Yeah, taking cues from someone over like Joey Ryan. Get on that penis heat gravy train.

He'll be throwing up too sweets and telling people to suck it before you know it.

Who is Joey Ryan?

Is he that guy who walked out on WWE and had the banana in his pocket?

I just saw more of the video where Santino calls Cornette a rapist and says he's seen the videos.

Either way he should probably be arrested. I mean, that's what comes up when you search 53 year old man flashing.

The Usos are so fucking dope.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">John Cena has impressed me with his comedic chops, but tomorrow you all will see <a href="https://twitter.com/Goldberg?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Goldberg</a> is a legit comedic genius. He's in multi eps now! <a href="https://t.co/6JaNLxNLPj">pic.twitter.com/6JaNLxNLPj</a></p>&mdash; Adam F. Goldberg (@adamfgoldberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamfgoldberg/status/917852702469582848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 10, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Lol what!

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27 seconds in. I mean, he's probably just making stuff up because he was frazzled and didn't know where to go when Corny didn't do what he wanted him to do, but when your major gripe is that you were disrespected in front of your daughter and then you go exploiting the severity of rape for your own cause, you're a major toss-bag.

Unless Santino has seen rape videos. In which case I would wonder why he would watch them and why he didn't contact the authorities. Piece of shit either way. Like, there's no possible way you can't be a piece of shit saying that regardless of whether or not you think it's true.

Jimmy Jacobs has left WWE. Not a huge deal, but apparently the reason is that he took a photo with his friends that are in the Bullet Club during the Raw invasion.

WWE seems really pissed off about that stunt for some reason. it's weird. When TNA and WWE were in the same town and they "invaded" by offering WWE some snacks, they didn't react at all.

Supposedly its because they pulled the same stunt DX did by revealing fans were getting free tickets for RAW because of poor tickets sales.

WCW didn't like it when it happened to them and almost two decades later, WWE hated being on the receiving end of the gag.

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Unexpected BRAAAAAUN! At 4:48

Goldberg should stick to wrestling

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Rock just ended Tyrese Gibson <a href="https://t.co/VcFrEAAurC">pic.twitter.com/VcFrEAAurC</a></p>&mdash; Dylan (@DylansFreshTake) <a href="https://twitter.com/DylansFreshTake/status/918170853182930953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 11, 2017</a></blockquote>
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I think he did alright

Which is poetically fantastic. Love how insecure they are.

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They better smoosh at least one wrestler with those hammers or else giving them that ridiculous name will be a huge waste.

listening to a HHH dx promo circa Jan 98. Fucking horrific. Guy who isn't hip, trying to be hip.

I never understood HHH with the sledgehammer. He only ever used the handle, could do as much with a goddamn broom.

They're the Bludgeon Brothers to fit in with the 2B stuff from the Fashion Files

lol Bludgeon Brothers

Amazing.

You know they broke into laughter as soon as the cameras cut.

Legit ROFL. Tyrese gonna get kicked out of F9 now.

Love how you can kinda see him cracking that huge classic Rock grin when he turns away.

No its a work just like the Rock/Van Diesel beef was. Tyrese probably going to be the bad guy in F9.

Gibson was bitching about F9 being delayed and somehow blamed The Rock for that.

:lol:

Again, Rowan is not comfortable cutting a promo. At all. You can see it in his eyes here.

The walk-off " Motherfucker " is one of the great " motherfuckers " of all time.

Watching a prime time from 1990. Bobby Heenan just popped my girlfriend who doesn't watch wrestling.

Holy fuck. The way it lingered on them was hilarious. Are those Harper's real teeth, or have they done something to him?

I dunno, I loved them as a tag team before and I love Harper so I'm happy for him to do anything, but Rowan sucks in any other context than being Harper's buddy. Is he an anchor?

Was just thinking about how bad Jinder Mahal is at his job. The dude is a 15-year pro. Chad Gable has been wrestling for 3 years. I would rather watch one Chad Gable match 15 times than a Jinder Mahal match once. Mathematically, I think that makes Chad Gable 75 times better than Jinder Mahal.

When Kurt Angle and The Rock wrestled for the WWF Title at No Mercy 2000, there was 5 years experience in between them. There were 29 years in that Jinder Mahal vs. Shinsuke Nakamura match at Hell in a Cell, and that was with Nakamura (who is technically less experienced than Jinder Mahal).

15 years into his professional career, Mark Henry was in his Hall of Pain stint and had well and truly become awesome. Jinder Mahal is still not there yet.

Jinders just there cuz the roids.

How dare you besmirch the modern day Maharaja

The video is 2 years old

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:lol:

The Dumb Fucks. Heh.

You know who I kind of miss? Well, not miss, but think got a bit of a raw deal: JTG.

The dude had so much charisma. I remember when they turned him heel and then randomly they had him play the face again and people were eating him up. I can't really remember how good or bad he was in the ring, but the WWE could really use someone with his charm.

Cryme Tyme were never my favorite tag team or anything, but Shad had something there too. Big paws on both of them. It's a shame that the WWE is so...white. They may have been able to negotiate the political landscape somewhere else.