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Mr. Nerfect 06-22-2014 07:15 PM

Heath Slater is fucking great and is getting better all the time. I'd like to see him continue to get involved in Rusev's business. Have him face Rusev again this week on RAW and cut a pre-match promo:

Slater
Why I did I challenge you to another match, Rusev? Firstly, it's always good to see Lana in them dresses. Secondly, I know I can beat you. People think I am an insane for wanting to get back in the ring with you, Rusev, but I'm Heath Slater, babaaaay! I'm a former three-time WWE Tag Team Champion. How many titles have you won?

Slater then holds his own with some quick jabs before an angry Rusev gives chase around the ringside area to Slater, who slides into the ring and hits a leg lariat. Slater then hits a flashpoint from the second rope for a two count on Rusev, as the commentators talk about how well Slater is doing. A Smash Hit is countered and Rusev then finishes off Slater with The Accolade. The hold is kept in and the referee reverses his decision -- the winner of the match as a result of a disqualification...Heath Slater! Rusev continues his beat-down of Slater, and Big E runs out for the save.

This all leads to Rusev vs. Jack Swagger vs. Big E vs. Heath Slater at Money in the Bank.

Lock Jaw 06-22-2014 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4456407)
Current rumors from the dirtsheets are both Austin Aires and Samoa Joe are the possible next big stars to leave TNA with both looking at going to ROH. Doesn't seem to be money issues and more booking committee issues.

Austin Aries also voted for #4Sides on twitter, and so far it is looking like #6Sides is winning heavily. So he prob isn't too happy about that.

SlickyTrickyDamon 06-22-2014 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 4456442)
Stardust. Lol. Cody has gold there. I hope he makes it into the Money in the Bank Ladder Match, actually.

Dean Ambrose's new look and theme are pretty cool (Ambrose's theme reminds me of The Joker's theme from Batman), but I feel that the aesthetic change for Ambrose has come a bit soon. If The Authority hate the guy so much, why give him new music? It kind of shatters the fourth wall a bit.

I hope he wins the contract at Money in the Bank. An insane Ambrose with the briefcase? Awesome.

I don't get giving Ambrose a new look when they cut that strong "Game of Thrones" promo last week. Why are they splitting up the team just because Rollins left?

Cool King 06-22-2014 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4456086)
Ambrose seemed to be the most pissed off at Rollins and being the crazy guy he is, he won't stop until he finally gets Rollins and kicks his ass.

Reigns on the other hand, is angry at Triple H for everything Triple H has done to him (and also Ambrose) recently. (The attacks on The Shield that Triple H coordinated, the handicap matches that Triple H set up, The whole Evolution/Shield feud, as both men were the leaders of each group, and Triple H forbidding Roman Reigns from entering the battle royal this week) Reigns wants to get back at Triple H for all that.

So both Ambrose and Reigns are focusing on/after two different guys, so they quietly went their separate ways to go after those separate men, disbanding The Shield in the process. Though I'm sure they're still going to work together every now and then, as Triple H and Rollins will most likely be doing that too.


Cool King 06-22-2014 10:27 PM

WWEShop is actually selling a poster (for $14.99) of a ring that hasn't been built.

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw...rge/W07584.jpg

They really will sell anything.

SlickyTrickyDamon 06-22-2014 10:33 PM

Probably made it because of the popularity of the WWE Archivist youtube series.

Maybe they should have a poster of the hording Vince does in the archive.

Lock Jaw 06-22-2014 10:40 PM

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Lock Jaw 06-22-2014 10:41 PM

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SlickyTrickyDamon 06-22-2014 11:07 PM

Not Gorgeous.

GD 06-23-2014 01:10 AM

Every time, I hear "Hey there Delilah", I think of "Hey there Halailailiyalailiya..."

#1-norm-fan 06-23-2014 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 4455775)
heath slater is so awful

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan (Post 4455777)
Agreed!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 4456448)
Heath Slater is fucking great and is getting better all the time.

You're outvoted, Noid. He really is insanely bad. Like... some people can pull off being weird and awkward on the mic yet kinda making it entertaining. He's just weird and awkward in a way that makes it ridiculous that he gets paid to speak on television.

