Future EndEmmavored (NO SHE KICKED OUT)
 

Per PWInsideher:

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Noooooooooot smart considering the company is in budget cut mode.

Genius

I wonder if she was doing the dance down the aisle and grabbed it in one motion

She's Australian, they're all criminals, it's in their DNA.

Well.

It's a work.

Stealing from a Wal-Mart is some TNA shit...Emma needs to step it up....Apple Store ffs.

Should have blamed it on her pink cobra stealing the thing and not herself.

The only reasonable explanation is that this was some sort of a dare. Who the heck steals an ipod case from Walmart?

So who does she job to next?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Just purchased an iPad mini!!! Woohoo ������ <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/EMMAlution?src=hash">#EMMAlution</a></p>&mdash; EMMA (@EmmaWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/EmmaWWE/statuses/482666809582440448">June 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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3 days later.....

That's crazy she has a job and money and she shoplifts?


All the shoplifters ive seen arrested here were either dumb teenagers or hobos/drug addicts.

I have an issue with this thread title.

Emmarrested flows SO much better.

I heard she pled down to one kick through the gate, with a regular shoe.

well thats where she is headed after jobing out, she is allready with santino next she will be in an angle with hornswagle.

She can steal whatever she wants.

Nah, she won't get fired. If they have a three times rule with drugs they should with shoplifting as well.

Fine her for bringing attention to WWE in a negative light, second offense time for a suspension, third offense out the door FIIIIIIIRRRREDDD.

While that sounds stupid, I am inclined to believe her on that. It could be a genuine mistake, but it could also be the stupid self checkout machines that always spazz out in a manner that would make NXT Seth Rollins proud.

Was it an expensive ipad case? Wal-Mart lets you slide if you lift $25 or less in merchandise. At least that's what I heard a while back.

Still Hot.

all this thread needs is that gif of her trying to touch the Divas Title, only to get slapped on the hand by Paige.

Since I apparently have a bit of control over this thread...

WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Diva Emma as of today, July 2, 2014. WWE wishes Emma the best in all her future endeavors.

--WWE.com

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Well that escalated quickly

Probably had no choice with her work visa status being in doubt.

At least she's no longer stuck doing those stupid mixed-tag matches with Santino.

Even tho it pisses me off how she threw away her chance at the WWE, I would still offer her a job.
If u know what I mean :naughty:

Thank god I never have to hear that theme again.

Emmalution passed the WWE by.

Also, Future EndEMMAred. Do I need to teach ya'll "Emma" based puns?

Emmalution is a mystery.

Next week on lol TNA...Gemma!

Yeah, being fired is way better.

If WWE hired Tyrone P Bridges he would never get fired for something stupid like this.

someone named tyrone not stealing? lol

say no to racism, folks

God damnit... If this is her fault and she actually stole it then I'm extremely disappointed. I could see this being an issue with the self checkout though. Those things are freaking stupid.

The only thing Tyrone P Bridges would steal is the fans love and appreciation!

Fixed that for ya, dude.

Posted in the other thread:

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-reinstates-emma-26450666

She's baaaaack.

Yay!

WWE please give her a klepto gimmick

First I am hearing of this.

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I once walked out of Wal-Mart with a 30 dollar DVD that I accidentally didn't scan at the self-checkout. I paid with a card and didn't pay attention to the total. I was glancing at the receipt on my way to my car when I noticed that the total was only like ten bucks. I immediately turned around and went to the customer service desk to explain what happened. They were pretty amused and seemed like they were surprised I didn't just keep it. So I can absolutely see this as the truth.

I agree with Theo Dious of House Morality.

Emma's back.

Alright, I'll say it. Who'd she screw to get her job back?

Use your imagination as she does her arm dance



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.....yeah that was it.

I AM A PARAGON OF VIRTUE.

Also I nearly pissed myself when I realized what had happened.

According to an F4W reporter and another source:

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>.<a href="https://twitter.com/davidbix">@davidbix</a> confirmed through Hartford PD that Emma's arrest/charges did NOT affect her work visa so that's not why she was released.</p>&mdash; Voices of Wrestling (@voiceswrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/voiceswrestling/statuses/484437292363571200">July 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Vince...DUH.:roll:

Kevin Dunn...

Who immediately discovered that the only thing more awkward than her dancing was her blowjobs.

Seeing as it was involving electronics I'd say there's a more fitting version of that theme:

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Face Fodder for (insert heel diva here)

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Thought when I heard she stole something that it must have been something completely obviously intentional for her to be released over it. Surprised to discover that it could have been a genuine fuck-up. I guess with the company in budget-cutting mode, her head may have already been close to the chopping block anyway. Emma worked in NXT, but her main roster stuff has sort of crashed and burned. She's essentially a sidekick to a comedy character and is already in need of a repackaging, since they assumed her developed NXT shtick would immediately work on RAW and SmackDown. Whoops. I was all ready to talk about how she never got presented properly when news of her unprovoked release came up.

That being said, it is odd they fired her and then re-hired her. There have been reports that say that many feel it is unfair that people like Cameron, Rosa Mendes, Alex Riley, Jimmy Uso and Jack Swagger have been in trouble and kept their jobs, but Emma didn't. But I wonder if someone jumped the gun when someone with power wanted to give her more of a chance?

Yea, that's the biggest prob with most fans and NXT. Just because a guy or girl is white hot in front of a college campus full of people who got reduced/free tickets as they sit through 4 tapings at a time doesn't mean it'll translate well on a national platform.
It's like you're watching your buddies do improv at a coffee house's open mic night where everyone is a regular, and expecting them to be able to carry a sitcom with their name on it.

:y: on the updated thread title. Really funny.

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