Shit, I forgot to use the analogy I had for "Special Teams Player of the Year."
It's like how the Academy Awards has awards for, like, "Best Female Vocal Lead in a Foreign Comedy or Musical Animated Short Film."
Nobody cares. It's still an Oscar, and I bet if the people of TPWW put their heads together, we could EASILY win an Oscar or a Grammy. I mean, Spoken-word albums? Gospel? Some of the categories are so desperately thin, it just makes me wonder why anyone wants to win the "big" ones, when their bagel boy could win an award for "Best Food Service Assistant for a Movie."
YOU KNOW?
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