Dammit! Was looking forward to seeing him kick some ass this year. Vikings were looking better.

Who is the backup? Is it still Shaun Hill?

Better talk my boss off the ledge tomorrow at work. Huge Vikings fan.

Could be better for them if the shit QB knows it's APs team and they run it All Day.

Right now I'm leaving early sunday and coming back after the game but I might turn it into a mini vacation...I dunno

Just purchased tickets to Colts vs KC and four days later Colts vs Pittsburgh. I'M ALL IN ON THIS LOSING SEASON!

It's not like this is anything new that niggers have whined about so why did he not say crap when he was starting in the SuperBowl? I mean, there is no bigger or better stage if you want to "raise awareness" for your cause. His PR team probably thought this would be a great way to take focus off his downfall.

Why isn't he out helping in Detroit or Chicago if he is so worried about niggers being oppressed?

Yes, but instead of Manziel, Jerry actually calls in the fictional Johnny Rehab character from Robocop 3.

Pray for Teddy Roosevelt.

:lol:

NFL cleared three players while another is still under investigation from the Al Jazeera roids report earlier in the year.

The AFC South can't be that bad

No its not. The Texans will be god. I think the Titans are legitimate contenders for the Superbowl. No joke. No one is talking about them.

RP, Luck will bring us to the promise land. All by himself.

First parlay of the year for tonight

Ravens +5.5
Patriots +2.5
Packers +3.5
Vikings -1.5

So yeah I'm a degenerate gambler

pre-season betting seems harder. No way to tell how hard they will play.

Tom Brady played the first half..dudnt help much butvtheyre winning 6-3 half

Saints played all their starters early but same result winning 6-3..ravens getting 5.5 though

I might have messed up on the Vikings though

Watching Ravens and Patriots and listening to Vikings and Packers

1/2 second I thought pats qb last name was Brisket

Hold on there, RP. I'm a Titans fan and even I am not THAT optimistic this year.

Vikings just traded their 2017 first and fourth round picks to the Eagles for Sam Bradford.

Holy shit that's one of the worst panic trades I've ever seen. It also gives the Eagles a first rounder for the draft which will be in Philly next year.

Lol Vikings.

Fuck yeah! Best trade ever

Since he came into the league Bradford has a 4th lowest QBR of any QB who has made at least 30 starts. Behind only Gabbert, Henne, and Sanchez.

Could have just traded for Buttfumble for a lot less.

woohoo! week 1 win for the Titans :D (they play the Vikings)

Still need to deal with AP and a nice defense. Plus, you need to give Bradford 2 games before getting hurt. Sorry Owen :(

:mad: Ruien

To be fair I'm pretty sure he's the best QB they could have gotten..

Vikings must have a really terrible backup QB if they panicked that hard to get Sam Bradford. Eagles pretty much undid last year's terrible trade to get Bradford with that deal.

Lol the 4th round pick is a 2nd round pick if Bradford plays 80% of snaps AND the Vikings win the SB

Bradford is better than Shaun Hill and undtaftef rookie Joel Stave.

Nothing like looking forward to another 4-12 season

Exactly

Vikings could have had Mark Sanchez for free

Giants release Andre Williams. Thank fuck.

butt they didn't.

Ravens cut Forsett..I'm really shocked

He's welcome here. We need a RB. Most reports are he'll be back with the Ravens it's a temporary roster move.

Why the heck would they do that? Do they hate having a RB?

Oh. Going to laugh if he goes somewhere else for more money.

31 is old? Coming off the injury?

I like Buck Allen a lot but I don't think he's capable of being a starter.

Broncos cut Ronnie Hillman. Who was a damn good runningback behind C.J. Anderson. Some team will snatch him up quick.

And they wanna trade Aqib Talib, for reasons I do not understand yet.

Aaaaaaand Sanchez is on his way to Dallas.

Because he'll probably end up shooting someone soon.

Anybody think it's dumb that the NFL is suspending Ninkovich of the Patriots 4 games but he was going to miss those games anyway with a torn tricep..the suspension shouldn't start til he's healthy enough to play

I thought you couldn't serve suspensions while injured. Seems weird.

7-9.... going to shock the world this year :roll:

... How is Sam Bradford being considered worth a 1st round draft pick at this point???? PLUS a fourth round pic! How???? Insane.

Bears released Robbie Gould and they don't have a kicker on their roster. Lol

Kickers are for the weak. Bears are touchdown or go home.

I'll do it.

So, it's go home then.

I just think it's funny theyd cut him 1 week before without having a kicker on the roster although I know that's plenty of time to bring in one.

The Bears have already signed Connor Barth as a replacement kicker.

