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xrodmuc316 04-22-2022 12:47 AM
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puroresu fan 04-22-2022 03:06 AM
Turning Sammy Guevara was a good decision. He's a despicable human being who has no babyface qualities in real life.

XL 04-22-2022 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 5542393)
This whole time I thought xrod was being intentionally obnoxious posting these clunky white screenshots from SCJerk to try to annoy everybody. But he’s actually just been using Default White like an absolute sociopath and can’t tell the difference.
Not quite true. Default White is actually, get this, mostly blue. Which means you can tell the difference.

XL 04-22-2022 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5542476)
This I actually found funny. Is this from Reddit or SPPW forums?

Supreme Olajuwon 04-22-2022 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by XL (Post 5542494)
Not quite true. Default White is actually, get this, mostly blue. Which means you can tell the difference.
Sorry but I can’t trust the word of a maniac who uses Default White. You understand.

Fignuts 04-22-2022 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5542371)
i think if implemented properly theres more money on the table in the live service model. a few whales go a long way.
I think for mist games this is true. But sports games already have tons of whales. Possibly more whales than any other genre. AND they charge full price every year for new releases.

I think madden and fifa are already maximizing their profits with the current model.

Evil Vito 04-22-2022 09:47 AM
I haven't bought a Madden in like 4 years and I think the last one I got before that was 3 years prior. And I used to be someone that caved and got it every year even though it was just a fresh coat of paint.

They really haven't changed anything meaningful in at least a decade. And worse, there are numerous YouTube channels dedicated to showing off how shit the gameplay really is and how the same issues persist year after year.

I was excited when I heard 2k were finally going to be allowed to make a new NFL game but then less excited when I heard it wouldn't be simulation.

Sepholio 04-22-2022 04:35 PM
Darius Martin reportedly back on the shelf long term with another leg injury.

Mr. Nerfect 04-22-2022 04:37 PM
Time to make Dante Martin ROH World Champion.

ron the dial 04-22-2022 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Senpai Seph (Post 5542658)
Darius Martin reportedly back on the shelf long term with another leg injury.
well that explains why dante was in that weird ass match again BCC on dynamite

Evil Vito 04-22-2022 05:32 PM
Fucking sucks for Darius. Felt like Top Flight we’re gonna wind up picking up some big wins this year and possibly being in the discussion to be champs in 2023.

Destor 04-22-2022 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 5542534)
I think for mist games this is true. But sports games already have tons of whales. Possibly more whales than any other genre. AND they charge full price every year for new releases.

I think madden and fifa are already maximizing their profits with the current model.
this is fair. micro transactions obviously make a sizable portion of the revenue stream but i think theyd reach a larger player base with a FtP live service model. more people playing breeds heavier competition and that creates more whales. with EA dropping the FIFA brand i wouldnt be surprised to see a FtP FIFA franchise in the next 3 years

xrodmuc316 04-22-2022 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by XL (Post 5542495)
This I actually found funny. Is this from Reddit or SPPW forums?
Pulled that off Reddit

xrodmuc316 04-24-2022 12:19 AM
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Mr. Nerfect 04-24-2022 03:52 PM
Tony isn’t even *good* at wanking dogs.

Mr. Nerfect 04-24-2022 04:54 PM
I made a tongue-in-cheek card for the AEW/New Japan show, but for those who want it, here’s my real attempt at fantasy booking it:

SPOILER: show


* The main event is Kazuchika Okada vs. Bryan Danielson. I see no better option. Danielson is the best wrestler in AEW. Okada is the IWGP World Champion. You can have vignettes explaining who Okada is and why he’s so special. Regal can try and talk Danielson out of the match, because he doesn’t think Bryan can beat him and doesn’t want to see what it will do to his psyche. “You just told him what he needed to hear, right?” - Mox. But we don’t know. “I need to beat you, Okada. I need to beat you for any of this to matter to me.”

* I thought Tanahashi was still the US Champion. Oh well. Maybe there’s a tournament final and Tanahashi and Mox are the finalists. I think they’ve been teasing this match for a while, and it fits the drama of the World Title program if Mox walks away with the US Title earlier in the show.

* FTR defeat Tama Tonga & Tonga Loa to win the IWGP Tag Team Titles. I realize GoD aren’t currently champions, but I think it fits the overall context of the show better if they get them back for this. This match actually starts hot off the back of the previous match, which is…

* CM Punk defending the AEW World Championship against Jay White. Punk wins the belt from Page at Double or Nothing, who refuses to accept Punk’s hand and walks out on the company for a bit. White emerges as a challenger from New Japan who compares himself to Punk and said New Japan Pro-Wrestling made him a fan, and unlike Punk he didn’t run away to join the circus and then complain about it. White says he only agreed to work the show if he got the AEW World Title match and it wasn’t the main event, because he doesn’t see it as a main event title. And when he wins it, he’s going to take it back to Japan and make people come to him to challenge for it. He’ll do what Punk never actually did. Punk wins, but The Bullet Club beat down Punk afterwards, with KENTA hitting a GTS. FTR try and make the save. Wardlow comes down as a difference maker. White absconds with the physical AEW belt.

