really, a fart gimmick?
 

come the fuck on! these people get paid to write this stuff?

Who is this entertaining ? Whats next a shit your pants gimmick where you shit yourself during a mat....wait...Sid ...nevermind.

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this is only the first step before the firing

who's got a fart gimmick?

Natalya

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for truth?

Honestly don't know if it's a "gimmick" at this point, but she did fart on last weeks Smackdown to much "hilarity".

Coincidentally, it was the same point I turned off Smackdown.

i think i just died inside

why do the ones who can work get shitted on? :'(

No idea, especially considering Aksana then beat her with a roll-up.

Also in that scene with the fart was Santino coming in later and claiming he could taste it. Just a great 10 minutes of programming right there last week.

ugh...

:foc::foc::foc::foc::foc::foc::foc::foc::foc:

...were they really ripping off a scene from Stepbrothers?

Whoever the hell came up with this should have been fired on the spot.... I'll bet Vince was rolling on the floor after that one last week. Shame nobody else, even the 5 year olds watching were....

Truly shows you that Vince and his Cronies just dont "get it".

Okay, is there video for this? I want to see the train-wreck.

This is clearly opening the way for Sid's return.

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The fact that they'd saddle Natalya with this stupid idea instead of wasted roster space like Tamina or Kaitlyn makes no sense. Natalya may as well start making calls to TNA now, because if they continue with this as a new gimmick she won't recover from it.

Anybody else become strangely aroused by that? :shifty:

I vote that going forward, anyone making stupid fucking Sid jokes get banned for 48 hours. So old, So Lame.

Smackdown's writing has been so good for so long now. Something's gotta be up.

This is a shitty idea.

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Whose cock didn't she suck?

Nobody cares about womens wrestling anyway, theyve been taking the piss out of it for yrs, just look at nXt season 3...

THIS GIMMICK STINKS!

I agree. This gimmick doesn't pass the smell test.

Not mine, but I wish she would.

How do we know it's a fart?

As terrible as this angle is (feel really bad for Natalya), what makes it even worse is the awful fart sound itself, I mean, they could at least try to use a more realistic one, and not make it so loud and 'obvious' that she isn't really farting.

But that wouldn't save this anyway. Natalya is one of the best female workers right now (and one of the hottest imo), she deserves so much more than this. :foc:

Are you implying that perhaps Natalya had in fact not farted, but queefed?

I may be.

At least that adds depth to the character.

I bet Natalya's real farts smell quite dainty.

Ermaximus sharing his thoughts a little too openly in this thread.

Look guys I like farts, they make me laugh. What's wrong with you people?

Anyway, I herd in the Observer that it was actually Nattie's idea. She reportedly went to Michael Hayes and begged him fart. :shifty:

I don't buy that shit one bit. As amazing of a talent as Natalya is, I don't think she would ever willingly ridicule herself to farting on camera for laughs.

How do we know that this is a gimmick and not just a one time thing? If she farts again, we should worry.

Shes a woman in a mans game, she would likely do just about anything they asked her. Divas dont get much creative control.

"Reports" and also Smackdown spoilers.

They say its going to be an ongoing thing, meant to "get her over" with fans....

No lie...ITS A PUSH....

Well if they "push" too hard we know what could happen :eek:

It's a really shitty push.

"POOP."

damn they arrested the dude that ran firstrowsports.tv now i have no ppv streams haha

Goddammit

:|

Personally, I think a Natalya fart gimmick could really freshen things up.

I want to have sex with Natalya :love:

Better hit the gym, Poindexter.

I think it would be hot if she would beat me up in bed. As a matter of fact I think its hot when a girl is stronger than you

Iop prefers death by Snu Snu.

He should get together with Nicole Bass then.

Really.....really.....you had to mention Nicole Bass :mad:

Yeah, not an image I wanted in my mind either Splaya, but what can you do?

I said strong, not roided manbeast.

good, glad I have that image seared into my memory all day

Never knew she had a lazy eye.

Cosmic

Splaya 46
Skippord/Innovator 36

WWE is PG. Kids watch PG things. Kids like farts. Kids think its funny.... and it is pretty funny. stupid....oh its very very stupid and I cant believe someone is getting paid to write fart jokes of a multi-billion dollar company but they are. and its never been done before.

We are "breaking" new ground

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So basically they are trying to give Natalya the female version of the Bastion Booger gimmick.

Then again I have no clue if Booger ever had a fart moment with his character.

http://www.fanboyplanet.com/chair/im...tionbooger.jpg

http://static2.dmcdn.net/static/vide...20110903012037

i dont use roids...

Your avatar makes me happy bro, like I think of you as the Mr. Hanky of TPWW.

I don't think even TNA would put something that stupid on...and I've watched TNA.

I am happy to accept this title.

Thanks for spoiling Smackdown for me. :mad:

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Why'd they just drop the Natty/Beth team? I always thought they'd just destroy all of the divas until Kharma came back to battle them.

Horrendous gimmick aside, the dubbed in crowd reaction to the fart really is wonderful.

If TNA attempted comedy ala WWE I'm sure they'd find a way to out-stupid them.

Spoiler video from Smackdown :'( :'(

The only solution is to go back to the Attitude Era, where nothing of this level would ever occur.

Then WWE can turn heel for no reason, drop the gimmick, and shoot on itself.

Isn't WWE being PG already being heel?

Cross-thread discussion.

And to think, Viscera tapped that!

Look at those eyes. TBH you could probably sub in Nicole Bass in the Kane gimmick and I'd have no idea.

Is it cold in there or are her nipples flexing their muscles?

I know dude. This is almost as bad as 9/11 where will I watch my streams now? Oh the humanity!

In all the years I followed this sport, this has to be the dumbest idea known to man.

It still isn't as bad as Mae Young giving birth to a hand.

I would argue that point.

Atleast that had a "What the fuck lol!" factor to it.

This is... a fart joke. Literally... nothing more... nothing less. A fart joke.

I dunno. I would have probably said "what the fuck" out loud when I saw last week's fart segment had I not been alone.

I have a confession to make.

I just saw this week's Natalya farting segment, and I literally laughed out loud. :o

Touche.

An old woman giving birth to a hand > a fart

Any day of the week.

Would say this is worse just because Mae Young had nothing to offer anybody besides comedic value. Mark Henry was worthless then too. So whatever. Natalya is at least legit.

Still doesn't top Katie Vick though.

THIS THIS THIS 10000000000000000000 TIMES THIS

So are you saying that Triple H or Kane wasn't legit there?

She's Canadian, so she is in good company...

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Oh snap! I'm gunna start watching again.

No I'm saying they were both legit which makes it 10 million times worse.

Katie Vick is also better as it's atleast memorable for it's outrageousness.

This... a fart joke.

In fact, there was nothing wrong with Katie Vick anyways. Fuck you all.

I can settle this better by explaining how these angles had to have been pitched and the level of effort involved...

"Alright, so we have an old lady fuck a fat black guy. She gets pregnant and eventually is knocked off the apron, goes into labor backstage and gives birth to... A HUMAN HAND."

"Alright, so we have a story leak that Kane got in a car accident with a woman when he was younger and his semen was found inside her. An immature Triple H claims he fucked her after she died, calls him a necrophiliac and eventually uses a dummy to recreate the scene in a funeral home by putting on a Kane mask, climbing into the casket and fucking the dummy."

"Alright, so Natalya... farts... a lot."

That was one of the most degrading and unfunniest things i have ever seen. I hope there's something in it for Natalya. I'd certainly want to know the reason she agreed, or is going ahead with this.

And who the fuck runs away after farting? That's more immature than the fart itself.