The one's we should start a Fund Me account for one way tickets to Somalia for our America hating black population/The pathetic white guilt club. They'll probably love living in a majority black country with no law enforcement.

I'm making a promo video for a comedy show and wanted to use a wrestling theme for background music since wrestling themes lately have been pretty outstanding and not as generic as playing the "popular songs of the day". But I see Black Widow has made shit real in this thread so I'll wait to get suggestions.

Suppose you'll want to miss out lyric based ones for background music, so Nakamura fo sho.

Or Broken Matt Hardy.

Actually, it will be heavily featured music. As in it will play over words, pics, bright lights and muted videos and stuff. Needs "energy". Sasha Banks was the first one I could think of. Feel like people like that one a lot. I'll be making a new one monthly so I might wanna keep changing the music though.

I'm probably not going to get a serious answer on this, but are you trolling?

i can't say i even understand this black widow's post

I don't know what type of comedy it is but I'll just throw these out here anyway.

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Again, I don't think you know how to read a balance sheet. Best year ever. Ever.

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Remember when trolls on this forum were actually good at what they did and didn't just rely purely on shock value and/or parroting the same crap over and over again? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Blame Iop. Also blame everybody here for championing trolls like that to the point where they became character babyfaces.

Went to an Indy show and won Money in the bank.

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To be more specific, they held a raffle for a Money in the Bank briefcase. I won the raffle, and got to make a fool out of myself climbing into the ring. Don't care, I still won Money in the Bank.

Best of all, during the Main Event, the Champion tossed the Challenger in the front row next to me. He gets into the crowd right in front of me. I hand him the briefcase and he uses it. :D

When will you cash it in?

I don't know. But it did contain Candy and a Contract for a Title match for the promotion (I'm not making the latter up.)

Demand mic time to explain you hired someone to represent you in your match.

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Oh I 'member that!

Did they all get hit by the fallout from that atomic drop?

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According to reports, management and Creative finally convinced Vince for Sasha-Charlotte to be the real main event for tonight Hell in a Cell ppv. Supposedly Creative and management have finally gotten tired of Vince's antics when it comes to trying to plan out ppv cards and feuds based on a previous report about this ppv.

US title teased to be opening the show and Universal teased to be in the middle of the card.

Plenty of hours left for Vince to change his mind

I'd be fine with it. It has about equal hype to Owens/Rollins but has extra of being "history making" or whatever.

Can probably pinpoint the exact moment Vince started to meddle too much in Cell plans right around the time Foley made a post on Facebook backtracking on everything he said about Sasha-Charlotte being worthy of the real main event spot.

Tried to make excuses about the ppv being worthy of multiple main events and even if Sasha-Charlotte wasn't last, fans could still claim it as the main event for the ppv if they wanted.

Probably the same reason why the feud itself seemed to feel like it was losing steam going into the big announcement of the match taking place in the Cell.

Hmmmm. They shouldn't have put Rollins/Owens in the cage. They could have done a Triple Threat with Jericho. That would have made the First-ever Women's Cell match a shoo-in for the Main Event without "demoting" the Universal Championship to second fiddle.

They have to demote. It's the same match from the last ppv with no reason Rollins gets another shot. He was challenger and got pinned.

Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt main evented the last PPV.

They really don't care about ending shows with something climactic anymore.

don't think anyone will get it.

Hopefully Sasha hits the Bank statement off the top of the cell through the announcers table tonight

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I could listen to Al Snow talk about wrestling for hours.

This. It's not like any particular match has sold the show. Hell, it hasn't even been sold. It's part of the package month you get for signing up to the WWE Network for free. The buzz words are the cell itself, the "danger" that was established within the Cell in the first three matches, and then the idea of a "Triple Main Event."

Good for the ladies if it means something to them, but given that there are now more PPVs than ever, they're cheaper, there being more of them actually being good since they are part of a content package, and that they clearly don't care about card structure anymore, and it all becomes trivial.

The day the women are promoted as the main attraction of a show that people actually need to pay for is the day that they technically headline.

Yes, that is what wishbone was referencing. Well done.