Who the fuck cares about a steak jacket?

Anyway, I came in here to say that EC3 is incredible. He's completely owning it.

I'd imagine a lot of the guys are fine if you know where to draw the line. These guys can't go to the shops with their family without being hassled, I bet it grates on you pretty quickly.

As for Punk, he seems like the kinda guy that if you're a friend he'd repay your loyalty, etc in kind. If you're a dude trying to get a signature or picture at 1am in the airport then, yeah, he's gonna be off with you.

TNA's Brittany is waaaaaaaay better as a heel. Pretty solid match with Madison Rayne on Impact. Thumbs up. :y:

Bought Mercury a house after all.

Holy fuck, Jeff Hardy is a maniac. Great match with Lashley on Impact. Ridiculous Swanton spot. Jesus.

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Agreed. They're one of the best pure tag teams with all around chemistry I've seen in a long time that don't come off as two random-ass throw togethers (or siblings). They play off of eachother in promos, each have their strengths in the ring, and are still enough of their own character for the inevitable singles run (this is WWE, they will get split up at some point, sadly). Hell the only thing they don't have is a marketable tandem name.

And for all the comparisons of Enzo and DDP, Cass has that something that reminds me of Edge if he had that WWE approved tallness.

This picture needs more mullet. On both guys.

what it really needs is more fannypack

And that 80's style rocking back and forth a lot of people did while they promo... actually, that's what Cena looks like he's doing.

Vastardikai'd
 

You know, I figured someone would drop that joke.

I had never heard of Cena being referred to as Appledough. had to look it up. now im not sure I can get it out of my head.

Naturally, it'd be me. :-\

I at least waited for 3 other options.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/dean-ambro...rview-26469163

It was probably already posted, but this is actually kind of an interesting story, bringing up CZW a bit to describe the history of Dean Ambrose and using it as a way to segue into the feud with Rollins.

For some reason, I think I have Scott Hall's TNA theme stuck in my head this morning. At least, that's what I think it is.....

<font color=goldenrod>Pretty much everybody that's done a tour in Japan, actually. It's a "badge of honor."</font>

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YeaOh!

lol this era of Backlund was great.

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So this has to be Mojo's family, right?

interesting

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Was being claimed that the booing and hostility shown was around 2-3x the level of the ending to this year's Rumble.

They shouldn't let Eva Marie wrestle. Just make her arm candy.

Eva Marie had a bad showing by general standards or her standards?

I'd argue that, by general standards, Eva Marie ALWAYS has bad showings.

Yeah, Eva Marie is pretty terrible

They should just put the title on THE DEMON KANE

Kane wins, we all win

Actually, I'm in favor of Kane winning, because it would be a different option. Reigns isn't ready just yet. Orton has been done death. Cena has been done to death, reanimated, and done to death again. Kane is kind of a rare one.

Kane winning and avenging his brother's loss to Brock Lesnar the next month would really be something.

NXT crowds are giant fags. Fat basement dwelling fags.

They remind me of impact zone crowds

Only they pay to attend the shows

BETTY HOROWITZ!!!

Cena is in a movie called Trainwreck. Probably the most to the point title he's ever been in.

<font color=goldenrod>I'm fine with relentless booing of Eva Marie. She really has no business in the ring. She's been employed by WWE for well over a year now and has been at the Performance Center for most of it but has not improved one iota. She's possibly the most helpless person they've ever put in the ring.

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can she draw heel heat, i don't know if she can talk. that you can't wrestle is the new what chant. i loved the way ec3 handled it last impact had the mic to the crowd you can't wrestle yes i can that was funny as hell.

She draws comparison with Kaitlyn who was terrible when she debuted in NXT Season 3. That's pretty much where the in-ring similarity ends.

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Saw these at the local Landmark (which is a brick and mortar retail chain for books, audio / video, games, etc). Surprised that out of the 5 titles available, one is for Ryder. Checked if they had any other WWE DVDs across any of their other stores / in the warehouse, and the answer was no.

CM Punk, Austin, The Rock, and HBK (not pictured here) i get. Didn't realise Ryder was SO popular to warrant an official DVD distribution here in India!

They did a series a couple of years ago with him (Ryder), Mysterio, Cena, Kofi I think, and a couple of others. Just cheap DVD's with a few matches on them. I don't think they sold well in Australia, they seem to be getting cheaper every few months at our DVD/CD stores.

We've got some good deals here at the moment at Sanity, our major DVD/CD chain. I picked up the latest Ultimate Warrior DVD, nWo Revolution DVD, and Best of Nitro 1&2 DVD's for $50. They normally sell for $26.99 - $36.99 each.

WWE India's finally getting its act together. We just got the first official merchandise store on an Indian e-commerce portal (Myntra.com) last week, and most of the toys are being distributed at popular stores.

Hope the interest continues, and we get more licensed merch, faster. Sucks having to pay colossal shipping fees, and it deters me from buying more.

Watched the youshoot Shane Helms.

Not good at all. Helms doesn't say much. The questions were awful.

Eva Marie makes Kelly Kelly look like Kurt Angle.

Kelly Kelly isn't that ugly

C'mon dude, of course she is. She's blonde, which just makes her another generic blonde in the wrestling biz. Keep up man :roll:

Eva Marie is hott. Fuck cares if she can rassle.

Worst Promotion of the Year

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That list in general makes me lose a shit ton of respect for them. WCW was not the worst all of those years. A couple of them maybe, but that list is utter nonsense.