Meanwhile the Giants just made a really puzzling move. They released Jasper Brinkley who as of yesterday was scheduled to be their starting middle linebacker AND whose salary this year was fully guaranteed. And they signed QB Josh Johnson.

The Giants like most teams rarely ever carry 3 QBs on their roster to open the year, because you can always sign veteran QBs later in the year if needed and realistically your season is fucked if your starter goes down.

The only theory that would make sense to me is that Brinkley is banged up and wasn't going to suit up this week, so they cut him with the plan of bringing him back next week since they've already guaranteed him his money. Johnson meanwhile is a fast QB who can simulate Dak Prescott in practice.

If it's not that though, I don't get the move at all. Brinkley was one of their only good LBs last year.

First regukar season parlay bet

Broncos +3.5
Jets +2.5
Chargers +7.5
Ravens -3.5

Also got in on the Ravens at 22-1 to win the Super Bowl

I'm keeping a journal of all my picks this year. I will post the rest of my picks at some point.

We need more people in them Pick them league.

Probably not a good sign for Jared Goff's career that Deadspin basically compared him as the next Jamarcus Russell when it comes to possible busts.

Going to be the first QB picked #1 since Russell to not start in Week 1 and Rams don't even have him listed on the depth chart (Rams punter is their 3rd stringer). Even comparisons to QBs picked high and didn't start in Week 1 or their rookie season don't look good for Goff since those teams already had quality vets as starters or purposely did it to groom them into franchise QBs.

For some reference, Russell managed to topple Ryan Leaf as worst ever bust in NFL history.

http://deadspin.com/jared-goff-is-not-ready-1786315447

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

Fuck yeah

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Let's do this Denver.

Not gonna highlight all the times they got blown out in the Super Bowl?

Turnovers ugh

Nice run for your first NFL carry Janovich.

Bringing the fullback back

I was a Mike Alstott mark back in the day

Didn't think you were allowed to challenge after calling a timeout

If you have a timeout you can challenge.

Chopblock

Total Elimination

Cam took a few brutal looking shots to the head tonight.

No catch.

The ball moved after he went to the ground. I don't think they made the right call.

Didn't look like he secured the ball the whole way

lol

But hey, it only took one game to see that the NFL still doesn't know what a catch is

Well there ya go lol

The Giants remain the only home team to lose the Kickoff Game, having done so twice since the tradition started in 2002. :(

Glad the Broncos won though.

Wait...Trevor Siemian was born in my hometown? Didn't grow up here or anything but that's still pretty rad.

I'm glad you qualified that as home team. The Ravens lost in Denver because of the Orioles..

:( no Gronk for week 1's game against the Cards. Pats also lost two guys on the O-line for the game as well which is going to make things even tougher for Garoppolo.

Drofords Generate Gambler Picks
Broncos +3.5
Falcons -2.5
Titans +2.5
Chargers +7.5
Raiders +.5
Jets +2.5
Eagles -4.5
Packers -5.5
Texans -6.5
Ravens -3.5
Dolphins +10.5
Giants PK
Colts -3.5
Patriots +6.5
Steelers -3.5
Rams -2.5

Winner winner chicken dinner. $550 in my pocket

Hey the Ravens won :)

I have another 5 team parlay with Chargers Jets Ravens + Dolphins +10.5 and Giants +.5 that is looking interesting

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Plus the one I already cashed in

https://s9.postimg.org/amwo79ywf/811201619348.jpg

Never been a bigger giants fan than right now lol

Bills, Jets and Miami fall!

:lol: at the ending to Cowboys-Giants

Droford wins 1050!

Haha..haha..thanks for the $500 cowboys lol

Pats have Mongo's Nephew as a player. Just held somebody.

HOGAN BROTHER!

1-0.

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:love: Pats win.

Garoppolo looked good tonight against the Cards D.

The Patriots, who were being given 9 points on the road, just pulled out a win against one of the presumptive NFC favorites without their two best players and a massive mismatch on the offensive line via missed a field goal. And the rest of their division lost.

Boy am I sure glad to see that. Boston fans deserve it, nothing ever goes their way.

And for the most part if it wasn't for a few fumbles by Blount it wouldn't have been that close.

I will laugh my ass off if the Pats go 4-0 while Brady is suspended, that will be a huge slap in the face to Adolf Goodell

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If that happens, it's officially time to start the perfect season watch.

The Arizona game was the toughest one of the 4.
Not to mention it's 3 straight home games vs Miami Houston and Buffalo. Houston is the toughest of them.

Also throwing this in here as a reminder to me my early lean on picks for a parlay are Jets Ravens Bucs and Vikings..

And only one Quarterback can stop them.

Which is funny cause the Ravens play them on MNF just like their undefeated season. Just one week later..