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Raven Reaper 10-26-2011 09:30 PM

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And I'm not one of those Sundance theater people who stopped watching and walked out cos of the sick violence in this one.. I'm already used to cannibalism in movies these days.

The whole plot was like Wrong Turn + I Spit on Your Grave. Except this time the real villains are the father and son... They fucking had it coming.. Why do you need to keep a fucking wild cannibal woman and try to "civilize" her when you're not being civilized in your family?

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Really enjoyed the ending of the woman finally getting her desserts literally from the evil father and son who're abusing her like shit. Although I felt bad for the mom. She didn't do anything evil to the wild woman.


9/10.

XL 10-27-2011 04:28 AM

Inglorious Basterds - 9/10

Paranormal Activity 3 - 7/10

RoXer 10-27-2011 11:11 AM

Horrible Bosses - 70

El Fangel 10-27-2011 10:28 PM

Home Alone 4 - 0.0/10

This atrociousity is hands down the biggest fucking bastardization of a classic movie you can ever fucking imagine.

Raven Reaper 10-28-2011 06:00 AM

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8/10.

REALLY enjoyed this one too. I liked the concept of time as the new currency and money... How many days you get to spend on food, sex, everything. Even your death clock too!??? Fucking scary.. It really almost made me burst to tears in one scene where mother and son run across the dark road cos she had a fucking few seconds to live and BOOOMM She was no more. That made me sad.. I think this is my new fave sci-fi thriller movie. And the FBI in the future, they call themselves the Time Keepers.. Really interesting plot.

Although the twist irony is that rich people get to live 1000 yrs or more while the rest last only for a few months.. Some life eh? And even interesting is that when people inherit borrowed time on others, it affects their aging process STOPPING AT 25 YRS OLD ONLY....

McLegend 10-28-2011 09:09 PM

Pulp Fiction- 9.5/10

GoodFellas 9/10

DLVH84 10-28-2011 09:25 PM

The Temptations - 9/10

Raven Reaper 10-30-2011 04:13 AM

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Apparently, this was supposed to be the first one before THE WOMAN came out. :P And I didn't realize this was a Jack Ketchum cannibal horror novel based movie. Same with The Woman. :p

9/10

Raven Reaper 10-30-2011 10:18 AM

For cat lovers, this is a fucking ultimate nightmare. There are some scenes of cat cruelty like lethal injection or burning them in the furnace once they're already rotten corpses. It'll fucking break those cat-lovers' hearts to pieces if they can stomach alot of dead cats in this gruesome Korean scary flick. Thing is, there's a ghost that even avenges anyone who kills cats.. Beware cat abusers.. It could be your last. I liked it.

10/10.

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PorkSoda 11-01-2011 12:19 AM

Mississippi Masala - 2/10

The script was.....very weak. There was a phone call conversation in this movie that I might try on a girl sometime.

Me: I thought I'd give you a call. What you got on? You in your pajamas?
Her: T-shirt.
Me: Yeah, me too. We got a lot in common.

I'm sure she'd fall for me immediately after I say that. I might try it on this girl tomorrow at work.

"You wearing shoes? Me too. I guess we got a lot in common."

DLVH84 11-01-2011 12:34 AM

Tales From The Crypt (the 1972 movie) 10/10

This was where they got the series from.

3 of the stories were rehashed for the TV series years later.

Cool King 11-01-2011 08:12 PM

The Descent - 4/10

Paranormal Activity - 2/10

ClockShot 11-01-2011 09:05 PM

Sucker Punch - .5/5

Couldn't even finish this it was so bad. Snyder needs to get out of the green screen studio and grab a breath of fresh air.

Lock Jaw 11-01-2011 09:09 PM

Pleasantville - 8/10

Enjoyed it.

Triple Naitch 11-01-2011 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McLegend (Post 3666486)
Pulp Fiction- 9.5/10

GoodFellas 9/10

Did you really just see these?

Both are 10's btw.

