipulations, Mr. McMahon appointed his son, Stevie Richards, as the special referee for the Triple H/Carlito match. He seemed to call things right down the middle, that is, until Carlito got a cheap pinfall and Stevie seemed to count at lightning speed. McMahon got both of his wishes: HHH lost and his son is on his side. Stevie and Carlito both hightailed it after, and who can blame them?
Match 8: John Cena pinned Randy Orton to retain the WWE Championship after the F-U. Surprised? No way. Cena's now held the belt for a year as of the next night's Raw (Sept. 17).
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