I've never understood this mentality. I watch wrestling to see good wrestling matches, whether it's male or female. I'm a grown man. If I want to see a chick just cause she's hot, there are hundreds of thousands of porn sites out there. When I watch wrestling, I want bitches that can actually wrestle.

They need to find a way to bring Clem Layfield into mainstream WWE television. He's more entertaining than Heath Slater.

I've watched a handful of them. But it's best known for introducing Bad News Barrett.

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Can't recall seeing this before, the "off the air" stuff can be decent occasionally.

That must be the only stunner he has ever took.

CJ Parker is awesome. So glad they stopped jobbing him to that useless sack of shit Mojo Rawley.

Scott Hall shoulda came back for the beer bash.

these apparently existed at one time.

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ugly ass fuck

Apparently Spike TV is really upset at TNA right now and all because TNA deceived them about Vince Russo's status with the company. They only found out recently he got rehired because Russo accidentally sent the wrong email to PWI when he tried to disprove rumors of him working for TNA.

Besides Spike TV being upset, the lockeroom is also upset because TNA mislead them as well about Russo's status.

http://www.cagesideseats.com/tna-imp...ince-russo-tna

<font color=goldenrod>PW Insider are reporting that Cena giving the World Heavyweight Title to Flair actually was WWE's way of getting rid of the big gold belt. They've also ordered new plates for all WWE titles as the new logo is coming the night after SummerSlam.</font>

Two really weird ideas I had:

1. There is only one compelling feud for Adam Rose that I can come up with right now. And that involves them turning the rabbit. Not the guy in the rabbit suit. I mean have actual matches between the Rabbit and Adam Rose.

2. Have Prince Devitt debut whenever. After this debut, have ominous segments talking about how "We Destroyed Japan, and we're coming for WWE..." Then, as a way to permanently put an end to the Rosebuds, have them face Prince Devitt and mystery partners. Out comes... the Bullet Club. Mainly give the Bullet Club a brief WWE run, and one last hurrah for AJ. End of the run comes with a blow-off against a returning Wade Barrett (who's a face) and a team of his choice. Naturally, he chooses the Nexus. It then leads to a formal Devitt-Barrett feud.

Ryders was only 10 bucks new.

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"My style is Kick."

Don't see how Eva Marie is "hott", but AJ is "an underage girl" and Mickie James is "fat". None of these statements are true, but to each his own, I guess.

I suppose if she's a big enough bitch on their bullshit crossover reality show they don't vote her off the island that is WWE programming, but yeah, if she is the drizzling shits in the ring... why go there?

There are far better looking women than her who are at least halfway decent between the ropes (except Charlotte. Incredible athlete, but she unfortunately looks exactly like her dad in his prime but taller. Nattie doesn't look nearly as much like Anvil as Charlotte favors Ric.). Eva botches more than Sin Cara #1, and has no mask (well, not counting all the caked on makeup as a mask) or mood lighting. Kelly Kelly is better and she was fucking abysmal. I'm surprised she hasn't Jack Swagger'd anyone yet. Even herself. She makes everyone in the ring look that much worse, and I'm including the ref.

But more to the point, "looking good" over "ability" is one of the reasons why women's wrestling can't get over. You get a decent, watchable match out of a couple guys, then to women get in the ring that can barely arm drag and if you don't get up to piss you're only watching hoping for a nip slip. People have fond memories of Trish and Lita for reasons other than masturbation fodder. They could actually (and were able to) put on matches that were fucking watchable ON TOP OF them being something decent to look at.

WWE can relegate the non-working bitches to arm charms, and they elect not to. I guess especially now that there is already Lana, they don't want to "confuse" people by having more than one female heel manager. Give the women who can work time to work, ship the rest down to NXT or give them other shit to do. WWE can step the game up, TNA proved that a few years ago, they just don't seem to want to.

So stupid that they're making KENTA change his moveset. Losing the Go2Sleep because you think your fans will just forget that CM Punk worked there, whatever, fine.

But he should keep the running knee and yes lock, as it creates a story for him, and gives him the perfect set up for a feud with Bryan once he comes back. KENTA can be all pissed and claim that Bryan owes all his succes to his stolen moveset. It fucking writes itself.

I don't find Eva Marie all that hot (not by diva standards at least) but that's irrelevant. If I found her to be a 10, I'd say that's a reason to keep her on TV... just not a reason for her to wrestle. Have her stand in someone's corner or on camera in backstage segments and look pretty. Don't put her in the ring to move around awkwardly and sell like she's never seen a wrestling match in their life. It actually makes her less hot when she gets in the ring and performs like a retard. I am actually turned off by how dumb she looks in a wrestling match.

The Usos are like the larger versions of London and Kendrick. Read the results and am quite shocked by the result of the Jericho / Wyatt match.

I still can't tell the Uso's apart.

Jey has sleeves on both arms, Jimmy only the one.....that's how I tell... that GIF is Jimmy.

I loved that Funaki was with Kenta in that video.

It just makes me want to see Funaki as Kenta's manager.

Also,

:roll:

I will forever defend Swagger on that.

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lol wut

http://machomanwins.tumblr.com/

So Barrett himself is Dolphins1925.

It's loltna time!

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Holy fuck. :(

You're out...of business.

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Hey, look..another streak for Brock to conquer. I dare Heyman to mention Cena's won at 14 straight PPVs.

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WWE would blow up every single one of Twitter's servers if that happened.

The problem is it makes no sense. When we last saw Punk he was still on the outs with Heyman. There'd have to be a pretty crafty storyline reason why Heyman would go to Punk instead of Lesnar.

Plan C
Stin G

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