Vastardikai 06-23-2014 02:10 AM

He doesn't get paid to speak on television. He gets paid to get his ass kicked on television. His awkward talking is how he sets up getting his ass kicked on television.

#1-norm-fan 06-23-2014 02:14 AM

Well he speaks on television while playing a character. And he's completely awful at it. And he makes money doing it.

Sepholio 06-23-2014 02:44 AM

Heath Slater ftw.

Now the votes start swining back in Noids direction. Take that.

#1-norm-fan 06-23-2014 03:43 AM

Nope. I've done polls. It's still 3,217,920 to 5 in favor of "awful".

SlickyTrickyDamon 06-23-2014 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4456712)
Well he speaks on television while playing a character. And he's completely awful at it. And he makes money doing it.

Which means he is a success.

Sure he could be fired at a moments notice but ONE MAN BAND BABY!

Tom Guycott 06-23-2014 06:13 AM

Had a response for that "Vaudevillans" pic, but for some reason, I havean issue with the forums crashing on PC. Works fine on my phone, but I'm not typing out the ur.

Mr. Nerfect 06-23-2014 06:46 AM

Yeah, but we have Gertner, fan. Slater is awesome.

Mr. Nerfect 06-23-2014 06:46 AM

BABAAAAAY!

Cool King 06-23-2014 08:40 AM

I like Heath Slater.

#1-norm-fan 06-23-2014 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 4456756)
Yeah, but we have Gertner, fan. Slater is awesome.

I'm gonna be like the kid telling you Santa isn't real and let you know Gertner also finds him awful and likes him the same way people enjoy watching awful, awkward things.

I mean, he's fine in the ring. But my God he sounds like a retarded child with a dick in his mouth trying entirely too hard to force some charisma every time he talks.

Innovator 06-23-2014 10:36 AM

"Mr. Charisma" Michael Elgin is the new ROH World Champion after the PPV last night. Didn't see it but I want more Adam Cole.

#1-norm-fan 06-23-2014 10:45 AM

Wasn't this their first actual televised PPV? I guess they had to do something to make it a "big deal".

Michael Elgin reminds me of Chris Benoit for some reason and it kinda creeps me out to watch him.

Innovator 06-23-2014 10:57 AM

Yeah it was their first live PPV. They used to do taped ones back in 2007 when I followed it closely.

I think I soured on Elgin when I was watching Okada vs. Elgin vs. AJ Styles, and Elgin's legs were worked over and he ignored that to do ALL of his power spots

Innovator 06-23-2014 11:26 AM

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Innovator 06-23-2014 11:26 AM

Holy ref bump

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c1eec2a8...u47to1_400.gif

drave 06-23-2014 11:28 AM

#refHOF

Cool King 06-23-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4456869)
I mean, he's fine in the ring. But my God he sounds like a retarded child with a dick in his mouth trying entirely too hard to force some charisma every time he talks.

Funny that, I think the same thing about Paige whenever she talks.

Cool King 06-23-2014 12:51 PM

Cue "she can have my dick in her mouth" or something to that effect, from one of the Paige Faithfull.

Innovator 06-23-2014 01:00 PM

Hey everyone, did you know Cool King doesn't like Paige?

whiteyford 06-23-2014 01:15 PM

She's no Scott Norton...

Rammsteinmad 06-23-2014 02:19 PM

Paige is overrated.

Triple A 06-23-2014 03:06 PM

wish y`all would post more threads...

Cool King 06-23-2014 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4456937)
Hey everyone, did you know Cool King doesn't like Paige?

I'm sure there's a few that still don't know.

Cool King 06-23-2014 03:36 PM

But seriously though, I think Paige is terrible on the mic, and I'm not just saying that because I don't like her.

She just talks like she's got a bunch of rocks in her mouth and she always sounds really awkward when she talks.

road doggy dogg 06-23-2014 04:17 PM

I haven't heard her cut a single promo ever

road doggy dogg 06-23-2014 04:17 PM

Also she is a goddess, I hate you all

screech 06-23-2014 04:43 PM

I'm with rdd. Don't talk about my second wife like this!

