In the mid 80's a strange man known as "Santo Gold" made a wrestling movie described as " a science fiction wrestling comedy" call Blood Circus featuring a bunch of 80's wrestlers. It was never released, but Santo Gold promoted it on his infomercial where he sold fake gold. Sound familiar? Anyways, words can't even describe how odd this was. These infomercials were actually 30 minutes long. Take a look. You won't regret it lol

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Weed is just a fine not a suspension. Both are the juicers probably.

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what the fuck was that, Gertner?

SANTO GOLD! SANTO GOLD! SANTO GOLD!

Welcome to our newest member, Santo Gold :shifty:

I'm pretty sure Zack Ryder tweeted a couple of weeks ago saying the Adam Rose had the best body in the business, seems we now know why!

Santo Gold seems like one of those backyard wrestler guys :shifty:

lol yup, he did:

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I actually like this

That's also from a ways back lol.

5 days ago is a ways back?

Wish New Day would keep these and throw away those awful current ones.
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1) Alexa "gets it." Love her entrance when she goes from pretty smile to bitch face then usually does some sort of hand shake fake out to a fan. Maybe the best heel valet I could imagine right now.

2) Alexa is a babe

Also page 619 is dedicated to Rey Misterio.
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Shiiiit son that's back in the day!

I hate the god damn copper penny tag titles. Seeing New Day with the old ones makes me hate them even more. No one likes pennies.

Poor Heath Slater can't keep a fucking stable together. First he loses 2 of his 3 man band, and now his Outcasts are getting themselves suspended.

What in the actual fuck did I just watch?

Santo Gold! Santo Gold!

dog i hate you gertner lol

When did you suddenly become such a mark?

The dumb fucks at WWE.com can't tell the World and WWE Tag Team titles apart.

I could see a few releases coming up soon.

I thought the gimmick change was 100% in conjunction with the main roster jump.

Not necessarily. I ranted before about how WWE squandered that push. They even got the win over New Age Outlaws in something similar to how Dogg and Ass got their first win over LoD... and nothing came of it. They were back off tv because who the hell knows, and getting even a "fluke" win over a veterain team on a PPV led to nothing afterwards.

That's when they were screwed.

Also, record Rose saying "Hey, yo!" And play it over the PA system during his absence as well.

Their vignettes were so fucking lame and the minute you have JBL burying them on their first appearance, they were done. It doesn't help that neither of them are particularly good either.

It seems a necessity at this point. The Royal Rumble and Andre the Giant Battle Royal highlighted just how much deadwood there is on that roster. Personally think they could do with trimming some of the fat from NXT as well (Angelo Dawkins, I'm looking at you)

I think there are guys with potential but they need to get out WWE and re-establish themselves elsewhere in the way Luke Gallows has.

There was nothing markish about that at all. Just said they could have actually done well if not for the garbage they were told to spew on the mic. THAT was when crowds started shitting on them.

Drave, you rank 5/7 as a total fkin mark

Drave being a huge mark rn

What they were told to spew? What are you on about? They're THE ASCENSION! They come from the WASTELAND. Nobody tells them what to do or say.

Rammsteinmad marking the fook out right now :lol:

I'll take 5/7 on the markchter scale.

They were born and bred to rip and shred.

Should have done that to the script tho.

Everyone see what I did there?

Probably. And while I never like to see anybody lose their jobs, I'm especially rooting hard for Adam Rose. I don't find him to be particularly good at any one thing but the Behind the Curtain ESPN NXT special makes me root hard for him. Not just the long road to get out of development but the fact that he has a young son who was born with a serious defect and has already had a handful of surgeries. Just really sad.

Snippets from a Ryback interview:

Add him to the list of people frustrated with their current position. I can't say I blame him all that much considering they've stop-started his pushes so many times. Probably won't ever get past this current level and it seems like he is aware of that.

Don't really agree with the frustration of being stuck on the WrestleMania pre-show though, especially this year. In the Network era I really don't see why the pre-show is still stigmatized. It's still aired on the Network and this year on USA. And they gave him a one on one match for a belt. Would he seriously have preferred to be on the main card and just be awkwardly shoehorned into the IC Title ladder match where there isn't much he could have done, or just be thrown out by Baron Corbin in the battle royal?

He was on the pre pre show. He wrestled in front of an empty crowd. He believes he should be in the main event scene and he was put in that slot. I don't blame him for wanting better. At least the IC ladder match was in front of fans. Has Ryback even been on TV since?

Ryback vs Kalisto is a Superstars match and shouldn't have been slated for Mania in the first place. Not that it's the fault of either guy or anything, the entire midcard and half of the main event aren't even over.

Exactly. Ryback does have the ability to get over but he isn't at all. It is like they made an effort to make him stale as hell. I would be pissed if I was him too.