Also can we talk for a second about how Adam Rose is the greatest thing in wrestling and possibly the world at large right now.

Biker undertaker only.

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Rise Above Gravity

Cesaro is fucking amazing. That needs to be said every couple of posts. I don't believe the rumors that The Undertaker will work full programs over the summer and such. It was cool to see him work a week over in England. I could see the WWE doing that and having The Undertaker vs. Cesaro at one of those shows. If Taker is really high on Cesaro, he should put him over in a singles match at one of those.

If the King of the Ring tournament returns, Cesaro should also win that.

Terry Funk inducts Billy Robinson into the Hall of Heroes in 2010.

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Fandango just officially announced that he is a jobber for life.

He's no Bushwhacker Luke. Wooooo!

Or Tatanka!

Sorry. But I think if we could turn back time, Fandango would end Tatanka's streak.

Fandango vs Tatanka at survivor series.

They better be playing No Mercy

Its that or WrestleMania 2000 but they probably aren't playing it at all.

You are calling two amazing performers liars for no reason. You really need to stop being such a bad person.

Consider being a nice guy who says and does nice things for people.

What to do with Fandango? The guy is too good to not be doing anything. Maybe they should do a storyline where he gets injured in a dance-off with someone. Fandango then becomes obsessed with this Superstar, watching his matches, etc. Maybe they can call up a new guy and give them the shot with Fandango? Someone like Sami Zayn or Adrian Neville.

It'd kind of be like Cody Rhodes' deranged character, but with Johnny Curtis.

Paul Heyman should claim that he owns Curtis Axel's name, and he prohibits him from using it. Axel then starts using different names each week he teams with Ryback. The announcers try to remember what he's using this week, but do remind us that he is a former Intercontinental Champion regardless of what his name is.

I still want to see a random Epico & Primo vs. Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins feud exclusively on either Superstars or Main Event. Maybe they could even do it in NXT. Have no reference made to Los Matadores whilst Epico & Primo are wrestling together. Rosa Mendes appears in their corner like in the old days. It starts off as a friendly rivalry between these two teams, due to the friendship between Primo and Zack Ryder, but it turns bitter fast.

Tyler Breeze is too over to be a heel in NXT. He should start off all cowardly and such like he currently is, but as soon as someone smacks him in the face he turns into a vicious and credible thread that just kicks a lot of ass and wins all his matches cleanly. He can play your usual heel character on RAW and SmackDown, but in NXT give him the chance to work face.

Emma should turn heel in NXT and have a vicious series of grudge matches with Paige after costing her the Women's Championship to Summer Rae.

Christian should lose a Hair vs. Hair Match to Sheamus and then go insane looking at himself in a mirror. He makes it his mission to make sure Sheamus never wins another World Championship in the WWE, and not only continues killing it in the ring, but he becomes a manager to Superstars that go against Sheamus. He becomes the Lex Luthor to Sheamus' Superman.

noid cutting loose! hot damn!

Since he is rich, Alberto Del Rio should pay to have his own segment at WrestleMania where he tells everybody about how great he is. Ricardo Rodriguez gets on the mic from the Spanish announce table and tells Del Rio to shut up, and then Del Rio goes out to hurt Ricardo. The lights go out and then Sting is waiting there with a baseball bat and chases off Del Rio, setting up Sting's first WWE feud, with Ricardo Rodriguez as his special ring announcer and pupil.

Kofi Kingston should get a gimmick where he using ancient powers to channel a demon called "Nahaje"that lives inside him. Nahaje becomes Kofi Kingston's "serious badass" persona.

KENTA should be signed to the WWE and given his own facepaint design and called "Djinn." Although obviously being Japanese in appearance, the origins of Djinn are never mentioned, and he skyrockets through NXT, winning the championship from Adrian Neville. He uses the GTS and Knee Plus, which is used to create associations with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. The commentators pretend they are actually scared of how dangerous this man is.

Evan Bourne should be given a Christian faith healer gimmick. He claims that he was blessed with the powers of flight and of healing.
"I'm not just Evan Bourne; I'm Evan Rebourne!"

Please do not feed the Noid.

i'll take noid fantasy booking over 90% of the other shit posted in this forum

Yoshi Tatsu should get a "kamikaze" gimmick where he is hired by heels to run in and get his ass beat by faces to distract them.

You know. Because he's Japanese.

That idea isn't completely out of the realm of possibility actually...

There should be a gimmick where a different diva mysteriously goes into labor every week and when they have their baby backstage, it's Alex Riley. And as soon as he pops out and says "mama!", the camera pans to the diva's disappointed expression and we hear the Price is Right loser horn.

Baby Alex Riley would be amazing.

I was about to say -- Yoshi Tatsu should join 3MB as Yoshi Ono and compliment it with occasional readings of beat poetry.

see, this is a #1-wwf-fan post i can enjoy.

Camacho should be called up as 3MB's hired security. Although 3MB are easily defeated by most of their opponents (except for Yoshi Ono, who manages to be quite effective), "Donny" actually kicks a lot of ass. Because he's Haku's son.