"Close your eyes Pat, and imagine it's Steve Lombardi's butthole"

lol Was watching a YouShoot with Lanny Poffo the other day and he said he doesn't believe the Pat Patterson/Steve Lombardi rumors. His reason being "Because Steve Lombardi is an ugly motherfucker."

Some things I do, other things I discuss on a wrestling forum. It's kind of what it's there for.

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Dad bod Bret Hart from 1988

I bet if Lita fucked that many guys, she knows a thing or two about role playing.

Not pasty enough

I had a Hart Foundation poster on my wall as a kid with Dad bod Bret Hart, but he was very pale and pasty in it.

Most of the stuff I respond to I have watched. I think you've got "I haven't watched regularly" with "I haven't watched a single segment in 2 years." And sometimes I am responding to the points raised themselves, which may not be your thing, but is a perfectly valid form of internet conversation.
"Purple is the best color."
"Do you have evidence to back that up?"
I don't need to have even seen purple to ask that question. That's hypothetical, but I don't have any specific circumstances that you're referring to to respond to.

I can also very freely comment on how uninterested I am in the current product. I've been a wrestling fan for years -- it's hard to just "switch off" to something you used to love. It was a part of my routine for years. Sure, I could just turn myself off completely to the WWE instead of vaguely following it (and it is getting dangerously close to this point), but the fact that something I should be the ripe market for is so emotionally disengaging is a point all on its own.

There's a difference between saying "This sucks and I haven't watched it" and "It sucks that this hasn't made me want to watch it." It may be befuddling to you, but if we're trying to be so sympathetic to the "opinions" of others, mine doesn't really need to make sense to you anyway, right?

Lita worked in the sense that she worked. You can't deny that she was over and that's a measure of some level of charisma, whether you think it fickle or not. There were plenty of women who could have gone into a thong and done botchy stuff off the top, but Lita was the one who did it.

i know this isn't the picture

but he looks like a different person in this pic

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For some reason I can't find a clip of this...

Back in the late 80's/early 90's WWE did a dating game parody and Bret Hart was one of the bachelors. The lady asks him what kind of wrestling moves he'd use on her and Bret, with all the charm of a serial killer is like "Well, first I'd put you in a sleeperhold. Then I'd pick you up in a fireman's carry... Then I'd take you upstairs and ravage your body." It was awesomely creepy. lol

.... #Clips4SaleHitman

how did the woman take that?

It was great because at first you're like "Oh. Innuendos. So silly and harmless." and then by the time he gets to the "ravage your body" part you're like "What the fuck!?"

She slid right off the stage on her vagina.

lmfao

According to Bret he had more sex than pretty much Wilt Chamberlain.

Tried to find a pic of my poster, but couldn't........

Found your clip, though

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lol Yesssssss

hahaha Bret does not want to be talking there.

it also sounds like Anvil is calling his penis the Anvil.

Neidhart pretty golden there right after Hart's creepiness, too.

"Things start happening, pictures start falling off the wall, all kind of things start happening. Heheheheheheh. Romantic things."

I like how Bret gives a pre-amble that he's an in ring technician and that's why he'd lock the sleeperhold on, followed by the firemen's carry, and ravaging.

The great technical wrestling move of ravaging an unconscious woman's body.

He'd certainly execute excellently.

No No...I NEVERRRRRRRRR post...just lie in the weeds. And been here a long time.

Can someone please explain to me the BROKEN gimmick?

What was that all about? What was so BROKEN? I never really cared, but it's 5am and I got shit to do.

:lol: Holy shit. This is no doubt the greatest thing Bret Hart has ever done outside of the wrestling ring.

Matt Hardy went insane and made his hair frizzy with a grey streak in it. He started talking weird because he can't cut proper promos. They then filmed their own angles on their own property. They did this video where Reby threw a fake baby at Jeff (supposed to be Matt's real baby) while they were in Matt's personal wrestling ring, and Matt then gave Jeff a side effect off the apron through a coffee table that they did in slow motion.

Matt then turned up the weirdness, and basically acted like he was the star of some camp melodrama. They involved drones, Matt Hardy's gardener (the gardener's Twitter was easily the best bit), and did backyard garbage matches that were poorly filmed (but that was the point, of course), with special effects. Matt ate ectoplasm at some point. He also developed some new catchphrases by saying things in a funny voice and reworking them time and time again.

Uhuh. So it should be #RETARDED Matt Hardy instead. And yes, I've seen some match they did in some woods and had no idea what it was all about. Think they were even jumping off trees.

Hmm, that was either from that, or from Jeff Hardy doing his Willow stuff years back. Not sure if he jumped off trees in an actual feud though.

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Lol @ bret hart saying his go to move would be choking her ojt and raping her lol

Oh, one more thing. That DELETE thing?

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I'm not a fan of this stuff, but I think he just says it. He thinks he deletes people because he's some supernatural being?

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Well, it DOES take a lot to make Jeff Hardy look like the sane one.

I dunno, man, you make up your own mind. I think it's shit.