Owen Brown and owenbrown present: The Official 5|16|2016 Raw Thread
 

Who is tuning in tonight!?

I am not presenting a goddamn thing in this thread

Dean looks silly in that straight jacket lol

You will sponsor Roman Reigns

Go suck Gertner's herpes infected dick, RDD

CENATION is #1

no it's # 2... which is what I have to take every time you post.... several # 2's

I have never been so offended in my entire life!!!

welp brb gotta take a RDD again

Roman sucks HHH

:mad::mad::fu::fu::fu::mad::mad:

RDD is a great man. You shut your whoreish mouth!

ROMAN REIGNS IS THE BEST RASSLER OF ALL TIME

Solid start to the Raw Thread

I gotta take a huge Gertner now... man it's smelly...

I AM SO ANGRY I AM GOING TO TEAR UP MY PAUL BEARER MEMORIAL ON MY WALL!!!!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

rise above a dick in your mouth

I just got off the phone with your father and he told me you need to clean your room or no chili for you

I'm going to miss the first hour of RAW probably...will try to read recaps on my phone/here...hope it's good

get AIDS

wow someone is posting granny porn on my wall again, how mature (no really, the ladies look really, really mature).

I DARE YOU TO POST IT IN HERE

Owenbrown is a puss. He won't do it.

Tag team champs

Worst tag team champs ever

Lol we beat your ass

I don't think I've got RAW in me tonight after hearing about Emma's injury.

Might have it on in the background or something

oh neat. next Monday is exactly 15 years on TPWW for me. that'll probably be my last Raw thread if these ongoing sock accounts are any indication.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Primo &amp; Epico debut their new gimmick tonight which means the countdown begins until they're repackaged again <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/732240720476528640">May 16, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Finally healed up enough to go back to close to my regular schedule, which means I'm watching Raw live for the first time in like two months.

Will I regret it? Probably.

AJ's a good talker, but every RAW starting with a 15 to 20 minute segment of someone talking has got to stop, Just one of many many problems with 3 hours of RAW.

Can you get fined for saying you will give somebody a chairshot to the head?

Well that was dumb

Bloodline sounds a lot cooler for a stable name than The Family.

Evening gentlemen.

So, Finn Balor is showing up this sunday to make the Club better, right?

Other rejected name:

"HEY. WE'RE RELATED TO THE ROCK. REMEMBER HIM? CHEER ROMAN REIGNS PLEASE."

I like how they make big deals out of doing matches they did on Smackdown again on RAW and act like we didn't just see it....

Sami Zayn vs Cesaro sweet.....

Wonder if Dean will warn Jericho tonight not to break HIS "$15,000" (strait)jacket...:shifty:

Contract signing between a horse and Natalya? Ooooof. That's going to be a rough segment.

Rikishi c. early 2001 would've shown up and confronted them over it and nobody wants that.

There will probably be some stupid crap about "leveling the playing field" by making sure Hitman isn't allowed ringside either. That and definitely a LOT of bad acting.

LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At this point, they're probably going to need to build fucking bleachers behind the announcers' table since they seem to want to wedge like 40 people into commentary regularly now.

NXT TakeOver Arrival Rematch!

Double-0 'Saro.

Tag team sense is tingling.

Tag team match, playas! HOLLA HOLLA

Shane quoted the wrong guy for random tag team action.

This Shane/Steph storyline is boring af

Owens and Zayn hahaha.

Changed channel to finish "Believeland" over on ESPN.

Come back to find it's the rare face/heel vs. face/heel tag match.

Unexpected.

Miz can wrestle.... dumb fans...

I'm watching Raw

Well I'm entertained by this.

Fucking sweet dude!

How's it been so far?

just tuning in

Hi Dark One hope you are heeling ok <3

Dean needs to come out with it wrapped in Christmas lights.

I'm happy right now, but that's just me.

I WON TOO!

Volare @

why are you happy, drugs/sex/RAW is WAR???

Not sure kicking a guy in the face is proper match ending celebrations etiquette.

Tag match was pretty good.

Renee got Dean's jacket.............again.

That was a fun tag team match. Looking forward to the fatal four way match. Almost more than AJ and Reigns.

Hello Renee

was that the first match/ did I miss primo n epico

Renee "The Hitman" Young. ��

Sigh. I dreaded the day the Shining Stars would arrive on Raw.

Weed, a lot of weed.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You sure are taking great pleasure in my misfortune you stupid <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@wwe</a> idiots. Well now you're BLOCKED! <a href="https://t.co/aRLLrZOytq">https://t.co/aRLLrZOytq</a></p>&mdash; Chris Jericho (@IAmJericho) <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/731892413027913728">May 15, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Awwww shit Epico and Primo!!

OH MY GOD! THE SHINING STARS!

THIS IS JUST AS BIG AS BRODUS CLAY DEBUTING! REMEMBER THAT!

And they teased/put off for 3 weeks............and he came out as the "Funkasaurus". And we were all scratching our heads. Good times.

sweet primo/epico's bad gimmick is next

I think that was the first match... "Ry" said he started watching at 8:10 and just saw Roman Reigns punch AJ Styles or something... and then this match was on right after that

So, Los Boriquas reboot if this don't work?

Yes. Opening stuff was just Reigns and Styles doing a promo and Reigns punching Styles in the face to end it.

"Fired up superstar".

I miss the Slam of the Week. That was practically a mainstay for Raw for many many years.

CREWS!!!! Hopefully he comes out and destroys these two.

lolllllllllllll fucking crickets for The Shining Stars

*insert crickets chirping here*

I hope their first match is against Los Conquistadores.

I'm digging the theme.

Local jobbers!

conway pop

Well, "The Shining Stars"' theme freaking sucks...doesn't seem like the crowd's into this gimmick either.

This match needs Rollermacka.

Primo & Epico get to face jobbers?!

oh god this is actually worse than I pictured it

Should have had Peyton Royce as their valet for the flower stuff.
https://media.giphy.com/media/m0XNwNI5QYPAY/giphy.gif

The ship has already sailed on these two.

Feel excited about this for some reason

"Nostalgia"

squash match

I like their ring work but holy shit is there gimmick bad.

Well I like what I see here. Fuck this crowd.

Setting the overunder on Carlito chants at two weeks.

I miss team Tito Santanas

GOTTA GET THAT TAPE LIBRARY

OMG that was horrible