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Dark One 08-31-2014 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4501101)
I liked her old theme, but that one is actually not bad. Several weeks behind on NXT. Should catch up.

So what you're saying is that CFO$ may be marginally improving?

Sixx 08-31-2014 07:45 AM

Does anyone know where I can watch Vince's interview with Brian Pillman's widow?

I've heard so many bad things about it, but never actually seen it. Was just reading about the most distasteful promotional tactics in WWF and this is the one I missed.

Call it sick curiosity.

XL 08-31-2014 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior (Post 4501102)
isnt sasha banks a porn star?

No.

Bad News Gertner 08-31-2014 08:17 AM

Stan Hansen is going to be on the Ross Report next week. I can't imagine the stories he has.

#1-norm-fan 08-31-2014 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixx (Post 4501136)
Does anyone know where I can watch Vince's interview with Brian Pillman's widow?

I've heard so many bad things about it, but never actually seen it. Was just reading about the most distasteful promotional tactics in WWF and this is the one I missed.

Call it sick curiosity.

I don't think I've seen it since it aired and I haven't heard about any controversy surrounding it but I do remember it being really uncomfortable to watch. Can't remember why. It just seemed bizarre. I kinda wanna go back and watch it again too but I can't seem to find it anywhere online.

Cool King 08-31-2014 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior (Post 4501102)
isnt sasha banks a porn star?

A quick Google search shows that there is no porn star by the name of Sasha Banks. Though it does sound like a porn star name, along with most of the other NXT women's names, as I've said here before.

My Google search has shown however, that there are porn stars named Briana Banks and Sasha Grey, so maybe that's why you were thinking she was a porn star.

Unless you were meaning the woman herself and not the name.

Bad News Gertner 08-31-2014 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4501139)
I don't think I've seen it since it aired and I haven't heard about any controversy surrounding it but I do remember it being really uncomfortable to watch. Can't remember why. It just seemed bizarre. I kinda wanna go back and watch it again too but I can't seem to find it anywhere online.

Didn't they have Davey Boy come out on Raw and blame someone for Pillman's death? Im pretty sure they made an angle out of it.

Savio 08-31-2014 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4501141)

My Google search has shown however, that there are porn stars named Briana Banks and Sasha Grey, so maybe that's why you were thinking she was a porn star.

Ahhh yes Sasha Grey, thanks CK (and RTD).

#1-norm-fan 08-31-2014 09:47 AM

I have a vague memory of Triple H making a subtle reference to Vince being responsible for either his or Owen's death after Austin locked him in a room with a rattlesnake and he pretended to have been bitten by it. I don't remember the Davey Boy thing though.

Sixx 08-31-2014 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4501139)
I don't think I've seen it since it aired and I haven't heard about any controversy surrounding it but I do remember it being really uncomfortable to watch. Can't remember why. It just seemed bizarre. I kinda wanna go back and watch it again too but I can't seem to find it anywhere online.

I've read the interview was not even 24 hours after Pillman's death and Vince asked questions like "did you know about his addiction to pills" and "how do you plan to feed your children now that he's dead" so I guess there was some controversy, cause these sound like really shitty things to say to a grieving woman.

Sixx 08-31-2014 10:14 AM

I dunno, maybe those are legit things to discuss in a situation like this with a friend or something, but not some asshole on live TV.

Asmo 08-31-2014 11:19 AM

An interview with ex-WWE photo chief Tom Buchanan. Some interesting tales from the road, including Owen Hart's final plunge. Don't quite understand why the company would have only one full time employee handling the entire photo requirements.


Seth82 08-31-2014 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad News Gertner (Post 4501138)
Stan Hansen is going to be on the Ross Report next week. I can't imagine the stories he has.

I've gotta hear that one too.

I wanna hear his stories about his legendary career in Japan. Stan at one point was making like 10 thousand a week.

Sixx 08-31-2014 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth82 (Post 4501186)
I've gotta hear that one too.