PapaGeorgio 11-01-2011 10:44 PM

Another Earth 7/10 Not as much what you'd expect giving the premise that a second earth is discovered, contact is made and realize it's essentially a mirror image. Instead they do some awesome character work, not exploring the unknown but rather the known. It did hook me in at parts but overall I did feel it was lacking something. I feel if you take out the sci-fi aspect the story would have still been powerful, but the sci-fi part added something a bit more for the better, adding some sort of hope. But since the Second Earth wasn't the main focus ever, I found it added to the movie like said but also took away from it. I found myself wondering more about the second earth with not much being discussed/answered about it. As for the very end, I read it one way and hit up IMDB and that after and saw most people read it a different way. I think arguments could be made for both ways, but recognize in the end my way is probably the wrong way. But think I like my way, the more depressing ending better.

Raven Reaper 11-02-2011 12:43 AM

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5/10.

So much for the backstory of the mountain wood cannibal men... But the prequel origin is a Virginian Asylum?? Really... Other than that, descent body count gore but not that great... 1st and 2nd are still my faves.. Let's hope there's no 5 6 and so on... The redeeming factor is that supposed to be the tow truck is the same one used in the first film. Same with the cannibals named Saw Tooth, Three Fingers, and One Eye.. So, perhaps this should be the final nail in the coffin.. I hope so.

XL 11-02-2011 04:49 AM

Don't you get tired of all the blood and guts? It's all you ever watch.

Raven Reaper 11-02-2011 09:41 PM

I'm more tired of the stupid ass rom-coms and typical tearjerking drama movies...

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The Descent meets I Spit on your Grave anyone? The gore is totally PG-13 hahah. It's more psychological than a torture porn ass movie. Says the IMDB critics.

8/10. I didn't expect the ending twist.. Hah. It's very similar to Eden Lake too. Except there are no juvenile delinquents on this.

GD 11-03-2011 09:19 AM

Clerks 2 - 10/10

PorkSoda 11-05-2011 01:24 PM

Enemy At The Gates - 7/10

Fatal Attraction - 8/10

The Siege - 7/10

The acting in this movie is top notch! I think we should all strive to be like Denzel Washington.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 11-05-2011 11:23 PM

Vampitheatre - 0/10

No plot, and seemed more like a publicity video for a band.

Paranormal Activity (RiffTrax) - 2/10

Boring, predictable, and boring again. RiffTrax was hilarious, though.

PorkSoda 11-06-2011 01:00 AM

I watched Clerks from beginning to end today for the first time. Kevin Smith did a great job directing this. He filmed a car scene that was extremely well done because he did the camera technique where you move it back and forth between the two people talking and it actually looked like someone was driving the car somewhere rather than cutting the scene and not knowing exactly where someone is going. Makes sense when you think about it.

I'd give it a 10/10.

Rock Bottom 11-06-2011 01:44 AM

The Fighter - 4/0

Nothing wrong with the acting, but it just seemed like a poor man's Rocky with more of a focus on inbred relatives. In the end, it felt like a big glass of who gives a shit. Wahlberg and his girlfriend in the movie did a good job.

El Fangel 11-06-2011 01:56 AM

A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas 3D - 7.5/10 - Alot of funny bits.

KaosDarksol 11-06-2011 02:25 AM

I actually saw Joe dirt for the first time the other day
7/10 prior to watching I was told it was hilarious would have been funnier is Christopher walken was in more of it

Tommy Gunn 11-06-2011 07:24 AM

Vertigo - I don't know, the ending was kinda WTF, as was pretty much the 2nd half of the movie. Great performances and direction, but the story got a little too far fetched.

D Mac 11-06-2011 07:45 PM

Harold and Kumar XMAS: 9/10

McLegend 11-07-2011 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 3669369)
Did you really just see these?

Both are 10's btw.

Yes, yes I did.

10's are acceptable for both of those movies.

Triple Naitch 11-07-2011 08:28 PM

Probably two of my 3 favorite movies of all time.

PorkSoda 11-07-2011 11:19 PM

Whats the third?

