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Heath Slater is fucking great and is getting better all the time. I'd like to see him continue to get involved in Rusev's business. Have him face Rusev again this week on RAW and cut a pre-match promo:
Slater Why I did I challenge you to another match, Rusev? Firstly, it's always good to see Lana in them dresses. Secondly, I know I can beat you. People think I am an insane for wanting to get back in the ring with you, Rusev, but I'm Heath Slater, babaaaay! I'm a former three-time WWE Tag Team Champion. How many titles have you won? Slater then holds his own with some quick jabs before an angry Rusev gives chase around the ringside area to Slater, who slides into the ring and hits a leg lariat. Slater then hits a flashpoint from the second rope for a two count on Rusev, as the commentators talk about how well Slater is doing. A Smash Hit is countered and Rusev then finishes off Slater with The Accolade. The hold is kept in and the referee reverses his decision -- the winner of the match as a result of a disqualification...Heath Slater! Rusev continues his beat-down of Slater, and Big E runs out for the save. This all leads to Rusev vs. Jack Swagger vs. Big E vs. Heath Slater at Money in the Bank. |
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WWEShop is actually selling a poster (for $14.99) of a ring that hasn't been built.
http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw...rge/W07584.jpg They really will sell anything. |
Probably made it because of the popularity of the WWE Archivist youtube series.
Maybe they should have a poster of the hording Vince does in the archive. |
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Not Gorgeous.
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Every time, I hear "Hey there Delilah", I think of "Hey there Halailailiyalailiya..."
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He doesn't get paid to speak on television. He gets paid to get his ass kicked on television. His awkward talking is how he sets up getting his ass kicked on television.
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Well he speaks on television while playing a character. And he's completely awful at it. And he makes money doing it.
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Heath Slater ftw.
Now the votes start swining back in Noids direction. Take that. |
Nope. I've done polls. It's still 3,217,920 to 5 in favor of "awful".
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Sure he could be fired at a moments notice but ONE MAN BAND BABY! |
Had a response for that "Vaudevillans" pic, but for some reason, I havean issue with the forums crashing on PC. Works fine on my phone, but I'm not typing out the ur.
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Yeah, but we have Gertner, fan. Slater is awesome.
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BABAAAAAY!
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I like Heath Slater.
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I mean, he's fine in the ring. But my God he sounds like a retarded child with a dick in his mouth trying entirely too hard to force some charisma every time he talks. |
"Mr. Charisma" Michael Elgin is the new ROH World Champion after the PPV last night. Didn't see it but I want more Adam Cole.
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Wasn't this their first actual televised PPV? I guess they had to do something to make it a "big deal".
Michael Elgin reminds me of Chris Benoit for some reason and it kinda creeps me out to watch him. |
Yeah it was their first live PPV. They used to do taped ones back in 2007 when I followed it closely.
I think I soured on Elgin when I was watching Okada vs. Elgin vs. AJ Styles, and Elgin's legs were worked over and he ignored that to do ALL of his power spots |
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#refHOF
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Cue "she can have my dick in her mouth" or something to that effect, from one of the Paige Faithfull.
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Hey everyone, did you know Cool King doesn't like Paige?
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She's no Scott Norton...
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Paige is overrated.
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wish y`all would post more threads...
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But seriously though, I think Paige is terrible on the mic, and I'm not just saying that because I don't like her.
She just talks like she's got a bunch of rocks in her mouth and she always sounds really awkward when she talks. |
I haven't heard her cut a single promo ever
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Also she is a goddess, I hate you all
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I'm with rdd. Don't talk about my second wife like this!
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Damn.. That was such a DAMN iNATOResque post.
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Six sides are back.
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oh no
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Of course they are. This way TNA gets to make a big deal at least twice, once for when they go back to six sides, and then once when they eventually go back to four sides again.
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I get the promo complaints about Paige, but she has gotten so much better. It's just her accent. Her work at NXT Takeover was quite good, for example.
I don't like the way she's being handled on the main roster. They are almost trying to push two ideas with Paige: One is that she's this stellar in-ring performer from NXT, and another that she is this fluky girl who still needs to prove herself. Those ideas just aren't compatible. She should be booked more dominantly, in my opinion. I can understand her getting the crap kicked out of her by Tamina only to come back and win the match, but Alicia Fox shouldn't be dominating her as much as she is. And I disagree with both the falls Paige has taken since winning the Divas Title. There were better ways to set up matches with Alicia Fox and now Naomi. |
Emma is also being handled badly. Boo!
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Heath Slater can be a top five anything he wants.
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Oh you think everyone is a top 5 everything.
Acknowledge a wrestler not being very good, Goddammit! |
I look back and shake my head at how they fumbled Big Shows "Iron Clad" Contract.
