I am here to second Fignuts assessment. Holy shit. Almost 20 years and Lashley is still straight butt on the stick. He might be the worst promo in the business.

Lashley feuding with ikea now.

and the English language. Between those 2 and Omos he really has his hands full atm.

I want Asuka vs Belair.

Cruel sadistic heel nxt asuka, to be more specific.

Get the feeling they make this whole angle a swerve and MVP stabs Omos in the back. Lashley and MVP then explain that they were trying to teach Omos a valuable lesson in this business and that is to trust no one. They will then immediately ask Omos to trust them and join with them to form The Hurt Business 2.0 so MVP can be the mouthpiece for both.

Omos and Lashley will then squash Hurt Business 1.0 in their first match as a team.

lmao he's just "Theory" now. Oh man. That's tragic.

I've got a theory! That's a bad idea.

LOL @ Austin Theory losing his first name

This is what you're doing with Kevin Owens after main eventing Wrestlemania against Stone Cold Steve Austin.

A lie detector test on Elias' long lost brother Ezekiel.

Sonya is going to nominate herself and hit bianca with her clipboard, isnt she?

lol called it

Why am I doing this to myself?

I wish I still had covid

COVID isn’t real bro. Just fake it again 🤙

Why are Riddles fingernail and toenails painted?

Hes trans?

Why didnt they do the tag unification at mania?

Instead of the shit tag matches we got.

Just because this deserves a rehash!

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Raw was very entertaining. Cody's pyro had a lot of small dick energy. I see the Usos taking the Raw tag team titles from RK cringe.

Guess not.

Just checking, but Sonya Deville, definitely a racist, right?

Good stuff on Raw. Only thing I saw that I really didn’t like was Veer. He’s not connecting with me. I think he should have been a babyface. He isn’t intimidating at all.

Bobby Lashley isn’t amazing on the mic, but he’s come a long way.

Alpha Academy are amazing and RKBro should never split up. Ezekiel continues to be a weird stroke of genius.

Thoughts on a match ending via lighting change?

I didn’t see that. That sounds horrible and like something AEW would do.

I don’t see why they couldn’t just have Damian Priest beat Styles, maybe even by countout. I’m not into Edge’s stuff.

I don’t like Austin Theory just becoming Theory either. Maybe I will get used to it, but it doesn’t pop out like other names that are also words. “Test” was better, in my opinion. But Austin Theory itself was a weird name.

:lol:

Not even TRYING to be sly with the awkward deflections anymore.

NOOOO NOT THE DUB, DUB GOOD!

I know we’re already discussing names elsewhere but I agree with this 100%…and this one was explained on TV and makes sense. I’m just trying to imagine the announcement when he wins the World Title.

C’mon man. You can’t judge Raw by its best bits, and AEW by its worst. Well you can, but you can’t then also plead a “good faith” argument.

The guy rags about dumb shit in wrestling to knock AEW and then claims stuff like Elias pretending to be his own twin brother is “genius”. He’s basically Bruce Prichard at this point. The “good faith” bullshit could not be more debunked already.

He's also stated multiple times that he posts on other wrestling message boards that he feels have a higher level of discourse. So it's not really a surprise that he's just become a gimmick on here.

horatio

sans

I watch highlights of WWE via YouTube. I did not see the AJ/Priest stuff. I’m not obliged to like AEW. I don’t. It’s not very good. That’s got nothing to do with good faith, lol.

The ECW trope of lights going out and on like magic is one of my least favorite things in wrestling. Losing via a lighting change made me think of that. I agree that the AJ/Priest match just ending is stupid. But again, I’m not obligated to digest it and scale it against AEW like a fanboy might want me to do though.

What gets having better discussions with smarter people have to do with being a “gimmick?” When was the last time you said anything insightful about anything? Most of your posts seem to be talking about how horny you are. Riveting stuff. That seems like more of a gimmick to me.

Say something actually fucking useful you fucking waste. Otherwise, your complaints about me cheating on you for smarter people can get totally fucked.

Someone find me the last Vito post that actually had any form of critical thinking behind it. “Guys I’m so horny for Liv Morgan” or whoever isn’t going to cut it.

so horny rn