I'll take a wild guess and say The Godfather.

The Gold Standard 11-08-2011 11:42 AM

In Time 7/10

This was a lot better than Rotten Tomatoes gave it credit for.

The Gold Standard 11-08-2011 11:45 AM

Just Go With It - 6/10

A lot funnier than I thought it was going to be. Adam Sandler has been slacking lately, but this made up for some of his stinkers.

Captain America - 9/10

I loved this movie. To me it was on par with Iron Man.

The Gold Standard 11-08-2011 11:46 AM

Scream 4

7.5/10

This was the second best Scream movie.

Skippord 11-09-2011 01:32 AM

Bread Crumbs - 5/10
some sort of modern version of Hansel and Gretel where these two kids kill a bunch of porn stars, was better than I expected.

Zombies Zombies Zombies - 2/10
huge piece of shit about zombies fighting strippers or something. only reason I gave it a 2 is because of the hilarious pimp.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 11-09-2011 02:38 AM

All Cheerleaders Die - 0/10

Non-stop screaming and high-fives, with arguably the dumbest plot in film history.

Raven Reaper 11-09-2011 07:49 AM

Paranormal Activity 3 - 6/10.

Skippord 11-09-2011 02:38 PM

Forget Me Not - 6.5/10
some girl haunting these people who bullied her when she was a little girl and forced her into a coma. doesn't really make sense, but I liked it well enough

Mask Maker - 5/10
slasher movie with some guy ripping peoples faces straight off


been watching shitty horror films on Netflix all week

PapaGeorgio 11-09-2011 06:39 PM

30 Minutes or Less 6/10 Has its moments, worth a watch if want laugh or nothing else on. Just nothing really amazing.

Triple Naitch 11-09-2011 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PorkSoda (Post 3675040)
Whats the third?

I'll take a wild guess and say The Godfather.

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Juan 11-10-2011 04:33 AM

The Change-Up - 8/10

Not as bad as I thought it was gonna be. Ryan Reynolds should really stick to comedy

Raven Reaper 11-10-2011 04:57 AM

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I REALLY REALLY enjoyed this...
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Reasons why the Jigsaw style killer came to be, all because of the little cyber bullying these 4 victims did to his daughter online in a website making stupid comments of suicide on cam live with overdosing pills. It's like the British horror version of that Jessi Slaughter incident.
I refuse to give away at the ending of what happened to the daughter of one of the female victims. It's kinda sad and depressing.

All in all, despite I disagree with the others saying the ending was a bit silly and preachy 5 mins, I liked the idea of what it feels like when you try interacting with networking sites to the person you don't know and has this vengeance is swift to those who insult others kind of attitude.. Careful, this might be cautionary tale to those who go out of their way of personal insulting someone online...

I really liked the toned sinister British voice of the Alligator cartoon head talking like I'm watching a horrific Big Brother UK version inside the plane... One half and a hour of plane madness, I really liked the scenes where the killer asks personal questions ranging from the topics SIMILAR to the ones posted in this Facebook generation, Sex life, drugs, alcohol occupations etc.. It even gets more personal in some of the later questions. Fucking disturbing.

I think I may never look at cyber-bullying someone online the same way again.. Who knows? I think this kind of psychotic person portrayed in the movie who kills because of the online personal insults from 4 victims he has chosen, I don't know maybe they had it coming..

Even the trailer makes it more intense. Btw, that website http://www.all2gethr.com/ was REAL. IT EVEN HAD ONE SCENE IN THE MOVIE WHERE THE LINK IS.. I CHECKED IT OUT AND IT WAS REAL. IT EVEN HAD A ALLIGATOR CARTOON HEAD AS WELL. FUCKING CREEPY MOVIE FAVE FOR ME THEN. Go see it.

10/10.

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I also liked the 2001 Space Odyssey reference to the red eye camera that reminded me alot of HAL 9000. Even one of the victims is named Dave and the way the killer said his name was ALMOST SPOT ON!! O_______O...

