Speed - 7/10

Why am I attracted to Sandra Bullock?

Because she is good looking?

Doctor Strange-7/10

Typical marvel outing. I really like Benedict in this movie, and the visuals and fight scenes were entertaining.

Moana-8/10
Cute movie. Moana's dad reminded me of Peter Maivia. The songs were good and the movie was fun.

Kong: Skull Island-7/10
Very fun monster movie. Lots of Kong destroying shit and people. He wasn't as humanized as the Peter Jackson version, but he was given a nice amount of sentimental touches. Also, I'd marry Brie Larson's smile.

Logan-10/10
Best X-Men film to date, by a mile. Gritty, thrilling, touching and overall exhausting. Jackman was excellent and even jarring with his performance. One of the best comic book movies of all time, I think.

Kong: Skull Island

3/10

The lobster: 8/10

Lot of people complain about ambiguous endings. Im not one of them. But if you have some knowledge about lobsters the ending isnt ambiguous at all

I saw an awesome little Western style cop thriller called "The Hollow Point" recently.
It has dreadful reviews but I loved it. Patrick Wilson is the tits and there are a few cool little trope busts in there too.
Critics are joyless bastards at times.

Logan - 9/10

A beautiful sendoff to the character. Easily one of the best "superhero" films ever made.

Manchester by the Sea - 8/10

Too many feels in this movie. Casey Affleck was exceptional.

Get Out - 8.5/10. Absolutely loved it, and I'm not usually a fan of the "horror" type movies, although I'd classify this one much more of a thriller. Regardless, it was wonderful....

Logan 6/10. Action was great but I lost all interest in the girl once she started talking.

Kong Skull Island 9/10. Damn good movie with a stellar cast. Sets up this Monsterverse pretty well.

Note to self: never take simple fans reccomendations seriously

It's not a recommendation it just what I thought of it. You and I have a way different taste in movies.

And that's your opinion. I don't feel bad about my opinion at all. I've talked to others that didn't care for Logan as well. It was a good movie but wasn't this masterpiece people make it out to be to me, other seem to think it is, that's fine.

You gave skull island a 9/10

You picked your handle right, you're very simple

Yeah I liked the movie and only had a tiny problem with it. I take it you didn't that's fine but what makes you the be all end all of movie reviews.

You gave skull island a 9/10.

I sure did. Thought it was the King Kong movie yet.

Bet simple fan and fangle would hit it off

Haven't seen either of those movies but I think you may be over reacting a bit. You didn't like Kong I get it, from what I've seen and heard a lot of people did. Just like I don't think Logan was all that great, but a lot of people do. You don't have to be snobby about it though, we could have a good conversation about what I liked and you didn't I think.

Jetsons: Robo-Rasslemania 5/7

Passengers: 3/5

Some good stuff but it never really came together. Not terrible. If you're looking for good sci-fi concepts, nothing much to see here. Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence are pretty good in it.

Simple Fan is citing possible plot holes in Logan but defended Batman v Superman and its many plot holes to the death. Claimed people were going in looking for a problem.

I guess it kind of funny but I didn't go into Logan looking for a problem, maybe you didn't with Dawn of Justice. I've stated the problems I had with Dawn of Justice but I did think it was a great movie. I was actually excited to see Logan with all the positive reviews but it just didn't live up to them for me. I wouldn't call my what I had to say about Logan as plot holes either, they were just minor things that threw me off from the movie. I liked it I just didn't love it like most.

Skull island is just shy of the perfect film tho

Yeah. From a story, character, pacing, editing and overall presentation standpoint Logan is miles better than BvS. You may enjoy one more than the other. But it doesn't change that Logan is far better structurally as a functioning piece of story telling than BvS or Kong, and I enjoyed Kong.

I enjoyed Logan as well but it just didn't connect with me like Dawn of Justice did. My ratings are based on my initial feelings of once I leave the theater and my experience. I've watched movies again and had different opinion after seeing it in my home.

