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No Surrender Results

Preshow Match: Sonny Siaki vs. Chris Hero

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Overall Rating: 77%
Crowd Reaction: 61%
Match Quality: 94%

Iron Man Match: Matt Bentley vs. CM Punk

FIRST FALL: Flying elbow from Matt Bentley connects. SUPER frankensteiner on Punk, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Bentley goes for a splash but Punk puts the knees up. Punk just WAFFLES Bentley with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Spin kick by CM Punk to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Hooks the leg for a two count. CM Punk brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Bentley in the ring! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Bentley takes a flying neckbreaker from CM Punk. CM Punk gets taken down out of nowhere! Flying reverse elbow by Matt Bentley. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Punk. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Spin kick by Matt Bentley to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Standing leg lariat by Matt Bentley on Punk. Bentley goes for a splash but Punk puts the knees up. Punk hits a dropkick on Matt Bentley and gets right back up. Diamond Dust from CM Punk and Bentley is out! Cover gets three for CM Punk, Bentley got pinned. SECOND FALL: Punk just WAFFLES Bentley with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Spinning back kick from CM Punk. Punk hits a dropkick on Matt Bentley and gets right back up. Punk uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! CM Punk misses a clothesline. Bentley uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Lightning kick by Bentley on Punk. Covers for a quick two count. Punk flips out of a Matt Bentley bodyslam attempt. Massive back suplex! Matt Bentley got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from CM Punk. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Bentley backdrops CM Punk out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Matt Bentley. Punk takes a NICE hurrancarana from Matt Bentley. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Matt Bentley pins Punk. THIRD FALL: Punk hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Bentley blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Matt Bentley kicks the leg, knocks Punk down, and goes to work on it. Matt Bentley misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Springboard dropkick from Matt Bentley. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! CM Punk is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Flying elbow from CM Punk connects. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from CM Punk and Bentley is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! CM Punk misses a clothesline. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Punk reverses a Matt Bentley hammerlock. CM Punk sets Matt Bentley up in the corner. Pepsi Plunge!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. END OF BOUT.

Overall Rating: 73%
Crowd Reaction: 75%
Match Quality: 69%

Jeff Hardy vs. Abyss

Jeff Hardy hits a rolling kick on Abyss. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying reverse elbow by Jeff Hardy. Covers for a quick two count. Abyss pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Abyss scoops and slams Jeff Hardy. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Jeff Hardy charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Abyss just KILLS Jeff Hardy! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! BAAACK Body drop by J.Hardy gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Abyss gets taken down out of nowhere! SUPER frankensteiner on Abyss, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Diamond Dust from Jeff Hardy and Abyss is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Spinning back kick from Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Bodyslam by Abyss. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Abyss connects and Jeff Hardy is down! J.Hardy scores with a forearm, sending Abyss down into the corner. The referee pulls Jeff Hardy away to get the break. Wait! Abyss has pulled something out of his tights. Jeff Hardy walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! The fight has started up again! Jeff Hardy attacks Abyss, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Overall Rating: 69% (wow, this feud blows)
Crowd Reaction: 64%
Match Quality: 74%

Tag Team Title Match: Team 3D (c) vs. Alex Shelley (X Champion) & Roderick Strong

Big dropkick by Roderick Strong, who got a ton of air on the move. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Ray is down! There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Roderick Strong and Alex Shelley. Generation Next II hook up Ray, then hit a double suplex. Shelley uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hooks the leg for a two count. Alex Shelley strikes Ray. Brother Ray reverses a hip toss. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Brother Ray just KILLS Alex Shelley! Tag between Brother Ray and Devon. BIG clothesline on Shelley. Spear by Devon. Shelley counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Shelley tags out to Roderick Strong. Flying reverse elbow by Roderick Strong. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Roderick Strong, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Pin, but Devon is out just before the three count. Devon just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Roderick. Devon avoids a Roderick Strong avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Devon hits a piledriver on Roderick Strong. That used to end matches, you know. Team 3D have Roderick Strong to themselves. 3D! 1....2....3! It's over. Shelley and Roderick remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Alex Shelley walks off without saying anything, much to the disgust of Roderick.

Overall Rating: 82%
Crowd Reaction: 72%
Match Quality: 92%

Ron Killings vs. Charlie Haas

Hard back suplex on Haas. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. SUPER frankensteiner on Haas, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Ron Killings gets taken down out of nowhere! Killings gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Haas! A Gut buster connects on Killings and hits hard. Covers for a quick two count. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Haas who held onto that one for ages. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Hard back suplex on Killings. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Killings reverses a waistlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Ron Killings and Haas is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Killings hits a dropkick on Charlie Haas and gets right back up. Killings hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Killings drops an elbow...but Charlie Haas moves out of the way. Vertical suplex by Charlie Haas. Haas hits a great swinging DDT on Ron Killings. Haas then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Charlie Haas floors Ron Killings. Ron Killings gets locked in the Haas Of Pain! Submission victory!

