This hypnotizes me like that scene in Get Out.

I bet Darby Allin wakes up in the mornings with her vagina grinding his face.

Is he with Paige? That's awesome. Paige is so beautiful. I would treasure her and make her feel really good about herself.

Paige probably has dishes that still have Brad Maddox cum crusted on them.

If I were Darby Allin, I would be digging through Priscilla Kelly's bathroom trash every morning to see what kind of tasty morsel i can find.

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WWE captioned it "still haven't done it" on Facebook

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@HEELZiggler</a> also congratulated me �� <a href="https://t.co/2nDWdcCl7B">pic.twitter.com/2nDWdcCl7B</a></p>&mdash; Shinsuke Nakamura (@ShinsukeN) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShinsukeN/status/1151336696878944257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="pl" dir="ltr">yoWIE woWIE</p>&mdash; Shinsuke Nakamura (@ShinsukeN) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShinsukeN/status/1151377658284060673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I think there’s some confusion along the line. The girl in the gif isn’t Paige.

That's Priscilla Kelly.

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This is just like when somebody confused Big Show for King Kong Bundy.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Shane McMahon dethroning Linda McMahon for the worst Stunner sell of all time <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a> <a href="https://t.co/f7qzrCAEFD">pic.twitter.com/f7qzrCAEFD</a></p>&mdash; WWE Critics (@WWECritics) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECritics/status/1151285121682685953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Did Shane sign a full-time contract or something? I mean, it’s no secret he’s everywhere, but it seems like he’s doing physical stuff every other week.

Not a 100% sure but I think that since he came Back he's under a performer contract, he don't have any power or job in the company

I think you’re right. But it was like two matches a year and now he’s working like every PPV. I guess he just wants to work more.

According to PWI, AAA is currently planning on airing their upcoming US shows on PPV.

Only problem is due to the dates picked, it means both shows are now going head-to-head with WWE's PPVs on those dates.

Similar to MSG, WWE deliberately is trying to undercut AAA's LA show since they recently upgraded a house show in Anaheim on that date to PPV status.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">PWInsider reports AAA is planning to make their shows from MSG and LA PPV shows. <br><br>Those events are happening the same day as WWE PPVs. <a href="https://t.co/IO6fQx43on">https://t.co/IO6fQx43on</a> <a href="https://t.co/sUCcuxPfxQ">pic.twitter.com/sUCcuxPfxQ</a></p>&mdash; luchablog (@luchablog) <a href="https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1151317715879190528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2019</a></blockquote>
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People getting triggered over this tweet


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Which SummerSlam match should Charlotte Flair be added to? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a></p>&mdash; Kenton (@Kenton_la) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kenton_la/status/1151512569477324801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2019</a></blockquote>
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#GiveCharlotteAChance

imagine chris jericho shaving his balls...very funny visual

Funnier when you imagine it growing back in.

Tights would chafe.

Did you get a new twitter?

Posted on Alexa's twitter that instead of whining about fan reactions, maybe she should watch the tape and figure out why people didn't like the match.

Probably going to get death threats from her twitter fans now. And RP.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Fuck you! It's not Alexa's fault that she has to wrestle with those bitches. Naomi's gigantic ghetto butt isnt easy to move around and her breath smells like chitterlings and chillie cheese fritos. Carmella is literally dripping with spray tan and looks like a fucking oompa loompa and Natalya is in there shitting her pants and spraying farts everywhere and has a look on her on face like she knows her vagina is lathered in yeast and her tampon is soaked in blood and puss but she dont give a shit. Then Alexa rolls outside the ring to get away from that bullshit and fucking Nikkie, the fucking hobbit she's suppose to pretend to be friends with, looks like she hasnt washed her clothes since WrestleMania 19 and smells like orc turds and rotten potatoes from the Shire. Alexa did her best with what she had to work with and it's hateful sons of bitches like you that want to go on her twitter and type mean things with your black cock handling fingers cause you think your fucking cool and know how shit is suppose to go. YOU DONT KNOW DICK FIGFUCK! Get off Alexa's twitter and go fist your asshole to your favorite Ricochet match. You fucking homo!

Did not disappoint.

You leave Ricochet and fisting out of this, dammit.

Wonder which legend will inevitably get a quick 24/7 title reign at Raw Reunion.

I feel like if they threw X-Pac and Bob Holly on it we'd have some memorable laughs.

:lol::lol::lol:

Ooops.

:rofl:

I feel like AAA is making some really stupid moves. They haven't sold any consequential amount of tickets for either show, nobody really cares about AAA in the USA. I am planning on getting a last minute ticket to the MSG show out of curiosity and novelty but I don't expect it to be a show (or product) with mass appeal here.