* LIJ defeat the Jericho Appreciation Society. Bushi is scheduled for the match, but is injured by the JAS on Dynamite or Rampage the week before. Naito needs a fifth guy to team with him, Shingo, Sanada and Takahashi. Enter Andrade. It may not seem like the best way to spotlight Shingo, but he gets the pin on Jericho here. Hager’s wife comes out as the Jericho Appreciation Bunny too.

* Kota Ibushi defeats Adam Cole. After the match, Cole goes to offer his hand to Ibushi, who accepts and gets low-blowed. This leads to the return of Kenny Omega, who dumps out Cole, milks being in the ring with Ibushi and embraces him.

* Will Ospreay defeats PAC. I had this for the NEVER Openweight Championship in my head for some reason. Hey, maybe PAC can go to Japan early and win it from EVIL and put it up against Ospreay?

* Hirooki Goto defeats Lance Archer. I guess Archer means something over there, and Goto is a guy that I think they’d like to get more out of if they could. So I put him over Archer here to give him something.

* Miro defends his TNT Title (which he wins back from Sammy ASAP) against Jeff Cobb. Just two bulls going at it. Cobb wins the belt here, but he doesn’t need to hold it long. Miro brings out his hot wife with him and frames this as USA vs. Japan. “God’s country, God’s Champion.” Just OTT presentation for Miro who loses.

* The House of Torture defeat The Gunn Club to retain the Six-Man Championship. Who would think Billy Gunn would be one of the best things about wrestling in 2022? Actually, I’m going to make this version of The Gunn Club Austin, Colt and…Christian Cage. Billy Gunn can beg, beg, beg Christian to be the mentor for his team. Maybe Billy can’t pass their piss test? I dunno. I’d like to see Christian leading The Ass Boys for a bit.

* The Young Bucks defeat reDRagon and two New Japan junior tag teams. Maybe Flying Tiger and Six or Nine, but whatever. This is just a popcorn match in that style. The Bucks win the belts here just so they don’t whine too much about being so low on the card. But this is their New Japan spot.

* El Desperado defends the Junior Heavyweight Title against two guys in a three-way match. I’m thinking Taiji Ishimori or El Phantasmo and Rey Fenix, if New Japan aren’t opposed to a AAA guy working the show.

* A New Japan Rumble either on the pre-show or to start off the card proper. This is where you put Suzuki, ZSJ, Taka Michinoku, Ishii, Great O-Khan, Toru Yano, Togi Makabe, Yuji Nagata, Kojima, etc. from Japan. Samoa Joe, The Hardys, etc. from AEW. Maybe a surprise appearance from MJF who initially says he’s not going to compete for some Japanese indy. Samoa Joe wins and challenges Okada afterwards.

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Mr. Nerfect 04-24-2022 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Nerfect (Post 5542989)
I made a tongue-in-cheek card for the AEW/New Japan show, but for those who want it, here’s my real attempt at fantasy booking it:

SPOILER: show


* The main event is Kazuchika Okada vs. Bryan Danielson. I see no better option. Danielson is the best wrestler in AEW. Okada is the IWGP World Champion. You can have vignettes explaining who Okada is and why he’s so special. Regal can try and talk Danielson out of the match, because he doesn’t think Bryan can beat him and doesn’t want to see what it will do to his psyche. “You just told him what he needed to hear, right?” - Mox. But we don’t know. “I need to beat you, Okada. I need to beat you for any of this to matter to me.”

* I thought Tanahashi was still the US Champion. Oh well. Maybe there’s a tournament final and Tanahashi and Mox are the finalists. I think they’ve been teasing this match for a while, and it fits the drama of the World Title program if Mox walks away with the US Title earlier in the show.

* FTR defeat Tama Tonga & Tonga Loa to win the IWGP Tag Team Titles. I realize GoD aren’t currently champions, but I think it fits the overall context of the show better if they get them back for this. This match actually starts hot off the back of the previous match, which is…

* CM Punk defending the AEW World Championship against Jay White. Punk wins the belt from Page at Double or Nothing, who refuses to accept Punk’s hand and walks out on the company for a bit. White emerges as a challenger from New Japan who compares himself to Punk and said New Japan Pro-Wrestling made him a fan, and unlike Punk he didn’t run away to join the circus and then complain about it. White says he only agreed to work the show if he got the AEW World Title match and it wasn’t the main event, because he doesn’t see it as a main event title. And when he wins it, he’s going to take it back to Japan and make people come to him to challenge for it. He’ll do what Punk never actually did. Punk wins, but The Bullet Club beat down Punk afterwards, with KENTA hitting a GTS. FTR try and make the save. Wardlow comes down as a difference maker. White absconds with the physical AEW belt.