Raven Reaper 11-12-2011 09:34 AM

Natural Born Killers = 8/10. And this.

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9/10.

Plot is very similar to May but she doesn't assemble body parts to make a friend. She disposes it. The director is the guy who made Zombie Strippers on this one even though I haven't seen it. But this was a fairly decent good movie... Sure throughout the movie after the death of her BFF, she does downward spiral of cocaine blowjobs, necrophilia over her dead BFF body in a coffin, and killing ex-boyfriends just like May would do.. She even chopped them up in a kitchen and tried microwaving. Fucking sick weird movie.

The ending
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was the landlord and cops inside her apartment who already discovered body parts and heads and she enters the room saying, "what?" but still, it could've been better if she killed all 3 of them despite getting caught.


Best part was when she keeps watching news full of war, poverty and riot stuffs that she strips herself naked and masturbates in front of her TV!! And her cellphone ringtone throughout the movie is Ozzy's Crazy Train song..

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Corporate CockSnogger 11-12-2011 10:04 AM

Glad to see the director of Zombie Strippers is branching out of his comfort zone a little.

The Gold Standard 11-12-2011 11:43 AM

Something Borrowed. 6/10

It was very slow in the beginning, then it picked up, but it got slow again and did not end how I wanted it to end.

Stripes 8/10

Hilarious. I can't believe it took me this long to watch the movie.

The Gold Standard 11-13-2011 01:41 AM

Harold and Kumar.

Very funny. It was not your average Christmas movie. Wish it wasn't in 3D though.

7/10

GD 11-13-2011 03:34 PM

A very Harold and Kumar Christmas - 9/10

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - 7/10

Everything Must Go - 7/10

Bad Teacher - 6/10

Gertner 11-14-2011 12:13 PM

Immortals- 8/10

El Fangel 11-15-2011 05:30 AM

Alright, I know what everyone is going to say once I post this. So spare me the, are you serious? How could you not have seen this? etc etc.

Scarface - 10/10

RoXer 11-16-2011 03:43 AM

J. Edgar - 33

ClockShot 11-16-2011 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RoXer (Post 3681200)
J. Edgar - 33

That bad, huh?

Juan 11-17-2011 05:01 AM

Our Idiot Brother - 9/10

Zooey Deschanel + Rashida Jones making out = :y:

Good News Gertie 11-17-2011 07:39 AM

Ghostbusters 2

6.8/10

PorkSoda 11-17-2011 08:36 PM

Everything Must Go - 7/10
Goodfellas - 10/10
The Godfather - 10/10
Scarface - 10/10

I think I enjoyed The Godfather over all these and Goodfellas more than Scarface.

Lock Jaw 11-17-2011 11:05 PM

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

10/10

I really enjoyed it.

El Fangel 11-18-2011 11:35 PM

Paranormal Activity 3 - 1/10 - Absolute fucking garbage.

whiteyford 11-19-2011 02:46 PM

X-Men First class - 10/10

Loved the Wolverine cameo.

Emperor Smeat 11-19-2011 03:56 PM

Twilight - 1 out of 5

Was bored and just kept the channel on Fx for the late night.

Didn't watch the entire film but got bored early on and just kept wondering why almost every scene (indoor and outdoor) had a green tint.

Sixx 11-19-2011 04:43 PM

Air Force One - 10/10

Best. Comedy. Ever.

ClockShot 11-19-2011 05:43 PM

Rapa Nui - 2.5/5

Lock Jaw 11-20-2011 04:15 PM

Dr. No

9/10

I haven't seen pretty much any of the older James Bond movies. Figure that I will attempt to go through them all.

Lock Jaw 11-20-2011 09:16 PM

From Russia With Love

8/10

Really different "style" than Dr No, I found. More politics and spy stuff. I like how it built on what happened in the last movie though.

FourFifty 11-21-2011 01:33 PM

The Vincent Price version of The Fly...