They have mentioned getting some AEW guys to the show, which would help... and could do more than help if they do the right booking but last I read AEW wasn't looking to make a big presence at this show.

I haven’t listened with any degree of regularity in several years, but Colt Cabana announced that he is ending his Art of Wrestling podcast by the end of the year.

Those first couple of years of his show were a blast. I think it somewhat jumped the shark around the time of the CM Punk tell-all, but he deserves a lot of credit as he is still the original wrestling podcast and he got a near decade-long run out of it.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/TrueKofi?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TrueKofi</a> will put the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEChampionship?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEChampionship</a> on the line against <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SamoaJoe</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@HEELZiggler</a> in a Triple Threat Match at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SMACKVILLE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SMACKVILLE</a>, streaming LIVE on Saturday, July 27th on <a href="https://twitter.com/WWENetwork?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWENetwork</a>!<a href="https://t.co/BZkiVxY7vX">https://t.co/BZkiVxY7vX</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1151931821636096002?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Lol my first thought was damn AEW has another show next week..butnope. then I thought it was in Jacksonville..but nope (the guitar should have been a clue)

[QUOTE=Fignuts;5270002]For RP:

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DISGUSTING Bitch!

Needs the gif of her throwing up in Joey Ryan's trunks

Probably countering G1 on AXS Saturday.

I seriously doubt they'd televise a show on the network to counterprogram AXS airing something at 9pm that happened 16 hours earlier in japan

Hornswoggle.

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Alicia Fox

https://i.redd.it/70v8e98zl5b31.jpg

Lol so just like at Raw 25, Christian agrees to go but Edge is like “nah, I’m good”

Christian is all you need

It'll more than likely be the only Raw I watch all year

Dvon without Buhbuh.

D-Von is the superior Dudley, I have always said that. He did the lifting.

If WWE made a movie about Batman he would stop and tell the Gotham City Universe he loved them and was doing this for them and then Batgirl and Posion Ivy would hug and cry after their fight and raise each other's hands.

News Anchor Michael Cole "After his defeat The Batman has been taken to a local - medical - facility. Some say The SPIRIT OF THE BAT has been BROKEN (this phrase is then repeated 18 more times).

Bane beats down Robin next week and all of a sudden the Bat Signal hits the clouds.

News Anchor Michael Cole "OH MY, IS IT, COULD IT BE, IT IS"
Co-Anchor Renee Young "OHHHHH"

Bane then goes on to a feud with Dolph Riddler for 6 months, trading losses.

Thing is with these reunion shows they tend to recycle many of the same faces over and over again.

Give me Rodney Mack and the 5 Minute White Boy Challenge.

They should dig up Spike Dudley. It's crazy hes almost 50

Only if Holly calls Cole a "little shithead" again.

Also, the WWE Films Presents: Batman pitch should be its own thread.

Things I would like to see

-Planet Stasiak
-Diss the Diva
-Eugene conducting Musical Chairs

Tommy Dreamer eating urinal cakes and tobacco juice from Taker would be nice

I am excite for Alicia Fox. Very nice!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8bb6...temid=13450828

Melina and Alicia Fox on the same show.

I wonder if Funkadactly 2 will be watching.

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Why is Alicia Fox on that poster?

Thanks for noticing.

WWE found Darby Allins .. uhh..twin sister in China

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Oh fuck she has a much better ASS that Paige.

:rofl::lol::lol::rofl:

That was great.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WrestleMania</a> <a href="https://t.co/yODIDDbEha">pic.twitter.com/yODIDDbEha</a></p>&mdash; Maverick 24:7 (@WWEMaverick) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEMaverick/status/1115180526938263552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It’s been three months since <a href="https://twitter.com/RondaRousey?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RondaRousey</a> appeared in WWE. Does the Women’s division really need her back?<br><br>It's up for debate in this edition of WWE <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HeadToHead?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#HeadToHead</a>! <a href="https://t.co/4aOhuEgP1D">pic.twitter.com/4aOhuEgP1D</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1151915105157668864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 18, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Kofi's a dual champion. Confirmed!

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They really seem to want you to take Kofi seriously as a living legend, but all faith in the company has been eroded.

So has Kofi's chest

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jordan Omogbehin, a Nigerian-born former college basketball player who stands a legit 7'3&quot;, made his debut at an NXT house show last night. He looks like an absolute monster. <a href="https://t.co/tjyRyw54pJ">pic.twitter.com/tjyRyw54pJ</a></p>&mdash; SI Wrestling (@SI_wrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/SI_wrestling/status/1152215421585645568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 19, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

A supposed "legit" 7' 3", so knowing wwe he'll debut as being 8'5".

I can already smell that Great Khali feud

IDK Noid...

