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30 years ago monday

technically nsfw

Actually, it's the year of the snake :)

maybe it will be the year of the Quetzalcoatl, the famous bird snake of Mexican lore

This Cingrani kid is a beast right now.

bryce harper getting struck out by his doppelganger

What do I have to do in order to never hear "God Bless America" during the 7th inning stretch again?

Turn on your IPod or something while it's being sung.

What's the matter? You don't love America? You hate the Constitution?

Lets sing "What will we do with a drunken sailor" after the third inning while we're at it.

<font color=goldenrod>Mets get swept away by the incredibly mediocre Phillies. Their bullpen lit up as per usual.

Welp...t'was a fun year while it lasted.</font>

:cool: 4-game sweep by the Red Sox over the Astros. Lackey pitched great today.

Hawk Harrelson, always ready with his one-liners, sounded great when Alex Rios just dropped that fly ball.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

love tony cingrani

don't tell baseball

hate to tell you but it is the year of the bird

Super Bowl - Baltimore Ravens
NCAA BB - Louisville Cardinals
NBA (Atlanta? LOL)
NHL (Anaheim? Maybe)

Go to a game in Toronto?

Hey Y'all

When Matt Reynolds walks out of the bullpen his warm up music is Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme

#StoneCold #GlassShatters

Thank God the Leafs made the playoffs because the whole city and myself included would be furious about the Jays. After the Leafs win the cup, the Jays will be the only game in town.

dbacks 2613

Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Mark Teixeira, Curtis Granderson, Michael Pineda, Francisco Cervelli, and introducing Ivan Nova in..............




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Not coming to back to a baseball stadium anytime soon.

they're more like the Disabled Dead

Sorry Dro, New Yorker magazine beat ya to it.


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fuck the yankees

Series against the 'Stros. Things are ok til at least mid-week

Finally David Price picked up his 1st W of the season. He hasn't been his usual self this 1st month, going 1-2 with an ERA over 5.00, but hopefully as the weather heats up, he does as well.

We're 6 back. Hopefully we don't wait 'til September to make our run, like the last couple of seasons. Let's begin our climb early, baby.

Don't think I'm going to get tired of Braves/Nats this season. Wish this series could go 5 games so we could get a Minor/Detwiler matchup.

Samardzija vs Cingrani on Saturday. Def going to check that out.

Good young pitchers and terrible Scrabble hands

Come to Chicago and watch Baseball with me, CE.

Should visit my family in NJ and take in a ballgame at one of the new parks while I'm out there next time. Been to both?

Been to Yankees Stadium, it's a gem. Haven't been to Citi but I'm sure one day I will just to check it out.

I'd be there in a heartbeat if Alyssa Milano would be in her store there.

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Shirts outside of the Yankees stadium declaring Citi Field the "Worlds Largest Gay Bar." Almost bought one

They have those for Wrigley Field too....along with "Fudge Packers" for Green Bay, and "Horry Cow" shirts for Fukudome.

Never got the whole Fukudome thing. Like most Japanese players, solid but not worth the money they throw at them.

Kei Igawa

Fukudome wasn't in the end. People here thought he was going to be some combo of Ichiro and Matsui for some reason. I just wanted a guy to hit 1 or 2 who would make solid contact, hit 10-12 homers, steal 10-15 bases and play gold glove quality defense. He did that for the first 6 weeks of every season, then fell off the face of the earth offensively. Couldn't hit lefties. Norichica Aoki is basically what I wanted.

Expectation only got bigger after this on his first day:

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Can't remember when Pettitte had such a bad start.

hmm..

Hubris is a terrible thing.

Kevin Gregg has locked down the closer job for now. Who'd a thunk it?

Nolan Arenado first home run :love:

What about the "fat toad?"

So many great 3B prospects. Arenado, Olt, Castellanos (sp? The tigers guy who moved to OF this year).

is anyone watching the Angels and A's play baseball at 1:30 in the morning?

I am.

A's game is ridiculous right now. Bottom of the 16th

wonder what the odds of us posting that at the same time are.

Whoa, that is incredible. TO THE 18TH

Josh Hamilton killing it going 0-7

Josh Hamilton appreciation night in Oakland tonight too.

