Breaking news: entire 49ers offense injured on same play

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The 49ers offense would be just as useful injured as they would active...

Chad Johnson said he was going to knock Harrison's helmet off, Harrison replied that it is a lot like the Freddie Mitchell thing that happened a few years ago except Freddie Mitchell has actaully played in a Superbowl. Harrison then said if Chad does knock his helmet off he'll retire lol

Got a feeling the Patriots are going to lose though :(

"Tell Ashante that I am gonna turn him around so bad that his number 22 is gonna look like a number 55" - Chad Johnson

I believe there is a curse when you talk shit to Rodney Harrison before a game.

Belichek's response to Chad was hilarious. "Well, we would cover him one on one the whole game except he pushes off more than anyone in the league."

Yeah, after the Pats lost last week, I'm not sure I would take them against Cinci. I think I'm gonna make a poll.

It should be a good game at least. I think the Bengals have a good chance of winning but I wouldn't say it's a lock. Vegas put the Bengals at -6 though which is ridiculous. The teams are much more evenly matched than that.

Belichek said when he had Johnson do a predraft work out at USC he showed up on the campus with a Oregon State flag on his car. That's hilarious

LOLtears.

ROFL

I totally agree with this btw. I still picked the Bengals, cause i hate New Enlgland, but i have a feeling i'll be wrong.

( Patriot post to come soon. )

I ended up taking NE mainly because of the whole Chad Johnson thing. I also think the Pats will pull out an upset and they will have a great game defensively if they can get to Palmer.

I dunno I think the Patriots are gonna lose personally, we'll see

Yeah, I think the 2 possibilities are the Pats get blown out by Cinci or they play a close game and make a comeback in the 2nd half but I have a lot of confidence in our defense for this game.

Palmer has been getting beat up a lot the last couple weeks but has still come through...I dunno man if Dillon and Maroney get going they could maybe carry the Pats by themselves at this point.

Yeah because we def ain't gonna do it with passing.

Yeah Dillon should be pumped since this is his first game in Cincy as a Pat. He'll probably have a big day but I dunno the Pats looks like they might have problems on D if Hobbs and Wilson are both out. I didn't know you guys had Artrelle Hawkins on your team lol. He used to drive me nuts when he was a Bengal.

I'm thinking Leinart just might be starting sooner rather than later. Like, the next Cards game, maybe.

Also wtf @ the Jets holding the Colts right now. Should be ahead if Chad didn't blooper one for an INT from like 2 yards out.

Saints are playing hard too.

Schottenheimer beats himself again

LOL@ Bengals off the field.

stupid redskins!!!!

Dude....the Skins won. What're you complaining about?

Maybe he doesn't like the Redskins?

Just a shot in the dark there.

I'm still trying to figure out how the thought that he might not even like the Redskins could not come into your head here.

The Pot?

LOL. Classic.

Oh yeah it's Shadow, he must be stoned! :lol:

Ugh.


I can see why people think the Bears are a force to be reckoned with (and they're showing that tonight), but I hate them even more now for one upping Seattle. :mad:

Alright, after that game, I've really gotta give the Bears some respect. I don't like them at all, but that game was brutal. :y:

The game today made me sad..

We still looked aiight, but our D gave up late in the forth..

Oh well, it's not like I've never seen the Saints lose before..

Who Dat??

nah, the Lions have you right where they want you, the 0-4 start is part of the master plan by the great Matt Millen

Wow, Patriots fucked up the Bengals wooooooop, didn't see that coming

fuck cant believe the Jets lost. FUCK

Like half way throught the third quarter, CBS switched to, as they said "a more entertaining game" in the Skins/Jags game..

lol

Chiefs better win like this from now on. :mad:

lol they smacked the 49ers up

Jets game was the most heartbreaking thing ever.

Brad Smith.


Anyway, Bears apparently do have an offense. If tonight was legit, they should easily be the top NFC team, you think?

Yeah, I feel your pain..

I'd rather lose by 21 than 3 from a late drive..

I'd rather lose by 3 on a late drive dunno where you're coming from

Me too.

Go Packers!!! :y: :shifty:

the Patriots made the Bengals their bitches yesterday goddamn

Rex Grossman for MVP

I am a Saints fan..

