Lord Voldemort?

Charles Montgomery Punk

CM Punk is busy getting had on MTV by nobodies

WWE have cancelled their Manchester show. They will visit victims of this week's attack instead.

I'm sure they'll make sure to have a camera crew there to capture the visits.

#philanthropyisthefutureofmarketing

Asuka is so fucking dope. I love her. She can be champ forever. That's fine. That's appropriate.

They should just let her be champ forever.

Yeah.... pretty "obvious" that Ember Moon is going to beat her, but I really wish she would just debut on the main roster still undefeated (and then go on a long undefeated streak on the main roster)

Charlotte should end Asuka's streak. Need to make sure people know she's the most important.

Vastardikai'd
 

I likely gave Creative an idea... :-\

C'mon guys, this is the obvious set up to introduce Aurora Levesque who will squash Asuka in 10 seconds.

I'm out, so I won't post it to the front page half cut, but XPac drug charges news:

I'm not as high on her as most/many but I'd be down for this. She's heading for 2 years undefeated in September, they could easily take that to 3 years during her time on the main roster. When was the last time someone went undefeated for 3 years?

Does anyone listen to the Edge and Christian podcast? Is it good?

Also, I don't really dig Ember Moon that much. I'm a bigger fan of Billie Kay and Peyton Royce. None of them should beat Asuka, though.

I feel like I don't know who Ember Moon is. Like, why are her eyes red? Is she supposed to be a warewolf? They need to give her the "Who is..." treatment.

They're really good. Most of them are good in a "if you like Edge and Christian humour", but the most recent one is anatomy of a match where they talk to HBK and Foley to break down their match at Mind Games and it is fantastic.

That would definitely be helpful. It's not that she's bad or anything. I just don't...get her.

She has a similar problem Nia Jax has in the sense of having different directions going on at the same time and/or the wrestler not fitting with the idea they want.

They've done a few videos trying to show her more in an underdog or sympathetic light but it clashes with her entrance and stuff hyped about her.

Nia has a similar problem where they try to portray her as a beast because of her size but Nia doesn't really come off as being intimidating or someone who'd be more comfortable in a different role.

What they need to do is have Asuka show up on the main roster and have her forfeit the title because she's above it. Then she can start squashing dudes like Hawkins, Ryder, etc. And move her up into the IC/US title scene.

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YES.

If the corrector of incorrections will allow, the "CM" is an homage/tribute to Chuck Mosley of band Faith No More.

I was so disappointed when she talked for the first time, and sounded like a normal woman. Everything about her look, wrestling style, and entrance screams for a character with mystique. Something to match Asuka's own mystique.

Mystique is a fun word.

Edge and Christian's podcast is amazing. The one with Dreamer and bad gimmicks had me laughing my ass off. They remind me of the Sklar Brothers. I generally dislike wrestler podcasts (Jericho, JR) but this one is great

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Hadn't even dawned on me that the WWE champion didn't have any merchandise.

Holy Shit.....

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they will pump it out now just in time for india trips.

I want all those shirts except Romans.

For those interested in some free indie wrestling, WrestleCircus is currently holding a free ippv event on IRWNetwork website. Event started at 7pm EST so probably around an hour or so left.

https://irwnetwork.com/wrestle-circus

Originally only a portion of tonight's show was going to be free but a recent Twitter promotion ended up being very successful so they made the entire event for free (live only, VOD version not included though).

This is the event and card:
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IRW Network also holding a free trial of their service till June 1st.

The American equivalent of this t-shirt would be with a Statue of Liberty and the bald eagle.

How do your ancestors feel bout that t-shirt?

Wait, let me grab my ouija board.

Ok, let me know the results

John Cena vs AJ Styles first ever untouchable match

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