Love baseball

19 innings

Just what my insomnia ordered

Josh Hamilton can go fuck himself I think

Started him every game since the season began

Finally bechddnhimnone night

He goes 4/4

Put him back him

Were most likely looking at 0/8

Ugh

0-8

Yup, there it is

Dude, I can go 0 for 8

And I'll only to it for like half of what he's making

You may even be able to talk me down to like a third

Put me in coach

was going to watch the rest of this game and then masturbate, instead DirecTV cut it off at 2 since it does that with Extra Innings and I masturbated then. Once I had evacuated the ghosts I turned the TV back on and the game was back.

real rollercoaster ride

I also jerked off not too long ago!

Like, within the hour!

Weird

Professor Frink pitching

Hayvin
Hoyvin
Halvin
Blayven
Blevins

Record for MLB game is 25 innings I do believe.

ooooh what time exactly? I wonder if there's overlap.

Maybe 12:50?

Hmmm well now it just depends on how long you took.

I did not know Barry Enright pitches for the Angels now.

Skippord remember last year when we watched a super long a's game and posted about it

I would say I took like 2 minutes

I do remember that, and it was delightful.

This may be a touch personal but what inspired this jerk session?

Tryed to relax and was reading a book and tried to get some sleep

Been having trouble sleeping so i thought jerking off would help

It almost did until I found out about this game

Huh, interesting.

also JESUS CHRIST BRANDON MOSS

Ballgame!

Brandon Moss needs a nap.

Glitter
Glisten
Gloss
Floss

I catch a beat runnin like Randy Moss....

<font color=goldenrod>lol Mets pull ahead in the 15th only to lose in the bottom of the inning.

Mets and Marlins may both lose 100 games this year.

Collins is a terrible manager. The bullpen is bad enough as is but he overuses them to comical levels. There is no reason to have to burn through two different relievers in the 6th inning when neither of them gave up a hit nor threw more than 3 pitches apiece. That leaves you with shit like having to close out a game with 85 MPH throwing Shaun Marcum.</font>

Ugh, picked up Wandy Rodriguez and Andy Pettite in fantasy baseball because they'd get me two starts this week. That turned out well.

feelin baseball

Must've missed the news that Mark Grace is doing a 4 month prison sentence right now.

I still like him.

Oh it's that deal where he gets to leave each day and only has to sleep there.

That's not even prison.

That sounds more like a MARRIAGE to me, right guys?

About Marriage:
 

I dunno.

Yeah Daron Sutton and Mark Grace were the announce team for the Dbacks. Sutton got fired for either talking crap to and about Ken Kendrick and/or wanting to wear good clothes on the air. Gracie had his 19th DUI so he finally got locked up. He's also still considered a "legend" and a giant mascot of him along with Gonzo, RJ, and Matt Williams walks around the stadium. I think at 20 DUIs though he might be replaced by... I dunno. Brandon Webb? Craig Counsell? Who knows.

Bob Brenly replaced Grace and obviously does a great job if you're familiar with his work. Steve Barthiume is the new pbp guy and is very literally new. He hasn't done this before. Oftentimes, it shows. Dude sometimes goes crazy over a fly ball where the right fielder has to come in a few steps to catch it. He'll figure it out though.

diamondbacks

Shane Grace might not get another TV job. Made having the Mets play on FOX a little more bearable when Grace was the color commentator rather than McCarver.

DBacks "legend" B.Y. Kim

So that's where Steve Barthiume ended up. I liked him on ESPN.

I liked Brenly on Cubs games too. He's a little dry but he's good.

Love Bob Brenly. Miss him in the Cubs booth. JD is good, but really got used to Bob. Very blunt and honest.

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I enjoy Steve Berthiaume on D'Backs broadcasts.

<font color=goldenrod>Jeremy Hefner carries a 1-0 shutout into the 9th. Mets blow it in the final inning again and lose 2-1.

There's a reason why Mets fans are 100% justified in their negativity in the team.</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Bottom 9th: Miami
- C. Coghlan hit for R. Webb
- C. Coghlan singled to shallow left
- C. Coghlan to second on passed ball
- J. Pierre reached on fielder's choice, C. Coghlan to third
- B. Lyon relieved J. Hefner
- D. Solano singled to shallow right, C. Coghlan scored, J. Pierre to third
- P. Polanco intentionally walked, D. Solano to second
- J. Pierre scored, D. Solano to third, P. Polanco to second on wild pitch

You could delete the players from this and still know it was the Mets that did it.</font>

Edwin Encarnacion hit a fucking bomb tonight against Boston. Upper Deck.

BK*

Hooking.....foul.

Definitely the first upper deck home run at the Rogers Centre I've seen in quite some time.


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Tom Cheek

Lyle Overbay. Yeah.