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Originally Posted by Arnold HamNegger
Have you ever tried calling 911? They could have died while he was waiting for a response. Maybe after waiting on hold for 2 days straight, Benoit became delirious and sent 5 text messages with his address to the wrong people.
(After 48 hours on hold, Benoit grabs Nancy's phone and dials 911.)
Operator: "Hello, 911."
Benoit: "Yes, my address is...."
Operator: "Sorry sir, but we already have you on hold."
(Click)
Benoit: " DAMNIT!!!!" :foc:
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*Benoit calls 911*
Operater: "911, what's your emergency."
Benoit: "My wife and kid is de.."
Operator: "I'm sorry sir please hold on for a minute, we're taking these calls in order of importance."
Benoit: "But my wife and kid are DEAD!"
Operator: "You're not Paris Hilton are you?"
Benoit: "What the hell?!?! My name is Chris Benoit."
Operator: "Who?"
Benoit: "I'm a wrestler fo..."
Operator: "I'm sorry Mr. Beknot, we're dealing with a major emergency right now. Paris Hilton just called us saying that she wrecked her car and broke her nail in three places. We have to tend to her first."
*Operator hangs up*
*Benoit hangs himself*