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Innovator 08-15-2012 02:10 PM
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I used to travel for a living as a software trainer and part of the perks of traveling every week was free first class upgrades most of the time. I was on an evening flight from Atlanta to Hartford, Conn., about five years ago, and as I was sitting in my plush Delta first class seat I saw a 7-foot-tall white guy with long hair walk by me. I thought to myself "That's Kevin Nash" and thought nothing of it as I had stopped watching wrestling back when WCW went defunct.

So midway through the flight I had to use the restroom and Kevin is standing up at the front chatting up the flight attendant who was a moderately attractive middle aged woman. So as I walk by I kind of nod to him as I am about to walk into the bathroom. He says something along the line of "you don't want to go in there". I asked if someone had taken a dump and he made the universal sign for something that smells like shit. So I smile and go in anyways. (It didn't smell at all).

As I exit the restroom I decided to tell him that I was a huge fan of his past performances when I was a kid. His line back was priceless. "What, the gay porn?" and then he cracked up and shook my hand and I went back to my seat laughing my ass off. He was an all-around good guy!

Corporate CockSnogger 08-15-2012 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BizarroKing (Post 3949676)
http://pwinsider.com/article/71123/t...y-doo.html?p=1

SCOOBY-DOOBY DOO...YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Lol yessssssss, that will be great.

Innovator 08-15-2012 02:15 PM
Quote:
Oh my god. I thought I was alone on this. I didnt know there was a support group. Here's my story:

My friend and I were walking around South Hills Village Mall in Pittsburgh back in 2005 and stumbled upon Virgil sitting at a table in the middle of the mall. Just him at a table selling his merchandise. This was not a show or anything, just some sort of Virgil mall kiosk. Seeing that he was alone and no person was talking to him, I knew engaging would be a bad idea. As we walked by I said "Hey Virgil. Loved your work. I had your action figure". He replied "Thanks, I have some if you want to buy one". Again, seeing the situation, we knew it was a bad idea to engage, so we walked away. About a minute later, I realized that he was still continuing the conversation despite the fact that we were about 50 feet away. He was talking about what all he had for sale. I replied something about how cool it was when he won the million dollar belt and then ducked into a store.

It didnt stop there. Thinking he was still at the table, we went back out and kept on walking. My friend stopped at a kiosk further down to talk to a woman selling phones, mostly cause she was hot. In about 2 minutes, Virgil came up from behind and came into the conversation. Literally, no clue as to what he was talking about, but somehow he interjected to the point of now hitting on the woman. As he was trying to get her phone number, my friend and I made an exit and tried to get away. At least a half hour later, he came up and talked to us again in a completely different part of the mall. At this point, I had to ask if anyone was watching his table. He brushed it off and kept talking. I think we faked a death or something to get out of there. When we left the mall, I kept looking in the mirror to see if he was chasing us down like the T1000.

Innovator 08-15-2012 02:17 PM
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In the Summer of 2003, I went to one of Frank Goodman's infamous USA Pro Wrestling shows in Long Island. CM Punk came out to watch the show after his match and we chatted for a while before he went to look at some photos some fans had taken at another show. In the meantime, since the match in the ring was an awful one featuring Goodman's trademark ticket sellers (untrained guys who get on the shows for selling X number of tickets), I went to look at the gimmick tables. This is where I encountered...

WRESTLING SUPERSTAR VIRGIL!

Well, this predates the banner and meme, but there he was in his NWO shirt, doing his thing. As I approach the table, it looks like he has nice 8x10 glossies of a pretty cool looking WWF Magazine cover with him and Ted DiBiase, so I figure there's no harm in asking, as his rep wasn't as well known yet. As he tells me the price, I got a closer look at the photos: Instead of scanning the magazine cover, he took a photo of it, and he did such a terrible job that there was flare from the flash right in the middle of of the print. Obviously I wasn't going to buy it, so I decided to make my escape with an "Umm, ok, I'll think about it for now." At this point he does the usual switch from fan-friendly Virgil to the Virgil who's going to try to bully you into buying a photo, so I walk away.

Fast forward a little bit.

Punk ends up sitting at Virgil's table and talking to him for a little while. After going to the restroom or another gimmick table or something else I can't remember, I was walking by the table to get back to my seat. Virgil is STILL pissed off at me for not buying one of his awful photos, and decides that he needs to get revenge. By shooting rubber bands at me.

A grown-ass man and minor celebrity decided to shot rubber bands at me for having the temerity to ask how much his awful photos were and then not buy one.