I wanna hear his stories about his legendary career in Japan. Stan at one point was making like 10 thousand a week.

Really? Of all the shit Stan Hansen could talk about, you want him to talk about how he was a star in Japan?

Fignuts 08-31-2014 01:25 PM

I would.

You rarely get to hear stories about Japan, and given his storied career there, he probably has a lot of them.

Mercenary 08-31-2014 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4501031)
Bill Mercer Corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/a...fs/73916_o.gif

Sixx 08-31-2014 01:29 PM

Meh, I only wanna hear about Hansen being crazy.

Mercenary 08-31-2014 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixx (Post 4501195)
Meh, I only wanna hear about Hansen being crazy.


I want to hear about the night he popped Vaders eye out

Seth82 08-31-2014 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 4501192)
I would.

You rarely get to hear stories about Japan, and given his storied career there, he probably has a lot of them.

This!

you rarely get to hear about Japan and its wrestling/wrestlers. Stan was one of the biggest names to ever compete in All Japan.

I'm sure he has some great stories.

Seth82 08-31-2014 01:53 PM

great sit down discussion with Stan and Kenta Kobashi.

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/89iR7iQnFOg?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Seth82 08-31-2014 02:15 PM

we all know about the monday night wars of course.

However there was a big war between All Japan and New Japan at one point.

http://wiki.puroresu.com/New_Japan_P...romotional_War

New Japan and All Japan were having a promotional war, in which both groups took gaijin stars from each other. Tiger Toguchi, who was at the time the third star of All Japan, Dick Murdoch, and All Japan's top heel Abdullah the Butcher jumped to New Japan in 1981. Later in the year, the fans saw two top gaijin stars of New Japan, Tiger Jeet Singh and Stan Hansen, in All Japan. All Japan also took the British Bulldogs, Dynamite Kid & Davey Boy Smith in 1984, and New Japan took Bruiser Brody the following year.

While the promotional war was taking place, the importance of the gaijin talents declined. The triangle feud between New Japan (Inoki, Sakaguchi, Fujinami, Tiger Mask, etc.), the former IWE wrestlers (Rusher Kimura, Animal Hamaguchi, & Isamu Teranishi), and Kakumeigun (Masa Saitō, Riki Chōshū , Killer Khan, & Kuniaki Kobayashi) was the hottest thing around this time.

However, after few years of what was probably the best days of New Japan since its start in 1972, many Japanese wrestlers left the company. In the summer of 1983, Tiger Mask announced his retirement, followed by a coup within the office which took Inoki, Sakaguchi, and Shinma from their respective positions as president, vice president, and business manager. Inoki and Sakaguchi soon returned to their positions, but Shinma was never welcomed back.

Cool King 08-31-2014 03:38 PM

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XL 08-31-2014 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4501141)
A quick Google search shows that there is no porn star by the name of Sasha Banks. Though it does sound like a porn star name, along with most of the other NXT women's names, as I've said here before.

My Google search has shown however, that there are porn stars named Briana Banks and Sasha Grey, so maybe that's why you were thinking she was a porn star.

Unless you were meaning the woman herself and not the name.

I was gonna say all of this but didn't want to create the impression I have a comprehensive knowledge of porn.

Didn't think of the Google cover story.

Seth82 08-31-2014 03:43 PM

talk about a dream match here.

Ted Dibiase/Stan Hansen vs The British Bulldogs
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GD 08-31-2014 03:48 PM

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Emperor Smeat 08-31-2014 03:54 PM

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Sixx 08-31-2014 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4501247)

Even if Stone Cold opened 50 beers and drank them like he always does I don't think he would even actually drink one.

Such a waste. Damn you, rich people.

Cool King 08-31-2014 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XL (Post 4501240)
I was gonna say all of this but didn't want to create the impression I have a comprehensive knowledge of porn.

Didn't think of the Google cover story.

