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Corporate CockSnogger 06-05-2012 11:03 AM

My Desmond Hume style gimmick idea for Drew McIntyre was similar to this and was fantastic.

Swish 06-05-2012 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate (Post 3881130)
WCW already did this.

Am not bothered if WCW already did it..

Simpsons did everything South Park did too.

Am on about what if WWE did something like this...

Corporate CockSnogger 06-05-2012 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iginfest (Post 3858703)
It was basically a Desmond Hume gimmick which I've joked about them using with Drew in the past. It was also sort of a losing streak thing, which I think I was gonna do before the WWE actually gave him his losing streak.

It starts with him getting destroyed by some hoss, or getting a chairshot to the head or something and he gets concussion. The next week he would start "getting flashes" where he would see glimpses of the future (we wouldn't actually see this, he'd just start acting weird and mention it to a diva backstage or something). He would eventually start knowing the outcome of this matches before they happened. It would have started with him going up against some hosses or main event level guys, and he would just get in the ring and roll out as soon as the bell rang because "he knows" the outcome of the match was going to be him losing anyway, and he would just walk to the back almost depressed that he didn't even get a chance to fight.

Eventually some GM or whatever forces him to actually fight because they don't believe he's seeing any flashes, so instead he starts giving the commentators an envelope with the match result in to prove his power works, however he just keeps losing, which it says on his card inside the envelope every time. Obviously people still don't believe him because he's going up against all these hosses who destroy him, so anybody could predict that. Eventually he loses to someone lower down the card, which he also predicted correctly, so people assume he lost on purpose.

Eventually after a GM or whatever gets sick of him lying to them and throwing away matches, he gets put in against a high level player, like Orton or someone as punishment, and he wins out of the blue. He then gets on the mic and is like "check the card, brotha!" (doesn't have to say brotha but still :'() and he actually predicted he would beat the top guy.

I'm not sure where I would've headed with it after that though, probably something with him trying to change his visions at some point. Trying to win when he's "seen" that he would lose and when he "sees" himself winning he tries to lose, but somehow he keeps winning.


Corporate CockSnogger 06-05-2012 11:05 AM

Aight so that's more of a "psychic" gimmick than a time travel one but whatever.

CSL 06-05-2012 11:05 AM

replace "the commercials" with "Punk and Danielson" and we have a St. Jimmy post

loopydate 06-05-2012 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whiteyford (Post 3881132)
Really?

Yeah, there was a tag team called the New Breed that debuted in the late '80s that claimed to be time travelers from the year 2002.

whiteyford 06-05-2012 11:07 AM

Pretty sure Austin is retired so if he came back and left we wouldnt really notice. No top guys have been fired, suspended yes but not fired. Cena wouldnt leave if his wife bankrupted him, seriously think that through, the guys getting millions a year so he'll leave? The fuck is wrong with you?

Corporate CockSnogger 06-05-2012 11:07 AM

Yeah just don't watch if you're not enjoying it. I've mostly stopped watching because of constant adverts making it tedious for me to sit through late at night, and then I can never be bothered to watch the shows the next day on youtube or whatever, mostly because I'm not that interested in any of it right now.

It's pretty simple not to watch something.

whiteyford 06-05-2012 11:08 AM

Oh fuck, remember them now.

Swish 06-05-2012 11:09 AM

My version:

make him become a more dark sider type
such as the Undertaker to carry on the deadman image. with a twist.

He travels in time, but some how manges to fuck things up,
which causes him to loose every match he has, he goes back in time
to try and cheat his way into victory. then comes back to the present etc.

Santino would be a perfect fit for this.

whiteyford 06-05-2012 11:11 AM

Darker like 'Taker...with Santino?

Cool King 06-05-2012 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish (Post 3881134)
They plan on bringing back Austin and McMahon it's a quest for ratings

Yeah, what would a television program want with ratings? :roll:

whiteyford 06-05-2012 11:14 AM

Dammit Cool King stop making sense.

VSG 06-05-2012 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3881140)
replace "the commercials" with "Punk and Danielson" and we have a St. Jimmy post

Replace second "Raw" with "Punk and Danielson" and we have a Gertner post

Big Vic 06-05-2012 11:19 AM

Raw has been getting more boring after the Extreme Rules PPV.

steveweiser 06-05-2012 11:35 AM

sky+ my friend, try recording Raw then depending on your preference forward through all the adverts and watch just the wrestling, or in Swish' case through all the wrestling and watch just the adverts, everyones a winna :)

steveweiser 06-05-2012 11:37 AM

problem being how do you ressurect Randy Savage (too soon?) to headline next years wrestlemania?

