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**ChiefStubbs** · 02-17-2007, 11:26 PM

From now on, unless I have a REALLY great Smackdown! or RAW, I will only put ECW and PPVs on here.
ECW Results:
Matt Striker vs Balls Mahoney : Balls slams Matt Striker. Balls Mahoney smashes a Playstation console over the head of Striker. Striker takes a headbutt from Balls Mahoney. There's a two count on the pin. Flying shoulder tackle by Balls sends Striker to the mat. Cover for a two count. Matt Striker ducks a clothesline attempt. Balls takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Cover for a two count. Flying elbow off the top rope by Matt Striker, poor elevation though. Balls powers out of a headlock. Death valley driver by Balls Mahoney, Matt Striker is down and hurt. Matt Striker is in trouble. Nutcracker Suite!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Matt Striker leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Balls Mahoney comes running as well, and Striker gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Tommy Dreamer vs Gangrel : Gangrel eats a trash can. Gangrel walks into a spike slam. Cover for a two count. Gangrel kicks Tommy Dreamer in the gut to reverse the momentum. Gangrel fires off some right and left hands. Big backdrop on Dreamer, executed well. Cover for a two count. Gangrel with a cane to the leg. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Vertical suplex by Gangrel. Dreamer kicks Gangrel in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spinebuster by Tommy Dreamer. Cover for a two count. Powerbomb on Gangrel. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Big clothesline on Gangrel. Tommy Dreamer hits a double axehandle off the table onto Gangrel. Tommy Dreamer misses a clothesline. Gangrel snap suplexes Dreamer...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Massive lariat, apparently Gangrel has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Kevin Thorn comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Tommy Dreamer turns around. Kevin Thorn spins Dreamer around. Kevin Thorn hits the Crucifixion! Thorn leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three. Gangrel pinned Dreamer. Gangrel and Thorn beat away on Tommy Dreamer, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. **1\2 rating for a decent contest.

CM Punk vs Sabu : Stiff high kick on Sabu by CM Punk who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Russian legsweep with a cane around the neck, Sabu is out! Kick from CM Punk to the leg. Cover for a two count. Spin kick by CM Punk to the face. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sabu powers out of a headlock. Punk walks into a high dropkick from Sabu. Hooks the leg for a two count. Super kick by Sabu. Punk backdrops Sabu out of a piledriver attempt. Tiger suplex on Sabu, right from out of the Misawa playbook. CM Punk has Sabu down on the canvas. Sabu gets locked in the Anaconda Vice! Submission victory! Sabu offers a handshake to Punk...and he accepts it! No! CM Punk levels Sabu with a cheap shot right hand! CM Punk drops Sabu to the canvas. CM Punk quickly locks on the Anaconda Vice! Sabu has been floored after the match. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.

The Sandman vs Test (For The ECW World Television Title) : Sandman hits a right hand. Test eats a trash can. The Sandman hits some punches. There's a two count on the pin. Rude Awakening on Test by Sandman. Cover for a two count. Sandman drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Test fires off some right and left hands. There's a two count on the pin. Spear by Test. Sandman drops out the back of a Test bodyslam attempt. Death valley driver by The Sandman, Test got planted. The Sandman moves in for the kill. White Russian Leg Sweep! 1....2....3. The Sandman gives a murderous look toward Test...and attacks! Test gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Sandman leaves the ring having left Test down and out. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.

Big Show is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. We hear him tell them to be ready, as something is going to happen soon.
Rating: 79%

Terry Funk vs Rob Van Dam(#1 Contender's match for ECW World title) : Terry Funk fires off some right and left hands. Funker chair shots Rob Van Dam. RVD takes a headbutt from Terry Funk. Cover for a two count. Flying shoulder tackle by Funker sends RVD to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Terry Funk misses a clothesline. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Funker. Cover for a two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Rob Van Dam misses a clothesline. Terry Funk scores with a big spinebuster. Terry Funk floors Rob Van Dam. Spinning Toe Hold!!! Rob Van Dam taps out! Big Show has a chair. Funker turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. RVD is next to take a hard shot. Show has demolished everyone! I'll give it a **1\2 rating.