It isn't a cover story though. I actually did do a Google search.

http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/w...eyestv2jpg.gif

Wishbone 08-31-2014 07:14 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Shoutout?src=hash">#Shoutout</a> 2 an awesome company <a href="http://t.co/Nr0lp67RR5">http://t.co/Nr0lp67RR5</a> for the protein brownies. Check 'em out! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NOH8?src=hash">#NOH8</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/glaad">@glaad</a> <a href="http://t.co/d9lYTcbkv3">pic.twitter.com/d9lYTcbkv3</a></p>&mdash; nodaysoff D-Young (@DarrenYoungWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/DarrenYoungWWE/statuses/505466610178850816">August 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So yeah, Darren Young is fucking HUGE now. Dude could literally be that black superstar WWE's been looking for for years if he can keep that kind of physique up. I mean he's got some charisma, is decent on the mic and he's got all that publicity with charity organizations and LGBT rights stuff.

Sixx 08-31-2014 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wishbone (Post 4501312)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Shoutout?src=hash">#Shoutout</a> 2 an awesome company <a href="http://t.co/Nr0lp67RR5">http://t.co/Nr0lp67RR5</a> for the protein brownies. Check 'em out! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NOH8?src=hash">#NOH8</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/glaad">@glaad</a> <a href="http://t.co/d9lYTcbkv3">pic.twitter.com/d9lYTcbkv3</a></p>&mdash; nodaysoff D-Young (@DarrenYoungWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/DarrenYoungWWE/statuses/505466610178850816">August 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So yeah, Darren Young is fucking HUGE now. Dude could literally be that black superstar WWE's been looking for for years if he can keep that kind of physique up. I mean he's got some charisma, is decent on the mic and he's got all that publicity with charity organizations and LGBT rights stuff.

That beard looks good on him. He looks so fucking weird without it. I mean, he looks like a white guy that passed out on a tanning bed.

Lock Jaw 08-31-2014 07:28 PM

Just put him in a T-shirt and jorts

Ultra Mantis 08-31-2014 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wishbone (Post 4501312)
So yeah, Darren Young is fucking HUGE now. Dude could literally be that black superstar WWE's been looking for for years if he can keep that kind of physique up. I mean he's got some charisma, is decent on the mic and he's got all that publicity with charity organizations and LGBT rights stuff.

Darren Young is amongst the worst promo guys on the main roster, or at least he was the last time they let him speak. He was very good at making Titus sound like a mega star though.

Bad News Gertner 08-31-2014 08:57 PM

Missed the fucking boat on Percy Watson. He was tremendous.

Shadrick 08-31-2014 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad News Gertner (Post 4501407)
Missed the fucking boat on Percy Watson. He was tremendous.

truer words have never been spoken.

#1-norm-fan 08-31-2014 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Mantis (Post 4501327)
Darren Young is amongst the worst promo guys on the main roster, or at least he was the last time they let him speak. He was very good at making Titus sound like a mega star though.

Didn't they basically make a gimmick out of the fact that he was so awkward on the mic by having Titus do all the promo work and then having him just follow it up with "Yeah!"? He's pretty abysmal.

Lock Jaw 08-31-2014 09:19 PM

Pretty sure he had some good moments on NXT, and early on on the main roster.

That one time on commentary he was disastrous, though, and after that they didn't really let him speak other than "Yeah!"

mike adamle 08-31-2014 09:25 PM

They should release Darren Young

SlickyTrickyDamon 08-31-2014 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wishbone (Post 4501312)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Shoutout?src=hash">#Shoutout</a> 2 an awesome company <a href="http://t.co/Nr0lp67RR5">http://t.co/Nr0lp67RR5</a> for the protein brownies. Check 'em out! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NOH8?src=hash">#NOH8</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/glaad">@glaad</a> <a href="http://t.co/d9lYTcbkv3">pic.twitter.com/d9lYTcbkv3</a></p>&mdash; nodaysoff D-Young (@DarrenYoungWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/DarrenYoungWWE/statuses/505466610178850816">August 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So yeah, Darren Young is fucking HUGE now. Dude could literally be that black superstar WWE's been looking for for years if he can keep that kind of physique up. I mean he's got some charisma, is decent on the mic and he's got all that publicity with charity organizations and LGBT rights stuff.

