Bret's number-one for me. But I don't need 60-something Bret on my TV. Makes me sad.

It would be fine if he showed up to present the Owen cup and maybe have someone bump for him and take a sharp shooter. Don’t need him cutting promos and bring a regular character every week.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dude stuff. <a href="https://t.co/bTE2GoqawM">pic.twitter.com/bTE2GoqawM</a></p>&mdash; WCW Deep Cuts (@DeepCutsWCW) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeepCutsWCW/status/1517685312704724992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 23, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I like the "when you step on Lego" Goldberg pic. My 6 year old loves Lego now....... yeah..

Friend of mine just told me this hilarious idea he had: On RAW a countdown starts on the screen and the lights go out at the end.....BREAK THE WALLS DOWN....and out walks Theory. Thermonuclear heat.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Shawn Michaels has to actually work for his WWE money and all Bret had to do was float the idea that he might show up on AEW TV and now he's getting paid to keep staying home. Once again The Hitman wins.</p>&mdash; Rasslin Uploader (Armstrong Alley on YT) (@KrisPLettuce) <a href="https://twitter.com/KrisPLettuce/status/1517862130627796992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 23, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That's a good thing tbh. If Bret had to train the next generation in NXT they'd become the most boring group of rasslers ever and probably destroy the entire industry in a matter of months by running off what viewers are left.

He'd teach those mooks how to throw a fuckin punch, that's for sure.

The only reason people think Bret had a good punch is because HBK sold the hell out of it for him because he knew everyone in the audience was going to fall asleep otherwise.

Wrestling as a whole would be much better if everyone paid as much attention as Bret did to the finer details of wrestling a match. It adds so much to the immersion.

He never rushed a damned thing. No movement was wasted. It all went toward the story of the match. Plus, I'd rather watch Bret do a fucking backbreaker than literally ANYBODY do another tope or top-rope hurricanrana. Always found a way to execute it that made it mean much more, with unique sequencing.

Yes.

Shawn working hard while Bret sits around being lazy

Some things never change

I cam see why Bret would hook up with FTR.

He'd used to being carried by better workers (HBK , Austin, Nash, Owen etc)

Gertner, you should get tested for covid. I heard one of the symptoms is lack of taste.

People will occasionally throw out dream matches like Bret Hart vs. Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels vs. Brock Lesnar. Bret Hart vs. Brock Lesnar would have been something special though.

But…why?

There's too many skeletons (both figurative and possibly literal) in that closet.

Teddy Hart, another example of a guy that beat CM Phil's ass in a shoot fight :rofl:

Sooooo desperate.

the dynamite doofus strikes again!

Says the dude STILL repping my wall everyday. OBSESSED!

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I try to rep all posts I find noteable in quality including the previous 3 in a row! If my use of my God-given rep power makes anyone else cry like it does “Leaping” Lanny Cumdorx over here, then that’s something I’m willing to look into.

fun fact: fan cums after every 5th rep he gives

Used to be every 3. I’m getting older.

Someone explain to me the name "cumdorx" and what the hell it is even supposed to mean

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Even better would be if the lights go out, break the walls down and MICRO CLOWN walks out.
By the way, Micro Clown has returned.

I agree that that would be way better.

Someone give thekrow the book for Monday Night RAW

As Micro Clown enters the ring, the crowd is confused, some thinking that its the long awaited return of Hornswoggle. All of a sudden, Roman Reigns makes his way down to the ring but he completely ignores Micro Clown. Reigns grabs the microphone.


Roman Reigns : You see this? *points to Micro Clown*


Micro Clown dances around.


Roman Reigns : I know you don't, there's no one in the ring with me! The doctor said I'm seeing things!



Micro Clown low blows Roman Reigns. Reigns turns red in the face ignoring the pain in his balls.


Roman Reigns : GLUGGGGG, There is no such thing as a micro clown! Its just my schizophrenia, the doctor said that Micro Clown doesn't exist!


