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Requiem 05-21-2009 05:28 PM

the 'point' system is only useful for a 5 star system. once you get into 10 point rating systems, the 'point' becomes useless.

IC Champion 05-21-2009 05:37 PM

I support Jeritron and his use of the decimal system.

D Mac 05-21-2009 05:55 PM

Anal Angels 23: 2 dicks up

Jeritron 05-21-2009 06:52 PM

I could use a letter grade system too if the decimals are too complex

Jeritron 05-21-2009 06:53 PM

I tend to do a scatter plot measuring scene by scene rating. For example, I found scene 4 of _____ to be a 6.73, while scene 5 rebounded with a solid 8.37

I round using significant figures, and scientific notation if neccessary

thedamndest 05-21-2009 06:58 PM

To eliminate any confusion or allegations of pretension, I propose a pass/fail system.

The scale is as follows:

FAIL FAIL
FAIL
FAIL.PASS
PASS
PASS PASS

Jeritron 05-21-2009 07:01 PM

what about PASS.FAIL?

thedamndest 05-21-2009 07:04 PM

Yes. PASS.FAIL goes in between FAIL.PASS and regular PASS.

Jeritron 05-21-2009 07:07 PM

I give it a FAIL.PASS bordering on FAIL. Certain elements receive a PASS, but ultimately it comes out as a FAIL.FAIL. You can feel free to round that FAIL.PASS up to a PASS.FAIL if you don't like that the FAIL has been labeled a FAIL.FAIL, when it may really be a PASS.PASS

Jeritron 05-21-2009 07:08 PM

Perhaps this movie would be better during a PUFF PUFF PASS

thedamndest 05-21-2009 07:10 PM

I'm gonna have to go back and redo all my reviews now using the PASS.FAIL system. I encourage all other users to do the same, as all other methods of rating are now pretentious and therefore obsolete.

Jeritron 05-21-2009 07:12 PM

There's nothing more pretentious than that goddamn half a star. I apologize to all of the movies I didn't round up with.
I also would like all of the movies I gave an extra .5 to apologize to me, for tricking me into thinking they were better than they actually were

PorkSoda 05-21-2009 09:47 PM

Terminator: Salvation 6/10.

Not the best in the series, but still was very good.

Uh....Pass.Fail?

thedamndest 05-21-2009 09:49 PM

The system works!

PorkSoda 05-21-2009 10:03 PM

Your damndest right it does.

OssMan 05-22-2009 02:14 AM

Aright so there are like 2 pages of discussion about the grading scale so I am just going to say right now that the 5 star scale sucks because you could just easily convert anything in it to the 10 point scale which is more widely understood. Why would you say 3.5/5 when you can just say 7/10, and then you can be like oh that's easy, 70%. If you were going to give a movie a 7.5/10 rating also known as 75% on the 5 star scale, you would say 3.75/5. What the fuck, who is gonna do that. It is just a 75%, or a 75/100 if you want to go one decimal place further.

thedamndest 05-22-2009 05:44 PM

And a 3.75 would be in the realm of a PASS.FAIL if you want to convert it to the PASS/FAIL system.

Triple Naitch 05-22-2009 11:17 PM

Paul Blart: Mall Cop - 8/10

Gonzo 05-24-2009 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssMan (Post 2550916)
Aright so there are like 2 pages of discussion about the grading scale so I am just going to say right now that the 5 star scale sucks because you could just easily convert anything in it to the 10 point scale which is more widely understood. Why would you say 3.5/5 when you can just say 7/10, and then you can be like oh that's easy, 70%. If you were going to give a movie a 7.5/10 rating also known as 75% on the 5 star scale, you would say 3.75/5. What the fuck, who is gonna do that. It is just a 75%, or a 75/100 if you want to go one decimal place further.

Yeah this has annoyed me too, I just never said anything.

thedamndest 05-24-2009 07:14 PM

Wolverine: FAIL/PASS.PASS. I went in with fairly low expectations to this movie, and they were met. There were a couple cool action sequences that kept this movie from becoming a FAIL.FAIL, but between all the needless changes in characters, unecessary dialogue and flat out bad action, I couldn't justify letting this into the PASS. Not enough Gambit and no point in putting Scott Summers in there. All the complaints you've heard are warranted.