They have been ripping defeat from the jaws of victory for 42 years..

I'd rather get swacked in the first half than to see them run a TD miracle hook and ladder play with no time left, only to miss the PAT..

Once again, I am a Saints fan..

:lol: Fucking right! Sig worthy.

lol yeah completely forgot when the Saints ran the hook/ladder to bring them to within 1 only to miss the PAT. :love:

:wavesad:

Who Dat??

BOB SANDERS Green Bay Defensive Coordinator

Joe Theisman is horrible. I wish ESPN would just fire him.

lol dunno my dad always calls him Joe ThEEseman. Cracks me up every time, dunno why

That's very interesting

and he says it ThEEseman too not Theeseman or Theseman ThEEseman take my word for it

the seman

I heard he actaully changed how he pronoucned it for his heisman campaign, I dunno if that is true or not.

If you need a gimmick to win the Heisman at Notre Dame you shouldn't be winning it anyways.

Lol @ a gimmick

Well more reasons to hate Joe Thesis Statement

:lol:

THUG NASTY NASTY THUG

That guy is easily the biggest retard ever, he gave a running back a good stick like 10 yards down field then started talking shit to him. Makes sense

Koren Robinson sentenced to 90 days in jail

Chester Taylor averaging 3.5 points per game

90 days AFTER THE SEASON..

Must be nice to be rich..

When you are rich..

Yeah I dunno how that can even work. Like what if some normal dude tried to push it back? Must be like like a "judgement call" by the judge or something, otherwise it'd be happening all the time.

going to new york for giants right now WOOOO

Saints 24, Bucs 10

Who Dat??

Brady's sucking in the 1st half. I blame Jason Taylor.

What the hell is happening in Indy

Indianapolis + Minnesota=Bizarro land.

I hope they lose so people will shut up about them being the best team in the NFL this year.

Also, there is not a worse feeling in the world than waking up at 2:30pm on a Saturday/Sunday during football season and missing all of the noon games. Fuck.

<font color=goldenrod>Wooooooo Giants

Not the best of games but its good to see the defense was much improved and the whole team got its shit together</font>

Methinks Krispy probably lost it a little bit back there

Come on, bro..

I'm happy for the Bears because I've been a fan of the 46 a long time, but don't gank my shit..

Anyway, my prediction was wrong about the score but right about the win and the Bush TD.. I just didn't think it'd happen on a punt..

Also:

DEEEEUUUUUUCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!

I've already drank 2 bloody marys (breakfast) and 4 beers..

WOOOOOOOO

WHO MOTHERFUCKING DAT?!?!?

I also ate a xanax..

:drool:

Oh yeah, and the new QB for the Tampa Bay Fuckinqueers looked pretty steller..

We need to watch out for him in the future..

Prediction, not game update..

LOOK AT THE TIME, NIGGA

omg jets

JAX looks like they're dominating..

DALLAS LETS GO!

This game is a fucking nightmare right now. 28-0

Nothing going the Jets way.

They called a penalty on a punt, which led to a re-punt, which led to a blocked punt and a TD.

Now they just called a retarded roughing the passer penalty on Vilma on 3rd and goal, and they ended up scoring another TD from that. Hilarious.

That game is on but I'm watching T.O.D. Bowl 2006..

WARE IS A PICK 6??

RIGHT THARE!!1

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HOPE THESE REFS DIE IN A HORRIBLE PLANE CRASH

JETS JUST GOT A SAFETY AND THEY CALLED THE BIGGEST FUCKING BULLSHIT "HELMET TO HELMET" CONTACT PENALTY, WHEN THERE WASN'T ONE AT ALL. AND THERE WAS A HOLD IN THE ENDZONE TOO WHICH THEY DIDN'T CALL, OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

lol

They showed the highlight in a gamebreak..

Pretty bullshit..

LOL the Dallas O-Line coach is named "Tony Sporano"

rofl is Drew Bledsoe serious or is he just trying to throw INTs

:cool:

J-A-G-S

JAGS JAGS JAGS

:'(

Bledsoe kills us yet again. Big surprise.:|

At least the Texans come to town next week...

Mario Williams: 6.5 tackles, 1.5 sacks, 1 forced fumble

NEXT WEEK

They did a good job passing up on Bush..

:roll: