Barbarians of Draxxor-9/10

This is a video mixtape of all those 80s Conan the barbarian ripoffs. Jombi took the best parts of the Deathstalker,Ator,Yor,Beastmaster,etc films and blended them with music to make a very entertaining hour long film.

I just watched it for Ashley Greene.

I have no clue who that is.

Popcorn-7/10

I haven't seen this early 90s slasher since around 1993.But with all the bullshit flying around between Code Red DVD and the fat ass lying piece of shit Micheal Felsher I have been wanting to re-watch it. Found it on Youtube. It isn't as good as I remembered it being. But it is better than the various other slashers from around that time. And it is a nice tribute to William Castle.

Lego Movie: 8.5/10

Monuments Men: 4/10

Avatar - 3 out of 5

42 - 4.5/5

One of the better baseball movies I've seen in a long time.

Men in Black 3 - 7/10

Was ok to watch for a bit of "mindless fun". I don't really remember the second movie, but I'll say it is better than the second movie. Would have liked a stronger ending to the movie. To see more of how the trip to the past "changed" their relationship. Maybe Agent J has a new 4x4 being waxed by Biff or something....

Cowboys & Aliens - 4 out of 5

The Man with the Iron Fists - 1.5/5

Headhunters - 3/5

The Monuments Men - 2.5/5

The Lego Movie - 10/10

I loved it so much I want to hug it

The Lincoln Lawyer - 8/10

Rise of The Planet of The Apes - 7/10

Prisoners 8/10

Oldboy 9/10

The original. Not the remake.

I Robot - 3.5 out of 5

Frozen - I absolutely love this film so so much/10

oooh I wanna change my grade for The Lego Movie to that

I worry about you two sometimes. Not very often though.

I haven't seen Frozen yet, but if you don't like the Lego Movie you are dead inside

and clearly you are dead inside because you like that piece of shit John Cusack

I will murder you to death!!!

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Oh my fucking god. What a fucking movie. Just as awesome as the first one. Eva Green is the true scene stealer. She even makes Katniss fighting skills look like complete noob... Even Xerxes had his own chewing up the scenery.. But this movie felt like Empire Strikes Back style... Artemesia has a little bit of Vader attitude when she doesn't like failures in her ranks. Cutting heads and drowning them with stones in their chained arms... All in all, blood and gore plus her cleavage = boner level 90000000000.

Even had one bad-ass scene where she chops off the head of the Greek captive and kisses it like OTEP does when she kisses the pig's chopped head.

Queen Cersei Lanisster aka Gorgo had her own bad-ass moments but sadly, don't expect a catfight.. It was more of a man vs woman scenario.. Still, fucking awesome as it is.

10/10.

just like Cusack murders any movie he's in

Captain America: The First Avenger - 4 out of 5

Just because it's the internet doesn't mean you have to say stupid things. Also you're a cunt :D

How to Train Your Dragon - 3 out of 5

Machete Kills 8/10
Thor Dark World 8/10

Anybody gone to see The Grand Budapest Hotel, yet? I'm going to see it on Monday.

The Wolverine 7/10

Frozen 8/10

And Say Anything is a heartwarming 80s classic about 1st love and the dad from Frasier.

Grosse Point Blank

Super Boring/10

John Cusack suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

There's some things you just don't joke about. Someone make me a mod so I can ban Skippord, he's gone to far.

Bad Grampa 8/10

Clash of the Titans (2010) - 4 out of 5

not joking

feels like that movie would have been a lot better with someone who could act as the lead.

I hate you.

Tad overreacty, I am very disappointed in your stupid fucking face though.

8/10

Moonrise Kingdom: 8.8/10

Wrath of the Titans - 1.5/5

Anchorman 2- 9/10

Really!? I thought it was pretty gash. They tried too hard, reused gags and ended up making the characters unlikeable. There were some pretty cool gags, the escalating cameo fight was pretty cool but overall it was a huge letdown.

6/10

Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery. 1000/10

So amazingly bad.

Anchorman 2 8/10

Oh, and I don't know who is worse: John Cusack or Adam West.

Cusack

Michael Keaton sucks ass too.

For the most part, but he is good in Beetlejuice.

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The BEST batman to me..