Skull Island didn't leave me with any head scratching questions and I thought it set up this Monsterverse well so I gave it a high rating. My experience at the theater was good. When seeing Logan there were parts of the movie that threw me off of the story and left me questioning why they did it, so I gave it a lower rating but still a good one. Once I watch it at home I may like it better.

That's how you see it I guess but I'm not comparing Skull Island to any other movie when I rate it. It's purely how I felt after seeing the movie. For me Skull Island was a good movie that I had no problems with so 9 felt right at the time. I will say I had more time to think about Logan and talk about it with friends befor posting my rating because I didn't do it after seeing it.

I wish you'd do a movie I've actually seen.

Well you have really shitty taste and i dont watch many popcorn flicks unless i get drug along

I just think you take your movies more serious than I do. I know my taste are different but everyone can't be the same. Hell I think the best comic book movie ever is Punisher War Zone and people hated that movie. Was hoping Logan was going to be as profane as it.

War Zone was good. Like a 7/10. Really fun wish theyd make more. Keep the budget low...series is cannon now thougn so its moot.

The disconnect here is i see a medium for art and you probably go off adrenaline highs.

Still kong was flat for an entire act. Movie totally phoned it in and played it safe. You've seen that movie dozens of times. We all have. Maybe you like "that movie" theres a reason they release "that movie" a coiple of times a year every year...but a 9/10...crazy

Good to know someone else likes War Zone. That's just how The Punisher should be represented. You are correct movies are entertainment to me not a work of art. I can get safe but they wrapped safe in a lot of action and I loved the fact that Mason and Conrad didn't have a long drawn out love story in the middle of the movie. It was just satisfying to me while Logan was a lot more confusing at parts of it.

The Karate Kid - I had never seen this movie before, so it didn't have that glow of nostalgia while watching it but it was good I guess. Ralph Macchio is actually a good actor, very natural, and likeable as New Jersey wop. Little bit corny, but I still liked it, a little bit long though.

The Karate Kid Part 2 - Daniel Larusso and Mr Miyagi go to Okinawa! Surprisingly well shot with a nice score,it almost would have felt like an art-house movie if not for scenes of a scrawny teenager karate chopping blocks of ice in a crowded bar. Plot is a bit shit, and it's almost comical the way Mr Miyagi's old rival (now successful business man) keeps showing up and challenging Mr Miyagi to a fight. Stuff about honour and saving a village and then there is a big storm. The ending goes off the rails with the business man's nephew zip lining into a dance and challenging Daniel to a fight to the death! I still liked it, a little bit long though.

Battle of Algiers - This was a re watch. One of my favourite movies of all time. The film is over 50 years old and it's still the best movie dealing with Western powers fighting guerrilla forces (terrorists). You would think some contemporary filmmaker would apply this movies style to a more modern conflict like Iraq or something. Great movie.

Really like how Simple Fan reacts to being criticized.

If you watched skull island you wouldnt

NINE OUT OF TEN

Lol

I dunno, I really like King Kong.

Man i fucking love king kong. Ive literally seen every kong film ever. Godzilla too.

Go To watch the movie and rate is a 10/10 for you.

Translation?

Also:

Skull Island is to Kong what Matthew Broderick is to Godzilla

9/10 tho. Nearly flawless

Just watched it. 10/10. Skull Island rocks.

This made me laugh out loud.

Logan is a 3/10 due to shitty writing.

:lol:

ITS CONTAGIOUS

i thought it rocked. violent and fun.

i will fight you shirtless

jesus christ this last page is cancer

I don't think I've heard of that one.

GET OUT - 9/10

It was worth watching it in the cinema.

Damn... scares. Getting my tires changed so I went into the movie theater to pass the time. Either Skull Island 3D or Lego Batman. Oh, and Beauty and the beast which I would so have went to instead but there were like 30 couples in line for that movie.

Skull Island here I come!

Logan - 4/5

Totally want to see BatB. Think I'll take a half day this weekend and go see it.