VSG 06-23-2014 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4456992)
I'm with rdd. Don't talk about my second wife like this!

I didn't realize you were moving to Alabama. Or is polygamy now universally legal? :p

VSG 06-23-2014 05:47 PM

Damn.. That was such a DAMN iNATOResque post.

Emperor Smeat 06-23-2014 06:13 PM

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Bad News Gertner 06-23-2014 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4456869)
I'm gonna be like the kid telling you Santa isn't real and let you know Gertner also finds him awful and likes him the same way people enjoy watching awful, awkward things.

I mean, he's fine in the ring. But my God he sounds like a retarded child with a dick in his mouth trying entirely too hard to force some charisma every time he talks.

As one half of the tag champs, my vote rules. Heath Slater is fucking amazing in every way. Top 5 heel in the company.

SlickyTrickyDamon 06-23-2014 08:30 PM

Six sides are back.

Razzamajazz 06-23-2014 08:31 PM

oh no

Lock Jaw 06-23-2014 08:49 PM

Of course they are. This way TNA gets to make a big deal at least twice, once for when they go back to six sides, and then once when they eventually go back to four sides again.

Mr. Nerfect 06-23-2014 08:52 PM

I get the promo complaints about Paige, but she has gotten so much better. It's just her accent. Her work at NXT Takeover was quite good, for example.

I don't like the way she's being handled on the main roster. They are almost trying to push two ideas with Paige: One is that she's this stellar in-ring performer from NXT, and another that she is this fluky girl who still needs to prove herself. Those ideas just aren't compatible. She should be booked more dominantly, in my opinion. I can understand her getting the crap kicked out of her by Tamina only to come back and win the match, but Alicia Fox shouldn't be dominating her as much as she is. And I disagree with both the falls Paige has taken since winning the Divas Title. There were better ways to set up matches with Alicia Fox and now Naomi.

Mr. Nerfect 06-23-2014 08:52 PM

Emma is also being handled badly. Boo!

Mr. Nerfect 06-23-2014 08:53 PM

Heath Slater can be a top five anything he wants.

#1-norm-fan 06-23-2014 09:01 PM

Oh you think everyone is a top 5 everything.

Acknowledge a wrestler not being very good, Goddammit!

Savio 06-23-2014 09:30 PM

I look back and shake my head at how they fumbled Big Shows "Iron Clad" Contract.


I really wish they would have switched Kane into his position instead.

Vastardikai 06-23-2014 10:58 PM

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If you ask me, he got off easy. You don't put on another man's hat.

I should also mention that the ring attendant was Mel Phillips.

Mr. Nerfect 06-23-2014 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4457253)
Oh you think everyone is a top 5 everything.

Acknowledge a wrestler not being very good, Goddammit!

Alright. Ryback isn't very good. :p

Dark One 06-23-2014 11:54 PM

Here's a picture of what I can only assume is Hulk Hogan taking a tough dump while Randy Savage is working out.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Most intense workout partner I ever had. HH <a href="http://t.co/lQrn0XveVm">pic.twitter.com/lQrn0XveVm</a></p>&mdash; Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) <a href="https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/statuses/481119701691428865">June 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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I also enjoy that Hogan is still signing off of his tweets with "HH"

Emperor Smeat 06-24-2014 12:01 AM

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SlickyTrickyDamon 06-24-2014 12:08 AM

Well thanks Stardust Alexa Bliss is now going to get released.

#1-norm-fan 06-24-2014 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 4457639)
Alright. Ryback isn't very good. :p

Half of one of the top 5 tag teams in the WWE? Impossible.

Fignuts 06-24-2014 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4456937)
Hey everyone, did you know Cool King doesn't like Paige?

Quote:

Originally Posted by whiteyford (Post 4456939)
She's no Scott Norton...


Then again, who is?


Sorry I'm late everybody.

Shadrick 06-24-2014 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4457676)
Half of one of the top 5 tag teams in the WWE? Impossible.

That's not really saying much :(

Cool King 06-24-2014 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 4457697)
Then again, who is?


Sorry I'm late everybody.