Micro Clown dances around Roman Reigns hitting and punching him, Roman Reigns continues to ignore him. Micro Clown eventually passes out from hitting Roman Reigns so much and falls in the middle of the ring. Roman Reigns then spends the next month ignoring Micro Clown claiming that Micro Clown is a figment of his imagination due to his undiagnosed schizophrenia. None of the other wrestlers including the commentary ever mention Micro Clown and pretend they can not see him.


Eventually it leads to a match whee Micro Clown costs Reigns his titles and reigns breaks down crying,

"Micro Clown was there all along. I pretended that he doesn't exist...because I am his FATHER and I refuse to pay child support for a clown!"


Down the line, Micro Clown steals Reign's titles and sells them in a pawn shop for back-due child support.



This culminates in a Summerslam main event where Reigns fights Brock Lesnar again in an adoption paper's on a pole match. If Lesnar wins, Roman Reigns will pay Micro Clown all the years of child support that he never paid out. If Roman Reigns wins, Brock Lesnar is forced to adopt Micro Clown as his own son and support him.


Reigns ends up winning the match and for the rest of the year, Lesnar tries everything to get rid of Micro Clown who constantly annoys him. Lesnar comes up with different ways to take out Micro Clown including assassination attempts, kidnappings and even injecting Micro Clown with COVID-19, but Micro Clown always comes out unharmed.


Now that's WWE worth watching!

Let the new boom period of rassling begin!

I never imagined liking someone's fantasy booking more than Noid's yet here we are.

“That’s killer backwards.”

I get it.... thought it was just some "internet meme" that I wasn't familiar with.....

Still dumb tho

Just quoting to bring this beautiful piece of fantasy booking to the new page

I absolutely love that Micro Crown idea. I like the way it doesn’t make Reigns look bad at all. It takes nut shots to bring him down, and Micro Clown even passes out from trying to hurt him. It gives us a fresh reason for Reigns vs. Brock, with Reigns getting another big win. It also provides context for Brock being a clear babyface, which is going to be hard to maintain without him taking up for someone else.

I wouldn’t have Brock get rid of Micro Clown though. I get him initially trying to get rid of him. Injecting him with COVID-19 is topical. But in the end Brock should learn to love Micro Clown. Having tag matches together would give Brock a level of vulnerability too.

There’s also potential to do something with Reigns doctor too. Was he in on it? Could this be a way to bring Dr. Shelby back? Could the doctor be a wrestler? He can be Dr. Rawsmack and give people the Rawsmack Test as a finish. That is if they pass the mental health evaluation he makes everybody pass before they get in the ring with him.

shut up cumdork

Lock Jaw’s jealous he didn’t make the discovery first.

waJ kcoL

The bad merch thread made me think of bad wrestling gear. There was this period a few years back where wrestlers in the WWE went through this turgid phase of wearing grey trunks with orange trimming. It was fucking disgusting.

I really wish Christian was in the WWE as opposed to AEW. I’d love to see him working with Edge and AJ Styles and the like. Trade him for Finn Balor.

Christian should beat Ramon Reigns for the title(s)

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Scott Steiner would destroy you with style. <a href="https://t.co/tMIascOGeB">pic.twitter.com/tMIascOGeB</a></p>&mdash; WCW Deep Cuts (@DeepCutsWCW) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeepCutsWCW/status/1518258100473630720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 24, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Wooo Danhausen has reunited with Dan The Dad to form the Interdimensional Mega Powers! The tag team world is on notice.

Danhausen is a rare exception to the rule of ridiculous gimmick wrestlers for me because he is insanely loveable. I’m weary of the thought of him teaming with this “Dan the Dad” character...

I’ve seen Scott do this before. I heard an announcer call it something once. I was watching a WWA show (Why? I don’t know) and I’m pretty sure Nathan Jones went for this move on Jeff Jarrett and it just went horribly wrong.

Generically I’d guess it’d be a Tilt-a-whirl Sidewalk Slam.