* LIJ defeat the Jericho Appreciation Society. Bushi is scheduled for the match, but is injured by the JAS on Dynamite or Rampage the week before. Naito needs a fifth guy to team with him, Shingo, Sanada and Takahashi. Enter Andrade. It may not seem like the best way to spotlight Shingo, but he gets the pin on Jericho here. Hager’s wife comes out as the Jericho Appreciation Bunny too.

* Kota Ibushi defeats Adam Cole. After the match, Cole goes to offer his hand to Ibushi, who accepts and gets low-blowed. This leads to the return of Kenny Omega, who dumps out Cole, milks being in the ring with Ibushi and embraces him.

* Will Ospreay defeats PAC. I had this for the NEVER Openweight Championship in my head for some reason. Hey, maybe PAC can go to Japan early and win it from EVIL and put it up against Ospreay?

* Hirooki Goto defeats Lance Archer. I guess Archer means something over there, and Goto is a guy that I think they’d like to get more out of if they could. So I put him over Archer here to give him something.

* Miro defends his TNT Title (which he wins back from Sammy ASAP) against Jeff Cobb. Just two bulls going at it. Cobb wins the belt here, but he doesn’t need to hold it long. Miro brings out his hot wife with him and frames this as USA vs. Japan. “God’s country, God’s Champion.” Just OTT presentation for Miro who loses.

* The House of Torture defeat The Gunn Club to retain the Six-Man Championship. Who would think Billy Gunn would be one of the best things about wrestling in 2022? Actually, I’m going to make this version of The Gunn Club Austin, Colt and…Christian Cage. Billy Gunn can beg, beg, beg Christian to be the mentor for his team. Maybe Billy can’t pass their piss test? I dunno. I’d like to see Christian leading The Ass Boys for a bit.

* The Young Bucks defeat reDRagon and two New Japan junior tag teams. Maybe Flying Tiger and Six or Nine, but whatever. This is just a popcorn match in that style. The Bucks win the belts here just so they don’t whine too much about being so low on the card. But this is their New Japan spot.

* El Desperado defends the Junior Heavyweight Title against two guys in a three-way match. I’m thinking Taiji Ishimori or El Phantasmo and Rey Fenix, if New Japan aren’t opposed to a AAA guy working the show.

* A New Japan Rumble either on the pre-show or to start off the card proper. This is where you put Suzuki, ZSJ, Taka Michinoku, Ishii, Great O-Khan, Toru Yano, Togi Makabe, Yuji Nagata, Kojima, etc. from Japan. Samoa Joe, The Hardys, etc. from AEW. Maybe a surprise appearance from MJF who initially says he’s not going to compete for some Japanese indy. Samoa Joe wins and challenges Okada afterwards.
Just some amendments:

SPOILER: show


* I move the Tag Title match earlier and make it Dangerous Tekkers as champs to go against FTR. I forgot about them for a bit. I was half asleep when I came up with this this morning. And then I just put Jay White over proper in the AEW Title match. I think it would be more interesting than Punk retaining. White leaves with the belt ala Punk in 2011. Punk can then cut promos about how he may have let the company down but he’s not going to take his ball and go home like a certain Page. Builds to future Punk/Page matches as well as a return match with White.

* If you do the AEW Title change, that should be the penultimate match. Ibushi/Cole can go before that and the US Title match before that as the “big four” matches. Then you go down to JAS/LIJ, Tag Titles, Pac/Ospreay, Goto/Archer, Six-Man, Miro/Cobb, Jr. Tag, Jr. Heavyweight, Forbidden Rumble.

* To balance out the win/loss side of things between the companies, I probably have Christian & The Gunns win the six-man belts. Billy can be their cheerleader. As for what that means for Christian and the Jurassic Express — Christian can play both sides and eventually he has to choose between the two. He turns on Jungle Boy and starts a singles feud there.

* I’m going to try and come up with 30 guys for Forbidden Rumble. Samoa Joe, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, MJF, Wardlow, Jungle Boy, Will Hobbs, Jay Lethal, Ricky Starks, Pentagon, Jr., Keith Lee, Dante Martin, Swerve Stickland, Trent Beretta, Rocky Romero, Minoru Suzuki, Tomohiro Ishii, Yuji Nagata, Togi Makabe, Toru Yano, Yoh, Yujiro Takahashi, Satoshi Kojima, Juice Robinson, David Finlay, Chase Owens, Josh Barnett, Fred Rosser, Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa. I think that makes a pretty good selection.

* I’d probably have the end stretch come down to Samoa Joe and Josh Barnett standing off with GoD. Barnett is eliminated and Joe has to go through the Tongan boys to win. You can sub Barnett for someone like Hobbs or even Starks too. Actually, probably Wardlow. I’d probably have Starks be the marathon man and have Joe eliminate the most people to win. MJF gets tossed by a Japanese veteran. Maybe Nagata? Starks makes it right up to the end and wants to team with GoD to get rid of Joe, but they toss him, which hopefully gets some heat if he’s in there from the start. Wardlow can survive an attempted elimination, but Starks can pull him down off the apron or something to spin that off. Joe ends up with either Tama or Loa and puts their ass to sleep before tossing them out and standing tall.

