Shit not included.

Also, why is there a Spiderman outfit inside? Is Orton Spiderman?

Orton is Spiderman with a colostomy bag?

it's his only spider sense that tingles

Bill Simmons' BS Report w/ The Miz

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/...ve?id=2864045#

I'm pretty sure his shoulder is pretty tingly.

Simmons is letting his inner WWE fan come out, first HBK now the Miz

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Miz has a pretty inspiring character arc for a heel.

Yeah. When he started on that "if anyone tells you you can't accomplish your dreams" thing I was thinking... "How is this not an inspiring face promo?"

Then of course he turned it around with the whole "Well, you can't. Because you're not me" thing.

I haven't been this positive about wrestling in a while. Not excited like during the Attitude era and ECW days but, I was a kid back then and doubt I'll ever be as excited about wrestling like that ever again.

It's just nice to turn on Raw or Smackdown and see a bunch of talented performers (even their "sucky" guys aren't so bad in the ring) show off their stuff.

Fake Steel cage logos do not make the world go 'round!!!!!!!

I wonder who got all those colorful title belts when the title reign was over. Do you think they just let Warrior have all of them like the White and the purple ones?

They should give that belt to Sheamus once he becomes Double Double E Champion again!

Had a horrible match idea, and it doesn't deserve a thread...

The Heinz 57 match.

7 vats covered in black Paper surround the ring. They are filled with Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, Ranch Dressing, Baked Beans, Pepto Bismol, and Heinz 57 sauce.

2 ways to win the match:
throw your opponent into 5 of the 7 vats.

OR

throw your opponent into the one that is the Heinz 57 Sauce.

DH Smith vs. Tyson Kidd on Superstars. What was the point of the weeks of tension between them on Raw if they're going to have their first match on the C show. Also, has Natalya even acknowledged that they've broken up?

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/173514-1/..._rope_slip.gif

:lol: one of them sells the botch while the other walks away

Remember when Furnas and LaFon were supposed to be the next big thing in tag team wrestling? Haw-haw!

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Don't know if this was posted before. Anybody if this was a worked shoot or a real shoot?

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:rofl: When both of them are talking about the little girl they called "demon girl" and Miz telling Morrison "I told you I'm not the Jannety."

It's also the show that the Hart Dynasty would constantly job to Cryme Tyme on. Now the Hart Dynasty has been tag team champions and Cryme Tyme is disbanded and half of them are fired.

It's a midcard feud so it belongs on the midcard show. Maybe WGN America asked them to start putting more important matches on the shows. WGN is one of the biggest remaining "Superstations" in the country.

Taz replied to me on Twitter.

:cool:

Taz: Quit sending me nude pics or I'll call the cops, weirdo!

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I wanna know who Joey Numbers was

Joey Styles.

What did he say?

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9...24smvamjn7.gif

or

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/t...jeff_hardy.gif

or

http://i.imgur.com/JkeG7.gif

or

http://www.4thletter.net/wp-content/.../angrygirl.gif

Well....here comes the pain.

Wow, it looks like CM Punk actually put time into his makeup. So he wasn't impersonating Jeff Hardy afterall!

So he didn't just throw a bucket of paint on his face and then say "alright let's go do this thing!!!"

Which is why TNA didn't make him World Champ.

Wow, storyline advancement on Superstars! Trent Baretta and Curt Hawkins is the most slept on feud in WWE today.

Guess you'll be seeing alot of these during the NBA season. I hope he keeps up the good work if it's the same guy!

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This way if they completely suck solo they can hide it from the general audience.

They don't suck, though. That's the thing.

I made Vance Archer the IC Champion in WWE Universe mode. Then he got fired in real life. :(

I like the earlier theory about how the network wanted more meaningful stuff on the show.

My hypothesis is not based on any actual evidence.

Well, he does live in Texas and has been doing promotional work for WWE lately.

Honestly, I doubt he'll be on TV. Just meeting the troops/fans.

Also, that better be Juan Cena.

And that's a bad place to cut off Henry. Looks like he has bigger tits than he does.

Juan Cena will ensure Mexican support to the troops.

Tribute To The Troops "Huge Spoiler"
 

DO OO LIKE SEK SEW WAL CHOK-LATE?

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100k thread, bitch.

Ariel Winter looks like she just saw Mark Henry's pecs that go all the way around his back.

Bitch . The greatness that is a one off Shawn Fucking Micheals return deserves its own thread

From the comments on Henry's tron:

this song was played in the final scene of 12 Rounds LMAO

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LOL what? Is this true?

I'm imagining a huge montage of Cena jumping from huge explosions in slow motion as Sexual Chocolate is playing.

If it makes to TV, yes.

LOL at what the reporter says from 0:12 to 0:22

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Looks like a generic poster featuring a bunch of wrestlers. He won't compete if he goes.

I agree, loving this feud and it deserves to be on one of the main shows. Both guys are great.

Hahah at retired being in quotes. Somebody in this news station knows Shawn Michaels too well.

Why is the daughter from Modern Family on that poster?

Yeah, I get that but what? She's like 14.

Sheri Shepard isn't going to be very happy when she hears about MVP quitting. I wonder what she'll do. Probably show up at the show and go "where is my boy MPV!!?!!!!?"

Getting in shape with HBK!

(This is kinda sad)

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HBK VS. Juan Cena in a "actually didn't see this one coming" match.

Had a dream last night where Bret Hart was a baseball player and came out of retirement for one last game. The game went to extra innings and Bret won the game with a walk-off grand slam.

lmao

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LOLLLLL at Sexy Boy.

It's been posted plenty of times...

It needs to be posted again...

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lol :'(

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BLUMAGAMAN!

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I like how Russo's theme goes from Iron Man into something that sounds a bit like No Chance.

Been a year since Umaga died.

Damn.

Yeah I know. Feels like a few months ago at most. :-\

I just saw Smackdown. When Juan Bradshaw Layfeld came out and paid off the security guard to watch the car, the first thing popped in my head was "Somethin' happen to my car, chico, somethin' gon' happen to YOU, main!" Too bad Del Rio didn't have a toothpick to throw afterwards.

I wonder who these cars actually belong to. Or if they just get them rented out to them as advertisements for the cars.

lol at "Juan Bradshaw Layfield".

Domino, from Deuce & Domino fame, said in Colt Cabana's podcast that they find a classic car collector in each city and pay them to rent their car. A lot of the collectors enjoy showing off their rides and telling people that their car was on tv so they agree.

New mini Chibi Wrestlers:

http://kapaeme.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d31sewp

lol at Taker's.

I liked it.

I remember Jamaican Kofi :(

I don't know who you're talking about. I only know the one from Ghana.

:shifty:

Maybe...maybe you're thinking of TNA?

A question submitted to the PWInsider Q&A:

Among the many questions submitted to PWI several referred to a time in WWE known as "the attitude era". What exactly was "the attitude era" in WWE?

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Gonna go cry in a corner now.

Wasn't that when Hogan joined the NWO?

I think that Austin was the Cena of the 90s. Any thoughts?

Who is this Austin you speak of?