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Originally Posted by Rectal Pertruder Oh get the fuck out. I havent even read this yet, but my god get the fuck out.

Good to see things haven't changed.

Originally Posted by Rectal Pertruder A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans, too. Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Patriots fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a Indianapolis Colts fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan, too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots fan."

Very old joke and the teams are interchangeable; around here it's typically used for Red Sox/Yankees.