They are doing a very fine job with Kofi's reign. I think the Universe is leaning on it almost at this point. One thing is that the quality of matches has dipped a lot since his chase, which has some amazing performances. I think that Kofi should have been the last match with Joe at Extreme Rules but they only got about 10 minutes and it was pretty basic.

I'm very curious where it goes, how long... I don't see anyone on the horizon that should take it right now.

Pre Brock cashing in I would have disagreed with you. But now there really isn't.

No one on Smackdown is ready for a run unless you turn Roman Heel.
Drew has been destroyed too much and he no longer has a unstoppable force type aura.
Braun is ruined.
You could make the case for maybe Styles after this run with Riccochet but he has the US title now.

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I wonder if Cornette would love or hate that. He hates 3 Stooges wrestling stuff but loves MJF.

A quandary.

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Lanny was just as good a promo as his brother, but in different ways. Randy entranced you with his Cocaine fueled insanity, while Lanny just impressed you with wordplay and insults.

If Lanny was more crisp in pivotal moments in his early WWF Run, maybe he could have been a bigger star.

Lanny is tremendous.

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deadspin investigates WM 35 NJ Transit fiasco

I made a note of the time I left. I started to leave at 12:28 and had to essentially walk all the way down from upper level on side of stadium opposite of the trains and it took me 9 minutes to get to the line and I guess I got on the 12:45 train

I wasn’t paying attention to the times but I was on that first train, 12:37 apparently

The second Becky won I left my seat, took a piss, and booked it outside. Anybody who stuck around to watch the celebration was fucked.

Khali vs Taker vs this guy who's the only one that can walk properly.

I have Lanny on facebook. He's amazing. He'll answer any question you ask. Really cool guy.

I really don't know why Lanny wasn't used much better. Sure he's the walking definition of an eccentric but this is WWF baby, he should have his own corner.

It's not like he was weak in the ring either, he knew what to do and had a great moonsault.

Futher we have WCW who signed him for years and never sent him to work except one time I believe.

He’d hate it, I’d bet. The handshake is what seals it. The simultaneous shit *could* happen, in some bizarre sort of way. But I don’t think he’d be mad at MJF...just disappointed.

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Marty the Moth of lucha underground followed me on Instagram

He did pretty well as The Genius . I think they felt he was too goofy to be pushed harder. I actually liked his tag team with George Wells of all people. They did a couple t.v's. I think he would have been better suited as a tag team guy.

That’s awesome. I want my own group of dancers to perform whenever I walk into a room.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Drake Maverick going off at the end was absolutely fantastic. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <br><br> <a href="https://t.co/rsRvB4RQ1h">pic.twitter.com/rsRvB4RQ1h</a></p>&mdash; Get The Tables (@GetDaTables) <a href="https://twitter.com/GetDaTables/status/1152378034374217729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 20, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I pretty much booked it after the pinfall, piss etc. But I looked around for the Meadowland buses to the Port Authority. So, I ended up in a fairly long line although I was probably lucky I wasn't further down the line because of the quick. A lot of the people there were worse off for not being from the Northeast. I had a winter coat with a hood. Not sure how it didn't start raining until after WrestleMania.

Rest of the horror story isn't WWE or Metlife's fault. Got into the PA in time for my bus but didn't have a driver for the bus until like 8 am (Bus was supposed to leave at 2:45am. Got into Boston and then took the commuter rail and then an uber home.

Got back at like 3pm.

Greyhound still hasn't responded to my request for information or anything about what happened. I tweeted to Bix about what was happening live.

I think i'm gonna get this Alexa Bliss figure, but I wish i could see the ass. Looks like they nailed the hips and thighs though. And the coochie cutter shorts. But what the fuck is that belt?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_Ibx1aX...g&name=900x900

Nikki's got a messed up European Championship or a half-finished WWF's Woman's World Championship.

Alexa got a full Attitude Era WWF Woman's World Championship.

I had to wait almost 2 hours at Secaucus for a train going to Newark. It started raining on the train ride back to Newark and I had to walk about 2 miles in the rain since I had planned on using the Newark Light Rail which was supposed to have longer than normal hours for a Sunday..

The biggest lol of that whole report was NJT thought busses were going to help them move 11,000+ people at maybe 60 people a bus.

Timing wise it felt like the stars and planets aligned for me getting out of there. Got on the first train, only had to wait at Secaucus for around 10 minutes for my train to Penn Station to arrive. Back at Penn Station around 1:40-1:45.

My hotel was only 7 or 8 city blocks from Penn Station/MSG. Started sprinkling when I was a block and a half away from the hotel. Walked in at just about 2 AM. By the time I went up the elevator and into my room, I could hear the rain pounding the windows.

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