Overall Rating: 82%
Crowd Reaction: 83%
Match Quality: 81%

X Division Title #1 Contender Match: AJ Styles vs. Chris Sabin

Chris Sabin kicks the leg, knocks Styles down, and goes to work on it. Chris Sabin connects with a back heel kick on Styles and gets back up quickly. Implant DDT by Chris Sabin! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Spin kick by Chris Sabin to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Styles blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Styles hits a dropkick on Chris Sabin and gets right back up. Superkick by AJ Styles practically knocks out all of Chris Sabin's teeth! There's a two count on the pin. Sabin reverses a AJ Styles hammerlock. Flying reverse elbow by Chris Sabin. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Chris Sabin and Styles is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Styles backdrops Chris Sabin out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of AJ Styles. STIFF high kick on Sabin by AJ Styles. Sabin reverses a AJ Styles hammerlock. Flying elbow from Chris Sabin connects. AJ Styles can barely stand. Cradle Shock! 1....2....3. AJ Styles offers a handshake to Sabin...and he accepts it!

Overall Rating: 74%
Crowd Reaction: 68%
Match Quality: 81%

World Title Match: Christopher Daniels vs. Jeff Jarrett (c)

Daniels hits a dropkick on Jeff Jarrett and gets right back up. Lightning kick by Daniels on Jarrett. There's a two count on the pin. Jarrett counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Jeff Jarrett hits some punches. How generic. BAAACK Body drop by Daniels gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pin, but Daniels is out just before the three count. Running knee lift from Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett goes for a splash but Daniels puts the knees up. Jarrett takes a NICE hurrancarana from Christopher Daniels. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Jarrett goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard back suplex on Jarrett. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Daniels hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Jarrett pushes out of a Christopher Daniels hold. Fallaway slam by Jeff Jarrett puts down Christopher Daniels. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Raven comes running down the aisle with a chair! Jarrett whips Christopher Daniels into the ropes. Raven jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Raven, Daniels, and the chair! Christopher Daniels staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Raven isn't finished with his attack yet! Christopher Daniels stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Raven. Raven Effect!!! Christopher Daniels has been put down on the canvas! Raven shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Daniels gets picked up...and hit with another Raven Effect! Christopher Daniels is spread-eagled on the canvas. Raven again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Raven Effect, the third one in a row! Raven eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Daniels, who isn't moving.

Overall Rating: 81%
Crowd Reaction: 84%
Match Quality: 75%

Christian Cage vs. Sean Waltman

STIFF high kick on Waltman by Christian Cage. Christian just WAFFLES Waltman with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Second rope flying axe handle, Waltman goes down. One day, Christian might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Implant DDT by Christian Cage! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Waltman blocks a kick from Christian Cage. Implant DDT by Sean Waltman! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Christian Cage reverses a hip toss. SUPER frankensteiner on Waltman, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Waltman walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Waltman kicks Christian Cage in the gut to reverse the momentum. Sean Waltman kicks the leg, knocks Christian down, and goes to work on it. Christian blocks a kick from Sean Waltman. Second rope flying axe handle, Waltman goes down. One day, Christian might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Sean Waltman is in trouble. Unprettier!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Overall Rating: 90%
Crowd Reaction: 91%
Match Quality: 91%

Rhino vs. Raven

Raven takes a headbutt from Rhino. Raven is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Rhino is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Rhino charges, Raven moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Raven scores with a standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Rhino is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Running knee lift from Rhino. Rhino hits a piledriver on Raven. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Rhino! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Raven elbows Rhino in the face to break a hammerlock. Massive backbreaker on Rhino and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Rhino pushes out of a Raven hold. Christopher Daniels comes running down the aisle with a chair! Rhino and Raven continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Christopher Daniels slides in and blasts Raven with a chair to the head! Daniels climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Raven can barely stand. Here it comes - Gore. 1....2...3, it's finished. Christopher Daniels obviously hasn't finished his attack yet! Raven stands up. Christopher Daniels spins Raven around. Christopher Daniels hits the Angel's Wings! Christopher Daniels eventually leaves, having caused enough damage.

Overall Rating: 94%
Crowd Reaction: 88%
Match Quality: 100%