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Emperor Smeat 03-16-2014 12:19 AM

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SlickyTrickyDamon 03-16-2014 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4395444)
We have the worst commentators in existence for the local wrasslin show we cover... Seriously just terrible....

Two fat slobs who are more concerned with putting themselves over and "being cool". Both of them act like the "bad guys" and rip apart everybody who isn't a heel... except for one heel who is a "masked Mexican" and so they rip him apart too. Occasionally, though, they will even dig at the heels who they were just praising.

There is one heel in particular who they are both "in love" with... we taped three shows yesterday... and the "story" was that he was kept off the first show... so they kept incessantly talking about him for two whole episodes... and then when he finally had a match they pretty much ignored him and just started making jabs and jokes and "innuendo" about his female valet.

Worst thing they did was the big title match... that they have been building towards for three shows... it is going on... and they are freaking ignoring it. Talking about other sports, talking about themselves as usual.... saying things like "Ahahaha! Look at that grom in the crowd, he can't even spell! We need to get a shot of his sign! Can we get a shot of his sign?! [Calls out camera guy by name, who can't hear him], can you spin around and get a shot of that sign?! We need to get a shot of that!"

No. We do not. How about you talk about the major title match going on in the ring right now? With the heel that you have been cheering for for three shows to take the belt? Look at your monitor and talk about what is on the screen, and don't just look around at the crowd.

It was just terrible.

WCW announcers.

Tom Guycott 03-16-2014 12:57 AM

No, at least WCW announcers would have called the match. Now, every other move would have been a "sidewalk slam", but at least they wouldn't have been fixated on the crowd signs.

Mongo Lloyd 03-16-2014 01:24 AM

nope

Lock Jaw 03-16-2014 01:33 AM

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Savio 03-16-2014 01:52 AM

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GD 03-16-2014 02:04 AM

Remember when John Cena wanted to face Wade Barrett / Ted DiBiase Jr. at Mania?

Poit 03-16-2014 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Savior (Post 4395653)

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Lock Jaw 03-16-2014 02:23 AM

Such a sad picture. Making me feel really glum, chums....

GD 03-16-2014 02:25 AM

It's amazing how less I care about Christian since he first won the real World Heavyweight Championship after Edge retired.

GD 03-16-2014 02:38 AM

Loved Christian's old theme

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Lock Jaw 03-16-2014 03:03 AM

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Lock Jaw 03-16-2014 03:09 AM

Dropkick!

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Lock Jaw 03-16-2014 03:11 AM

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Shadrick 03-16-2014 03:37 AM

i lol'd lock jaw

GD 03-16-2014 03:42 AM

Cool post, bro :y:

owenbrown 03-16-2014 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by FacePalmMonkey (Post 4395655)
Remember when John Cena wanted to face Wade Barrett / Ted DiBiase Jr. at Mania?

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4395650)


XL 03-16-2014 03:55 PM

They should give someone a massive hypochondriac gimmick. Constantly concerned about everything. A headache is a tumour, a cough is cancer. He should worry about everything that could go wrong. Call them "The Ultimate Worrier". Thinking CJ Parker.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2014 04:01 PM

Didn't Eric Young have a paranoid worried about everything/scared about getting fired/scared of his own pyro gimmick?

SlickyTrickyDamon 03-16-2014 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadrick (Post 4395682)
i lol'd lock jaw

I love that Bleamus sig.

Innovator 03-16-2014 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4395763)
Didn't Eric Young have a paranoid worried about everything/scared about getting fired/scared of his own pyro gimmick?

Which led to him being a superhero to counterbalance the neurosis, then dropped all of that to be a super heel leading the World Elite, then dropped that to pal around with Nash and Hall before getting a concussion and stripping in matches and tying up with refs, which then morphed into basically being a scientist.

Innovator 03-16-2014 06:11 PM

I'm skipping over the "Robert Roode" saga which never ended

Cool King 03-16-2014 06:15 PM

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Lock Jaw 03-16-2014 06:43 PM

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XL 03-16-2014 07:01 PM

They should give Barrett a King Leonidas inspired gimmick just in time for the release of 300: Rise of an Empire, as he looks kinda like Gerard Butler.

Whilst we're at it, make Cesaro into a Jason Statham-a-like. Although I guess he'd be stepping on Cena's toes as "the guy that stars in those shit action flicks".

SlickyTrickyDamon 03-16-2014 07:57 PM

Happy 3/16 you sorry sombitches!

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Swiss Ultimate 03-16-2014 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4395797)

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#1-norm-fan 03-16-2014 09:22 PM

Why do I keep hearing stories about "potential buyers" for WWE?

Vince selling the company seems like a bizarre fucking notion but it seems like a "hot topic" all of a sudden.

Mercenary 03-16-2014 09:36 PM

So how many CM Punk marks will turn into the Talking Dead tonight in hopes he gives a hint about his WWE status only to be sad little fans when he doesn't same a damn word about it.

Droford 03-16-2014 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4395861)
Why do I keep hearing stories about "potential buyers" for WWE?

Vince selling the company seems like a bizarre fucking notion but it seems like a "hot topic" all of a sudden.

AMC wants to buy WWE
cm Punk will be on AMC tonight
Jumping to conclusions via Process of elimination.

CM Punk will be becoming back as the new owner of WWE.

Mercenary 03-16-2014 10:11 PM

10 minutes in No WWE talk..sorry Sad little CM Punk fans

Swiss Ultimate 03-16-2014 10:21 PM

What's he talking about? Zombies? Chicago? Chicago zombies?

Swiss Ultimate 03-16-2014 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by FacePalmMonkey (Post 4395671)
Loved Christian's old theme

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This is music to fuck to, not music to fake-fight after.

Mercenary 03-16-2014 10:23 PM

The episode of The Walking Dead that aired. The show is called Talking Dead not talking WWE

Innovator 03-16-2014 10:25 PM

Judging by his appearance, he's spent the last several weeks sleeping and getting a shower

Lock Jaw 03-16-2014 10:55 PM

OH MY!!! Batista just showed up on Talking Dead and BATISTA BOMBED CM Punk through the coffee table!!!!

Shadrick 03-16-2014 11:04 PM

I KNEW IT WAS A WORK, I CALLED IT ALL ALONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOO AHAHAHAHA WORK WOOOO RASSLE RASSLE WOOOO!

Tazz Dan 03-16-2014 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad (Post 4395407)
Jericho's books are probably two of my favourite books. Incredibly funny, interesting, and well-written.

That third one is probably has the lamest cover, but I'm sure the book itself will still be awesome.

I'll let everyone know what it's like once I've read it.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2014 11:41 PM

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Tom Guycott 03-16-2014 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4395889)
Judging by his appearance, he's spent the last several weeks sleeping and getting a shower

But did he get a clue?


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