Better late than never.

Innovator 06-24-2014 11:31 AM

http://www.prowrestlingtees.com/medi...dier_front.jpg

They're in stock now:

http://www.prowrestlingtees.com/prom...e-soldier.html

XL 06-24-2014 12:30 PM

Do they ship to the UK?

whiteyford 06-24-2014 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4456970)
But seriously though, I think Paige is terrible on the mic, and I'm not just saying that because I don't like her.

She just talks like she's got a bunch of rocks in her mouth and she always sounds really awkward when she talks.

She not just trying to soften her accent?

Innovator 06-24-2014 02:21 PM

XL, I think they do

XL 06-24-2014 03:42 PM

Hmmmmm. About £27 including shipping.

Fignuts 06-24-2014 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4457803)

Was going to get this, but then realized anyone who saw me wearing it would have no clue it's a wrestling shirt, and would probably think I'm some retarded gun nut, or about to go shoot up a school.

Innovator 06-24-2014 04:05 PM

Some kid is going to wear that into high school doing the fingergun pose and get in deep shit

Innovator 06-24-2014 04:09 PM

I found Cool King's new gif:

http://fat.gfycat.com/SecondhandSilentHarborseal.gif

Emperor Smeat 06-24-2014 05:08 PM

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The Fraze 06-24-2014 05:22 PM

Anyone know who the actress was that played The Rock's high school girlfriend in the This Is Your Life segment?

Seth82 06-24-2014 05:51 PM

not a good year for AWA Announcers.

http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-t...medium=twitter

http://s1.dmcdn.net/DV_kA/526x297-vVx.jpg

Larry Shipley, better known as Larry Nelson, passed away last night after a battle with pancreatic cancer. Friends of Nelson had said about two weeks back that he had only a few weeks left to give.

Nelson announced in the mid to late 80s for Verne Gagne, during the last years of the promotion. In 2000, Nelson wrote an autobiography called "Stranglehold," focusing on his time in wrestling.

Bad News Gertner 06-24-2014 06:40 PM

Stupid drunk

Lock Jaw 06-24-2014 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fraze (Post 4457967)
Anyone know who the actress was that played The Rock's high school girlfriend in the This Is Your Life segment?

Used to think it was Maria.

Helpful response.

Emperor Smeat 06-24-2014 07:02 PM

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Lock Jaw 06-24-2014 07:58 PM

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Lock Jaw 06-24-2014 07:58 PM

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Seth82 06-24-2014 08:46 PM

LOL

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...91545001_n.jpg

Droford 06-24-2014 10:54 PM

Curtis Axel is now apparently "Ax Man" as in Ryback saying "tell em Ax Man"

Curtis Axel's new theme will be a variant of Billy Gunn's.

I'm an Ax man..dun dun..yeah I'm an Ax man...

SlickyTrickyDamon 06-24-2014 11:06 PM

...I'm afraid I've got some....can't even finish it...:(

Bad News Barrett separated his shoulder on Smackdown.....

Droford 06-24-2014 11:07 PM

Bad Luck Barrett

Droford 06-24-2014 11:08 PM

His theme could be him signing Born Under a Bad (News) Sign

Dark One 06-24-2014 11:16 PM

This thread is now about how much of a son of a bitch Jack Swagger is.

Maybe he can take Billy Kidman's old gimmick of not being able to do his own moves properly and injuring people.

Jura 06-24-2014 11:36 PM

Check these out at half speed:

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Jura 06-24-2014 11:56 PM

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Emperor Smeat 06-25-2014 12:04 AM

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Tazz Dan 06-25-2014 12:28 AM

It's my aim to make it to the front fucking page, and have Ryan Clark report my interview on Talk is Jericho. Wish me luck.

Lock Jaw 06-25-2014 12:48 AM

Tell him you have exclusive nude pics of Jericho (giving you, also in the nude, the Walls of Jericho)

Dark One 06-25-2014 01:10 AM

"TAZZ DAN SPEAKS OUT -- Forums, Nude Pictures, Secret Affair with Jericho?"


"EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Jericho was doing WHAT!? (>>)!!!"