He looks like he might explode.

Emperor Smeat 08-31-2014 09:35 PM

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Why Hornswoggle Has Heat With The Rock: Yeah, I met you backstage the night you came back in [Anaheim], when you were revealed as the guest host for WrestleMania, and you thought I was a Make a Wish kid. You tapped me on the shoulder and said, ‘Did you have a good time tonight buddy?' Then you walked off and you realized it, then you said to Big Show, ‘Hornswoggle thinks I thought he was a Make a Wish kid, and I did think he was.'
From part of a recent interview Hornswoggle had about his recent film and other stuff.

Vastardikai 08-31-2014 10:25 PM

On one hand, that is fucked up. On the other hand, fuck Hornswoggle.

Razzamajazz 08-31-2014 10:45 PM

i don't think it's that hard to distinguish between a grown man midget and a kid

#1-norm-fan 08-31-2014 10:57 PM

Especially when the midget has a huge, dark beard.

el bobbo 08-31-2014 11:12 PM

Just read on the main page that people are telling Drew McIntyre (spelling) to audition for Game of Thrones. Dude would be perfect for that show.

Tom Guycott 08-31-2014 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4501237)

http://80scartoonpodcast.com/wp-cont...05/website.gif

Now, let's see who the fuck remembers this!

GD 08-31-2014 11:33 PM

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Emperor Smeat 09-01-2014 12:54 AM

http://i.minus.com/ibuah0nd8fQ1Ty.gif

Seth82 09-01-2014 01:06 AM

love this

The Destroyer (Dick Beyer) takes the ALS Ice Bucket challenge.

After receiving an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge from Marty Kuehnert, famous Japanese television personality and former General Manager of the Rakuten Eagles, the Destroyer gathered friends and family and answered the challenge!


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#1-norm-fan 09-01-2014 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by FacePalmMonkey (Post 4501473)
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/NSI7MEEIx74" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

WWE really feels the need to get weird whenever they get some unsolicited social media/mainstream attention. They could have promoted the video and just been like "This is cute. Check it out." Maybe even done a little interview with the dad to get some back story. Not sure what the point of inviting them to make pretty much the same exact video in front of the WWE logo does. Kinda just takes the charm out of it. It's that weird "Old guy who finds out he did something the young folks like and then starts to overdo it until it's not cool anymore" thing. Like when they took the reigns of the Fandangoing craze and drove it into the ground within a week.

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-01-2014 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4501558)
WWE really feels the need to get weird whenever they get some unsolicited social media/mainstream attention. They could have promoted the video and just been like "This is cute. Check it out." Maybe even done a little interview with the dad to get some back story. Not sure what the point of inviting them to make pretty much the same exact video in front of the WWE logo does. Kinda just takes the charm out of it. It's that weird "Old guy who finds out he did something the young folks like and then starts to overdo it until it's not cool anymore" thing. Like when they took the reigns of the Fandangoing craze and drove it into the ground within a week.

Saw of photo of him being held by Triple H. Kid seemed elastic.

#1-norm-fan 09-01-2014 03:49 AM

He should probably see a doctor.

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-01-2014 04:31 AM

ecstatic

Shadrick 09-01-2014 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4501612)
He should probably see a doctor.

ziiiing

Seth82 09-01-2014 10:11 AM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...4e5f29afc309e9

Seth82 09-01-2014 12:23 PM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.n...e9fee61b26b3f8

Wehttam 09-01-2014 01:09 PM

seth please stop posting unfunny pictures

here i will start you off with a funny one:
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/i...c836d1ba/l.gif

Sixx 09-01-2014 01:24 PM

So dreamy.