MoFo 06-05-2012 11:52 AM

What happened to good quality trolling on this forum.

Lethargic effort Nexus, 2/10.

Malfeitor 06-05-2012 11:54 AM

This thread needs more Doc Brown, Daniel Faraday and Sam Beckett.

Fuck you, Quantum Leap was and still is the shit.

Swish 06-05-2012 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vic (Post 3881157)
Raw has been getting more boring after the Extreme Rules PPV.

Raw got boring ever since they fired Vince Russo,

Swish 06-05-2012 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malfeitor (Post 3881188)
This thread needs more Doc Brown, Daniel Faraday and Sam Beckett.

Fuck you, Quantum Leap was and still is the shit.

The Cheese String Theory?.

Swish 06-05-2012 12:00 PM

Old Guy's such as Flair, should stick with signing autographs
 
Seriously what is the point, I can understand Vince McMahon returning
as he owns the entire business, But guy's like Ric, what the hell?,

He's in a wheel chair, oh wait no he isn't. soon he will be
He's probably claiming his pension already, pfft. No more old wrinkle
faces on tv please.

Swish 06-05-2012 12:01 PM

Worst Angle of all time?
 
Has to ben the Great American Bash for me when
taker killed off Paul Bearer. Ha what a waste.

whiteyford 06-05-2012 12:05 PM

lol

Supreme Olajuwon 06-05-2012 12:08 PM

Hmm, it looks like these threads have been merged as part of the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative. We should probably refer all Swish ideas to this thread.

P.S. I am not here.

steveweiser 06-05-2012 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish (Post 3881190)
Raw got boring ever since they fired Vince Russo,

Seriously what is this jock taking?

Supreme Olajuwon 06-05-2012 12:08 PM

http://www.umnet.com/pic/diy/screens...%29--57658.jpg

Ermaximus 06-05-2012 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish (Post 3877608)
Help get #Swish trending on twitter ;)

Sure. How's this? #Swish and a miss. WWE Raw still fucked up their main event, even with Michael Cole in the main event.

whiteyford 06-05-2012 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steveweiser (Post 3881213)
Seriously what is this jock taking?

Jock?

whiteyford 06-05-2012 12:16 PM

Oh and God bless the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative.

tjmidnight420 06-05-2012 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whiteyford (Post 3881229)
God bless the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative.


DAMN iNATOR 06-06-2012 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Jimmy (Post 3879098)
No. It was about as telegraphed as receiving a telegraph after the telegraph man has knocked on your door clearly stating "TELEGRAPH" as loud as possible.

Still playing the "anything to be a fucktard contrarian" card huh?

#BROKEN Hasney 06-06-2012 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR (Post 3882330)
Still playing the "anything to be a fucktard contrarian" card huh?

http://i.imgur.com/BI38t.gif

Corporate CockSnogger 06-06-2012 02:43 PM

lol DAMN iNATOR vs St Jimmy. Cripple fight.

Swish 06-06-2012 05:38 PM

Thanks for my own thread guy's much thanks

#1-norm-fan 06-06-2012 05:45 PM

What's going on in here? I thought we already had a 100,001 replies thread.

K.Smoke 06-07-2012 05:47 AM

lmao this is 100,002

Swish 06-07-2012 09:10 AM

This is my own thread bitch's haters, be haten. get your turbans off.

Ermaximus 06-07-2012 09:37 AM

Swish, is it ok if I wear a fitted cap in here?

whiteyford 06-07-2012 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish (Post 3883244)
This is my own thread bitch's haters, be haten. get your turbans off.

Be hating....hating. No idea what that turban line is all about though, guess spackers be spacking?

tjmidnight420 06-07-2012 12:50 PM

Shit I thought someone just changed the name of the PrettyCool thread. Should definitely merge them together.

whiteyford 06-07-2012 12:55 PM

Safer not too, only so much concentrated stupidty the human mind can take.

tjmidnight420 06-07-2012 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whiteyford (Post 3883401)
Safer not too, only so much concentrated stupidty the human mind can take.

Probably the same Turd anyway.

Swish 06-13-2012 05:18 AM

It's Vader TimeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE
 
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Swish 06-14-2012 07:11 AM

I demand respect damn it
 
After being held back, I demand respect, the rightful respect that I deserve on this forum, most of you spit in my face. and laugh it off with a bit of coffee. so all am asking for is some dawn respect..

Show it or...............

