Official WWE RAW SuperShow Thread for 5/7/2012: No Brock, No Triple H..So..Uh..WTF?
 

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Tonight, my friends, is the build up for the "Battle of the Johnnys"!

Love MisterLee so fucking much.

Fuck yeah

Is anyone even slightly excited about #RawTonight?

Monday Night Raw is always a much needed escape from this sick joke we often call life.

I am on the ship. Need play by play.

Better have Ryback stand in for Lesnar

Also hope Trips comes out with Justin Bieber and 50 Cent

I always preferred Chavo with Pepe.

I always preferred Al Snow with Head.

NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE SAID "YOU'RE WELCOME" :foc:

Did they ever do anything for anyone to say thank you to them so they could respond with "you're welcome"?

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Anybody notice a resemblance at all?

no

Kinda hope they have Johnny training videos or something like the Old School Vince use to have lol

Hope its a good show tonight so I have something to look forward to when I am at Raw next week.

I hope Johnny Ace squashes a local jobber tonight.... IN RYBACK STYLE. Just comes out and destroys him with a plethora of power moves.

All while wearing a suit and tie.

Will then get up from pinning his foe, brush off his suit, straighten his tie, and walk out.

Let me sum this show up:

Cool Punk/Danielson Promo
Awkward Cena Promo
Awkward Irish Cena Match
Ace makes a match/Cuts a promo
Lord Tensai Kills a Dude
BoredUs Clay Kills a Dude.

There, I saved you two hours.

Remember...play-by-play guys.

I hope Jap Albert gets traded to smackdown bc I never VHS tape that show. He's awful.

BoredUs Clay and Lord Tensai ZzZzZ...seriously how much longer are they just gonna slaughter folks?

And you forgot about RyBack...who actually is the only one I'm impressed with. LOL @ the Goldberg chants EVERY time.

You forgot Non title tag team matchup which will mainly be about finding a new name for the champs.

If you can't see that this thread is heading towards a discussion about WWE Raw in roughly an hour and a half, then you don't understand wrestling forums.

I'll go with "Jumpin' Jimmys"

R-Boom

Did youe mean "Punk/Danielson shit that loses hundreds of thousands of viewers". That's not me trolling, that's a FACT>

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R-Boom works for me!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Trust me when I say this <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAW">#RAW</a> will be fantastic. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523rumors">#rumors</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523surprises">#surprises</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523cilantro">#cilantro</a></p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/199650447127097344" data-datetime="2012-05-08T00:02:30+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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And end his opponents with a variation of the Ace Crusher, but what variation...

A. Normal
B. Guillotine
C. Military Press

Please call the John Laryingitis Hotline at 1-800-223-WWE1 (1-800-ACE-WWE1) and answer correctly. $9.99 a minute to rip you all off.

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Yes.

Nice one.

CILANTRO GUEST APPEARANCE?!?

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Could have sworn it was John Elway.

I want to trade Ryback to Raw and send Brodus Clay over to SD for good.

#RAWmark

Comcast finally pulled their head out of their ass and turned on some more HD channels. USA being one of them.

So let's check this out in HD and see how it looks.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>We are LIVE in Flair Country, which explains why so many kids in the stands have blonde hair &amp; tremendous workrate <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/199665803728134144" data-datetime="2012-05-08T01:03:31+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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LMFAO Brock Cena

Ace is rocking the red power tie tonight.

HE MEANS BUSINESS!

Is Buddy Landell comming out?

Lol. Glad I'm not just hearing things.

Laurinaitis sort of looked like Owen Hart in the last picture.

:lol: "dangerous moves" and then shows a head lock.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>No Brock Lesnar, no @<a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">JohnCena</a> tonight, but will we see the elusive Brock Cena? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/199666545092333568" data-datetime="2012-05-08T01:06:28+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Another Hulk Hogan referance? :wtf:

HA! He got him on the tie.

Punk Preachin.

So is Brock a midcarder now or what, Albert seems like a bigger threat nowadays

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Back in the late 90s Johnny Ace and Crash Holly both had try outs with WWE.Guess who got hired.</p>&mdash; Shit Wrestlers Say (@ShitWrestlerSay) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShitWrestlerSay/status/199668710338863106" data-datetime="2012-05-08T01:15:04+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Hunter looked fine holding up Mayweathers belt on saturday

Kudos to anybody who can make a Brock Cena photo and put it on the forum...

That is how it works. A real main eventer forces his adversaries into never breaking kayfabe.

Which is why D-Lo Brown is the greatest main eventer of all time.

#tits

Eve needs to start showing up in a suit if she wants to give Stacy Keibler a run for her money.

Thank you. Triple H had to have a cast and grimmace in pain to sell broken arm properly:p

Shit my TPWW Survivor may be in great jeopardy tonight.

#4: Smoke detector checker

Eve is quite attractive.

1. Eve isn't in the same parallel universe as Stacy.
2. This looks like coporation 2.0 for real... You have Johnny, Otunga, (when he gets back) and Eve. All he has to do is add a tag team, and two more guys and he can control every title on both shows.

I see we are both watching the same stream, Doc Lee.

Michael Cole heeling it up, again...

Odds that in the next break they show Alex Wright highlight video in Germany?

6: Shower Curtain

The Londoner stream is not going full screen tonight :(

jobs for a 7ft, 441lb 40 year old freak:

The guy to hold up the imax screen

Dolph has to win again one of these weeks

So what can the minds of TPWW come up with for team names of the new R-Truth/Kofi tag team?

Dolph Kofi part 199

R-Boom?

Jumpin' Jimmys

A Mason Ryan Appearance. I like it.

Gonna get some decent points for my WWE Pool tonight hopefully.

Dolph wins! Dolph wins!