Mercenary 09-01-2014 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Guycott (Post 4501471)
http://80scartoonpodcast.com/wp-cont...05/website.gif

Now, let's see who the fuck remembers this!


ugh turbo teen

Cool King 09-01-2014 02:46 PM

Jennifer Lawrence & Co. aren't the only victims of the mass image leakage.

http://www.wrestlingrumors.net/wp-co...17819636_n.jpg

Mercenary 09-01-2014 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4501741)
Jennifer Lawrence & Co. aren't the only victims of the mass image leakage.

http://www.wrestlingrumors.net/wp-co...17819636_n.jpg


demon punk & aj

screech 09-01-2014 03:57 PM

He's apparently blocking people who retweet the picture.

Sixx 09-01-2014 03:58 PM

Wax figures.

Damian Rey 09-01-2014 04:13 PM

Look how handsome Punk looks.

Vastardikai 09-01-2014 04:22 PM

I thought AJ looked really pretty in that dress.

Sixx 09-01-2014 04:50 PM

THOSE EYES

Tom Guycott 09-01-2014 06:04 PM

"I beat Ric Flair twenty-five thousand times in a row! Had a legendary feud with Terry Funk... well, Terry used to whip my ass all the time, so we ain't gon' talk about that right now, oh no!"

Emperor Smeat 09-01-2014 06:24 PM

Dirtsheets:

Quote:

Originally Posted by PWTorch
He [Rusev] has quickly become a favorite of top management, as both Vince McMahon and Triple H have become big fans of his, especially Vince. He worked his way up with a couple years on the indy scene followed by four years in WWE’s developmental system, and now he’s nicely filled a slot that especially Vince always likes filled on the roster - a big, muscular powerlifter guy. Vince’s attention, which can be scattershot and finicky, has shifted sharply away from Big E. - a focus of his earlier in the year - to Rusev. It’s not out of the question that Rusev will be kept undefeated (at least in terms of being pinned or submitted) until WrestleMania 31, with a very big name babyface opponent in one of the top three or four matches on the show. Agents have learned when in charge of Rusev’s matches to make sure he is kept looking dominant or face the wrath of McMahon afterward.

Quote:

WWE NXT star Solomon Crowe suffered an injury at last night's NXT live event in Palatka, Florida. The injury came during a match with Crowe and Kalisto vs. The Ascension. Crowe went for a flying head scissors on Viktor, landed hard on the mat, and didn't move. He was helped to the back by trainers and was clutching his leg. Crowe later noted he was taken to a local hospital and posted the following on Instagram:

"Hospitals are scary... I keep hearing chainsaw noises down the hall... #CawCaw"

He later tweeted and revealed a leg injury:

"Chipped my tibia bone in my leg..... Such a great birthday present! Lol #CawCaw"
Quote:

WWE has allowed several of their talents to appear on podcasts for Steve Austin and Chris Jericho but not Jim Ross. A fan on Twitter asked Ross about Ric Flair possibly appearing on The Ross Report and JR replied with the following: "No. Flair's a wwe guy. WWE hasn't approved any podcast guests for me."
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TNA partner Wrestle-1 has become a "vanity project" of The Great Muta and their shows are said to be pretty much useless at this point, according to F4Wonline.com. TNA and Wrestle-1 will be promoting Bound For Glory from Tokyo in October.

Emperor Smeat 09-01-2014 09:33 PM

http://38.media.tumblr.com/331d89a33...ou3o1_1280.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/ReneeYoungF...e=1&permPage=1

Vastardikai 09-01-2014 10:29 PM

Will never forget the name...

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-01-2014 10:58 PM

Fappening's greatest moment.

Poit 09-01-2014 11:50 PM

Why is Brad Maddox not on TV?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Get beat down long enough, and there's not much left than stone. <a href="http://t.co/a8UZp963Wk">pic.twitter.com/a8UZp963Wk</a></p>&mdash; Bradley Maddox (@BradMaddoxIsWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BradMaddoxIsWWE/statuses/495288155084709888">August 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Damn.

Lock Jaw 09-01-2014 11:58 PM

Exclusive leaked picture of Brad Maddox's boobs

Lock Jaw 09-02-2014 12:04 AM

http://i.cubeupload.com/iDTriH.gif

Emperor Smeat 09-02-2014 12:17 AM

When did Maddox escape from the cave or where ever he was trapped at?