So I stood there wondering if I was hallucinating as an angry Virgil shot rubber bands at me while CM Punk looked on, stunned into silence with this amazing "What the FUCK?" look on his face.

Skippord 08-15-2012 03:09 PM
Kris P Lettus is gonna get so upset about that

Lock Jaw 08-15-2012 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BizarroKing (Post 3949676)
http://pwinsider.com/article/71123/t...y-doo.html?p=1

SCOOBY-DOOBY DOO...YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
I seriously cannot wait for this.

Emperor Smeat 08-15-2012 04:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7xzEE.gif

http://i.imgur.com/Aa505.gif

Ermaximus 08-15-2012 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3949766)
I seriously cannot wait for this.
"Sin Cara will voice the animated version of himself."

....Has Cara said a word yet in the WWE? Does this mean his animated character is just going to stand there and not do a damned thing?

Corporate CockSnogger 08-15-2012 04:51 PM
Feel as though The Undertaker should definitely be in it. Also looking forward to the running through multiple doors in a corrider scene with John Cena.

Ermaximus 08-15-2012 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iginfest (Post 3949805)
Feel as though The Undertaker should definitely be in it. Also looking forward to the running through multiple doors in a corrider scene with John Cena.
For kicks they should animate that Fred kid and have him chasing Cena through the doors.

Undertaker is a must for this if Kane is. Also, it needs Paul Bearer as the villain.

"I would've gotten away with it tooooooooo, if it weren't for you pesky kids, your dog, and THE UNDERTAKER!!!!"

CSL 08-15-2012 05:26 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KljdBM3ct1M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

for Cool King, whiteyford and anybody else interested in a "Scottish wrestler". Guy's name is Grado, his name is getting around the UK scene a bit mainly because he's pretty hilarious

Lock Jaw 08-15-2012 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3949801)
"Sin Cara will voice the animated version of himself."

....Has Cara said a word yet in the WWE? Does this mean his animated character is just going to stand there and not do a damned thing?
They will mic up the sound of him pointing.

CSL 08-15-2012 05:33 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C6_jvOJ6KWA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

just for a Michelle McManus reference

Savio 08-15-2012 05:39 PM
No way that first story about Virgil is real.

Cool King 08-15-2012 06:10 PM
EricMinnesota's last mashup.

He announced on his channel that's he'll no longer be creating mashups.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/muwrZb7UoVo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ultra Mantis 08-15-2012 06:48 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TqeM6MtnMHo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

There are no words.

Cool King 08-15-2012 07:22 PM

SammyG 08-15-2012 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tazz Dan (Post 3949456)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>everyone brings up my quad tear 99% of you weak ass bitches would have died on oxys to deal with it.Nash stronger than mortal marks</p>&mdash; Kevin Nash (@RealKevinNash) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/235673739730235392" data-datetime="2012-08-15T09:46:12+00:00">August 15, 2012</a></blockquote>
<script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/realkevinnash"><s>@</s><b>realkevinnash</b></a> 99% of us also wouldn't have torn a quad walking.</p>&mdash; Daniel House (@tazz_dan) <a href="https://twitter.com/tazz_dan/status/235675483491164160" data-datetime="2012-08-15T09:53:08+00:00">August 15, 2012</a></blockquote>
<script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-in-reply-to="235675483491164160"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/tazz_dan"><s>@</s><b>tazz_dan</b></a> not for 7 figures</p>&mdash; Kevin Nash (@RealKevinNash) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/235678506779017217" data-datetime="2012-08-15T10:05:09+00:00">August 15, 2012</a></blockquote>
<script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Hahahahahha awesome

WrasslorMonkey 08-15-2012 07:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ObrOQ.gif

KaosDarksol 08-15-2012 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Beth Phoenix Fan (Post 3949559)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="http://t.co/t2SCeTSV" title="http://twitter.com/BPmattmorgan/status/235478626940878848/photo/1">twitter.com/BPmattmorgan/s…</a></p>&mdash; Matt Morgan (@BPmattmorgan) <a href="https://twitter.com/BPmattmorgan/status/235478626940878848" data-datetime="2012-08-14T20:50:54+00:00">August 14, 2012</a></blockquote>

spoiler alert?
Nope not a spoiler at all

Emperor Smeat 08-15-2012 08:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/on65u.gif

Cool King 08-15-2012 10:10 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...hfqo1_1280.png

Lock Jaw 08-15-2012 10:10 PM
NO

BizarroKing 08-16-2012 01:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 3949724)
Oh my god. I thought I was alone on this. I didnt know there was a support group. Here's my story:

My friend and I were walking around South Hills Village Mall in Pittsburgh back in 2005 and stumbled upon Virgil sitting at a table in the middle of the mall. Just him at a table selling his merchandise. This was not a show or anything, just some sort of Virgil mall kiosk. Seeing that he was alone and no person was talking to him, I knew engaging would be a bad idea. As we walked by I said "Hey Virgil. Loved your work. I had your action figure". He replied "Thanks, I have some if you want to buy one". Again, seeing the situation, we knew it was a bad idea to engage, so we walked away. About a minute later, I realized that he was still continuing the conversation despite the fact that we were about 50 feet away. He was talking about what all he had for sale. I replied something about how cool it was when he won the million dollar belt and then ducked into a store.

It didnt stop there. Thinking he was still at the table, we went back out and kept on walking. My friend stopped at a kiosk further down to talk to a woman selling phones, mostly cause she was hot. In about 2 minutes, Virgil came up from behind and came into the conversation. Literally, no clue as to what he was talking about, but somehow he interjected to the point of now hitting on the woman. As he was trying to get her phone number, my friend and I made an exit and tried to get away. At least a half hour later, he came up and talked to us again in a completely different part of the mall. At this point, I had to ask if anyone was watching his table. He brushed it off and kept talking. I think we faked a death or something to get out of there. When we left the mall, I kept looking in the mirror to see if he was chasing us down like the T1000.
This makes me feel we should do something along the lines of the Otunga meme we started, but with Virgil, just popping up in random places. And I have the perfect pic to do it with too!

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2220/2...a3990c43c0.jpg

BizarroKing 08-16-2012 01:19 AM
Or any of these could work too

http://blogimages.thescore.com/after...-superstar.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/comic-con05/27.jpg

http://www.smashvillewrestling.com/images/virgil.jpg

Lock Jaw 08-16-2012 01:25 AM
http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/i...88040c55/l.jpg

Lock Jaw 08-16-2012 01:27 AM
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/ph...d/dsc02003.jpg

Lock Jaw 08-16-2012 01:29 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5...1f4ro1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2...1f4ro1_500.png

http://countingthelights.com/ftp://g.../04/event1.jpg

But at the end of the day:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/post/11/...349584_n_2.jpg

Lock Jaw 08-16-2012 01:30 AM
http://lonelyvirgil.tumblr.com/

Xero 08-16-2012 01:35 AM
Does DiBiase ever appear with him or do the signs only mention him to get people interested?

Lock Jaw 08-16-2012 01:39 AM
Probably just to lure them into his net.

Emperor Smeat 08-16-2012 01:43 AM
http://www.premieranimalattractions.com/virgil.jpg
Virgil has a pet tiger because he thinks cats are for wimps.

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/headlies/.../virgil2-0.jpg
Virgil thinks Taker blatantly copied his idea of an undefeated streak at Mania.

http://www.rfvideo.com/ProductImages/shoots/virgil.jpg
Virgil is soo cool he has his own dvd set .... wait someone actually made a dvd about Virgil?

Nicky Fives 08-16-2012 05:50 AM
poor Virgil.....

#1-norm-fan 08-16-2012 05:54 AM
lol. Virgil is 2-0 at WrestleMania.

FEED HIM MORE!

Cool King 08-16-2012 08:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3950102)
Does DiBiase ever appear with him or do the signs only mention him to get people interested?
They appeared together at an indy show here last year. I didn't manage to go to that event so I don't know how it went.

But the Indy fed did make a really awkward promo featuring Virgil where he looks at castles in Scotland for Ted DiBiase to buy.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0y5bOoJuN_0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DiBiase is coming back to my area next Saturday but without Virgil. Tatanka will be coming back for a second time and Chavo Guerrero and Roddy Piper will be appearing for the first time.

It'll also be DiBiase's third time appearing. I don't know why, but he must love Dundee if he's always coming back. That, or funnily enough he needs the money.

Though I'm sure it's the latter. :(

Innovator 08-16-2012 10:01 AM
https://p.twimg.com/A0RzufWCIAAsUAn.jpg:large

VSG 08-16-2012 10:06 AM
WWE has signed Del Rio's younger brother, and has given him the name Memo Montenegro :'(

VSG 08-16-2012 10:07 AM
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/im...340&h=234&q=75

Looks more like Ricardo than Alberto Del Rio frankly.

Kris P Lettus 08-16-2012 11:42 AM
<iframe width="853" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iNAv6vcmEZ0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cool King 08-16-2012 12:10 PM
I didn't know Harry Smith was venturing into MMA.


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