What is *this* horseshit?

I didn't unilaterally proclaim myself the McDonalds Champion after seeing that mocked up US Championship (which I actually rebranded into the TPWW TL;DR FTW Serious-Fucking-Business Championship, but that isn't the point) just to have the actual company besmirch my reign by handing out an inferior looking chunk of shit!

Guycott v. Big E.

BOOK IT!

"Suuuuuurrrrrrrffffffiiiinnnnggggg birrrrraaaguragafffjglglg algl...."

"OHMAGAWD, PETER, ARE YOU OKAY?"

"... Ma ma ma ma ma ma ooo ma mow mow..."

I remember watching that Halloween Havok live when it aired and totally freaking out when Ric turned on Sting. The place was erupting waiting for Flair to get the hot tag and then BOOM, sucker punches Sting lol

Well TBF, she is quite young...only 13, so she's still got her whole life to become famous if that is indeed something which she wishes to pursue.

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When people say wins and losses don't matter in the WWE that's only half true. Losses matter, wins don't. Dean Ambrose beat the face of the company and a week after it happened it was never mentioned again.

I don't see Nikki Bella inviting YOU to Smackdown!

How do you know? Maybe Cool King had prior engagements.

Was there a reason why LOD no-sold piledrivers?

Was that during the Hawk is on drugs angle? That's fucked.

Maybe they inherited the Samoan trait of headbutss having no effect. Since a piledriver is a form of a headbutt with the mat, it wouldn't work.

Wish Flair had gone out of the turnbuckle and "flopped"......

It was Lawler's idea. He thought it would make them seem even more dangerous. This was back when Piledrivers were banned in Tennessee, because they were so dangerous. So the visual was this: "We just hit them with the most dangerous move in wrestling, and that didn't even slow them down. NOW WHAT?!?"

This is brilliant, actually.

Apparently she's got nearly 2 million subscribers on Youtube and after some digging I found that most of her videos have upwards of a million views. I mean she's not movie star famous or anything, but I'd say that's a pretty big following. Hell, think of it this way. She's got more people watching her than 90% of the indy scene does.

Everyone here no-selling Xero's one post in months...:nono:

That angle did provide an awesome quote though when Animal and Droz had a match and a drunken Hawk stumbled out, sat at the announce table and told JR and Lawler that he was there to do some color dysentery.

"WeeellLLLLLL..!?!?"

Personally, I've been here so infrequently myself as of late that I didn't even notice that I was supposed to notice. I just figured he made a triumphant return weeks ago and I missed it.

Tell 'em, Hawk!

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Maybe she should take the hint...porn is beckoning! :naughty:

Can you think of a wrestling match you could run today which would outdraw "Donald Trump vs Barrack Obama"?

Bray and Luke need a picture with Rob Zombie.

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So has Orton actually officially joined the Wyatts?

I remember hearing about it and just assuming it was another Daniel Bryan/Wyatts or Orton/Authority thing where he joins just to turn face again. But it seems like this is a legit thing.

Also, is it good/watchable?

Looks like it's official. They won the tag titles together, and Luke Harper took a gore for Orton which prompted Orton to hand him the belt after he won it. I mean this is clearly leading to Orton turning on them, but it seems like they're actually slow burning toward it this time. As for whether or not it's watchable, well, it's current WWE, man... If you're not currently watching the product regularly like a moron then I'd say, no, it's not worth watching.

Doesn't change the fact that she's still probably more well known than the majority of wrestlers in the world today. :p

Also, people said this same stuff about Justin Bieber before that little shit-stain blew up.

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I would jerk off so much if that happened. People would be knocking on my door wondering if i'm ok and i would be on the recliner pounding one after another out.

Arn Anderson has more charisma than almost anyone active today.