Phil not gonna be happy...
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AEW NEW VIDEO GAME!!!!

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did he really get his teeth knocked out? i guess i just assumed they rotted out from all that pepsi, uh huh

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That’s actually probably not far off. Pretty sure those teeth were gone a long time ago but it was less noticeable because he didn’t smile as much because fed bad.

WAIT, WWE was holding the Hardy's back, now that they are in AEW though, they are set to be used PROPERLY!!!

This is being done by putting them in Tag Title Contention, right???

Oh no, Tony instead is going to unlock their full potential by...

BOOKING THEN ON AEW DARK FUCKING ELEVATION!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: YOUTUBE FOR THE WIN!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

You know how there’s a very fair criticism of AEW that you have to follow all their peripheral stuff (Dark, Elevation, BTE, etc) to understand what’s going on? I feel it’s the same here. Like I need to be reading Twitter, Reddit, and the SPWW forums to connect the dots on the criticisms of the “AEW Cultists”. :lol:

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Rumour has it they have the scoop on Punk’s molars. There are 27 threads about it.

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I still don’t get why Matt Hardy is magically a babyface after being an asshole for so long. They knew Jeff was coming in for 90 days. Have him reveal that he was doubting himself and trying to move into managing to rest his body, but he does think there’s a big money run in himself. He’s letting all his teams go because he wants to be honest and admit that he can no longer have their interests at heart. Or something.

I hate it when wrestlers change their entire demeanour like they woke up for breakfast and just had an entire personality change overnight. It’s especially awful when it’s a heel who becomes a face just because another asshole beat them up. They did this with Seth Rollins when he first turned back face because Triple H wouldn’t coddle him anymore.

Why did Jay White debut in AEW?

Because Tony used the forbidden door line to hype Keith Lee, felt bad because using that line wasn’t accurate, so brought in White to fit the bill and not let fans down.

Because Tony Khan fucked up, lied to the fans, then brought him in as a failsafe.

I had fantasy booked Jay White to be in AEW Championship matches by this point.

Tony really pisses me off. There is a handful of guys who he's brought in who could have immediately been launched into major programs or even World Championship situations. Here are a few of my gripes...

Andrade
This guys has it all, but he's also carrying absolutely zero momentum due to a completely unlogical and uninspired storylines. He was released from WWE and immediately signed and seemed to get quite a reaction upon arrival. He was really the first to jump ship in the big time war between WWE and AEW so he had that heat at the time. Why turn him heel? Why not actually have a big time Latino main eventer babyface? Sure it wasn't in the plans but work it in, the Hangman story was jarred off course anyway and we all knew it.

Malakai Black

Malakai could easily turn it around by simply being placed into a major story but he's cutting promo's on Feugo. This is the same exact thing as Andrade except in some ways he may have been an even bigger catch because he had recently been featured and talked about a bit on WWE...

They could have matched him with literally any major star in AEW for a program and instead they paired him with the on again off again Codester for a program that went on so long hot and cold nobody gave a shit.

His House of Black alliance is awesome and should be a big fucking deal wrecking ass on TV all the time instead I can't even remember anything they've ever done.

Miro

Where the fuck is Miro? Look I don't really like him that much I find his matches to really top out at around the 3 1/2 star level if you know what I mean. But still he's a great character, what the fuck is going on? He should be doing something big.

Sammy Guevara

Is getting go away heat from me. He's been overhyped and over pushed. Why push him when you have Andrade? Seriously, if you're going to push one Latino star, why would you not chose Andrade? FFS. Obviously you can and should have more than one but you get me.

Keith Lee

Keith should have signed with AEW from the beginning. But he didn't and he got a bit older and probably injured and all that stuff and now we have a broken Keith Lee. Sure he can still "go" but he's slower and mentally he lacks any real edge as a character. His promo is terrible. He could have been brought in, in a way like Vader in Japan. He could have destroyed Adam Page and TOOK the World Championship on day 1. That would have been interesting. Instead he's cutting bad promo's and tagging with Swerve who I love but they aren't really featured in a major way. It's just a placement angle for both of them.

I see value in Keith Lee if he's essentially booked like Vader, but otherwise I'm not interested, and clearly they aren't going to book him like Vader.