Didn't know who danhausen was before he popped up in AEW but I'm enjoying whatever the hell he is

Wow. NJPWs president saved a little girl who fell between the platform and an oncoming train while he was on his way home from the airport. Laid down over the edge and pulled her up in time.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hmmmabout 10 since I was slowing down to. Light. But he had a heart. Attack. Nothing to do with my seizure</p>&mdash; Tamara Sytch (@WWEHOFerSunny) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEHOFerSunny/status/1517632872118685696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">QUESTION FOR ALL: why follow me (and others) just to write nasty comments and derogatory remarks? Is your life that fucking boring?? Can’t you think of something to do? Like assemble LEGOS?? or dress like Star Wars characters? Doesn’t it show your insecurities ??</p>&mdash; Tamara Sytch (@WWEHOFerSunny) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEHOFerSunny/status/1517626525104943105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Kickout at two??

I think I heard it called a “whirlwind slam” or something like that. Come to think of it I think it was a match against Bret & Owen.

Glad that worked out. Ironically he’s about to get involved with a train wreck of a promotion.

Is she saying she had a seizure which caused her to rear end a guy who happened to have an unrelated heart attack?

i believe her

Lol seems to be the case

:lol:

What is in the water in whatever fucking city this happened in? Goddamn.

Most likely is she was live streaming while high on oxy and her buttplug was turned up to 11 after hitting a pothole because the CITY OF (insert CITY here) sucks at repairing pot holes.


At her moment of climax, and thereby the money hour, she floored it, then rear-ending someone else (Ha! get it?) and blaming it on a seizure?




But Detective Drave, where'd the butt plug go? Easy. Where it was destined to all along, where the Sun don't shine, brother.

Can I catch the video of this on her OnlyFans? Sounds hot.

Unfortunately, Ms. Sytch is involved in litigation with this incident. I am not at liberty to divulge anything further. However, we may be able to Skip to the part where we see her Body. Donna (her OnlyFans mgr) did not respond with a comment when contacted. Please standby as this develops, I know you want to.

It honestly seems like Sytch in the clear for this incident (lol the irl incident not Dave’s erotic fanfic version). Hopefully she never drives again.

Sunny was one of the first "babes" of my life, I was her live when I was 10 and I was so horny for her. So cute, this was in early 97. Man I really want her in jail now. It's not that I really care about what she does to herself, she's gone as far as I'm concerned. I can't stand people who kill others while driving impaired. I don't care about the grey areas of this story, it's enough to condemn her in my opinion.

Yeah, Sunny in her prime remains the hottest woman in the history of wrestling for me.

She was such a dynamic performer too which added to the hotness

And I don’t mean in bed you savages!

She will

I'm sad that I got into wrestling too late to enjoy prime Sunny. I was mostly a WCW guy starting off as well and the 1998 WCW roster didn't exactly have much in the way of hot women aside from a brief Nitro girls dance.

Torrie Wilson turned up in 1999 though so that was nice.

:'(:'(

Fuck. Even Scott Hall stopped driving after he realized he couldn’t trust himself.

I'm more upset with a system that allows a serial abuser to continue to drive like this.


It's so fucking stupid. Guarantee you if she were to die in the crash, people would be upset at the other person, and it'd be such a "tragedy". Sorry, but she's a huge piece of shit. Like... if a piece of shit ate a piece of shit and then took a shit, she's that piece of shit.

Speaking of ridiculous gimmick wrestlers....Where has Orange Cassidy been?

Orange Cassidy is one of the main eventers on AEW.

He's been hurt since the ladder match at Revolution. If he shows up it's just to be at ringside.

Eric Bischoff then discussed people who compare the ratings online. In his opinion, the people that do that are just creating stats for a specific narrative. That is something he called Tony Khan out for, as Eric doesn’t see how AEW is competitive with WWE.

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" SO EVERYBODY KNOWS, WANTS TO KNOW WHY ERIC BITCH-OFF IS BITCHING ABOUT TODAY!