Cunts, the pair of you are cunts. I expect this from Skippord but Gertner...I expected something racist so I guess congrats on growing as a person?

The Spectacular Now - 8/10

Thanks Iggy :y:

The Purge: 8/10

Cool idea for a movie. Got bad reviews but I enjoyed it.

It had a lot of potential.

300: Rise of an Empire - 3/5

Devil's Due. 6/10 - Rosemary's Baby 2014 reboot for the Paranormal Activity handheld cam generation anyone? Anyone else notice the symbols on the promo poster looks a bit like Quake logo?

Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 2.5 out of 5

It got horrible reviews so I wasn't expecting much although I was excited to see this movie when I first saw the previews. I thought it was pretty good and a very original idea.

Escape Plan: 7/10

Good movie. Really enjoyed it.

Dear Bad News Gertner, I did not like the movie. I did enjoy Arnold and Sylvester as I watching them grew up.

Watched it last night. I wasn't totally impressed. Not enough plot really. Would've been nice to have a bit more backstory.

Also, Nick Cage is far worse than Cusack, West, or Keaton. Except in the National Treasure flicks and Con Air.

Cusack is the only decent thing to come out of your country since Taylor Momsen you bunch of savages. Also Cage was fantastic in Drive Angry.

But seriously, Adam West is the worst Batman.

#TeamWest

The Grand Budapest Hotel - 5/5

Wes Anderson does it again.

The Princess Bride - 10/10

This Thursday I'm going to see Veronica Mars and the new Captain America film. I didn't think much of the first CA film, but I like the look of the sequel.

Don't think the we're getting VM here, bastard mancs.

Actually, it is now playing in AMC cinemas. So depending on what backwater area of that backwater country you reside in, you may still be able to see it.

I'm gonna say I've never heard of AMC cinemas, because well I haven't, so I'm stuck importing it in May.

It's a cinema in Manchester that's showing Veronica Mars.

I love Veronica Mars but not enough to subject myself to Mancs.

I know in Scotland they have only just started showing "moving pictures" with sound, but I'm sure there is a Showcase or AMC relatively close to where you dwell?

They be the devils work, trapping people in the screen.

This is a compelling argument. Scotland vs Manchester. If I were a bad poster, I'd post a "cripple fight" meme.

12 Years A Slave - 10/10

You've turned into a right miserable prick since you started going bald.

Fright Night 2 2013 - 6.8/10.

Raven Reaper the best Batman is gonna be Ben Affleck. Who are you to doubt Ben Affleck?

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8/10.

Warning. DO NOT LEAVE the theater.. 2 ENDINGS in the half-end and the full ending credits roll.

Other than that, it was way better than the 1st Capt. America. And Nick Fury finally reveals by removing his eye patch. Hah. Scarlett is still smokin hot as Black Widow.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 8/10

It was indeed better than the first film. I think out of all the Marvel films I think I liked this one the most.

Veronica Mars 8/10

If you liked the series, I think you will like the film as well. And, yes, Kristen Bell is as cute as ever.

About Time - 7/10

I cried a little.

Noah - 5/5

Saw Sabatoge. 6/10

It was so fucking grotesque. I've never seen so many entrails in a non horror movie. The suspense started off good. Then a love story popped up, then the movie ended as a spaghetti western. WTF, right?

Dawn of the Dead (2004) - 4 out of 5

Credits just rolled on The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. I really liked it. 8/10. Great story about overcoming your fears, and making sure the life you're given is fully lived. Ben Stiller did a solid job directing. Solid RomCom

Lone Survivor 9/10 fucking gripping movie.

We're The Millers 8/10

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - 4 out of 5

And for once it's a breath of fresh air from the PG-13 rating and non violent action flicks lately. The whole DEA squad is behaving more like Sons of Anarchy than a real police squad anyway. Drinking, Drugs, fucking etc.. IT just screams SamCro all the way.

I'd give it a 7/10 because well, I have a new crush on this woman.

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And the ending reminded me so much of the

P.S. The movie could've also used the Beastie Boys song of the same title as the main theme throughout the film.. It's really fitting too!

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 9/10

One of the top 3 best Marvel Studios movies, up there with Iron Man 1 and Avengers.

Noah - 3/5

Could have done a better job with the CGI.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 9/10

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 10/10

The Family 7.5/10

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - fail.pass