Mercenary 09-02-2014 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4501773)
He's apparently blocking people who retweet the picture.


I don't follow him so I'll retweet it all I want!

Poit 09-02-2014 12:31 AM

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Evil Vito 09-02-2014 10:09 AM

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Lance Storm Shares His Thoughts On The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Posted By: Caylon Knox on Sep 02, 2014
Source: StormWrestling.com


Former WWE, WCW, and ECW Superstar Lance Storm recently posted a blog on his website at StormWrestling.com regarding the popular new ALS ice bucket challenge that's been going around on social media:

"I've finally been challenged to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (IBC). Well actually I've been "Nominated" twice in fact, by people who apparently don't understand the difference between a Challenge vs. a Nomination. That may be a silly point but considering "Challenge" is right there in the name it drives me nuts that most people seem to get this concept wrong.

Enough picking of nits, there is some serious business afoot that needs to be addressed. Until I was challenged personally I've been content to sit on the side lines biting my tongue happy to stay out of this whole deal. I'm not a fan of beating my head against the wall, and I fear what I am about to say will amount to little more. Like many of you I have clicked on and watched many of the IBC videos. We have done so no doubt because they are very entertaining, and in there lays the rub.

These videos are, for the most part just entertainment. They entertain those who watch, offer a placebo effect of doing good to the person who does them, and generates a whole bunch of money for people who don't suffer from ALS. I know this won't be a popular view, which is why I've stayed out of it as long as I could, but now that I've been called out, I'm going to speak my mind. Anyone who knows me knows I'd rather be right than popular any day, which may explain my rather small circle of friends, so here I go.

There are three basic flaws in this IBC (Or the upcoming Pink-Tober & Mo-Vember campaigns) and it is not until you get to that final third fatal flaw that this whole thing falls apart. This is probably by design because as long as no one looks too deeply everyone can live in denial and just feel good about themselves. Yes I realize that most people involved in this mean well and have good intentions, but a lot of false hope was built on good intentions and when people are suffering from diseases and people are giving away their hard earned money, false hope and good intentions don't really amount to much.

The first flaw is that a lot of people taking up this challenge are just doing creative videos of themselves dumping water on their heads as a vanity project to get attention and pat themselves on the back for all the good they are doing, despite not donating a single penny. The excuse or denial here is "Well at least we are creating awareness, look at the national donations, they are way up". Way to pass the buck. I'm sure you're individual video was the one that made the difference. For those who did in fact donate or are pacified with the "I've created awareness" we then have the second flaw.

What is the ALSA doing with all of this money? The truth is the vast majority of the money you are donating is not going towards research and finding a cure for ALS. The numbers are disputed somewhat. I've heard people claim as low as 7% is going towards research and the ALSA claims that number is closer to 27%. Lets for the sake of convenience and benefit of the doubt, use 25%. Three quarters of the money you donate to help find a cure isn't going where you want it to. Most of it is going towards "Awareness and Education", which could be translated to be read "Advertising and Promotions" to ensure more money gets donated so they can again put only one quarter of it towards what they are claiming it's for in their promotion and advertising. It is a deceitful cycle that keeps a lot of people employed earning great livings while delivering very little of the money donated to the cause they are promoting. To this we offer ourselves the excuse, "Well 25% is better than nothing, that is still a lot of money, and someone has to run these charities" To this I offer you the popular concept of cutting out the middle man. Why are we donating to these Charity groups that only deliver a small percentage of our donations to the research groups? Why not donate directly to the people that are actually doing the work, the people trying to discover treatments and cures?

This is the third and final flaw. The reason we don't donate directly is because then we would discover that the portion of our donation that isn't going towards salaries and advertising, that 25% that we think is actually doing good, is going into the pockets of Big Pharma. Yes the pharmaceutical companies are getting your money. You are giving your money to some of the biggest, richest, most profitable companies in the world. You are helping cover the cost of their research and development programs to allow them to make higher profits. You are not financing new research, this is research they are already doing. This is how they make their money after all. They create new drugs to treat diseases, and when they find a new treatment they patent it and sell it back to you at a huge profit.