XL 06-14-2012 07:15 AM

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/3818046_o.gif

Swish 06-14-2012 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XL (Post 3892027)

^^ Is this supposed to intemidate me, or make go LOL. Oh I find this funny?. Not working XL or sould I say Xango Licking....

#BROKEN Hasney 06-14-2012 07:25 AM

Maybe Iginfest can help me out here. I'm thinking of an R.Kelly song right now. Do you know what it is?

Corporate CockSnogger 06-14-2012 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasney (Post 3892034)
Maybe Iginfest can help me out here. I'm thinking of an R.Kelly song right now. Do you know what it is?

SPOILER: show
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VsOPVCK745I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
? :-\

VSG 06-14-2012 07:33 AM

Was just about to say Iggy was slacking off :'(

Swish 06-14-2012 07:34 AM

again, is this supposed to make me laugh or something

Iginfest? or should I say Incest?

Corporate CockSnogger 06-14-2012 07:43 AM

No no, you were correct the first time.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-14-2012 07:46 AM

WOO WRESTLING
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Iginfest (Post 3892037)
SPOILER: show
<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VsOPVCK745I" allowfullscreen="" width="560" frameborder="0" height="315"></iframe>
? :-\

This feels like when The Rock went through everyone elses catchphrases before his own.

XL 06-14-2012 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish (Post 3892031)
^^ Is this supposed to intemidate me, or make go LOL. Oh I find this funny?. Not working XL or sould I say Xango Licking....

No. No you should not say Xango Licking. Although it does make sense - which is an improvement on most of what you say here - it's neither funny, nor insulting.

whiteyford 06-14-2012 07:52 AM

I lost all respect for you after that sham about your 1st match, blading on a schoolboy ffs.

MoFo 06-14-2012 07:53 AM

Is this that fat emo cunt Nexus?

#BROKEN Hasney 06-14-2012 07:54 AM

That's the one

Corporate CockSnogger 06-14-2012 07:54 AM

Yep.

MikeyMike 06-14-2012 07:58 AM

Haters gonna hate.

Swish 06-14-2012 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoFo (Post 3892052)
Is this that fat emo cunt Nexus?

Ha Ha gotta love MoFo

However, to call someone FAT!!!. One only has to look at Xero
and remember just how fat this guy was, specially when he was holding
up a lighter pretending to be some sort of action hero lmfao

whiteyford 06-14-2012 09:48 AM

key word there is 'was'.

Swish 06-18-2012 11:35 AM

The Rise and Fall of Dwayne The Rock Johnson
 
The Rise

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...jpg?1302670286

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/i...os/2328753.jpg

The Fall

http://kalafudra.files.wordpress.com...airy-extra.jpg

Nark Order 06-18-2012 11:39 AM

Yes. I'm sure he's gently weeping to himself on his gigantic pile of money.

CSL 06-18-2012 11:40 AM

nope

K.Smoke 06-18-2012 12:03 PM

i know i know he got money but come on... a tutu! and it was pink!

Swish 06-28-2012 04:42 AM

Jericho Vs Cena II: The Code Broken.
 
We all know what happened the last time Jericho faced Cena.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WcmUJASyJpc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I really want WWE to play this clip in a promo, they have
yet to do this, Punk should have mentioned this during their fued.

#1-norm-fan 06-28-2012 05:24 AM

Every time someone faces John Cena, they get fired?

Also, I have no idea what context this clip would be useful in.

I am very confused about what you're trying to say right now.

Swish 06-28-2012 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3907944)
Every time someone faces John Cena, they get fired?

Also, I have no idea what context this clip would be useful in.

I am very confused about what you're trying to say right now.

I'll edit my post, i mean we all know what happened the last time Jericho faced Cena, he got fired cause he couldn't beat him.. Are they really just forgetting the whole storyline with PUNK?

Rammsteinmad 06-28-2012 07:53 AM

What storyline with Punk?

Schlomey 06-28-2012 09:23 AM

I'm confused so I'm not posting in this thread...wait...

Volare 06-28-2012 11:00 AM

AH HA!

Kane Knight 06-29-2012 02:31 AM

CM Punk needs to drop more pipe BOMBS.

Swish 06-29-2012 04:55 AM

WWE Championjs
 
When a WWE Star becomes a champion, do they actually get to keep the title belt? just wondering, or do they get a replica version of the belt?

Rammsteinmad 06-29-2012 06:14 AM

I was allowed to keep mine. Hope that answers your question. :)

Shisen Kopf 06-29-2012 11:26 AM

They don't get to keep the belt but they get a bottle of champagne and a ham.

Big Vic 06-29-2012 12:51 PM

No they have to buy a fisher price replica.

