RAW - The Undertaker & Shawn Michaels return - 1.9.17 *Official Thread*
 

#AhhhhYessir trending worldwide!!!

ROMAN REIGNS COCK!

Oh look a Roman Reigns vs Jericho and Kevin Owens match! Finally mixing it up a little!

There was a time when Taker was my favorite thing in the world he was the entire reason I started watching wrestling but I don't think even the Deadman can really help RAW. (plus he's no Alica Fox) but we'll see.

Oh shit Negan vs Alexandria AGAIN on TWD. When will life get better???

Looks like a fun show tonight. Cant wait to see what The Deadman and The Heartbreak Kid have in store for us. Plus, will Roman be able to defy the odds and give another F U to the haters. Will Braun get involved with someone else? Cant wait.

I'm turning off RAW once TAker and HBK have there segments so hopefully they dont pull some shit and make it the last thing on the show.

Here's an idea. Make Lesnar wrestle a RAW once in a while!

Special attraction wrestles every week on TV and is no longer special. Complainers gonna complain.

Stop treating RAW like a traveling house show. Mix the matches up a little. Fucking hell.

You have the worst comprehension ever. He said nothing about Leaner wrestling every week.

So, are we getting Undertaker/HBK 3 tonight? I don't see that happening since Undertaker already took Shawn's career from him. Does he want his hunting show or something?

Fighting a cold tonight, so I'll have Nyquil running through my system in about an hour, but I'll stick around for Braun killing someone and probably call it a night.

The CyNyquil

What a geek.

lol Come on...

I present to you every CyNick exchange ever.

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Taker/HBK pretty excited for Raw.

Way to suck to the maximum current roster.

Handicap match is starting the show?

Who is this?

No idea why the gif did not come in this quote.

It is in her signature, which she decided to show on her post......

Oh.... well who is it?

That also makes sense on why I keep seeing it.

Peyton List from the Disney show Bunk'd.

I bet HBK is not the star of that movie.

lol Foley lost the Ron Burgandy hair due.

She's 18, go on with your thoughts. Being on a Disney show scared me.

Foley's hair getting shorter and shorter

Its the commissioner Foley haircut

https://lylesmoviefiles.com/wp-conte...mick-foley.jpg

His memory too if he gotta keep putting notes on his hands.

I checked too before i came back to make a comment about that tittie peaking out.

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Foley almost looking like a normal human being

SECURITYARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgggggggg

Oh boy, this match starts the show! Which means it will probably end in some sort of shenanigan and happen again later in the show, or lead to a tag team match later in the night

Foley's buzz cut and long neck sweater looks a lot better than what he normally looked like.

So did Foley or anyone else never bother to call Taker to see if he was on his way before the show?

And before they started advertising that he would be there?

#KevinOwen'sMangledArmpit

Hello darkness my old friend.

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

WILL ROMAN OVERCOME THE ODDS AGAIN?!

Hello Dark One, my old friend

Braun interrupts...what a surprise. :roll:

BRAUN!!!!!!

A wild Shitman Stains the B show, if only WWE could hire Duke The Dumpster to take out the trash, but since he's unavailable art the moment, JeriKO and Brauuuunnnnnnnnn's Destruction company can handle this job.

2 people in the crowd boo.

VAN SETHINATOR

Braun vs. Seth right now.

My wish is granted.

They need to put Braun in the shark cage and have him destroy it so Jericho can't be in it at the Rumble

:lol:

Wish Braun would feud/destroy more mid card people before moving into the main event. Guess WWE did not learn anything from Ryback.

If you told me an authority figure was coming out to cut a promo next to a shark cage in order to rebook a 2 on 1 handicap match for a championship, I'm pretty sure I would have guessed WCW.

8 gmt is when o'clock us?

I'm gonna go sue him for © infringement... BRB. :shifty:

Vince Russo is that you?

There would be a pole involved somewhere with Russo

Chris Jericho's list and his scarf would be on it.

5 hours ahead of ET, so 3 PM ET

(idk if this is a reference to something or if ur really asking, I just put Raw on)

We're essentially having a Chris Jericho on a pole match at the Rumble...

Oh Seth, don't be silly and tweet lies.

15 minutes in and this show is already a fucking abortion.

Advert for the UK tourney on the Network this weekend.

Bold strategy going up against the NFL playoffs both days

Strowman seems like he would be a nice guy IRL

I'm calling it now for sure. At some point Braun is getting put in that cage and he's going to bend the bars and break out. Or Robocop comes to save him. But probably him destroying the cage.

Smackdown on yet?

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Alabama and Clemson is on now.

I'm surprised WWE didn't go somewhere with Johnny Knockout and "Big Sweaty Men".

Rollins is only like the second person to even get to ATTEMPT a pinfall on Strowman, I think.

Www missed an opportunity to have Damien Sandow vs Braun Strowman

Brains vs Braun

that was most crossfit jesus pose of all-time

Lol countout

Rollins with the patented Flying Nothing spot.

I think there is a hole in the barricade

In the back they had to be yelling don't hit our expensive led ringposts like that

Just to clarify:

Raw started with a waved off handicap match for a championship, and that was then followed up by a match ending with a double count out.

BOOK BRAUN LIKE A MONSTER!

One does not pin Braun.

One can only hope to SURVIVE Braun.

With the way they have gone heavy in Strowmn being a beast to take down, going to be ridiculous once his monster push ends and he's always getting knocked down with ease.

Grant Ward

Oh, HBK's promoting a movie.

Big deal.

Is it me or is HBK getting more crosseyed as he gets older.

Yeah.

Braun ought to be obliterating everything in his path to Rumble. Even if main eventers are in the way.

To be fair, very slim pickings since the other choices were either a Reigns victory like the last time he wrestled to start a show or a long and drawn out promo.

Can't wait for the movie to reveal he was actually Satan all along.

insert higher power joke here

Lots of promos for 24 Legacy....... hope it is good.......

COME ON DUDE...SPOILER TAG THAT SHIT!

I'm wondering what the Taker appearance will be...He is either A) in the rumble B) setting up WM or C) it will have no purpose

It'd be pretty funny is the rumors were FALSE

A voodoo doll, Corey? REALLY?!

These camera guys are always backstage at the right time to catch the important conversations. It's a talent.

handle a candle

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It WILL change, Charlotte. Not at the Rumble, but at WrestleMania.

I want to hear Nia Jax say "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!"

Damn. Nia does not look intimidating next to Charlotte.

Oh thank god Austin Aries.

Aries looks like he's about Cole's height, maybe shorter...