Swiss Army Man - 6/10

Castaway meets weekend at bernie's on acid.

Logan - Cool. 8/10

Deadpool
Really dumb

Skull Island 7/10. Good monster movie.

Get Out - 9/10

Holy shit! I wasn't expecting it to be so good.

fuck you

everyone's entitled to their opinion, unless that opinion is retarded.

Thats what ive been trying to say

I liked the movie just thought the love story shit was dumb but it was a Valentine movie so it is what it is. Would like to have seen the sequel released on Halloween and have a horror theme to it.

Deadpool absolutely does not need a themed sequel.

Deadpool is a horse, not a camel.

The opposite of Fan's opinions will routinely be true. For example if he thinks a horror deadpool film would work they should instead make a family freindly cartoon series. "Deadpool and friends."

I think he just wants to see this:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ypd_poster.jpg

Troma knew what was horrific and what wasn't.

and i think he's a fucking moron.

and his father is a bilbery bun.

well, was, cause i fucking ate him. eat shit, you fucking hamster.

I Daniel Blake - This was good. It was about a middle aged Carpenter in the UK who has a heart attack, loses his disability benefits and has to apply for employment allowance while he appeals his benefits case. Recommended to any posters following the Cool King/Seanny One Ball Saga.

Canoa: A Shameful Memory - Solid.

What do you mean

What are you trying to say

wait, you did not get it.

i am trying to say your opinion sucks and your father is a toy.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows - 7.5/10

I had fun watching it..... leaps and bounds better than the first one. Some fun action, and some "interesting character stuff"...... but the resolution to the "interesting character stuff" seemed way rushed (along with a bunch of other things feeling way rushed), and the villain(s) and their motives were paper thin........

Power Rangers 8/10 Solid origin movie. Could have used some more fighting though I think.

I was mentioned in a movie summary...

Jesus.

Life - 6/10

Didn't live to my expectations but a solid watch.

Power Rangers 7/10

John Wick - 4 out of 5

Fences - 6/10

Felt like a play on the screen. It was nice and felt realistic...dunno.

Five came back- 8/10

While its purpose as propoganda to support Hollywood's "role" in the military industrial complex is very clear its still a great look at cinema history through that filter. Well done and compelling watch.

The Discovery - 2.5 / 5

Another movie with a great premise that has me intrigued from the get-go but disappointingly does almost nothing with it (see: The Purge 1)

Kong: Skull Island - 5/10

Fun!

John Wick: Chapter 2 - 9/10

Highly enjoyed it..... thought it was leaps and bounds better than the first one......

American Ultra 10/10

Lucy 10/10

"Chicken" is so good it's almost a perfect film. Every performance in it is pure and strong, particularly the lead.
This film is revitalising.

Moonlight - 8/10

It was very emotional and touching.

The Neon Demon - 2.5/4

Kinda cool. Kinda not. Some trippy shit but the characters had no depth. Good experience I guess. Story you're probably familiar with just now on acid.

Swiss Army Man - 5/10

It was hard for me to comprehend. I guess that was the intention. Whoever made it was trippin balls.

Dark Places - 7/10

Face Of An Angel - 4/10

The Neon Demon is one of the worst films ever made. It's so empty and vapid that I'd almost take it as a spoof on the model mentality were it not so obviously supposed to be avant garde. The real tragedy is that it was beautifully filmed.

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: 6/10

Couldnt sleep. Watched for Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick. Enjoyed it for a romcom.

I dunno if it was one of the worst ever made, but it wasnt what i would call good. I mostly like when people take chances even if it fails though.

Thanks for chiming in. Not sure what other think or would think of this.

I don't hate many films and recently there has been very little to complain about but Neon Demon was basically Winding Refn making a two hour long, big budget film school project.

Well, at least it had a shower scene with those two tall blondes. I'm not usually one for the tall model looking gals, but that chick who played Sarah was hot. That's worth half a star.

Fate Of The Furious

8/10

Second best after Fast 5.