WWE RAW 6/29 feat. J&K Security, the Summer of Rusev, and Foreign Languages Open Challenge
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kane &amp; Seth Rollins take on Dean Ambrose &amp; Roman Reigns because we're pretty sure we accidentally booked SmackDown <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/615506660384239616">June 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Wrestling, yeah.

Brock should pretty much tear everyone a new one tonight.

Pedigrees are Brock Lesnar's kryptonite

JAMIE NOBLE IS ALIVE.

Rollins ripping off Y2J Chris Jericho.... Hope he appears now....

Now he's ripping off Stone Cold

Jamie Noble is the real bionic redneck.

Product placement

Just put Noble on the mic forever

Kane. This is your life.

One more step towards Malibu Kane

Really worried that WWE will destroy Tyler Black's career.

Brock needs to F5 the entire Hawaii band or this entire segment is wasted.

I hope Brock Lesnar appears playing a ukelele.

Hula chick totally looks like a porn star.

Reminding us that Kane used to be awesome before sinking him lower great.

Noelle Foley!!

Can't wait until "Kane's Christmas Vacation"

DEL RIO!!!!

oh....

Should be painted black with J&J logo on the side.

When did Seth become a game show host?

Brock Lesnar is going to F5 the car.

Anytime now, Brock.

"Do you come with the car?"

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The car model is booked better than our entire Divas division. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/615675054227992576">June 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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oh, you. :love::love::love:

This is perhaps the strongest opening segment to RAW ever

You start a Cadi by honking the horn?

Worked for the Duke boys.

I hope Jamie Noble is sitting there honking the horn for all 3 hours of RAW

Jamie gonna blow that horn the entire 3 hours?

No that was to activate their jumps

goddammit Lock Jaw

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So Henry is a face again?

The Ryback and The Miz both so good in their roles right now...

Miz is so awesome.

Can't wait for Ryback to get back to the main event scene.

He has been a face since his return, after the initial first week "verbal put down" and loss to Roman Reigns.

Yeup. Would rather see those two feud right now than have Big Show be involved.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I sure do make a good car model �� <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Noelle Foley (@NoelleFoley) <a href="https://twitter.com/NoelleFoley/status/615676290247589888">June 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Always liked Miz as a douche heel. I know he hasn't really "evolved" since he was champion, but I'm still surprised he's floundered around for so long.

Ah Ok

Miz has been golden lately
as the third man

Cool stalled suplex spot.... wish it was more vertical...

A move so cool they gave it to everyone they could in the games.

That was probably the fastest count out ever...

countout at 4?! :wtf:

Wait, did they just say they wanted to give Kane a victory before his vacation? What the heck did I miss in the first segment?

Owenbrown is back! Fuck ya bitches.

Hiya Owen :D! How is your day going?

Don't disturb him. Hes hunting wabbit

Putting divas now? What is supposed to wake me up later in the show?

So how long till the WWE pulls off Twin Magic using Alicia Fox Bella

Alica!

How long has it been since Paige attempted to get people on her side? Seems like tonight would be the idle night to bring someone out for her.

Looking forward to the backstage segment later tonight where Kofi Kingston is looking for a WWE doctor to write him an excuse to not get murdered by Brock Lesnar this weekend.

RAW seems kind of boring so far...

... well, that's gonna be a gif.

Did you not see that hot opening promo?!

John Cena should see if he can convince Seth Rollins to buy him an Apple Watch too, so when he points to his wrist there's actually something there.

I can't remember what podcast it was on, when the guest mentioned that he hated the drop down and hop over spot because it was super unrealistic, but that's why he loved Eddie Guerrero, because any time he'd drop down, he'd do his damnedest to trip you.

I meant Paige rolling out after the win and her ass being top dead center.

Meanwhile, he's going to the booth. Calm down.*

Ohwait, really? They're really gonna run this in the ground?

Yeah this isn't happening tonight

I would never underestimate WWE's willingness to throw away a money match. I mean, it's not TNA, but they've done it before.

They wouldn't do this 4 weeks early now would they?!

Kevin Owens should just face Cena every week and beat him with chairs to soften him up.

Ohhhhhhhh shit. This is gonna be good.

welp, Cesaro going to be buried by LOLCENAWINS

:shifty: lol

Cesaro changes his mind now too. It becomes a running gag of people not facing Cena.

:lol: Owens just wanted to troll tonight.

Cesaro vs Owens or even Cesaro-Owens-Cena would be a really amazing match to do.

Now a couple of years ago, I wonder who thought they'd be willing, let alone able, to see Castagnoli vs Steen in a WWE ring?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I like Suplex City. Nice place. <a href="https://t.co/FgQ5fc11Hl">https://t.co/FgQ5fc11Hl</a></p>&mdash; Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/615685363219177472">June 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Miss this guy in WWE so much. :lol:

BYRON SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT KISSING CENA'S ASS :fu:

Shut up Owen. Byron and Kevin Owens have a feud from NXT.

Owens should cost Cesaro the match and then Cesaro can be Owens' post-Cena feud.

Cesaro for president.

So did Los Guerreros. 3 Amigos and stalling suplex and whatnot. And Taz, of course. So did that one guy, who did "rolling Germans"....can't remember his name, though.

This is probably Cena's best year of actual wrestling. Maybe the year he fought Punk half the year is close but he's been pretty awesome most this year.

OMG That Uppercut.

For some reason, Owens sounds really close to busting out some Clubber Lang quotes.

Cena and Cesaro have good chemistry... always have great matches together....

Yeah, he can go, but most of the time, he's on auto pilot with the "if it ain't broke..." mentality.

Same thing with his mic work. He stepped that up with Punk as well, and wasn't happy-go-lucky, poopie joke Cena. He got serious, and it was refreshing.

Owens costs Cena the belt here, Cena costs Owens his belt in Japan

Side note: Cena is becoming the new Tommy Dreamer, in that he's the innovator of violence busting out new moves every other week?

Goldust does that so much better than Cena...

HEY I REMEMBER THAT MOVE

West Newberry, Massachusetts Destroyer!

*I'm gonna continue to call it that.

ok, i'm a little impressed

NO FUCK!

RING THE BELL

If there is any hope for all humanity, Owens wins the U.S. title at the PPV

"No one is going to kill Kakarot while I'm around,destiny has reserved that pleasure for me!"

And then feuds with Cesaro

Good, this is more like it, Owens. Less coasting on Cena hate, more being an actual dickhead heel.

I hope this leads to Owens/Cesaro for the US Title in a few weeks.

"Blah blah blah blah super sayian! Blah blah blah blah destiny blah blah! "

Live Sex Celebration?!