* Add Tom Lawlor vs. Clark Connors to the pre-show for the NJPW Strong Openweight Championship. Connors can win the belt there to kick things off.


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weather vane 04-24-2022 10:14 PM
Chase Owens vs Hangman and Chase wins. 120 minute iron man match.

Mr. Nerfect 04-25-2022 01:10 AM
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That’s obviously a mock-up…right? That you can’t tell is a bad sign.

Triple A 04-25-2022 04:03 AM
Watching "Battle of the Belts" finally... ROH match was good, very entertaining, simple match

Dalton Castle seems great... more charismatic than 98% of wrestlers, AEW should sign him...

drave 04-25-2022 08:14 AM
That’s obviously a mock-up…right? That you can’t tell is a bad sign.



Almost all his posts are from a subreddit called squaredcirclejerk. It is all parody.




Quote:
SCJerk is a place for satire and parodies that grow out of r/squaredcircle's constant circlejerking. For more serious wrestling discussion, we recommend r/Wreddit. For reactionary bitching, brigading and circlejerking, please return to Squaredcircle.



Sounds like the CYN of wrestling reddit tbh. Sounds like some people got upset, made their own sarcastic subreddit to make fun of those who it's still real to damnit.


Now it's full of, well, the cultists that are so often spoke of who can't leave other people alone about their hobby. it birthed the "fed bad' and everything else cumdorx regurgitates.

Mr. Nerfect 04-25-2022 09:07 AM
I stick clear of Reddit almost wholesale because it’s all the CYN of Reddit to me.

drave 04-25-2022 09:21 AM
CYN of Social Media, maybe?


It is just like a big ass forum, honestly. I'd say TPWW if the CYN of boards, because AAAfif lets us do our thing without being a bitch.


I don't have an account, but enjoy the randomness of the top posts. Also have found it to be incredibly useful for games and other hobbies.

#1-norm-fan 04-25-2022 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by drave (Post 5543082)
Sounds like the CYN of wrestling reddit tbh. Sounds like some people got upset, made their own sarcastic subreddit to make fun of those who it's still real to damnit.

Now it's full of, well, the cultists that are so often spoke of who can't leave other people alone about their hobby. it birthed the "fed bad' and everything else cumdorx regurgitates.
I assumed it was just a general wrestling community that happened to have a lot of cringed shit. Had no idea it was specifically designed for “those kinds” of people to have a... well, circle jerk. Now it makes more sense.

Fignuts 04-25-2022 10:17 AM
There are genuinely great subreddits out there. r/mademesmile is a great dopamine resource when im having a rough day, and routinely restores my faith in humanity.

Only takes a bit of common sense to know which subreddits are going to be dumpster fires.

drave 04-25-2022 10:28 AM
InstantKarma is good to see people get their comeuppance.


HoldMyFeedingTube (I think this was made private). Usually involves people doing stupid stuff and getting hurt pretty bad, which leads me to /r/winstupidprizes


So much good stuff, along with dumpster fires.

xrodmuc316 04-25-2022 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by drave (Post 5543082)
That’s obviously a mock-up…right? That you can’t tell is a bad sign.



Almost all his posts are from a subreddit called squaredcirclejerk. It is all parody.









Sounds like the CYN of wrestling reddit tbh. Sounds like some people got upset, made their own sarcastic subreddit to make fun of those who it's still real to damnit.


Now it's full of, well, the cultists that are so often spoke of who can't leave other people alone about their hobby. it birthed the "fed bad' and everything else cumdorx regurgitates.
Yes, it is sarcastic and humorist posts, it is for the people who take the criticism of their favorite wrestler/wrestling company so seriously that they cant help themselves from getting upset. The more over the top the better. It was made partly to annoy the kind of people who think they are winning a personal battle by I dont know, creating silly nicknames of negatively repping somebody constantly. It really weeds out the Marks :rofl:

#1-norm-fan 04-25-2022 03:17 PM
I love that the term “marks” has been perverted so badly over the decades that dipshits who don’t know its proper use now think it means “someone who won’t let me spout stupid shit under the guise of ‘comedy’ on the internet without calling me out on it.” This is where we’ve come.

Mr. Nerfect 04-25-2022 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 5543144)
There are genuinely great subreddits out there. r/mademesmile is a great dopamine resource when im having a rough day, and routinely restores my faith in humanity.

Only takes a bit of common sense to know which subreddits are going to be dumpster fires.
Sorry, I shouldn’t have made it sound wholesale. Obviously there are going to be your fluffy duck ones. That’s not for me though. I look more for information-based things on subjects I’m interested in, and they are the ones that are going to get messy.

You can say the same thing Twitter too. It’s fair enough if you use it and just sculpt your feed to be what you want. Nothing wrong with that. There’s nothing wrong with just losing the social media too.

drave 04-25-2022 05:06 PM
Reddit is amazing for exactly what you describe, Noid. Even more so with more niche things..... take bladesmithing/blacksmithing. I enjoy that in my free time and there's a veritable swath of valuable info there.