7/10

For what it was, it was good. Ya gotta consider the giant fly suit may look corny by today's standards, but it was new and crisp for that time. The story telling was good, the acting was crisp, and I didn't notice any unnecessary beats taken (god, that annoys me).

GD 11-21-2011 03:50 PM

Everything Must Go - 7/10
Tower Heist - 9/10

The Genius 11-22-2011 01:16 AM

the mechanic (bronson version) 3/10

night drive 2/10

the switch 6/10

Raven Reaper 11-22-2011 04:51 AM

Human Centipede 2 Full Sequence - 6/10.

Pan's Labyrinth -10/10. Saw this movie 3 times I think years ago too. Still awesome..

Dark-Slicer Diago 11-22-2011 09:08 AM

Captain America: The First Avenger - 9/10

PorkSoda 11-22-2011 04:42 PM

He Got Game - 10/10. I didn't understand the final shot.

Deconstructing Harry - 7/10

Lock Jaw 11-22-2011 11:04 PM

Goldfinger

8.5/10

Kinda marked out everytime Oddjob was on screen. Always played as him in Goldeneye until we banned him because all whoever was Oddjob did was always crouch and he was like impossible to hit. Also, snickered everytime Sean Connery said "Pussy".

Emperor Smeat 11-23-2011 01:49 PM

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - 3 out of 5.

Never saw the first film and the sequel was ok but still prefer the old cartoon series.

Triple Naitch 11-24-2011 08:50 PM

Captain America - 8/10

Thor was way better IMO.

PorkSoda 11-24-2011 09:35 PM

Children Of A Lesser god - 6/10

Raven Reaper 11-25-2011 03:13 AM

The Thing 2011 version.. Despite I still like the Carpenter version, this one's decent even though the ending is obviously of how the start of the original film came to be.. Poor doggie. :p And the CGI effects are still no match for Carpenter's puppetry stop motion style alien that really scared me when I first saw it.

Although the heroine chick inside the alien ship and encountering what appears to be the Queen Thing, is a huuuge reference to Ripley's encounter with the Queen Alien herself in Aliens.

7/10.

Juan 11-26-2011 03:29 AM

M (1931) - 10/10

OssMan 11-27-2011 01:06 AM

My Take on the New Twilight Movie
 

Aright I'm gonna write this while it's still fresh on my mind. So I don't even know the name of this flick, in Spanish it is Amanecer which I guess is Breaking Dawn or some shit. We were gonna see some other movie that was playing but the lady was like nah the only movie left is this one so you gotta see that. She asked us, it's in Spanish so is that gonna be a problem. I was like nah. In fact I probably enjoyed it much more this way.

So the movie starts off and you see this wedding invitation for the main chick and the main dude. And you're like aright. You see the chick and she is pretty normal looking. We will call her Bella, because that is her name. The dude shows up at some point and this motherfucker is super white... he's like the anti-nigga. He tells her some shit where he's like, yo I know we're getting married real soon or somethin but you gotta know that I went to this movie theater in the 50's and bit someone... And she's like oh that's fucked up but whatever... so then his friends start jumpin up in the window and then he leaves with them to go frolic in the woods.

So I guess that guy's power is he can like, go fast. Him and his friends go fast into the woods. Then they're at the wedding and this fuckin thing is in the middle of the woods somewhere with all the benches handcrafted out of wood and fuckin cherry blossoms draped over the whole place. At the party the two of them go a little ways away and this other fucker with a permanent scowl affixed to his face shows up and he's like yo why the fuck did you have this wedding all the way out here in the feckin woods, took me forever to find it now I'm late and the girl is like cause we wanted to and he gets really pissed and then Anti-Nigga pushes him away.

So I dunno where this is all taking places but it seems to be somewhere in the pacific northwest with all these forests of evergreen trees and snowcapped mountains and whitewater rivers. But suddenly there's a shot of that giant jesus christ statue in brazil and I guess they used that fucker's go-fast powers to travel to Brazil for the honey moon, except now they're in a taxi driving through the city so what the hell. They get out for a second to dance which is maybe the most pointless part in the movie. Then the two of them get in this speedboat with a brazil flag on the back and they're the only boat in the ocean and they drive to this fuckin island right off the coast with this house right on the beach... the Anti-Nigga has a shit load of cash somehow.