BITCH-OFF, YOU SAY A E DUB CANT COMPETE WITH THE DOUBLE DOUBLE E? BIG POPPA PUMP KNOWS ANOTHER COMPANY THAT COULDN'T COMPETE WITH DOUBLE DOUBLE E, IT WAS CALLED DOUBLE C DOUBLE!
THE ONLY REASON YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A COMPANY DIDNT GO OUT OF BUSINESS BACK IN 1989 WAS BECAUSE YOU SIGNED BIG POPPA PUMP!



YOU TALK ABOUT NARO...NERO...NARRAVIVE?!?!


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WHO THE HELL CARES WHAT WORD YOU JUST SAID ! BECAUSE WHATEVER EXCUSE YOU'RE MAKING IS LESS BELIEVABLE THAN BRET HART WIPING HIS OWN ASS!


NOW HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME FROM THE DOUBLE DOUBLE E HALL OF FAME!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jindrak &amp; O’Haire were both 6’6 and jacked beyond belief.<br><br>They did this stuff with ease. <a href="https://t.co/iEKoIBkAX1">pic.twitter.com/iEKoIBkAX1</a></p>&mdash; WCW Deep Cuts (@DeepCutsWCW) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeepCutsWCW/status/1518636018307579909?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 25, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I was loving the NBK before wcw folded

How did WWE fuck those guys up?

Particularly O’Haire. He had everything and then they landed on those devils advocate skits. They wouldn’t have even been difficult to write for either. They could have had him cause friction in a tag team by getting in the ear of one of them and tempting him to go solo. So many possibilities with a gimmick like that and a very easy way to creat feuds and further other ones.

Then they threw him with Piper and made him dress in some sort of leather gimpsuit. It’s baffling even today. They were vignettes that you can remember vividly even today.

Cornette has spoken about this in the past. He’s said that if you see the vignettes you’d think you’re looking at one of the biggest stars in the wrestling industry. But when it came to his antics outside the ring, he just couldn’t get them under control. Cornette mentioned a brother “whose name is almost Sean” who would mouth off and constantly get Sean into trouble.

Plus, if you think about it, it’s hard to think of an actually good O’Haire or Jindrak match. They had that athleticism and they make for fun gifs now, but they both were pretty much just there on their best days.

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Considering how much of the roster is just tiny “flippy shit” athletic guys, O’Haire having that athletic ability PLUS size, PLUS some personality should have been a lock for at least a good stint in the upper midcard.

Just gonna casually ignore that thekrow stole our beloved Curtis's gimmick???


The KOTF should not stand for this treachery.......

Curtis isn’t around. I’ll allow it as a loving tribute.

thekrow > Curtis

Hey now

I enjoyed that krow post but I got excited that Curtis was back

thekrow! C-fed forum!

Curtis sucked

Curtis was the man

This is true. They will focus on archaic demos that work for them and ignore demos that don’t. They will ignore the stigma of wrestling, the global appeal of one product over another, and its content rating and how that affects ad rates. It’s Meltzer talk so he always had something for his newsletter on slow news weeks, and was largely used to trash WWE to sell those letters to disgruntled WWE fans — the ones you will find angry online looking to buy content outside WWE’s purview.

He’s carried the narrative into AEW, ignoring that their audience is largely going to age out of the “desirable” 18-49 demo by the time TV contract negotiations are through, and to focus on ways he can twist AEW into being a success when it’s just not as popular as the other product. Period.

He’s a true ratings mover. Who else gets spikes of a couple of thousand people? And we all know attention = approval.

You son of a bitch

gertner

listen

you may be in constant contention for my favorite poster but i WILL put you on ignore and brag about it over this

I CAN JUST START FOLLOWING WCW DEEP CUTS MYSELF BUDDY

Lmfao I love both of you and will put you on ignore just to feel like I belong

This thread has weird energy

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Who would ever put Lock Jaw on ignore? You should read every post and accept them into your heart as was intended

Lmfaooo