I really wish they would have switched Kane into his position instead. |
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If you ask me, he got off easy. You don't put on another man's hat. I should also mention that the ring attendant was Mel Phillips. |
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Here's a picture of what I can only assume is Hulk Hogan taking a tough dump while Randy Savage is working out.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Most intense workout partner I ever had. HH <a href="http://t.co/lQrn0XveVm">pic.twitter.com/lQrn0XveVm</a></p>— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) <a href="https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/statuses/481119701691428865">June 23, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> I also enjoy that Hogan is still signing off of his tweets with "HH" |
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Well thanks Stardust Alexa Bliss is now going to get released.
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Then again, who is? Sorry I'm late everybody. |
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Do they ship to the UK?
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XL, I think they do
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Hmmmmm. About £27 including shipping.
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Some kid is going to wear that into high school doing the fingergun pose and get in deep shit
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Anyone know who the actress was that played The Rock's high school girlfriend in the This Is Your Life segment?
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not a good year for AWA Announcers.
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-t...medium=twitter http://s1.dmcdn.net/DV_kA/526x297-vVx.jpg Larry Shipley, better known as Larry Nelson, passed away last night after a battle with pancreatic cancer. Friends of Nelson had said about two weeks back that he had only a few weeks left to give. Nelson announced in the mid to late 80s for Verne Gagne, during the last years of the promotion. In 2000, Nelson wrote an autobiography called "Stranglehold," focusing on his time in wrestling. |
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Curtis Axel is now apparently "Ax Man" as in Ryback saying "tell em Ax Man"
Curtis Axel's new theme will be a variant of Billy Gunn's. I'm an Ax man..dun dun..yeah I'm an Ax man... |
...I'm afraid I've got some....can't even finish it...:(
Bad News Barrett separated his shoulder on Smackdown..... |
Bad Luck Barrett
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His theme could be him signing Born Under a Bad (News) Sign
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This thread is now about how much of a son of a bitch Jack Swagger is.
Maybe he can take Billy Kidman's old gimmick of not being able to do his own moves properly and injuring people. |
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It's my aim to make it to the front fucking page, and have Ryan Clark report my interview on Talk is Jericho. Wish me luck.
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Tell him you have exclusive nude pics of Jericho (giving you, also in the nude, the Walls of Jericho)
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"TAZZ DAN SPEAKS OUT -- Forums, Nude Pictures, Secret Affair with Jericho?"
"EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Jericho was doing WHAT!? (>>)!!!" |
Jack Swagger is the Aksana of the non-Diva division.
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Someone should Photoshop Lawler's face on Alicia fox's face
http://realworldchamp.files.wordpres...pg?w=614&h=359 |
Too tired to spend too much time on this, but here enjoy a shitty photoshop.
http://i.imgur.com/sZdtiNI.jpg |
"here comes the big guy and here comes the Ax Man! Rybaxel Walking Disaster!"
"Jobbers to the stars are our middle name! |
Just want to clarify, my previous post was only 2% serious.
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Why so 2% serious ?
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Some metal band called Bullet Club. |
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Also, Barrett got injured by getting thrown into the barricade. That isn't Jack Swagger's move, so he can't take Kidman's gimmick. |
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Agree on the rest though. Everyone gets thrown into the barricades in ridiculous manners at times in WWE. Not Swagger's fault at all that Barrett got injured on impact to the barricade. If anything I would say it is more Barrett's fault for not taking the bump properly. Then again I haven't seen it, so I don't blame either man for the incident. I'm starting to wonder if Barrett might be a little injury prone. |
Yeah, I tend to throw "fantastic" around when I actually mean "good" and so on.
I really like Swagger, he's pretty much got everything. I just hate to see him jobbing and pretty much not doing much. Unlike most people, I loved it when he was World Heavyweight Champion, though I will say it didn't really go anywhere and his run as champion wasn't really a successful one. :-\ But along with being great in the ring, Swagger is the kind of guy that can make anything work. Like The Swagger Soaring Eagle. He was given a guy in a bird costume and told to run around with it. Something like that would probably ruin most guys and it would probably lead to their release not long after, but Swagger made it work and he's still here today, with a great gimmick, having great matches and having matches on PPV's. He also managed to make being Michael Cole's trainer work too, which along with The Swagger Soaring Eagle, I thought were great. But I don't understand why people are hating Swagger for "what he did to Barrett", when like you said, it would be Barrett's fault for not taking the bump correctly. But I do get the feeling that Barrett may be injury prone, which is really not good for him at all. |
I was going to follow up and say Ziggler is another guy that shouldn't be jobbing as much, but it seems he may be getting a little push again. Which he should.
Depending on how long Barrett is going to be out for, I see Ziggler maybe getting an IC run soon. Actually, I can see the IC title being put up there with the MITB briefcase in that match now. Winner gets the title and a shot at the big gold. |
If Barrett has to give up the title, I get the feeling an over the top rope battle royal will be held on Raw this Monday.
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Can someone give me a quick and dirty rundown of the matches that are slated to be on the ppv card? Trying to hype it up for my bro and I don't really fully know what all matches are happening
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