Also, I don't have an account, easier to peruse everything.


List a subject outside of wrestling and search a subreddit for it. You might find it useful man.


Also, if you are still using anything other than a mobile device. use old.reddit.com instead of www.reddit.com (the new format is mobile based and is shite)

Mr. Nerfect 04-25-2022 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by drave (Post 5543269)
Reddit is amazing for exactly what you describe, Noid. Even more so with more niche things..... take bladesmithing/blacksmithing. I enjoy that in my free time and there's a veritable swath of valuable info there.


Also, I don't have an account, easier to peruse everything.


List a subject outside of wrestling and search a subreddit for it. You might find it useful man.


Also, if you are still using anything other than a mobile device. use old.reddit.com instead of www.reddit.com (the new format is mobile based and is shite)
Thanks for the tips. I’ve used it as a resource for other things before, but it never lasts. But thanks.

xrodmuc316 04-25-2022 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan (Post 5543284)
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Yes dumbass, again that was me saying I was not going to continue engaging you. That is my fault for taking the bait again when you started bragging about catching me reading your posts. I never said I was not reading your posts. This is such a simple concept that for some reason you are ignorant to.

#1-norm-fan 04-25-2022 05:30 PM
Posted it in the wrong thread. MY BAD.

xrodmuc316 04-25-2022 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan (Post 5543287)
Posted it in the wrong thread. MY BAD.
The thread dont matter, this is all you care about anyways

Quote:
Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan (Post 5403337)

ron the dial 04-25-2022 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5543286)
that was me saying I was not going to continue engaging you.
how is this going for you

#1-norm-fan 04-25-2022 05:46 PM
The conversation is happening in another thread. I meant to copy a post from here but accidentally posted instead. Of course the thread matters. Are we to just reply to posts from other threads in whatever thread we happen to be in? What a ridiculous notion. It would be bedlam.

xrodmuc316 04-25-2022 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 5543292)
how is this going for you
I failed miserably, clearly

#1-norm-fan 04-25-2022 05:56 PM
I gave Xrod positive rep for admitting a failure and it was genuine but all my positive reps aren’t “dramatic” enough for a screenshot I suppose.

xrodmuc316 04-25-2022 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan (Post 5543311)
I gave Xrod positive rep for admitting a failure and it was genuine but all my positive reps aren’t “dramatic” enough for a screenshot I suppose.
He said a positive rep lol, one which he then patted himself on the back for making :rofl:

https://i.imgflip.com/6dtx3i.jpg

Weird and Obsessed

#1-norm-fan 04-25-2022 06:16 PM
Please post the others.

xrodmuc316 04-25-2022 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan (Post 5543333)
Please post the others.
Those are the most recent, maybe if you didnt spam rep me I would have some. I get your argument though, anything you have ever said applies to now too right?

Quote:
Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan (Post 216520)
I don't listen to rap and I don't try to act wiggerish but I really like Cena. I'm also into old fashion good guys who get over because of wrestling skill but I also need some charisma and the booker's ability to make them look good. So far I think Cena is mailes ahead of anyone else in the company as far as having all those qualities.
Fucking Cena Mark :rofl:

#1-norm-fan 04-25-2022 06:24 PM
Fuck yeah! I called Cena’s rise early! The man was money and went on to be the biggest star of the 21st century!

Good find from 2004! Not even sure how I would have found that if I was searching for it! Lol

xrodmuc316 04-25-2022 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan (Post 5543341)
Fuck yeah! I called Cena’s rise early! The man was money and went on to be the biggest star of the 21st century!

Good find from 2004! Not even sure how I would have found that if I was searching for it! Lol
Maybe lets stop being such assholes for a while in the name of Hustle Loyalty and Respect

ron the dial 04-25-2022 06:28 PM
ALL HAIL

https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/2...jpg?width=1200

#1-norm-fan 04-25-2022 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 5543347)
Feel bad for anyone who doesn’t understand basic thuganomics.

Malfeitor 04-25-2022 11:22 PM
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Got my tickets for the Dynamite taping at The Forum in LA. Sec 108, row 3. Stoked.

Vastardikai 04-25-2022 11:41 PM
I do occasionally post on SCJerk (one of the bot bits I posted involved Steamed Powered Giraffe). And some of my cracks during the Best (?) stuff comes from the subreddit (Anything involving Roman Reigns and Switches or "Random M Word" Black).

I can't speak for everyone in that group, and I won't. But they don't exclusively take shots at AEW, though there is much to take shots at. I have seen them take shots at overzealous WWE fans, and Jim Cornette when he is being misogynist (which he tends to be.)

Some of the stuff for me is just funny. Like Adam Cole's forehead (it grows every time Dynamite doesn't hit 1 Million.) Also, there is an undercurrent of things that are actually takes. Like how Walter/Dragonuv (sp?) was a series on par with, if not better than, Okada/Omega. Or the simple fact that there is a disconnect between who is a star and who isn't. Or that Suzuki should have won at least one Televised match before the Dark one, so people could see he was bad ass, instead of having Excaliber tell us he is. Or that the Booker of the Year can't book a decent feud.