So after a while the newly-wed 17 year old couple goes skinny dipping and then he brings her back into the bed for the first of about 9 fuck scenes and he is just railing her on this bed and the fuckin thing collapses Evan Stone style. He rips a whole in the wood post or something and the thing just completely falls and she's like oh it's ok and they keep fucking. You see them fucking in different outfits and at one point he uses his goes-fast power to jump off a waterfall with her on his back. Fun.

Then I guess a few mornings later the chick wakes up and sees a note left by anti-nigga saying "I'm going hunting on the mainland"... the fuck? Anyway she heats up some chicken and starts eating it and is like yo this chicken is whack forreal... so she goes and pukes in the toilet and then anti-nigga shows up and she's like is this possible? and he's like yeah that chicken is fuckin two weeks old i just hunted some new ones and she's like noh... i'm pregnant this is impossible (what the fuck was she thinking since she fucked him like 20 diff times unprotected).

Then for some reason all these friends of theirs are on the island too playing soccer on the beach including the dude with the scowl and he's pissed about something, I don't even remember. That's like the motif of this movie. Anti-Nigga phones for a private jet to fly everyone back to wherever the fuck they live and there everyone finds out she's pregno.

I don't know what happened there but they get home the next day and the fuckin girl is like 6 months pregnant with the kid. Scowl comes into the house and finds out and then goes into the woods and rage-morphs into a wolf and calls for a bunch of other wolves who can also speak spanish and they meet at this damn and decide they're gonna eat the baby. Anti-Nigga gets on yahoo and does some internet search about his baby and it turns out it's gonna be a harlequin baby or something.

Ok so in their house in the middle of the forest they have this state of the art operating room set up in the fuckin study. They get her in there and are like yo you gotta drink some blood. And she's like aright lemme get some and Scowl is like nah I worked at smoothie king lemme make it good... so he takes the blood and blends it with ice and some shit and puts it in a smoothie cup for her and he's like ok here you go. Seriously smoothie king really missed out a big spot for product placement there. They coulda slapped their logo on that cup and then served a Twilight-themed smoothie at their stores. Fareelydoe.

So Anti-Nigga gets pissed about something and then you have this standoff between him and the scowling fucker somewhere in the woods, this part is like the Count of Monte Cristo except not at all. then they leave. Scowl turns into a wolf again here I'm pretty sure. At this point I had eaten like 10 pieces of popcorn which was enough to remind me that I still had food poisoning so I was kinda trying not to shit myself and stopped paying attention.

Anyway like another month passes and the chick is more pregnant and she looks worse and worse every time you see her. It's like how that dude from Shadow of the Colossus keeps getting more pale and grows horns and shit every time he defeats a colossus. Except with this it's like, every time this fucker scowls at her it makes her condition worsen. Again somebody is pissed and there is another standoff between Anti-Nigga and Scowl's Moving Castle which is like a combination of the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet and the fight scene with Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat movie. Edmond Dantes the Anti-Nigga is up on a balcony and Scowl is in the woods and is all "get over here" so he uses his go fast power to meet him. I don't remember what happens but I assure you it isn't important.

Some of their friends start to get ripped apart by wolves but then anti-nigga shows up and just punches one of them? Also there is this one fucker with a huge neck and a tiny head who starts to act like the voice of reason half way through the movie. He's like get out of here scowl... you're not wanted here and I think that's what pissed Scowl of one of the times.

Right before the girl is about to give birth you see Scowl and bunch of people sitting on a couch and they show a clip of college football for a second, USC is number 1 in the country wtf? I'm not even gonna pretend that I follow college football though so I don't know when that was. So then the girl is like oh shit... and she drops her blood smoothie and her fuckin spine bends completely backwards like she had scoliosis this whole time and you see a slow motion shot of all four other people's faces who were in the room... including Scowl who did the people's eyebrow at one point.

