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He's building up for his WWE Return.

He'll come out..... do a shimmy, grab the mic and go "GUESS WHAT, HOMES...... I LLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEED", and the fans will go banana.

Lock Jaw

10-01-2012 05:20 PM

I wish. :'(

BizarroKing

10-01-2012 05:30 PM

LOL Ryan Clark posted a link that reads "TNA officially announces Wrestlemania 29 event!"

http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/9...mania-29-event

Jura	10-01-2012 07:27 PM

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CSL	10-01-2012 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hanso (Post 3993464)

I think its more like two that dont fit...

Razor Ramon/Scott Hall in long tights yo!

Cool King

10-01-2012 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3993535)

He's building up for his WWE Return.

He'll come out..... do a shimmy, grab the mic and go "GUESS WHAT, HOMES...... I LLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEED", and the fans will go banana.

I've always thought that if that did happen, hardly anyone would be pissed at him for lying.

They would just be happy that he's alive.

Shadrick

10-01-2012 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3993535)

He's building up for his WWE Return.

He'll come out..... do a shimmy, grab the mic and go "GUESS WHAT, HOMES...... I LLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEED", and the fans will go banana.

I...I just....I think I would be so happy he's alive...and the mark in me would come out in such a full force that I would combust.

Cool King

10-01-2012 09:35 PM

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loopydate

10-01-2012 11:49 PM

Did you guys see the feature on WWE.com about "Paul Heyman Guys?" Paul made a list of ten guys that are "his" for one reason or another. Really interesting read, and I actually learned some new things.

James Steele

10-02-2012 01:07 AM

:lol: @ all those "Team Hell No" shirts.

bigslimjj

10-02-2012 03:06 AM

#BROKEN Hasney

10-02-2012 03:25 AM

Have they got a new t-shirt designer? Because they're all pretty awesome and I even hate Zack Ryder.

XL	10-02-2012 07:08 AM

The Ziggler, Miz and the first Hell No shirts are great.

Jura	10-02-2012 08:14 AM

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Innovator

10-02-2012 09:05 AM

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Following the release of Kelly Kelly from its Divas roster, World Wrestling Entertainment has found a suitable replacement in child pageant contestant and reality TV star Honey Boo Boo.

“Although we wish Kelly Kelly all the best in her future endeavors, we think members of the WWE Universe will hardly notice she’s gone, thanks to the arrival of Honey Boo Boo,” reads a WWE press release issued today.

The star of a hugely popular TLC reality program about a pudgy pageant princess and her hillbilly family, Honey Boo Boo (real name Alana Thompson) is expected to debut on WWE programming soon with a match against Natalya.

Although she has received much less formal in-ring training than Kelly Kelly, Honey Boo Boo is widely believed to be a more proficient and entertaining professional wrestler than her predecessor.

“At the very least, Honey Boo Boo knows how to run the ropes,” said wrestling analyst Oliver Wadrick. “Kelly Kelly never quite figured that one out.”

Before hiring Honey Boo Boo, WWE reportedly considered replacing Kelly Kelly with a pair of silicone implants capped with a blond wig.

Innovator

10-02-2012 09:06 AM

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Annoying fan speaks only in wrestling lingo

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Tyler McKinney annoying refers to his replica title belts as “straps.”
Tyler McKinney, a self-described “smark” and avid member of the so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC), has the supremely annoying habit of speaking in nothing but “insider” wrestling lingo.

Described by some acquaintances as “pretentious wrestling know-it-all,” McKinney refers to WWE as “The Fed,” says “hood” instead of “mask,” and often drops the term “no-selling” into everyday conversation.

One of McKinney’s recent posts in the Squared Circle forum on Reddit reads: “The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate.”

McKinney is reportedly extremely aggravating to sit beside at live wrestling shows, because he shouts out phrases like “hot tag,” “rest hold” and “blade job” whenever he sees such a “spot.”

Friends of McKinney say he might be less annoying if he had a girlfriend, but so far he has been unable to find what he refers to as a “ring rat.”

KaosDarksol

10-02-2012 10:12 AM

Do they wonder why he can't find a girlfriend

Hanso Amore

10-02-2012 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3993662)

Razor Ramon/Scott Hall in long tights yo!

I saw that too, was a bit confused but I think I remember seeing that once or twice.

I thought you meant the fact that there are 9 people on the Poster. 7 of them are Hall of Fame Calibur stars. a Few are in the elite of all time.

Then add Virgil, who at least had a big feud with the Million dollar man.

And the Berzerker, who never did shit.

Hanso Amore

10-02-2012 10:46 AM

That Red Team Hell No shirt is pretty fucking amazing

#BROKEN Hasney

10-02-2012 12:21 PM

Always find it weird on the 2003 PPV DVDs that they have to replace a bunch of themes like Taker's and Booker T's but they still have the rights to TATU for Victoria.

Love that theme too.

Supreme Olajuwon

10-02-2012 12:23 PM

which Booker T theme can they not use?

#BROKEN Hasney

10-02-2012 12:32 PM

His normal CAN YOU DIG IT SUKKA theme. Replaced with some MIDI sounding crap on the Judgement Day 2003 DVD.

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Juan	10-02-2012 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jura (Post 3994311)

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http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=100066

Supreme Olajuwon

10-02-2012 02:41 PM

A humorous tweet:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Something to think about when you spell check before @ tweeting me; no word in the English language has an actual number in it (1,2,3 etc.)</p>— Antonio Cesaro (@AntonioCesaro) <a href="https://twitter.com/AntonioCesaro/status/251500343626711041" data-datetime="2012-09-28T01:55:29+00:00">September 28, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Innovator

10-02-2012 02:44 PM

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Emperor Smeat

10-02-2012 02:47 PM

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We would have gone with a pile driver, but his move was OK, too.

Former WWE star Shawn Daivari told TMZ that he performed an expert wrestling move and saved the day when a passenger went berserk on an airport-bound train out of Minneapolis on Thursday.

The perp reportedly threatened to kill everyone on the train and was yelling racial slurs, but Daivari wasn't having that. He says he used a rear naked choke hold -- classic move -- to subdue the would-be killer.

He told the site it was all he could think to do at the time. He and other passengers had pressed an emergency button to call for help, but nobody came.

"I wasn't going to wait any longer to see if a cop showed up," Daivari said.

Witnesses said Daivari squeezed the violent passenger's neck so hard he peed his pants. Then the wrestler threw the man out at the next stop.

Metro Transit Rail told TMZ that "Metro Transit police responded after being alerted by the train operator to a fight on board. The investigation is ongoing."

Daivari left WWE in 2007 for live TNA wrestling, according to ProWrestling.net. No matter what organization he's a part of, at least he's proven that pro wrestling is real, as some Twitter users pointed out.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_1932018.html

Dark-Slicer Diago

10-02-2012 04:17 PM

Nice work from Davari, too bad there wasn't room for a Frog Splash.

SlickyTrickyDamon

10-02-2012 04:25 PM

Aleyaaaaa

Cool King

10-02-2012 04:30 PM

That Daivari story reminds me of the time when some drunk guy tried to start a fight with my best friend. He went over to my friend, pushed him to the ground and went to kick him, but without even thinking about it, I ran towards the guy and went around him and put him into a full nelson.

I then threw him to the side, "Chris Master style" I guess, and he picked himself up and ran over to me and started shouting in my face and threatening to punch me.