Shelton's "Mama" Is Coming
 

Looks like we are gonna have an interesting development in Shelton's character.

From wrestling-edge.com

World Wrestling Entertainment sent out a casting call this week expressing its desire to find a woman to play "Shelton Benjamin's Mama" on the RAW brand.

The ideal candidate would be in her 50s, black and heavyset with a "good personality."

Assuming WWE goes through with the plan, the character will travel with the RAW brand for three to six months.

That's great

The new Cat?

haha

I'm not buying it.

Maybe they'll have him come to the ring eating fried chicken as well, to really drill home the point.

This should be awful...

Does anyone else in the WWE have their mother around? The only other example I can think of is Buff & Judy Bagwell.

This was going so well in a "Benjamin is going to snap" deal, and it would have played out fine with SB coming out strong in a program with HBK. I don't know why, but I don't get good feelings about this at all.

LMAO @ Judy Bagwell.

hooray for racism!

Fried chicken, have her love kool aid, and collect welfare checks/food stamps at the end of the week.

C'mon, if we are doing stereotyping, she obviously couldn't have gotten married. Shelton's father had to have dumped her when he found out she was pregnant.

Perhaps they can do some Maury style paternity segments and we can try and find out who Shelton's daddy really is.

Paternity tests = Ratings

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:lol: In six months we can expect something along the lines of:

"WWE have released Shelton Benjamin. We wish him the best in jobbing to Jeff Jarrett."

lol in 6 month we can expect

"The WWE have relseased Shelton Benjamin in order for Benjamin to concentrate on picking cotton"

Ya all left out the watermelon and the collared greens.:wtf:

OH SHIT! LOLLLLLLLLL

LOL. We're all going to hell.

:rofl:

ROFLMAO at this whole thread. That's just ridiculous. :rofl:

I hope this doesn't turn Shelton into RAW's Booker T in that he has an annoying black lady behind him.

Also, they should call his mom "Momma Jemima."

Well maybe Sapphire had a daughter....

:'(

(Shelton starts to get beaten down in a match and NFL-like music plays. Shelton's mother comes out with a bowl of Chunky soup.)

Mama: EAT UP HUN! YOU'LL BE BIG AND STRONG IN NO TIME!

(Shelton proceeds to eat the soup and beat the shit out of his opponent.)

Further, they will sign his 18 illegitimate brothers and sisters.

The great thing is that the WWE can then pass itself off as being a more racially inclusive work environment.

I would mark the fuck out if Charlie Haas dresses up as a heavyset black woman and actually gets the part.

VINCE McMAHON: She's got the black attitude with none of the colour...I like her.

Nah...id like to see a tag out of this lmfao:rofl: :rofl:

Oh god I hope this isn't true.The WWE may be wrecking one of the future stars of the WWE if this plan goes ahead.Oh well it's their loss, stupid fucking retards they're.

Two words and three letters: Hog Pen, HHH.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! I just read a follow up. From the same site, wrestling-edge.com

WWE is planning to do a spin-off of the Donavon McNabb and his mother soup commercials. As noted earlier in a post, WWE is looking for someone to play the role of Shelton's 'Mamma'.

FOUR WORDS

MARKS THE FUCK OUT

ROFL.

The rep I gotta spread around before getting to you again is what causes people in the wrestling forum to have such high reps.

:lol: That was so bad it was great.

I think they're going to build on Kerwin's "If it's not white it's not right." And counter it with Shelton's, "If it's not black attack!"

A litlle part of me just died after reading this thread. :'(

If it's not black, cap that nigga's ass!

:shifty:

SOMEBODY CALL HIS MAMA!

I could see that being the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Yeah I kinda immediatly thought of Momma from Tom & Jerry :wtf:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I'm giddy tonight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I'm giddy tonight.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!

I'm giddy tonight.

Good god, no.

i wonder if shelton's mom is gonna come out with a fan, waving and almost passing out while yelling "oh jesus, oh jesus" and when shelton wins start dancing raising her arms in the air yelling "praise the lord"

I remember they showed his mother on the show long ago when it showed shelton coming home and talking about his youth. His mothers name was Carolina Washington, "his" names Shelton Benjamin..so im guessing Abe Lincoln fits in there somewhere. :shifty:

***Thomas Jefferson

Sucka.

"mama", not mom. Who will most likely be a fat black woman.

And they are LOOKING for a fat woman.

Afterlife still won't get it though.

LOL to all of this!

And is this what it takes to push Shelton? An old black lady? Honestly, a new hat can do wonders, but NOOOOO...

Now They Should Change Shelton's Finisher Name. Instead of The T-Bone Suplex Call It The Chicken Leg Suplex. Chicken Wing Suplex Works 2 I guess.

Call it KFC.