Think about that for a minute. Millions upon millions of dollars are being GIVEN to a company to help find a cure or treatment of a disease and if they find a cure/treatment, the people you GAVE that money to will then patent that cure and sell it back to you at a huge profit. Wait...What...profit? I thought we donated to Charity, a non-profit organization. Oh right that's another reason why we don't donate directly to the people doing the research if we did they wouldn't be able to claim it as a non-profit or a charity, and they are creating these drugs with the sole intention of making profits, hundreds or millions of dollars in profits. Yes your good intentioned donations, or at least the part that isn't going towards salaries and advertising, that huge 25% of it, is going towards increasing the profit margins of some of the richest most profitable companies in the world. Doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I think I will end my rant here because I don't want to get started on all of the harm Big Pharma is doing to our medical system. If you've been to the doctor in the last decade you've no doubt already discovered that doctors no longer treat patients, they prescribe drugs to them. If you go to a doctor because you are experiencing severe back pain, the first course of action is to prescribe painkillers. A good Dr. if you are lucky enough to find one of the good ones, will also advice you that weight loss and exercise to reduce the strain on your back and strengthen your core would probably solve your problems completely, but unfortunately most people are too lazy for that and would rather just fill their prescriptions.

And with that we've come full circle and found the root of the problem, laziness; one of the original seven deadly sins: Sloth. It's far easier to just dump a bucket of ice water on your head, wear a pink ribbon in October, or grow a silly moustache in November, than it is to look a little closer and find out that there is a huge problem with the system. While I have not looked as closely as I probably should have, thanks to my friend Paul Lazenby, my eyes are at least open. I will not be accepting the Ice Bucket Challenge, because I do not wish to give my money to Big Pharma and since I have no need to stroke my ego by doing a fun video to illustrate what a great guy I am, I don't see the point.

That said I will be looking into finding an ALS related charity that actually helps those suffering from the disease and donate my $100 to them. If that proves too hard a task I will just go out and find someone who is suffering from the disease and give them my $100.

In closing I would just like to clarify that my intent was not to damn those who have taken part in the IBC or other charity fund raisers. Most of you, as I stated earlier, mean well, I'm just suggesting that if you really want to make a difference, good intentions alone don't really accomplish much.

I look forward to your letters and email,
Lance"
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<font color=goldenrod>Nice to see Lance Storm is still a curmudgeon who is incapable of not being a stick in the mud.</font> :y:

Cool King 09-02-2014 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poit (Post 4502200)
Why is Brad Maddox not on TV?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Get beat down long enough, and there's not much left than stone. <a href="http://t.co/a8UZp963Wk">pic.twitter.com/a8UZp963Wk</a></p>&mdash; Bradley Maddox (@BradMaddoxIsWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BradMaddoxIsWWE/statuses/495288155084709888">August 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Damn.

Because he's too busy going to PWG shows.

http://oi62.tinypic.com/4zxa1l.jpg

Cool King 09-02-2014 10:21 AM

That image is apparently from Friday or Saturday, by the way.

GD 09-02-2014 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poit (Post 4502216)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/z8KbXThVBFI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This is the greatest thing ever.

Emperor Smeat 09-02-2014 04:58 PM

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Bad News Gertner 09-02-2014 05:25 PM

Timeline WWF 1985 Greg Valentine came in the mail today. Pretty solid.

Bad News Gertner 09-02-2014 05:36 PM

Lol Jesus Christ, Valentine told how Eddie Graham killed himself. Wow.

Bad News Gertner 09-02-2014 05:54 PM

Ok this is an amazing timeline. Lol his Dr.D David Schultz/Mr.T story is amazing.

road doggy dogg 09-02-2014 06:04 PM

http://heelbook.com/2014/09/screw-wwe-raw-5-easy-steps/

I generally don't care to link other peoples' writings because I don't feel it adds much to any discussion, but every single thing they mention here is why I find myself watching Raw less and less every single week.