Jay Lethal

I can tell he's going to be a focus in ROH and he's been getting better spots on AEW lately so I can't really complain.

Jeff and Matt Hardy

If Tony is able to get some kind of TV deals or some kind of liscensing based off the Hardys then ok that's good. But really this whole deal is such a shit idea. We have enough old timers at this point and Jeff and Matt really bring nothing to the... table.

I enjoy their crazy bumps but also I feel them in some ways as well. It's painful to watch Jeff bump these days and Matt is too crazy to say no. I hope this run for Matt is brief and that Jeff is protected going forward.

@Jordan I'm with you on Sammy. A few weeks behind on AEW but I've grown tired of him lately.

Also yeah where the fuck is Miro?

I hate it when I make a big long post and it get's bumped off the page.

Miro is hurt. I have zero doubt they’ll continue to push him hard when he gets back. His TNT title run was some of the best work of his career.

I agree on Sammy. I think they missed the boat with turning Jericho on him. And having a subsequent blood feud to get him over as more than a flippy fly guy with a hot girlfriend.

Andrade can’t promo. It’s always going to be his Achilles heel. He’s getting better. I like the Darby feud but giving him the Hardy stable dish so anything for me.

DAAAAAAAMN! Not this way :rofl:

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Post doesn’t even follow the thread topic of Punk’s teeth. What a dumbass.

In all seriousness though, it’s probably time for xrod to go the way of CyNick and normansmiley.

Hahaha that's definitely Tony Khan!

This thread is like a sneak peak into that Noid smart people forum.

Can't wait for the next TPWW Real Fight

LOL he is hyping the amount of intrigue his own announcement will create :rofl:

What a Fucking Mark :rofl::rofl:

Lol, all these different shades of announcements. There’s a sliding scale of Dixie Carter.

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Oh man look at that failing company

The pre 2022 number were when they were facing NXT.

Spending 10s of millions of dollars to draw an extra 150,000 fans

Abandon ship! R.I.P.

100% this, don't let any fancy chart from an AEW Twitter Mark that barely focuses on anything fool you. That is not how business works. Only true dumdums would think that shit mean anything.

… How did you know I posted a chart from Twitter?

You’re not nearly smart enough to pretend to have people on ignore, Xrod. This is literally the 2nd time you’ve fucked up. lol

Who said I have you on ignore? This is the first time I have replied to you in quite some time, because you are just not worth arguing with constantly, but that is not the same thing as you are trying to push.

You should make a user cp trap style thread called "The thread where I catch people lying about who they have on ignore"

Nah. You got embarrassed because I pointed out your horrible reading comprehension when you answered a question Figgy wasn’t asking and tried to pull a Noid to avoid having to excuse another dumb blunder and then you fucked up because you’re dumb as shit.

How’s that “leap” working out? ;)

Well considering this is the first time your douchebag ass has goaded me into responding to you in a while, I guess not as good as it was before today.

I can only catch Xrod so far. He flat out said he had me on ignore a while ago and I caught him then too. Most people who pretend to have people on ignore aren’t that easy to bait because their IQ outnumbers CM Punk’s teeth.

You are obsessed with me, its weird

A "while ago", that was like 2 years ago for a day, why are you still talking about it?

I’m obsessed with bringing shame to morons/lying shitheads who are arrogant, yes. I find it gross.

He’s the fucking worst. He needs a fixation. If you block him he’ll move onto someone else.

He needs a fixation.

Speaking of arrogant, dishonest morons. Here’s your partner in derp.

You can tell the disingenuous ones by their eagerness to leave that out. NXT was splitting the audience. We’re in our second week of them having unapposed years to compare. Last week they were down 20%.

LOL what shame? You thinking this is some theoretical contest that you are getting accolades for is laughable. There are people here who are gonna hate whatever I post regardless, and people here who will not. Do you really believe swaying people's opinions on a wrestling forum is that important? Do Phil detractors such as myself really upset you that much? I called you a douchebag not because you like CM Punk, but because you post weird insults like "oh Phil fucked you mom" like you are in middle school. You want to act like you are this great intellectual catching dumb people in lies, but then you come back with "ohhhh gotcha, I gotcha!!!" like it gets you a gold star. I will say it again, it is weird.

Did I say Phil fucked your mom? You definitely act like he did but I don’t know that to be the case for sure.

