Former manager of Kaientai and famous for the "choppy choppy off pee pee" line during their feud with Val Venis is currently fighting for his life after recently suffering a stroke.

http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/yam...-hospitalized/

I'm gonna be that guy and say fuck that dude. Fuck him for the same reason why I say fuck the dumb ass who thought it would be a good idea that a jobber should get mic time.

A jobber's job isn't to get over. A jobber's job is to put the other guy and their offense over. If he gets over as a result of taking a good ass beating, a la Barry Horrowitz or the Mulkeys, that's one thing. But they shouldn't get mic time, because they shouldn't have anything to say. They shouldn't have anything to say because they are not the star.

That dude's scream popped the announcers, and they talked about his screaming instead of how terrifying the Bludgeon Brothers are. So, in essence, he put himself over. And, as an enhancement talent, he is only supposed to put over his opponent. In essence, IT ISN'T ABOUT THEM!

And I can promise you, he is going to start trying to get bookings as "The Screamer" or whatever. And dumb mark promoters will give him those bookings because they're doing it wrong.

And the shame is, we need jobbers in Wrestling. More than people realize.

It's not his fault the announcers are terrible.

Never used Type 0 Negative Kane theme still the best.

Yeah I'd blame the announcers more for putting the focus on the jobber's scream because they couldn't resist finding it funny. They could have easily mentioned the jobber being afraid of heights to sell how high the powerbomb was or emphasis it as part of the sheer terror by the Bludgeon Bros.

That's a different problem altogether. But the whole "Jobbers trying to get over" thing started with Ryback. Then Braun had the same thing happen, and for some reason we got James Ellsworth out of it.

But this is ultimately a problem with modern WWE as a whole? Where the jobbers are more interesting than the "stars." And whose fault is that? The writers for making the "stars" boring and the "stars" for allowing themselves to be portrayed as boring.

If that was the outcome, I'd probably have not given it a second thought. But at the same time, the terrified expression he had upon seeing them was enough to put them over as scary. The scream in that event was unnecessary.

And it's not just on him. He, the announcers, AND creative should understand that his role is to get killed and make the guy(s) doing the killing look good.

And before anyone makes reference to Horrowitz patting trademark patting himself on the back, that's different. If he was doing something stupid to set himself up to get hoisted by his own petard, that is performing the role of making the guy doing the killing look good.

Now, if Harper and Rowan were given the time to be perplexed by it, and try to get him to scream like that again, only to be denied because he's unconscious, THAT would have been interesting and entertaining. And it would make them look sadistic.

Hell, Colin Delaney still takes a good ass beating. That's the perfect role for him.

Ignore TJP. Xavier Woods is the only true monster in professional wrestling.

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Oh.

ooooooooh no.

Hawkins and Ryder on the Edge and Christian Podcast this week. Should be hilarious.

Macaully Culkin interfered in a match in Joey Ryan's wrestling promotion and it's the greatest thing ever.

As a huge Home Alone mark, I approve.

Indy shows like that are a blast to go to

Also, finally!

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Indy wrestling finally does something i find entertaining.

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Well done, should have been a paint can for the final spot but it was probably what what they were going for.

here's one of the comments on Youtube :lol:

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In case you were wondering "what is Summer Rae up to these days"

This is why I shouldn't get sick and have nothing to do

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The Dynamic Dudes :lol:

Amazing. Can I share this on Facebook?

Norman the Lunatic wasn't so bad. Bastion Booger sucked ass.

Bastion Booger had great entrance music though

Yeah go for it.

I have just been doing dumb universe stuff to prepare for streaming dumb Universe stuff. Randomised both the rosters, then randomised tag teams and a stable for each brand.

Smackdown has Sheamus and Aleistar Black (Obviously called Black & White), Raw's stable is Dash Wilder, Noam Dar, Randy Orton and Ric Flair (Which I called 'Disproving Evolution')

Raw also got Braun and Rhyno which I had no idea for a name for, but I did give them custom theme music

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Ym...YZFSvMFvlPMd67

Too metal for me... think I'll always be partial to "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven, personally.

Had to do some attire editing to make the random Smackdown stable work, but hey, it does.

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.n...AFEEAD24C184B/

I just wish I didn't rando Jim Neidhart as WWE champion.....

Lactating Lukes :lol:

Out of all those rock themes I was always partial to Our Lady Peace - Whatever

Oh...perhaps I should have been more clear, I was referring to my favorite theme of Kane, but the one you mentioned is also good.

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...Huh, that's pretty good

Rumor going around the net hints at Velveteen Dream failed a Wellness Policy test short afterwards Takeover: WarGames.

Would be the rare case where WWE keeps the announcement a secret than go public like with most violations. Also means he was really careless since the threshold to get busted is way higher than drug testing in sports in general.

Also rumored to have been triggered because of coke and not roids.

He's really living the gimmick, isn't he?

You have to be really really unlucky to get popped on a piss test for cocaine. That crap is out of your system ridiculously fast compared to other drugs.

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