Official WWE RAW SuperShow Thread for 5/7/2012: No Brock, No Triple H..So..Uh..WTF?
 

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Tonight, my friends, is the build up for the "Battle of the Johnnys"!

Love MisterLee so fucking much.

Fuck yeah

Is anyone even slightly excited about #RawTonight?

Monday Night Raw is always a much needed escape from this sick joke we often call life.

I am on the ship. Need play by play.

Better have Ryback stand in for Lesnar

Also hope Trips comes out with Justin Bieber and 50 Cent

I always preferred Chavo with Pepe.

I always preferred Al Snow with Head.

NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE SAID "YOU'RE WELCOME" :foc:

Did they ever do anything for anyone to say thank you to them so they could respond with "you're welcome"?

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Anybody notice a resemblance at all?

no

Kinda hope they have Johnny training videos or something like the Old School Vince use to have lol

Hope its a good show tonight so I have something to look forward to when I am at Raw next week.

I hope Johnny Ace squashes a local jobber tonight.... IN RYBACK STYLE. Just comes out and destroys him with a plethora of power moves.

All while wearing a suit and tie.

Will then get up from pinning his foe, brush off his suit, straighten his tie, and walk out.

Let me sum this show up:

Cool Punk/Danielson Promo
Awkward Cena Promo
Awkward Irish Cena Match
Ace makes a match/Cuts a promo
Lord Tensai Kills a Dude
BoredUs Clay Kills a Dude.

There, I saved you two hours.

Remember...play-by-play guys.

I hope Jap Albert gets traded to smackdown bc I never VHS tape that show. He's awful.

BoredUs Clay and Lord Tensai ZzZzZ...seriously how much longer are they just gonna slaughter folks?

And you forgot about RyBack...who actually is the only one I'm impressed with. LOL @ the Goldberg chants EVERY time.

You forgot Non title tag team matchup which will mainly be about finding a new name for the champs.

If you can't see that this thread is heading towards a discussion about WWE Raw in roughly an hour and a half, then you don't understand wrestling forums.

I'll go with "Jumpin' Jimmys"

R-Boom

Did youe mean "Punk/Danielson shit that loses hundreds of thousands of viewers". That's not me trolling, that's a FACT>

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R-Boom works for me!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Trust me when I say this <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAW">#RAW</a> will be fantastic. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523rumors">#rumors</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523surprises">#surprises</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523cilantro">#cilantro</a></p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/199650447127097344" data-datetime="2012-05-08T00:02:30+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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And end his opponents with a variation of the Ace Crusher, but what variation...

A. Normal
B. Guillotine
C. Military Press

Please call the John Laryingitis Hotline at 1-800-223-WWE1 (1-800-ACE-WWE1) and answer correctly. $9.99 a minute to rip you all off.

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Yes.