Emperor Smeat 06-29-2012 01:35 PM

Might have been the Rock or someone else that mentioned they get to keep a replica if given the opportunitny. I think the leather just gets placed from the real belt to the replica when the WWE wants to replace leather for a new champion.

I think it was The Rock as well that mentioned recently custom belts get kept as the actual belt.

Swish 06-29-2012 02:12 PM

reason I asked was cause on the dvd's you'll see a wrestler such as The Rock
standing behind a case full of all the titles he had won. including the IC title

Saving Grace 06-29-2012 02:33 PM

more than likely replicas either purchased to them or gifted to them by WWE or the ogranization. The only belts I know of that are originals that were given to the wrestlers were the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Titles. After WCW shut down and the assets sold to WWE, those belts were given to Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio. The only other confirmed one I know of is Rhyno holds the original versions of both the ECW Television and Heavyweight belts as gifted to him by Paul Heyman when he closed the doors in 2001.

el bobbo 06-29-2012 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shisen Kopf (Post 3908950)
They don't get to keep the belt but they get a bottle of champagne and a ham.

That's the reason I wanted to wrestle when I was growing up.

Shisen Kopf 06-30-2012 08:04 AM

I heard in wcw they gave the rasslers 3 tickets to six flags over Georgia, a box of wine, and a one year membership to the jelly of the month club.

MoFo 06-30-2012 11:26 AM

I had an old WWE magazine where it showed HHH has an original belt framed in his front room (forget what it is, may have been the European belt)

Mr. Nerfect 06-30-2012 09:58 PM

Jericho is the man.

Swish 07-02-2012 09:29 PM

WWE Euroshop closing it's doors???
 
Only just found out about this head over to
http://wweeuroshop.com/index.asp

And check it out, it says WWESHOP.com will become the one
hole website for ordering items, Euroshop are having major discounts
yes, you can now buy a Cena Sucks t shirt for only £2.50

#BROKEN Hasney 07-03-2012 06:46 AM

In Extra Small, like most of the stuff left.

Shame, I wanted that Corre shirt.

Optimus Bone 69 07-03-2012 10:44 AM

Got alot of stuff a couple of weeks ago in adult sizes

CSL 07-03-2012 12:41 PM

yah, been like that for about a month or so now, was a bunch of stuff on there

Swish 07-04-2012 05:23 PM

Would you sign with WWE?
 
Let's say WWE offered you a 4 year contract. With a
World Title Shot!!. But Let's say you sign with them. and you win the royal
rumble, after being with the company for 3 years, and are now headlining Wrestlemania (you know you'll win at mania). But you over hear talking
backstage about how Vince is attempting to screw you.
(reasons unknown). But you also get an offer from TNA.

Earnings from WWE: $5300,00 per month
Earnings from TNA (if you sign with tna): $5800.00 per month

What do you????.

Tazz Dan 07-04-2012 05:27 PM

If I signed for WWE with those guarantees for that money, Vince wouldn't be screwing me, I'd be screwing myself.

Tazz Dan 07-04-2012 05:28 PM

In saying that, I'd still sign with WWE.

RiX1024 07-04-2012 05:32 PM

WWE: guaranteed contract, title shot and a lot of publicity

TNA: decent cash, better schedules.....a better chance to be myself.


the question is....how can I survive earning $300.00 a year????

RiX1024 07-04-2012 05:32 PM

serious...I'd go to WWE and before Vince screws me I sod off to TNA on the sneak.

Swish 07-04-2012 05:36 PM

ok let's change the wages, to Monthly pay.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-04-2012 05:37 PM

per month is still ridiculously low.

Swish 07-04-2012 05:44 PM

changed it again ;').

Tazz Dan 07-04-2012 05:47 PM

This thread is a sham.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-04-2012 05:48 PM

That's better. WWE. TNA has about maybe 2% of WWE's mainstream appeal.

Swish 07-04-2012 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tazz Dan (Post 3913064)
This thread is a sham.

How So???.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-04-2012 05:54 PM

Also if you sign for WWE, win the title and headline Wrestlemania, but then get screwed at some point to the extent where you quit or are released from WWE, TNA would still be snapping at your heels just for the chance to sign a former WWE champion anyway.

Also in your scenario, if they both offered you the contracts at the same time then you wouldn't know about the Vince screwing you thing yet, so definitely WWE.

Tazz Dan 07-04-2012 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish (Post 3913067)
How So???.

You lured me in here with an offer of $300,000 a year, but doubled that offer for everyone else's reply. You've changed man.


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