So she goes into labor I guess and suddenly everyone is a doctor, including this dumb bitch who hasn't done shit the whole movie and she's being all "scalpel!" and edmond dantes is like no don't do it, ok do it. They cut open her stomach and the baby comes out with no umbilical cord and then they realize the girl isn't breathing, so here comes Scowl to save the day and give her CPR but of course it didn't work because the dumbass didn't do the proper head-tilt-chin-lift maneuver (or tell someone else in the room to go call 911 and get an AED) so he has an emotional breakdown and rage-morphs again.

Anti-Nigga The Righteous One does all he can to bring her back but it won't work. He starts biting all over her trying to give her hickeys so the blood will start flowing or something. All it does is make it look like some Manson family shit, she's just got bite marks all over her all pale and dead. Then you see some CSI type thing where they go into her body and you are seeing all her blood vessels crystalize and shit and it makes no sense. Then the camera is now above her face with her eyes closed and it spins around for a few seconds before stopping as it is directly over her face. The music stops and accompanied by a loud boom...... suddenly her eyes open. The screen goes black.

L O S T

Raven Reaper 11-27-2011 03:56 AM

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Yes, I still prefer this than the live action movie itself. The Jin Kazuya Heihachi/Devil origin feuds made more interesting. Hell, even the fighting scenes are totally spot on with the combat moves of each character. Throughout the movie, the real scene stealers that can be obnixious and annoying are Alisa and Xiaoyu.

I really enjoyed the triple threat between Heihachi, Jin and Kazuya... the surprise ending was Mokujin the wooden fighter transforming combined with Heihachi's devil powers into ONE BIG BAD-ASS CYBER DEMON LIKE MOKUJIN!! Scared the shit out of me.. Same with the final fight of Kazuya and Jin both transforming into devils that looked like a Final Fantasy hybrid and power rangers enemy rather than the usual ones that look like in the game. Still, the final fights was more enjoyable on the same level as Dragonball Z...

Anna and Nina are here too.. Sister vs sister... I loved the catfight showdown between them as well. Exvcept Nina's working with Jin while Anna's the obvious baddie henchwoman for Kazuya. Alisa felt sympathetic in the 2nd hour of the movie where she behaves like a good Terminator style character. Alisa's sexy for a cyborg. lol. :P

In short, the story and plot doesn't have much to offer except for a campy kick-ass action anime to watch this on weekends.

7/10.

P.S. the extra ending in the post ending credits is a little bit unnecessary
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but it shows Alisa and Xiaoyu saying they'll join the Tekken Tournament.

Droford 11-27-2011 12:00 PM

Red State 6*/10 didnt really like it, thought the premise had a lot of promise but it went from being horror to being a cop shootout movie with John Goodman of all people..

*I'll give it a bonus point for casting Micheal Parks as Abin Cooper, totally bought into him being a religious nutjob. And if they had stuck with the original ending I would have given it an extra point since that sounded 10x better than the actual ending.

ct2k 11-28-2011 03:20 PM

Twilight 3/10

All 3 points awarded on the basis of the redheaded lady vampire being hot

ClockShot 11-28-2011 08:04 PM

K-19: The Widowmaker - 2.5/5

Crimson Tide and Hunt for Red October still set the bar for good submarine flicks.

Raven Reaper 11-30-2011 06:42 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jLf8lj_0mY...owd+poster.jpg

6/10. Not much to offer for a plot except the razor blade killer slashing the throats of women he dates with.

Lock Jaw 11-30-2011 09:50 PM

The Muppets

8/10

Was alright. They could have done less with Jason Segal and Amy Adams and have had more Muppets though. Rizzo didn't get a single line in the whole movie. Which made me sad.

Emperor Smeat 12-01-2011 11:06 PM

Dr No - 3 out of 5

Not that bad for being the first Bond film but definitely like the newer ones a lot more.