GD 06-25-2014 01:17 AM

Jack Swagger is the Aksana of the non-Diva division.

Droford 06-25-2014 01:20 AM

Someone should Photoshop Lawler's face on Alicia fox's face

http://realworldchamp.files.wordpres...pg?w=614&h=359

Dark One 06-25-2014 01:52 AM

Too tired to spend too much time on this, but here enjoy a shitty photoshop.

http://i.imgur.com/sZdtiNI.jpg

SlickyTrickyDamon 06-25-2014 03:05 AM

"here comes the big guy and here comes the Ax Man! Rybaxel Walking Disaster!"

"Jobbers to the stars are our middle name!

Tazz Dan 06-25-2014 03:44 AM

Just want to clarify, my previous post was only 2% serious.

GD 06-25-2014 04:42 AM

Why so 2% serious ?

Cool King 06-25-2014 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whiteyford (Post 4457841)
She not just trying to soften her accent?

Maybe, but it still doesn't work though. Maybe she should have a manager to do the talking for her, but that's more of a heel thing really.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 4457919)
Was going to get this, but then realized anyone who saw me wearing it would have no clue it's a wrestling shirt, and would probably think I'm some retarded gun nut, or about to go shoot up a school.

It looks like it could be a band T-Shirt.

Some metal band called Bullet Club.

Cool King 06-25-2014 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4458107)
This thread is now about how much of a son of a bitch Jack Swagger is.

Maybe he can take Billy Kidman's old gimmick of not being able to do his own moves properly and injuring people.

No. Swagger is fantastic.

Also, Barrett got injured by getting thrown into the barricade.

That isn't Jack Swagger's move, so he can't take Kidman's gimmick.

Sepholio 06-25-2014 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4458271)
No. Swagger is fantastic.

Also, Barrett got injured by getting thrown into the barricade.

That isn't Jack Swagger's move, so he can't take Kidman's gimmick.

While I wouldn't go so far as to say he is fantastic, he is definitely ok.

Agree on the rest though. Everyone gets thrown into the barricades in ridiculous manners at times in WWE. Not Swagger's fault at all that Barrett got injured on impact to the barricade. If anything I would say it is more Barrett's fault for not taking the bump properly. Then again I haven't seen it, so I don't blame either man for the incident.

I'm starting to wonder if Barrett might be a little injury prone.

Cool King 06-25-2014 08:31 AM

Yeah, I tend to throw "fantastic" around when I actually mean "good" and so on.

I really like Swagger, he's pretty much got everything. I just hate to see him jobbing and pretty much not doing much. Unlike most people, I loved it when he was World Heavyweight Champion, though I will say it didn't really go anywhere and his run as champion wasn't really a successful one. :-\

But along with being great in the ring, Swagger is the kind of guy that can make anything work. Like The Swagger Soaring Eagle. He was given a guy in a bird costume and told to run around with it. Something like that would probably ruin most guys and it would probably lead to their release not long after, but Swagger made it work and he's still here today, with a great gimmick, having great matches and having matches on PPV's.

He also managed to make being Michael Cole's trainer work too, which along with The Swagger Soaring Eagle, I thought were great.

But I don't understand why people are hating Swagger for "what he did to Barrett", when like you said, it would be Barrett's fault for not taking the bump correctly.

But I do get the feeling that Barrett may be injury prone, which is really not good for him at all.

Sepholio 06-25-2014 08:37 AM

I was going to follow up and say Ziggler is another guy that shouldn't be jobbing as much, but it seems he may be getting a little push again. Which he should.

Depending on how long Barrett is going to be out for, I see Ziggler maybe getting an IC run soon.

Actually, I can see the IC title being put up there with the MITB briefcase in that match now. Winner gets the title and a shot at the big gold.

Cool King 06-25-2014 08:48 AM

If Barrett has to give up the title, I get the feeling an over the top rope battle royal will be held on Raw this Monday.

road doggy dogg 06-25-2014 09:06 AM

Can someone give me a quick and dirty rundown of the matches that are slated to be on the ppv card? Trying to hype it up for my bro and I don't really fully know what all matches are happening


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