Guide to the scale:
FAIL.FAIL
FAIL
FAIL.PASS
PASS.FAIL
PASS
PASS.PASS

The Genius 05-25-2009 01:22 AM

pineapple express 7/10

OssMan 05-25-2009 03:39 AM

The guide to the scale does not guide me to understanding your rating of FAIL/PASS.PASS. I feel like you are giving it a rating of FAIL and also a rating of PASS.PASS. Is this right? That doesn't make sense though because you say the movie does nothing to warrant even a PASS, much less a PASS.PASS.

OssMan 05-25-2009 03:40 AM

Oh, FAIL out of PASS.PASS.

Requiem 05-25-2009 05:24 AM

Star Trek 8/10 - An enjoyable movie. Didn't really feel very Star Trekky but I have never been a Star Trek fan so I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. I would watch this movie again though. :y:

PorkSoda 05-25-2009 01:53 PM

This Pass/Fail system may be confusing.

If I ask you in casual conversation "What do you give Pineapple Express?" and someone says "Pass.Fail,.Pass" its like :eek:call a doctor.

Jeritron 05-25-2009 03:45 PM

Punisher War Zone: 4/10

lol

thedamndest 05-25-2009 03:45 PM

Sounds like a FAIL.FAIL/PASS.PASS.

Jeritron 05-25-2009 03:47 PM

We didn't even watch the last 20 minutes

Jeritron 05-25-2009 03:48 PM

it was so bad. What was hilarious is the movie seemed like it was over, and it was only 45 minutes in.
From there, things just got worse and worse.

Had to make an executive to decision to stop the movie and hit the store before it closed.

Jon Kano 05-26-2009 02:56 PM

FFS anyone can grade anything however they want ok, stfu and deal with it.

If you see grading something like 3.5/5 pointless, then just apply it to the grading system you mentioned, its not a big deal, just let people grade how they want, this is not your forum.

PorkSoda 05-26-2009 03:41 PM

I've never seen Planet of the Apes, Ghostbusters 2, or Bonnie and Clyde and I rented them today. Am I allowed to watch them?

thedamndest 05-26-2009 04:13 PM

If it's the Planet of the Apes with Mark Wahlberg, no.

PorkSoda 05-26-2009 10:51 PM

No, its the other one.

I'm going to put it in a DVD player and watch it :naughty:

Jeritron 05-26-2009 10:53 PM

the original Planet of the Apes is great.

Tell me this...do you know the ending?

PorkSoda 05-27-2009 02:24 AM

Thats the one I'm going to watch

No, but I think I have an idea (highlight) The apes rule the planet?

Jeritron 05-27-2009 03:03 AM

watch it right now

PorkSoda 05-27-2009 07:34 PM

I just did.

Planet of the Apes (original) 10/10. I realized that I'd give it a 10 not even halfway through.

Oh, and I saw I, Robot yesterday. It sucked.

thedamndest 05-27-2009 07:50 PM

I would also give the original Planet of the Apes a resounding PASS.PASS. No need to bother with the sequels. Maybe the first sequel, but probably just stay away.

Jeritron 05-27-2009 08:38 PM

Yea, Planet of the Apes is a great science fiction movie. I sorta envy PorkSoda's ability to go into it not knowing the ending, which is one of the great twist endings of all-time.

It's like a theatrical length, higher budget episode of The Twilight Zone. In fact, Rod Serling wrote the screenplay.
I don't know how much influence he had on the story/ending, but it definitely bears his mark.

thedamndest 05-28-2009 02:06 PM

I have just done some internet research. Apparently the FAIL.FAIL/PASS.PASS system was invented in 1997 by a 13-year-old Japenese kid named Jiro Katashi. In an effort to not be sued, I will be reverted to the 10 point scale. I know this comes as a tough blow, as many of you came to love the efficiency of the FAIL.FAIL/PASS.PASS system, but internation copyright law prevails.


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