Best example, Smarks hate Omos, and yet he gets more YouTube views in a week than most guys get views.

Mr. Nerfect 04-25-2022 11:46 PM
He also probably doesn’t hurt their television presence in Africa.

xrodmuc316 04-26-2022 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 5543452)
I do occasionally post on SCJerk (one of the bot bits I posted involved Steamed Powered Giraffe). And some of my cracks during the Best (?) stuff comes from the subreddit (Anything involving Roman Reigns and Switches or "Random M Word" Black).

I can't speak for everyone in that group, and I won't. But they don't exclusively take shots at AEW, though there is much to take shots at. I have seen them take shots at overzealous WWE fans, and Jim Cornette when he is being misogynist (which he tends to be.)

Some of the stuff for me is just funny. Like Adam Cole's forehead (it grows every time Dynamite doesn't hit 1 Million.) Also, there is an undercurrent of things that are actually takes. Like how Walter/Dragonuv (sp?) was a series on par with, if not better than, Okada/Omega. Or the simple fact that there is a disconnect between who is a star and who isn't. Or that Suzuki should have won at least one Televised match before the Dark one, so people could see he was bad ass, instead of having Excaliber tell us he is. Or that the Booker of the Year can't book a decent feud.

Best example, Smarks hate Omos, and yet he gets more YouTube views in a week than most guys get views.
Exactly right, if you go in knowing its supposed be satirical humor, and don't take it seriously, it is good for laughs. The Adam Cole forehead bit has been getting pretty funny with how exaggeratedly stretched it is now lol

XL 04-26-2022 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan (Post 5543341)
Fuck yeah! I called Cena’s rise early! The man was money and went on to be the biggest star of the 21st century!

Good find from 2004! Not even sure how I would have found that if I was searching for it! Lol
That was a really weird thing to dredge up from the past. It took years but Cena is overwhelming well received by the “smart” audience nowadays, and as you say, was the biggest star of the last 20 years. I guess this was xrod’s olive branch to you?

ron the dial 04-26-2022 11:18 AM
have dark on in the background while i'm working, and i notice for what i think is the first time that julia hart has some black facepaint creeping out from under her eyepatch. it seems like they might actually put her with house of black at some point? who knows.

ron the dial 04-26-2022 11:24 AM
i do like that statlander has dropped the alien gimmick and stopped booping people.

ron the dial 04-26-2022 11:36 AM
i understand that brandon cutler is not everyone's thing, but he is so good at taking whatever they give him, owning it, and imo killing it. and he's perfect for dark because he's a solid hand in the ring, a great over-the-top personality, and his win-loss record is irrelevant so he just jobs to everyone (as it should be).

Jordan 04-26-2022 11:42 AM
RTD saying Cutler for Champ?

ron the dial 04-26-2022 11:44 AM
BTE Champ ONLY

ron the dial 04-26-2022 11:44 AM
i don't give a shit about tony nese, but at least now when he's around smart mark is there, too.

ron the dial 04-26-2022 11:45 AM
why the FUCK is minoru suzuki wrestling qt marshall on dark? jfc.

Jordan 04-26-2022 11:53 AM
Suzuki is really resting on his laurels in this stage of his career. The Joe match was great and same with Danielson but he needs a really good opponent to do a lot of work to make a good match.

ron the dial 04-26-2022 11:54 AM
lol @ excalibur when the dark order comes out, "which one is u-god?"

Jordan 04-26-2022 11:54 AM
I don't know that there is a big match for Suzuki on FORBIDDEN DOOR.... maybe MJF? That could be fun.

Jordan 04-26-2022 11:55 AM
Also, just want to point that AEW has added a PPV to the list. I wonder if it will be an annual event?

Jordan 04-26-2022 12:02 PM
Since we are early on page 230, a new point of discussion!

Opinion - Britt Baker should have never been uncrowned as champion!

Britt Baker losing the AEW Women's Championship is a huge deflation to that title! Even though a lot of people cheer for Thunder Rosa, she isn't charismatic enough to carry the main title as well as Britt Baker! If they had better challengers for Baker, she could have been a very successful long term champion in the same way that Roman is for WWE.

I think that AEW has some potential stars in their women's locker room but Baker is the only absolute star currently. Now, it's fine for her that she's doing the Owen tournament, and likely headed in Jade Cargill's direction, but it's obvious if she takes that belt, that the TBS Championship will be the top belt in the company for women.

In my opinion the only person other than Baker that should have the belt around their waste is Shida, and she has a huge deflation in momentum but being a very long term champion herself, and a great worker and decent character she meets my qualifications to carry the big one. But only those two.

Everyone else in the ladies room at AEW need a bit of rounding out to get to any real star level. Baker has the fans in the palm of her hand and Shida is beloved by the AEW faithful.

If AEW builds to Jade and DMD, it will certainly turn Britt babyface. I'd like to see DMD lose her first bout with Jade, thus building Jade even more before eventually getting her comeuppance.