DaveBrawl 09-02-2014 06:13 PM

Honestly haven't watched WWE since last September, started out as I couldn't get a chance to watch it at the house, but even when I had the chance I found my desire to watch gone. Stopped watching TNA like a month before that. I read the results every now and then and it seems like nothing has changed in that time.

Emperor Smeat 09-02-2014 06:15 PM

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1409689273411.jpg
http://shop.wwe.com/WWE-Network-%249...p;cgid=network

thedarkness214 09-02-2014 06:24 PM

Derp

thedarkness214 09-02-2014 06:24 PM

I have secretly craved cock my entire life

Emperor Smeat 09-02-2014 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4502788)
http://heelbook.com/2014/09/screw-wwe-raw-5-easy-steps/

I generally don't care to link other peoples' writings because I don't feel it adds much to any discussion, but every single thing they mention here is why I find myself watching Raw less and less every single week.

The past few years I've usually just had RAW playing in the background while doing other stuff or like earlier this year, whenever 24 was showing. Usually pay attention the most whenever something good or great is showing.

WWE's biggest problem is for some strange reason they've shifted away from using the extra hour of RAW for great stuff (ex. tag team wrestling early on) to being nothing but boring filler stuff or waste of segments.

Cool King 09-02-2014 07:38 PM

Oh dear....

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWE.com
Jerry Springer intervention with The Bella Twins



The Bella Twins are about to get some family management advice from a third-party.

Jerry Springer has been confirmed to moderate a discussion between the estranged "Total Divas" stars on the season premiere of Monday Night Raw in Baltimore on Sept. 8. The Bellas, as the WWE Universe knows, have been at vicious odds since Nikki turned on her twin sister Brie at SummerSlam. Recent weeks have seen Nikki demean her sister at every turn and go so far as to slander her reputation in "Growing Up Bella" vignettes that exposed Brie's alleged childhood secrets.

Of course, nobody does family dysfunction like Springer, but will he be able to bridge the divide between the warring sisters? Find out Monday at 8/7 CT, only on USA Network.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-09...on-bella-twins

#1-norm-fan 09-02-2014 07:49 PM

Well if it's anything like the riveting television that was produced last time Jerry Springer was in a WWE ring...

#1-norm-fan 09-02-2014 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4502830)
The past few years I've usually just had RAW playing in the background while doing other stuff or like earlier this year, whenever 24 was showing. Usually pay attention the most whenever something good or great is showing.

I used to do that. Lately even in the background I can't really stick with it. I tend to just wait til I'm feeling it and then fast forward through the show in about 15-20 minutes.

Lock Jaw 09-02-2014 07:53 PM

Between that and that invitation to some Football guy, I can't wait until Monday!!!!! WOOO!!

#1-norm-fan 09-02-2014 07:57 PM

If they let the gay football player speak about being a gay football player for a while then that's a good 15 less minutes they have to put into booking a wrestling show. It's quite genius.

Cool King 09-02-2014 07:59 PM

Yeah, what's all that about?

What's so special about this American Football guy that he got an invitation to appear on Raw, and why was Michael Cole hyping up the fact that he'd have an open mic?

Cool King 09-02-2014 08:00 PM

Oh, is that it?

Because he's gay?

#1-norm-fan 09-02-2014 08:00 PM

Yes.

Cool King 09-02-2014 08:05 PM

Oh.

Droford 09-02-2014 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4502883)
Between that and that invitation to some Football guy, I can't wait until Monday!!!!! WOOO!!

I wasn't real hyped about going to Raw last night but the Jericho/Wyatt cage match, Orton/Reigns rematch should be good.

Droford 09-02-2014 08:46 PM

I'm 80-20 on that card game, best card I've gotten is a super rare Naomi which is actually good cause its almost always been an instant win in diva bouts.


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