Raven Reaper 12-02-2011 06:17 PM

Straw Dogs 2011 remake. 7/10. One scene almost made me cringe: Bear trap snapping upside down on a guy's neck.

Emperor Smeat 12-03-2011 09:51 PM

Live and Let Die - 3 out of 5
The Man With the Golden Gun - 3.5 out of 5

Role Models - 4 out of 5

Schlomey 12-04-2011 12:37 AM

muppets - 4/5
smurfs - 2/5
crazy stupid love - 3/5

Lock Jaw 12-04-2011 03:15 PM

Thunderball 7/10

The Destroyer 12-04-2011 03:56 PM

Limitless 6/10

It was alright, but it didn't really grab me.

Schlomey 12-04-2011 09:44 PM

our idiot brother
5/5

not at all what I expected. Smart Comedy.

PorkSoda 12-04-2011 10:09 PM

Colors - 6/10

Antwone Fisher - 9/10

Raven Reaper 12-05-2011 10:15 PM

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/pho...ster031110.jpg

O____________O. There are few scenes that left me a bit scarred... Man, indescribable to say this review... That is all.

9/10. And I meant that in a good way.
SPOILER: show
Newborn porn anyone?

Lock Jaw 12-06-2011 05:24 PM

You Only Live Twice

6.5/10

OssMan 12-06-2011 08:42 PM

Happy Feet 2

I saw it in Spanish so I didn't necessarily understand it all, but I'm pretty sure I got what I needed to. A little disappointed how they didn't transition to Ice Ice Baby from Under Pressure at the end of the movie.

PapaGeorgio 12-07-2011 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven Reaper (Post 3696073)
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/pho...ster031110.jpg

O____________O. There are few scenes that left me a bit scarred... Man, indescribable to say this review... That is all.

9/10. And I meant that in a good way.
SPOILER: show
Newborn porn anyone?

Based on your spoiler and see in the jpg you are talking about Serbian Film. I like fucked up movies like that. And don't get me wrong, it had its funny/shocking/memorable scenes that paid off big time, which is why people like us watch it. But overall I did not enjoy it as a movie. I just felt it took itself way to serious and tried to be artsy while doing all that fucked up shit. Where a movie like Human Centipede say that has fucked up shit presents itself in a way that says, "Hey, here is a bunch of fucked up shit, let's have fun with it enjoy the movie" But Serbian Film tried to hard to be the reverse of "Here is this artsy movie, oh yeah it's got some fucked up shit just for the sake of having fucked up shit to get people talking about the movie"

That's my thought on it at least. You can have a serious movie with fucked up shit or a comedy too, but this one just didn't feel right. But again, the fucked up shit did pay off, but overall outside of those thought it was a bit of a bore.

PorkSoda 12-07-2011 02:05 PM

The Rock - 7/10

53 minutes into Whip It and I don't think I can finish it. It's that bad.

MoFo 12-07-2011 11:36 PM

Human Centipede 2

5/10

Very shit, why the fuck was it banned.

Lock Jaw 12-08-2011 04:59 PM

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

6/10

Spent half of the movie going "Pffffft this George Lazenby guy has none of the swag, charm, or confidence of Sean Connery"

GD 12-08-2011 11:30 PM

Sex and Lucia - 7/10

Rise of the Planet of the Apes - 8/10

The Change Up - 2/10

Attack the Block - 6/10

RoXer 12-10-2011 01:31 AM

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009) - 85

Really good. This was the Swedish version with subtitles, not the new Daniel Craig version coming out in a few weeks. I've had it in my Netflix queue for over a year now and figured I should watch it. Probably going to watch the others too before see the Craig version in theatres.

Gertner 12-12-2011 01:14 PM

Toy Story 3 10/10. I cried lol.

Get Him to The Greek. 7.5/10. Pretty funny. The ending was kinda dumb though.

RoXer 12-12-2011 01:45 PM

The Girl Who Played With Fire (2009) - 85

Still good. I heard the 3rd one isn't as great though. Will watch that tomorrow maybe.


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