I really wish AEW had Jordynne Grace though, that's the one they really need IMO.

ron the dial 04-26-2022 12:07 PM
big show describes alex abrahantes as "an evil war priest"

Mr. Nerfect 04-26-2022 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 5543537)
Suzuki is really resting on his laurels in this stage of his career. The Joe match was great and same with Danielson but he needs a really good opponent to do a lot of work to make a good match.
I had to turn off Suzuki/Danielson. I’ve enjoyed Suzuki in the past, but that whole approach to pro-wrestling is just wrong. I’m fine with Suzuki being in some sort of Rumble at Forbidden Door. That’s what I’d do if I was booking. He’s over enough to justify a spot and encourage you to care, but I don’t want to see spotlight on him for more than a total of a few minutes.

You mentioned MJF. I’d have MJF talk shit about New Japan heading into the show. Christian Cage ends up vacating his AEW spot in the aforementioned Rumble to team with The Gunn Club. This allows MJF to worm into the Rumble. He can eliminate one or two guys (Toru Yano and Togi Makabe maybe?), but then he gets the shit beaten out of him by Yuji Nagata and tossed.

Damian Rey 2.0 04-26-2022 04:23 PM
The problem for Britt is she ran out of faces to beat, Rosa included. She did everything there was to do as champ and the run in dirty finishes ran their course. Refresh the belt with someone new until hopefully Serena Deeb is positioned to be the next heel.

Heel Deeb v Baker would be a fun Peruvian so long as Britt is the same character, just going against heels.

Britt also likely has a breakup feud with Hayder coming up at some point.

Mr. Nerfect 04-26-2022 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 5543542)
Since we are early on page 230, a new point of discussion!

Opinion - Britt Baker should have never been uncrowned as champion!

Britt Baker losing the AEW Women's Championship is a huge deflation to that title! Even though a lot of people cheer for Thunder Rosa, she isn't charismatic enough to carry the main title as well as Britt Baker! If they had better challengers for Baker, she could have been a very successful long term champion in the same way that Roman is for WWE.

I think that AEW has some potential stars in their women's locker room but Baker is the only absolute star currently. Now, it's fine for her that she's doing the Owen tournament, and likely headed in Jade Cargill's direction, but it's obvious if she takes that belt, that the TBS Championship will be the top belt in the company for women.

In my opinion the only person other than Baker that should have the belt around their waste is Shida, and she has a huge deflation in momentum but being a very long term champion herself, and a great worker and decent character she meets my qualifications to carry the big one. But only those two.

Everyone else in the ladies room at AEW need a bit of rounding out to get to any real star level. Baker has the fans in the palm of her hand and Shida is beloved by the AEW faithful.

If AEW builds to Jade and DMD, it will certainly turn Britt babyface. I'd like to see DMD lose her first bout with Jade, thus building Jade even more before eventually getting her comeuppance.

I really wish AEW had Jordynne Grace though, that's the one they really need IMO.
The belt has certainly taken a hit since Baker is not the champ. That being said, I think Rosa had to win. The best way around it would probably have been to keep Rosa and Britt involved. Britt backs up new challengers to Rosa to try and get the belt off her, only to either be foiled or find that challenger rejecting her.

drave 04-27-2022 01:40 PM
Wardlow and Lance Archer set to mix it up tonight.

ron the dial 04-27-2022 01:47 PM
plus dax vs cash!

#1-norm-fan 04-27-2022 02:03 PM
I hate the idea of Dax vs Cash because I feel like they should be viewed as equal as possible and neither man should best the other but also I have a rasslin’ boner. #hrny

ron the dial 04-27-2022 02:23 PM
my takeaway from dark last night so far is that i still want skye blue to sit on my face

ron the dial 04-27-2022 02:24 PM
to be fair i haven't been paying much attention. the only thing i'd like to add at this time is that the bunny can also sit on my face.

ron the dial 04-27-2022 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 5543534)
why the FUCK is minoru suzuki wrestling qt marshall on dark? jfc.
i have to clarify here and say that i actually do like qt marshall as a heel on dark. he's very good at that role, and working the crowd in an "old school" kinda way as a heel. it was more suzuki being on dark that didn't make sense to me.

ron the dial 04-27-2022 02:29 PM
qt marshall is NOT welcome to sit on my face tho

Evil Vito 04-27-2022 03:21 PM
Funny thing is Dark Elevation matches aren't really announced to the live crowd in advance. Feel like Suzuki's theme hitting while I was sitting there would've been a "mark out" moment since I wouldn't have been expecting him there.

Evil Vito 04-27-2022 03:23 PM
Actually didn't mind seeing Suzuki torture QT. Nice that he at least got a win in an AEW ring after he was really just brought to TV the last few times to put over prominent AEW acts.

Evil Vito 04-27-2022 03:25 PM
Actually it's not terribly different from how Suzuki is booked in NJPW. He always feels like a threat despite the fact that he rarely ever beats anybody important in singles matches.

It's something to be said about his presence.

