Dark Descriptions [GAME]
 

I was watching Pop Culture Jeopardy! and they had a category of describing films darkly and it was pretty fun. I think we could expand it just describe the humorously but whatever works. Typically in these games one poster would hold the floor and everyone would guess until someone got it right and then that person would hold the floor but with the state of the forum that seems like a bad play. So instead i think what would work best is just is anyone has one in mind post it and whomever can reply to whatever.

Examples:

Film

Q: A young girl arrives in town and kills a government official and later kills her cousin too.

A: What is The Wizard of Oz
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Play

Q: A man slaughters his girlfriends cousin. Later she tricks him into killing himself

A: What is Romeo and Juliette

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Film

Q: A farm boy massacres an entire military outpost single handedly

A: What is Star Wars

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And no you dont have to answer in the form of a question if you dont wanna

K. So real deal:

Film

Q: A teenage boy steals a car in an attempt to run from the Russian mob but his escape is complicated because his mom wont stop trying to have sex with him

SHORT STORY: A guy with a communicable disease attends a party

Back to da fyoocha

The Masque of the Red Death?

Film: A father's attempt to spend quality time with his daughter is ruined because he spoke to the stupidest member of the staff.

Correct

Sounds like some sort of Back to the Future knockoff but replacing Libyan Terrorists with the Russian mob

i dont even have an inclination

mustve been altered in the timeline

Actors who played the libyan terrorists did a really bad job at acting in that movie. Actually a lot of the actors in that movie were bad
Taken

I'll add a bit more to it if it helps.



Film: A father's attempt to spend quality time with his daughter at a show is ruined because he spoke to the stupidest member of the staff at the event.

Good guess, but no.

Tell us sir

Trap.

Q: Boy loses property which seemingly ends up in his lap at the end of the film.

A Grand Don't Come For Free

Dude Where's My Car

Nope

For a period of time the boys property was at his neighbors house.

Child's Play reboot

Nope :(