Samantha v pretty and adorable but I'd let Tory wreck my life

Something about Tory's face irritates me.

Same with Robbie.

Those 2 belong together with their stupid fucking annoying faces.

Robbie has 90s boy band face. I get what you mean about Tory. I think it's her facial expression. But she's hot so I'll let it pass.

Robbie immediately reminded me of Shawn Hunter from Boy Meets World.

Just watched The next Karate Kid. I wouldn’t recommend watching it, because it’s a terrible movie. Now if you do watch it pay attention to how great Hilary Swank was.

I’m not referring to her acting I’m referring to her Karate. She’s a great athlete. She rivals all the Cobra Kai kids in athleticism.

So I’m totally cool if Hilary Swank joins Cobra Kai at some point.

As am I. Are we also gonna get Jackie Chan and Jayden Smith?

That seems like the sort of question someone might ask if they wanted a good sized punch in the face.

I suppose they could be in it if they played themselves as actors in a cameo.

Actually, I suppose they could exist in the same universe. The movie wasn't terrible. Jackie Chan was great. It was just utterly superfluous and unnecessary.

That was a really dumb post

Thread needs more aggression and anger.

Cobra Kai Never Dies!

This is quite the coincidence, since you're as dumb as a post.

I am grateful for your hateful

More talk about Hilary Swank’s karate!

Swank, yes..... reboot Will Smith spawn..nope.

I'm sure they'd put Swank in it if they could.

Now I want Jayden Smith and Jackie Chan in just to piss Seanny off

That's like collapsing a building we are all inside just to get to me

I’m okay with that

I agree

That's only because you know it was a stupid question.
You have to let these things go guys.

Seanny, if I don't hold onto petty grudges, I would cease being me. Don't try and change me.

You sanctimonious bastard.

:heart:

All this time later, and I still hate Sam.

Not even in a "love to hate" way, like Kreese. Like, she's a shitty character. I still say half of the shit that happened is her fault - if not directly, then for the simple fact that all she has to do is speak up and clarify something to make things even somewhat better.

And on the off chance she *does* sack up and try to take at least some personal responsibility, the person she tries to talk to cuts her off and tells her "it's not your fault", when it absolutely was, and lets her off the hook.

So in this season, she hypes everyone up for a fight, and even starts scrapping with GUYS bigger than her... but she gets PTSD over a broad that cut her arm once enough to go hide in a corner and let her "friend" get his arm broken? The fuck out of here.

She bugs me. Bugs me a lot. Everyone else is at least charming or villainous (or both) in their own way. She's just an annoying dungheap, and still supposed to be one of the main protagonists.

She's the Cobra Kai Sakura.


On the flip side: Allie.

I'm glad they didn't go where it looked like it was going to go. Instead, they had her come in and become the special guest referee and the voice of reason. That was amazing.

Sam is very much a spoiled privileged little girl

I like her. She fucked up a couple of times but seems to deal with the brunt of the consequences. Like...being a bit of a dummy sometimes doesn't warrant someone attempting to murder you like Tory seems intent on doing.

I like pretty much all the characters though. At first, I thought I'd be a bit turned off by Kreese--as though he didn't fit the mold of the show. But then he was awesome and I regretted ever thinking that.

Sam is an angel who has done no wrong.

Listen to your heart.

Also in Frasier, the Crane Brothers’ bullies were the Kreasels - and I wonder if that “Kreese” sound has any literary connection with violence. Or maybe it’s the harsh consonant sound of the k combined with rhyming with grease (to suggest he is a greaseball).

Since I’m easily influenced and Sam is adorable, I now agree with you. She has not stepped a foot out of place, even when smashing into Johnny’s ride.

I bet her nipples are the pinkest of pinks

My god I can only wish

/horny

Dis thread got thirsty.

Like strawberry Quick

There's a difference between dealing with consequences and just internalizing them and hoping everything just gets better around her by osmosis. She does a lot of the latter throughout the entire show run. I was actively rooting for Tory to cut her again. "Cut that bitch!" People should not want to root against a main protagonist. But I did. And I don't regret it. I want Tory to seriously injure Sam before she goes through some sort of redemption arc. Fuck Sam all the way up while she's full on heel!

I don't care how many of you here think she's jackoff material... I just think she is a jackoff, and that's not hot.

Calm down dude

Tory belongs in juvie

She belongs in prison with Pam Grier bopping those wabbos around