Also, it doesn’t take much intellect to catch you and Derpfect in lies. But thank you.

OB

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SESSED

You guys are being a little silly! Make up!

So, no? Cool

Also, while I have been refraining from giving him attention...

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OBSESSION by Calvin Kline LMAO

Should try to take that leap again, man. Trying that thing where you post one side of a conversation to make it look like I was endlessly sending you messages isn’t making you look any better.

Except I haven't repped you or paid you any attention since March...

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Still gonna call you out when you do/say something stupid. Deal with it or be better.

So... you arent going to post your rep wall then, showing all those back and forth comments? All those April reps where I was going back and forth with you?

Feel like xrod and #1-norm-fan are def gonna end up banging

The first post, dummy. And no, your part of that conversation is no longer on my wall. It’s been buried. I get rep for days!

I don’t think adults are legally supposed to have sex with… his sort…

You GIVE rep for days :rofl:

THAT TOO!

Well this ended on a nice note of us agreeing on my ability to give and receive rep. Lock Jaw will be pleased with this Kumbaya peaceful bullshit.

The ignore feature is the best.

The day the ignore feature gets taken away is the day I change my password to something I'll never remember and then log out permanently.

I can see AEW’s failures to entertain has left everyone in a foul mood. It’s not xgod’s fault for pointing it out.

You LOVED fan when he agreed with some of the things you had to say. You liked me too.

Seems you just don't like being called out for being a doofus.

IDK how you guys post your rep sheets like that! Very impressive microsoft computer skills! Let's talk about the high level of technical abilities between TPWW's own Xrod and #1 Fan!, way to go you guys you did great!

lol there are definitely a bunch of posts from Noid praising fan for being "one of the only good posters here"

He used to be. Then he devolved into an obsessive sea-lion, looking for a “Well, actually…” and “GOTCHA!” ar every moment. He stopped saying anything useful at all in regards to wrestling discussion. He wasn’t worth keeping around. He just wants people to validate his existence with an argument. I’m done with him. xrod should cut the chord too and everyone can watch him find someone else to fixate on.

Dale knows why I blocked him.

what is that tpww mobile? gross. you fucking monster

you can download the TPWW Mobile app from the Google Play Store

I never looked for them. You just supply them in DROVES. And you can’t handle people not letting you get away with it.

Yeah, that seems to be what happens more than not. Is it really looking for one, when it can just be re-posted, without changing anything?


It's like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar. The god damn pen is blue.

I would call out drave if he started spouting lies and nonsense while acting like a genius too but drave would never do that. He follows the main rule in The Kingdom of fan.

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Nah. It’s all down to the talent. They clearly don’t have what it takes to make it in the big leagues.

LOL naw, that is the Vbulletin default white.

Default White FTW.

Only a complete sociopath would use Default White.

i hate you both

Sorry, not sorry.

And look on the bright side, it’s something we agree on :lol:

It has been confirmed that the console game will be called AEW: Fight Forever.

Current expectation is that it will not be an annual release, rather a game that gets continually updated (which would make its name be more fitting).

Love that idea, honestly. I hope they use 2k’s photo upload for create a wrestler

Most modern wrestling games allow you to import custom textures. Would be surprised if this didnt, and that would be a deal breaker for me.

sports games as a live service is a no brainer to me

Changing the game.

Of course it is.

But why would you when millions of casuals are willing to pay $60 ($70 now for new console) every single year?

Because AEW don’t have millions of casual eyes on their product :lol:

Oh no, its definitely the right move for AEW.

That’s a better idea for them. Their roster changes all the time. The only downside I can see will be how they pay royalties for it. If FTR leave when their contract is up, do they stay in the game? Do they still get paid?

i think if implemented properly theres more money on the table in the live service model. a few whales go a long way.

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This whole time I thought xrod was being intentionally obnoxious posting these clunky white screenshots from SCJerk to try to annoy everybody. But he’s actually just been using Default White like an absolute sociopath and can’t tell the difference.

if you dont use dark mode i dont respect you

White just changes the whole vibe of this place. White is so rigid and serious. Feel like jokes are inherently less funny if read on White.

TPWW White is serious business.

You all sound like the opposite of Tony Khan, you are HATING WHITE. Not cool bros