Sepholio 04-27-2022 03:33 PM
Dax vs Cash, time limit draw. That's my prediction.

Mr. Nerfect 04-27-2022 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Senpai Seph (Post 5544124)
Dax vs Cash, time limit draw. That's my prediction.
I doubt it will have a decisive winner either way. I thought another team coming in and beating them up, but time limit draw is a great shout.

Fucking terrible booking, btw.

Mr. Nerfect 04-27-2022 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Evil Vito (Post 5544109)
Actually didn't mind seeing Suzuki torture QT. Nice that he at least got a win in an AEW ring after he was really just brought to TV the last few times to put over prominent AEW acts.
A further reflection on the terrible booking of AEW. Suzuki sucks now tho, so it’s ok.

Mr. Nerfect 04-27-2022 03:41 PM
Only reason it makes sense to even do Dark or Elevation is for a future library. No one wants to watch it now.

Damian Rey 2.0 04-27-2022 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Senpai Seph (Post 5544124)
Dax vs Cash, time limit draw. That's my prediction.
I’m ok with this

xrodmuc316 04-28-2022 01:51 AM
Next Champ??

https://i.imgflip.com/6e50sb.jpg

Mr. Nerfect 04-28-2022 05:53 AM
Man, he really sucks, doesn’t he? Hahaha.

xrodmuc316 04-28-2022 07:31 PM
FED BAD!!!

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Maluco 04-28-2022 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5544762)
FED BAD!!!

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I understand why people enjoy the quick paced matches and freshness of the product, but Tony Khan is a terrible booker and an egomaniac who insists on doing far too much when he knows nothing about it.

CM Punk randomly wrestling nobodies with meandering promos sucking all the life out of a massive return.
Malakai Black’s incredible debut and presentation…to where he is now.
Danielson in some shit stable that has nothing to do with his character.

He will be the one who sinks the company eventually.

Mr. Nerfect 04-28-2022 09:33 PM
TK sucks as a booker. Andrade sucks as a wrestler. It makes sense they found each other.

puroresu fan 04-29-2022 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5544465)
Fans are too dumb to realize that Punk overachieved in WWE. He has zero credibility outside of pro-wrestling. Why would anyone in their right mind want him to be their promotion's world champion?

Damian Rey 2.0 04-29-2022 02:08 PM
I bet money Vince would take Punk back in a heartbeat and push him. Punk likely gets pushed straight to the top of the card in any wrestling promotion he decides to go to.

Evil Vito 04-29-2022 02:17 PM
Yeah pretty much everybody thinking they're dunking on Punk would be sucking his dick if he went back to the fed.

drave 04-29-2022 02:20 PM
A lot of people who dunk on him could simply not achieve what he has either.


¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Sepholio 04-29-2022 02:58 PM
Punk has always sucked except for promos. Ive been consistent about this forever.

Also y'all just talk shit about Vince because you'll never accomplish what he has.:kiss:

XL 04-29-2022 03:45 PM
We can’t all have a daddy that owned a wrestling company though, can we?

puroresu fan 04-29-2022 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Senpai Seph (Post 5544993)
Punk has always sucked except for promos. Ive been consistent about this forever.

Also y'all just talk shit about Vince because you'll never accomplish what he has.:kiss:
Well said. Punk's got a mouth but he's not that good when it comes to in-ring competition.

ron the dial 04-29-2022 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by XL (Post 5544999)
We can’t all have a daddy that owned a wrestling company though, can we?
speak for yourself! i ran my daddy's wrestling company into the ground trying to make bastion booger my star! a great reason to vote AGAINST him here.

Damian Rey 2.0 04-29-2022 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by puroresu fan (Post 5545000)
Well said. Punk's got a mouth but he's not that good when it comes to in-ring competition.
He was more than good enough for Vince McMahon to give him huge matches with Lesnar, Taker at Mania and back to back ppv title matches with the Rock. Either Vince is an idiot, which I highly doubt, or maybe Punk is actually pretty good even if he’s not the most athletic or physically appealing guy to ever get as far as he did.

xrodmuc316 04-29-2022 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Damian Rey 2.0 (Post 5545070)
He was more than good enough for Vince McMahon to give him huge matches with Lesnar, Taker at Mania and back to back ppv title matches with the Rock. Either Vince is an idiot, which I highly doubt, or maybe Punk is actually pretty good even if he’s not the most athletic or physically appealing guy to ever get as far as he did.
Except Vince held him back and was the WORST!!

Vince never even let Punk go one on one with Dustin Runnels!

xrodmuc316 04-29-2022 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Damian Rey 2.0 (Post 5544982)
I bet money Vince would take Punk back in a heartbeat and push him. Punk likely gets pushed straight to the top of the card in any wrestling promotion he decides to go to.
Punk tried to go back, Vince said no thanks. Fox said they would pay for Punk's contract as long as he was on Smackdown, Vince STILL said no thanks.

So lets no just ignore that.

xrodmuc316 04-29-2022 05:54 PM
Punk in SHAMBLES :rofl:

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