Chris Hero going back is quite a shocker given he was supposedly let go for being out of shape.

But I'm happy for him. He's a great wrestler.

Good for Hero but I'm going to assume whatever expectations or plans the WWE has for him is probably going to be low.

He has more value to NXT than he does for the main roster but could see him fill a Rhyno-like role for RAW/Samckdown.

I want to put my Storm Trooper in her Deathstar

I predict that Kassius Ohno will show up as Samoa Joe's opponent for Takeover, signed by William Regal to stop a pissed-off Joe's path of destruction. I imagine that he'll be an NXT lifer, in the Tye Dillinger role of making other people look pretty good and imparting knowledge, maybe even getting an NXT Title run or two, but maybe not ever getting anything more than a token run on the main roster, or a Royal Rumble spot/placement in a video game.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised to see Nick Dinsmore get a run as an active wrestler in NXT, doing something more similar to his "Mr. Wrestling" gimmick for basically the same reasons.

And with the WWE in "hiring mode" I don't know why The Spirit Squad won't officially be signed to contracts (although I think they would be better on RAW) and I don't see why they don't get Blue Pants back for the Women's Division in NXT.

Does Hero's diet still consist of Big Macs and Krispy Kreme?

It sure looks that way.

https://viewsfromthehawkesnest.files...08/coddddy.png

Shibata at his wedding after party, in his gear:

https://i.redd.it/4p94b54qvz2y.jpg

And who is going to challenge him to change? No-fuckin-body!

Had this!!

Father of the Bride: Shouldn't you consider putting on pants?

Shibata: *penalty kicks the Father of the Bride.*

Holy fuck Chris Hero. :(

Wouldn't look so bad if he wore attire similar to Kevin Owens, or how he use to wear it with the baggy pants and singlet top. But that... that's not even JBL-esque bulky muscle or anything... that's just a fat piece of shit in wrestling trunks.

Damn. :(

Chris Hero will probably debut with a 'fat guy' gimmick I feel like...probably will have some Italian name, like 'Mario LaPasta'

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Who is slice wrestling? Does he just post BS?

Is it like Swish?

Most of his/her news seems to be pretty accurate so far tbh. Scooped Meltzer/Keller on a few things it seems like.

Didn't he say Nakumara was being called up to SDL?

http://i.imgur.com/FGiCbGJ.gif

Wonder at what point when coming up with this spot did anyone bother to realize how dumb (and dangerous) it was.

Match itself had other spots just as bad with gifs courtesy of NeoGAF's wrestling thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...postcount=5741

How the hell did neither of those dumbasses die? :wtf:

I love Janela but it really seems like he has a death wish.

Bad Luck.

The attire similar to Kevin Owens would be less confident than what he currently wears. Chris Hero is a real man who embraces his fatness.

Luke Harper's Twitter account is amazing.

Fale saved them?

No, bad luck that they survived.

Owens dumps Jericho as his best friend for Hero so they can be fbff

I could watch Damo, Eric Young and the rest of SaniTY throw down jackets all day

I think the SAnitY gimmick is ready for the main roster. Let it toil too long, it will get too over and the journey will be done. Let them start wrecking shit very soon after WrestleMania. They'd be a good reason for The Shield to join forces again.

If you are Dean Ambrose or Roman Reigns how do you ever trust Seth Rollins again?

Randy Orton punt kicked Cena's dad and put him in the hospital yet those to made up at some point and have even said they respect each other at times. It's wrestling logic, man. Just roll with it lol.

Have him do a pinky swear. Don't think Rollins is that evil to break one.

Christoper Hero says he is not signed to nxt

Shield reunion working is all in the writing obviously. They should reform to take down a common enemy and move on with their careers, not because they want to be boys again.

Just the fact that Ambrose and Reigns are willing to reform the Shield with Rollins to take down a new trio, will help make their opponents look like threats and put em over.

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