Found this on the Crap-hole, figured someone here would like this.

Now with less extra link clicking!

We need to make "_____ speaks out" request thread.

I'm not a fan of the "Cena vs Austin at WM" rumors.

Your daily KICKOUT AT TWO:

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2 seems a bit generous. That move should have been just worth a 1 count or less. :shifty:

Nah. He barred top rope attacks, took away pads and pushed his dipshit son. 3 strikes and he's out.

It's delivered by Adrian "I have the Flippiest of the Flippy Shit" Neville, which increases it's effectiveness by 50%.

+25 for being on Sammy "Can't win" Zayn.

Past two days I have sat down and really caught up on NXT. Up to the week before Takeover II.

I must say that JoJo is a pretty terrible ring announcer. Bring back Cody's Wife.

She's on vacation I think. Jojo is ok.

To be fair, Lilian was God AWFUL when she first started.

1. This is the only legitimate gripe you have. That Pandora's Box was already opened, there was no need to try and close it again.
2. ECW didn't have pads, either.
3. Name one promoter in the history of this business who HASN'T pushed his/her son if he had one.

That time Kevin Dunn produced a JAPW show:

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Ladies and gentlemen, i'm afraid i've got some GOOD news.
This happened to me today:



Spoiler tagged because of image.

Is that you're scared pose?

The guy's coming at you and it looks like you're explaining the last episode of Lost to him.

Good shit Asmo. BNB fuckin Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡

¿Que?

possibly the most streamers I've ever seen in a ring at one time.

wow.

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It's not chairs, so pffff.

'possibly'

That's fucking awesome, Asmo :love:

Dirtsheets and stuff:

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Cena was the one who scouted and personally recommended the WWE to sign McLain at the time.

God, I can't believe I actually used "you're" instead of "your".

Mind-blowing.

Excellent Man Pain

Teehee

I could put on a figure four perfectly without even thinking about it when I was 7. How can any pro wrestler have this problem? Not just this gif, too. I feel like I've seen other guys do it awkwardly.

That sounds like some gay slang.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that "news" is rubbish, since there is no Itami in that series, to my knowledge.

That was also another rumor regarding his name but also a possible problem since he wouldn't be honoring anyone specific like he hinted.

bwhahahaha saw this the other night was the biggest waste of time. The old ones are better by far, and yes I'm including the one in da hood and space!

I found this amusing.

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Your daily KICKOUT AT TWO:

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That's at least 47 unnecessary spins.

I think just falling backwards would be more devastating.

William Regal is not amused.

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I used to tape trade and got some Big Japan 1995 and that matches were Mr.Pogo stabbing a guy in the head with the giant curved bladeband just stand there pushing the knife into the guys head for 20 minutes

It was called "Big Japan Bloody Best.

I had just received a FMW tape a month before and loved it, and BJW sounded like it'd be even better than fMW, but ugh. Worse than any CZW, IWA Mid South XPW garbage.

Excellent Bread Man

Hulkamania is Here!

3. Wasn't his company. Not his money on the line. It was just a job that he took advantage of to put his dipshit son on.

Looks like a rainbow jerked off on the ring.

You could argue the same thing when Dusty had the book and pushed Dustin.

I'm not saying anything to defend Erik Watts. I just think 3 is a dumb reason to dislike the guy as a booker.

Charlotte is amazing. I want to have her kids.

The only reason Mr. Pogo ever had any kind of recognition was because Onita knew how to lead him through the matches and build properly to the gore. By himself, he's fucking terrible.

I liked the Big Japan match, I'm sure it was them, where there was a scaffold, maybe 5 feet high with the base wrapped in barbwire and I think a cactus or two but after 10-15 mins something exploded and thumbtacks rained down on the ring. It was like the kennel from hell match in that it sounded kinda cool on paper but in reality meh.

yep dixie sucks wish double j would have baught her out

The Best of Stog

The best of STDG

Can't fucking wait for that. Seriously hope I don't die before it comes out.

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Who dat?

<s>Kaitlyn</s> Celeste Bonin, isn't it?

Mrs Rammsteinmad.

And no, I don't mind you jizzing all over my future wife.

Bonin' fo sho'.

Bonin' Celeste!

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Still looking for that dildo ladder match.

Cool King, I hate you. That's all.

Tournament of Death 13 I think, they do the spinning around with the ladder on the shoulders spot into a release german suplex, lands right on the neck then kicks out at two.

Kaitlyn, man.

Here's a trick I think WWE are missing re: House shows.

The house shows present a number of matches back-to-back, sometimes relating to what is happening on TV, often not. None of these matches have any setup. And, honestly, it gets pretty monotonous.

The crowd at these shows probably expects something similar to what they see on Raw; a mixture of promos and action. So why not use these shows to give the guys who are less comfortable on the mic an opportunity to practice?

If they think a guy like Ziggler or Swagger struggles with his promos, let him go out there night in, night out and cut a promo. Not only does it give these guys practice, it breaks up the action a bit and gives the crowd something closer to what they see on TV.

Weird face in the first pic but huge rack :naughty:

They do that. Last house show I went to, I got to hear Drew McIntyre cut a 10 minute promo. Triple H main eventing made up for it though.

3MB Drew or Chosen One?

Chosen1

TO BITTORRENT~!

I'm pretty sure that show will give me enough for a month worth of kickouts.

This could be the best page of this thread, keep the Celeste coming, could boost viewership and cause those Guests to make that jump into the TPWW Universe™

WHoa Kenta debuted already? gonna haveta check that out. Also, not calling him hideo whatever.

"Boy, The Billion-Dollar Princess sure has GROWN UP in the past year! Instead of saying 'let the bodies hit the floor, it should be 'let the boobies hit the floor!"

To be fair, WWE TV has been bogged down with unnecessary filler as of late, and nobody does unnecessary filler like Naruto.

Just picked up a stress-relieving tip that you can go to http://www.wwe.com/superstars/ryback and see all tweets the Big Man puts out, but usually deletes on Twitter. WWE keeps them all in a timeline for us there

I miss Ryback's sweet ass theme

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I was such a Goldberg mark back in the day, every Nitro, every RAW. My friend and I would watch Nitro/Thunder live and his big brother would tape RAW for us. Fuckin' 90's man

I miss Goldberg's sweet ass theme

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Chosen One Drew was a few years ago. The show I went to in May, I can't recall a single promo.

My dad and I were both huge Goldberg marks during his WCW run and loved watching him destroy everyone. Even now my dad still talks about Goldberg. It was one of my favourite times watching wrestling, with my dad.

I meant every Thunder instead of RAW, I was deployed during his 2003 run, how did everyone take to that?

He shot himself in the foot by taking time off to shoot the Oscar worthy Santas Slay, he was only signed for a year but only really got showcased like the WCW version in the chamber match, can't really blame them for investing so little in a guy who is only realistically there 10months.

I didn't realise Owen Hart wrestled in WCW, just thought I'd share.

In honor of Dean Ambrose coming out of a Roman Reigns costume tonight, here's a very special edition of your daily KICKOUT AT TWO:

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What was the reasoning supposed to be behind Goldberg walking with all that security all the time.... was it supposed to be that he was an uncontrollable monster who had to be contained in his locker room and then escorted to the ring lest he get loose and go on a rampage? Or is it just that he was just constantly worried about attackers?

It's how boxing introductions are done coming with an entourage. Probably done just to be different/build suspense.