02-17-2007, 11:26 PM	#1285
ChiefStubbs More carbs & half the fat Posts: 268	From now on, unless I have a REALLY great Smackdown! or RAW, I will only put ECW and PPVs on here. ECW Results: Matt Striker vs Balls Mahoney : Balls slams Matt Striker. Balls Mahoney smashes a Playstation console over the head of Striker. Striker takes a headbutt from Balls Mahoney. There's a two count on the pin. Flying shoulder tackle by Balls sends Striker to the mat. Cover for a two count. Matt Striker ducks a clothesline attempt. Balls takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Cover for a two count. Flying elbow off the top rope by Matt Striker, poor elevation though. Balls powers out of a headlock. Death valley driver by Balls Mahoney, Matt Striker is down and hurt. Matt Striker is in trouble. Nutcracker Suite!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Matt Striker leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Balls Mahoney comes running as well, and Striker gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. Tommy Dreamer vs Gangrel : Gangrel eats a trash can. Gangrel walks into a spike slam. Cover for a two count. Gangrel kicks Tommy Dreamer in the gut to reverse the momentum. Gangrel fires off some right and left hands. Big backdrop on Dreamer, executed well. Cover for a two count. Gangrel with a cane to the leg. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Vertical suplex by Gangrel. Dreamer kicks Gangrel in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spinebuster by Tommy Dreamer. Cover for a two count. Powerbomb on Gangrel. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Big clothesline on Gangrel. Tommy Dreamer hits a double axehandle off the table onto Gangrel. Tommy Dreamer misses a clothesline. Gangrel snap suplexes Dreamer...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Massive lariat, apparently Gangrel has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Kevin Thorn comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Tommy Dreamer turns around. Kevin Thorn spins Dreamer around. Kevin Thorn hits the Crucifixion! Thorn leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three. Gangrel pinned Dreamer. Gangrel and Thorn beat away on Tommy Dreamer, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. 1\2 rating for a decent contest. CM Punk vs Sabu : Stiff high kick on Sabu by CM Punk who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Russian legsweep with a cane around the neck, Sabu is out! Kick from CM Punk to the leg. Cover for a two count. Spin kick by CM Punk to the face. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sabu powers out of a headlock. Punk walks into a high dropkick from Sabu. Hooks the leg for a two count. Super kick by Sabu. Punk backdrops Sabu out of a piledriver attempt. Tiger suplex on Sabu, right from out of the Misawa playbook. CM Punk has Sabu down on the canvas. Sabu gets locked in the Anaconda Vice! Submission victory! Sabu offers a handshake to Punk...and he accepts it! No! CM Punk levels Sabu with a cheap shot right hand! CM Punk drops Sabu to the canvas. CM Punk quickly locks on the Anaconda Vice! Sabu has been floored after the match. I can't decide whether it's a * or a 1\2 match...let's go for a 1\4 rating to make it fair. The Sandman vs Test (For The ECW World Television Title) : Sandman hits a right hand. Test eats a trash can. The Sandman hits some punches. There's a two count on the pin. Rude Awakening on Test by Sandman. Cover for a two count. Sandman drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Test fires off some right and left hands. There's a two count on the pin. Spear by Test. Sandman drops out the back of a Test bodyslam attempt. Death valley driver by The Sandman, Test got planted. The Sandman moves in for the kill. White Russian Leg Sweep! 1....2....3. The Sandman gives a murderous look toward Test...and attacks! Test gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Sandman leaves the ring having left Test down and out. * rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. Big Show is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. We hear him tell them to be ready, as something is going to happen soon. Rating: 79% Terry Funk vs Rob Van Dam(#1 Contender's match for ECW World title) : Terry Funk fires off some right and left hands. Funker chair shots Rob Van Dam. RVD takes a headbutt from Terry Funk. Cover for a two count. Flying shoulder tackle by Funker sends RVD to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Terry Funk misses a clothesline. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Funker. Cover for a two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Rob Van Dam misses a clothesline. Terry Funk scores with a big spinebuster. Terry Funk floors Rob Van Dam. Spinning Toe Hold!!! Rob Van Dam taps out! Big Show has a chair. Funker turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. RVD is next to take a hard shot. Show has demolished everyone! I'll give it a **1\2 rating.